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BouCoupDinkyDau
05-03-11, 12:57 PM
I'll start:

Paper, b*tch!



This should get interesting...

metzfanaz
05-03-11, 12:59 PM
You forgot Spock and Lizard. WTF man, come on!

Oh yeah....I'll do Paper also

Your turn!

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-03-11, 01:08 PM
You can't paper twice! :mad:
What's this paper on paper violence, man?!

I'll rock yo @$$ for that!!!

metzfanaz
05-03-11, 03:10 PM
I choose Spock, because NOTHING beats Spock! NOTHING!

BR549
05-03-11, 03:42 PM
Lizard poisons Spock. BC-choose lizard, choose lizard!

metzfanaz
05-03-11, 03:45 PM
Lizard poisons Spock. BC-choose lizard, choose lizard!

Did you check the Roommate Agreement? NOTHING beats Spock! :p

BR549
05-03-11, 03:50 PM
You've already burst my bubble once this week. I still can't get over it. THREE cd's AND 6 min relations...

Sadly, I did not see the Roommate Agreement.

What I can't figure out is Lizard poisons Spock and paper disproves Spock, where is Captain Kirk.

I still say SPOCK can be poisoned!!!!!! Hah! :p

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-03-11, 04:52 PM
Spock is dead. I crush lizard with rock.

sighduck
05-03-11, 05:28 PM
meh.... ill just use nuke, nuke beats everything

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-03-11, 05:43 PM
Shields up - nuke dampened to the force of a firecracker.

I will once again go to rock, for knocking you over the head for jumping to nuke so soon!
It's a hard rock too. One of those smooth river rocks that hurt to get nailed with when your friends are skipping them. Take that!

metzfanaz
05-03-11, 05:47 PM
Spock crushes Nuke with Rock. Paper wins!

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-03-11, 05:50 PM
Impossible. Haven't you seen the last movie?
I counter Spock with Uhura, who can keep him occupied in the bedroom indefinitely.

metzfanaz
05-03-11, 05:55 PM
Impossible. Haven't you seen the last movie?
I counter Spock with Uhura, who can keep him occupied in the bedroom indefinitely.

Bow Chicka Bow Wow....

Gopher from Love Boat FTW!

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-03-11, 05:57 PM
I cut off Gopher's head with scissors.
Man, what a slow, messy, and awful way to go. R.I.P. Gopher.

metzfanaz
05-03-11, 07:44 PM
I cut off Gopher's head with scissors.
Man, what a slow, messy, and awful way to go. R.I.P. Gopher.

Sweet, job opening! Someone let Anon know, he's looking for work.

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-03-11, 07:53 PM
*wipes blood off of scissors*

Yeah, but is anybody even gonna bother to counter my crime?

metzfanaz
05-04-11, 12:55 AM
Come at me bro...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iWrf4zJREoc/SG2oZIhooPI/AAAAAAAAAJk/as_Fs7ehkaY/spock.jpg

sighduck
05-04-11, 01:05 AM
IT's A MINECRAFT MAN !!!!!!!!

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-04-11, 07:05 AM
Foot crushes milk-carton Spock!

ginniebean
05-04-11, 10:28 AM
Toenail clipper cuts off foot.... oh woops that was a hedge trimmer! my oops

metzfanaz
05-04-11, 03:26 PM
Toenail clipper cuts off foot.... oh woops that was a hedge trimmer! my oops

Rock pummels hedge clipper disguised as a toenail clipper

ginniebean
05-04-11, 05:19 PM
spock vaporizes rock! (spock always wins!)

BR549
05-04-11, 05:26 PM
spock vaporizes rock! (spock always wins!)
I thought you said "socks". So, I'm thinking....somebody should...

metzfanaz
05-04-11, 05:50 PM
I thought you said "socks". So, I'm thinking....somebody should...

Dryers beats socks everytime, in pairs and in singles.

Evil Spock takes down Good Spock. Thanks goatee

pooka
05-04-11, 07:15 PM
And you know what beats dryers? Forgetting to pay your electricity bill.

shysmile
05-04-11, 07:49 PM
Scissors cut electricity bill in half. :p

pooka
05-04-11, 08:22 PM
Paper-cutters can cut in straight lines. Be ashamed, scissors.
http://papercuttingmachines.org/wp-content/uploads/paper_cutter.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-04-11, 11:53 PM
Forest overwhelms paper-cutter, causing paper-cutter to have a nervous breakdown.

http://www.azsf.az.gov/UserFiles/Image/arizona_forest_stewardship_committee.jpg

metzfanaz
05-05-11, 12:03 AM
I got it...

Ax Men chopped down Forest

http://img.poptower.com/pic-36203/ax-men.jpg?d=600

pooka
05-05-11, 12:04 AM
Loggers chop down forest, make it into paper which is then cut by scissors which is forced into shame by paper cutter which is overwhelmed by forest which is chopped down by loggers...OMG IT NEVER ENDS!

shysmile
05-05-11, 12:09 AM
Ax man steps on a sharp thorn and can't work with a sharp thing in his foot all day, can't take it out himself so goes to the hospital to have it removed.

http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/19300/19301/thorn_19301_sm.gif

Thorn wins. :p

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-05-11, 12:16 AM
Mouse removes thorn, uses it as toothpick.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsJ/tve79865-19480717-694.jpg

metzfanaz
05-05-11, 12:16 AM
Cheese distracts mouse...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-mouse-has-cheese.jpg

Mesaana
05-05-11, 12:51 AM
Bow Chicka Bow Wow....


Brown Chicken Cow Chow?

shysmile
05-05-11, 09:43 AM
Um...rock smashes cheese! (But not the adorable mouse, it's too cute :p)

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-05-11, 01:54 PM
Rough concrete mix poured over rock (now you don't know which rock is yours!!!).

Nifferka
05-06-11, 02:23 PM
Earthquake breaks up concrete, and aforementioned mouse runs away with uncovered rock.

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-08-11, 08:53 PM
Earthquake averted by setting off strategically placed explosives to lessen stress on tectonic plates.

metzfanaz
05-13-11, 11:04 PM
http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/won-negotiator-pic.jpg

One of my next t-shirts

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-13-11, 11:31 PM
http://www.sparkcaster.com/demotivational/images/rock,%20paper,%20scissors.jpg

diced
05-14-11, 02:59 AM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_MwajajQvUzk/Tc4nb4aFhEI/AAAAAAAAABw/Xdz4U_rid8Q/s800/rock%2C%2520paper%2C%2520scissors_solution.jpg

Didn't see that one coming did ya?

Kingway
05-14-11, 06:04 PM
Haha, this thread is funny!

metzfanaz
05-14-11, 09:24 PM
Asian Female Curly defeats guys with really really big scissors

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/thisisunsettlingp11.gif

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-15-11, 02:03 AM
I'm not sure how to counter that very disturbing image. Is she a human Roomba?

pooka
05-15-11, 02:06 AM
This baby riding a roomba defeats Creepy Carpet Lady.
http://popgoestheweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/baby-roomba.jpg

metzfanaz
05-15-11, 02:07 AM
I'm not sure how to counter that very disturbing image. Is she a human Roomba?

I have no idea but that is the silliest picture I've seen in a long time.

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-15-11, 02:09 AM
Dust bunnies from hell clog up Roomba

http://tech.icrontic.com/draco/images/articles/tech_tips_dust_bunnies_from_hell/hellbunny.jpg

pooka
05-15-11, 02:11 AM
Black hole sucks up dust bunnies in a mega-powerful vaccuum!
http://www.daviddarling.info/images/galactic_black_hole.jpg

metzfanaz
05-15-11, 02:25 AM
Marvin destroys Black Hole

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4087/5056328213_a9a783f095.jpg

diced
05-15-11, 02:38 AM
Care bears zap Marvin
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg78/evalana/blog/AIC_stare01.png

metzfanaz
05-15-11, 02:44 AM
Let's Get Dangerous!

Darkwing Duck takes down the Care Bears

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/graphics/news3/DarkwingDuck_pic.jpg

BR549
05-15-11, 02:50 AM
http://www.hannabarberacartoons.ewebsite.com/img/original/10/hong-kong-phooey.jpg

Hong Kong Phooey takes down DWD! FTW!!!

sighduck
05-15-11, 07:04 AM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDq0YWkcaUvYQoHUrTlfS1MVGmWMM_o 7AbcTbHrpXauJDolCRv

I win...

diced
05-15-11, 01:48 PM
You might in due time ...
http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz79/Super-dreamer/plaatjes%20voor%20de%20missie/timemachine.jpg

Time-machine evades Norris -- No score

sighduck
05-15-11, 02:55 PM
chuck norris round-houses the space time continuum, thereby creating a rift which allows him to follow after the time machine, I still win :P

diced
05-15-11, 03:06 PM
So you cannot kill Chuck Norris, .. but
You should know Spock survives any rift in space-time.

Therefore he Vulcan-neck-pinches Norris unconscious!
And you still do not win... for now :)

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-15-11, 04:36 PM
I think sighduck was the kind of kid that always jumped straight to infinity in any kind of childhood argument. :p

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-15-11, 06:17 PM
Ya'll are a bunch of slack-jawed jerkoffs that could be sexual tyrannosauruses just like him:

http://images3.blu-ray.com/reviews/336_4.jpg

Mini-gun totin' Jessy Ventura brings "Old Pain" and shoots up your pathetic Vulcan!

pooka
05-16-11, 12:15 AM
Mr. Rogers is hugging a gorilla. I beat you.
http://www.koko.org/kidsclub/teachers/images/koko_and_mr_rogers.jpg

metzfanaz
05-16-11, 12:16 AM
That's no way to talk about Mrs. Rogers. :p

Mr. Rogers is hugging a gorilla. I beat you.
http://www.koko.org/kidsclub/teachers/images/koko_and_mr_rogers.jpg

Blueranne
05-16-11, 12:21 AM
http://www.free-photo-download.info/movie/tremors/1_1024.jpg

tired1823
05-16-11, 12:22 AM
lizard paper?

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-16-11, 12:26 AM
Amelia Earhart bombs your emerging lizards to dust! (but does not save miniature Kevin Bacon in time).

http://www.earlyaeroplanes.com/archive/image3/imag1753.jpg

tired1823
05-16-11, 12:31 AM
:mad: Amelia!!!

http://theperfectlady.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ursula.gif?w=400&h=269

Ursela survived the bombings, she has Amelia in her cave, now.

metzfanaz
05-16-11, 12:32 AM
I'm back biatches!

http://cooldost.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kevin-Bacon.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-16-11, 12:33 AM
Gargamel casts a spell on Kevin and turns him into a harmless worm!

http://www.mycitybynight.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/gargamel.jpg

tired1823
05-16-11, 12:38 AM
I think that's where this comes in


http://www.free-photo-download.info/movie/tremors/1_1024.jpg

metzfanaz
05-16-11, 12:38 AM
Book worm slaps you with a Heart Symbol and a copy of The Sarah Palin book

http://images5.cpcache.com/product_zoom/484227335v3_480x480_Front_padToSquare-true.jpg

pooka
05-16-11, 12:39 AM
Avada Kedavra!
http://dunithd.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/voldermortimage.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-16-11, 12:39 AM
I that's where this comes in

Nope, already bombed the Bluray Thing. No Gosies Backsies!

Book worm slaps you with a Heart Symbol and a copy of The Sarah Palin book

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

tired1823
05-16-11, 12:40 AM
bomb diggity!

metzfanaz
05-16-11, 12:42 AM
No nose Michael beats no nose wizard.

http://michaeljacksonnotdead.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/michael-jackson-pic-getty-101190380.jpg?w=450&h=300

Avada Kedavra!
http://dunithd.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/voldermortimage.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-16-11, 12:42 AM
Michael hires a doctor to take care of him.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q7mNorvRdwE/S8xzncmtrfI/AAAAAAAAAAc/5LibLEDWZz8/s1600/jack-kevorkian-time-magazine.jpg

sighduck
05-16-11, 12:44 AM
I think sighduck was the kind of kid that always jumped straight to infinity in any kind of childhood argument. :p

of course.. never had the patience to work in small steps like that...

metzfanaz
05-16-11, 12:47 AM
Lawsuit defeats Doctor

http://www.lawsuitfundingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lfvawsuit.jpg

pooka
05-16-11, 12:53 AM
Angry mob attacks courthouse
http://mediaelites.com/files/2010/04/angry-mob2.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-16-11, 12:55 AM
I'm not going to try and stop that one...I'm really not. Who wouldn't like to see a building full of lawyers get BBQ'd?

metzfanaz
05-16-11, 12:57 AM
Fire hose!

http://www.ihatejillbeach.com/forum/uploads/caballo/2008-06-25_054547_uhf_firehose.gif

pooka
05-16-11, 12:59 AM
Water shortage, too bad for you.
http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/water_and_thirst/emerging_water_shortage_serious_088.jpg

metzfanaz
05-16-11, 01:02 AM
Here comes the rain again...

http://data.whicdn.com/images/8377040/tumblr_lhzc87XRVk1qfrf9mo1_500_thumb.jpg?130154457 4

pooka
05-16-11, 01:05 AM
Global Warming screws with weather patterns.
http://www.solarpowerwindenergy.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/globalwarming.jpg

metzfanaz
05-16-11, 01:07 AM
Al Gore and Manbearpig defeat Global Warming

http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_park/photo_gallery/al-gore-is-manbearpig.jpg

pooka
05-16-11, 01:09 AM
Electoral college laughs in Al Gore's face.
http://publiusthegeek.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/800px-electoralcollege2000-large-bushred-goreblue.png?w=450&h=300

metzfanaz
05-16-11, 01:11 AM
Money defeats Electoral College...

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll206/masters420/money.png

pooka
05-16-11, 01:14 AM
Economic crisis devalues dollar
http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/European-Econ-Crisis-and-U.S..jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-16-11, 01:18 AM
George Bush...well, er...
Oh, never mind! That would just make it worse.

http://www.thug.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/george-bush1.jpg

diced
05-16-11, 02:54 AM
Science beats your economics, with awesome technology!!
http://allears.net/tp/ep/muppets.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-16-11, 10:54 AM
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus defeats science!

http://i344.photobucket.com/albums/p333/Kalki_Maitreya/cyborg-pirate-ninja-jesus.jpg

Blueranne
05-16-11, 12:00 PM
Flood #2 renders pirate ninja jesus's efforts useless

http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/35222-bigthumbnail.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-16-11, 12:04 PM
Dennis Quaid warns of flood in advance--disaster averted.

http://www.cinemaphile.org/reviews/2004/photos/thedayaftertomorrow.jpg

Blueranne
05-16-11, 12:13 PM
Dennis Quaid relapses and overdoses on cocaine.

http://www.clipartpal.com/_thumbs/pd/holiday/halloween/casket.png

Dealer FTW

http://www.alienstoner.com/images/drugdealer.gif

sighduck
05-16-11, 12:18 PM
carrier swarm fused with battlecruiser fleet!!!!! all your base are now belong to us!!!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQKSyVDUOhd3H3_HlNu8iAggqdEGWban DQsCf190uYlFr1jIcfh

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-16-11, 12:27 PM
Server crash.

http://absolute-beginners.net/e107_images/newspost_images/gates_blue.jpg

sighduck
05-16-11, 12:30 PM
Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

Bsod ftl!!!!

shysmile
05-16-11, 02:42 PM
http://www.thevarguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/junior-geek-squad.jpg

The next generation of geek squad takes over, even more prepared then the last, and assists in repairing all crashed servers. :p

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-16-11, 03:20 PM
Children's programming distracts Geek Squad.

http://www.prlog.org/10528146-teletubbies-collection-dvd-boxset.jpg

diced
05-16-11, 03:27 PM
Python's bunny eats tubbies for breakfast
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jf65hTKNQWA/S7RTZexo2fI/AAAAAAAAANw/VFpu-REA-Us/s1600/rabbitpython.mvm.jpg

sighduck
05-16-11, 03:56 PM
hover bears fly in to eat the bunny

http://www.thorninpaw.com/Hoverbear.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-16-11, 05:09 PM
Corbert declares Bear Threat Reduction. Hare masses stop panicking. Hoverbears glide home, defeated and sad.

http://captainraoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/steven_bears.jpg

Blueranne
05-16-11, 06:43 PM
ooops were you watching that?

http://www.iphonefansite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/generic-remote-control-shallow-focus.jpg

pooka
05-16-11, 07:22 PM
Stuck buttons!
http://images.harmonyremote.com/EasyZapper/Support/FAQ/10734_stuck_button.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-16-11, 07:55 PM
Fixes anything:

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/post-wd40.jpg

pooka
05-16-11, 07:58 PM
It may fix anything, but it's in a pressurized can and it's extremely flammable. Cue the flame dragon.
http://www.eyesontutorials.com/images/Effects/VladStudio/tut35_FireDragon/firedragon_1024x768.jpg

Blueranne
05-16-11, 08:03 PM
A little unicorn love saves all!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nm9ySucveA8/TEYgGu9DIgI/AAAAAAAAAO4/XI1q38FFlxw/s1600/unicorns2q.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-16-11, 09:15 PM
The Darkness:
Unicorn Killah

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SzIgi2s8DO4/TE_VTgCqfbI/AAAAAAAAAQs/vTePkORVzDQ/s1600/Darkness+%28Legend%29.jpg

tired1823
05-17-11, 12:01 AM
http://www.rollogrady.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sasquatch01.jpg
SASQUATCH commin at ya.

metzfanaz
05-17-11, 12:09 AM
http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/MessinWithSasquatch_3.jpg

Beef Jerky is messin with Sasquatch

tired1823
05-17-11, 12:13 AM
hahahahhaa. oh my gosh. you win with your beef jerky for now.

metzfanaz
05-17-11, 12:14 AM
hahahahhaa. oh my gosh. you win with your beef jerky for now.

That's what she said! Whhheeeeeeeee!!! ;)

pooka
05-17-11, 12:18 AM
Steve Carrell will get you for stealing his catchphrase.
http://venturedvd.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/thats-what-she-said.jpg

metzfanaz
05-17-11, 12:21 AM
Hello Steve...

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Oa_Oh/Office/season4/office-0805-ryan135.jpg

pooka
05-17-11, 01:07 AM
I will give you a bazillion paper cuts! Fear me!
http://www.dundermifflin.com/images/paper_boxes.jpg

metzfanaz
05-17-11, 01:09 AM
Katy Perry takes down Paper with Fireworks

http://music.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/katy_perry_firework_470x300.jpg

pooka
05-17-11, 01:14 AM
Extraterrestrial abducts Katy Perry
http://c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/katy-et1.jpg

sighduck
05-17-11, 09:01 AM
lady gaga creeps aliens out so much that they return home in utter confusion and chaos

http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/04/14/2/688/6889060/5011274c49799b27_lady-gaga-kermit-suit.jpg

http://www.ilaaka.com/files/images/lady-gaga-meat-dress.preview.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-17-11, 12:51 PM
Grace Jones kicks Lady Gaga's @$$ for being nothing more than a second rate copycat of her own fashion sense.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UaLWp72nij4/TFyvEZjkiBI/AAAAAAAATPo/YSt7UhxBybs/s1600/grace-jones.jpg

Nifferka
05-17-11, 01:47 PM
A blind lady bumps into Grace Jones and knocks her out with her white cane.

Blind lady wins! (No picture of the event, of course, as blind lady doesn't carry a camera.)

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-17-11, 02:09 PM
Airwolf strafes blind lady.

http://content6.flixster.com/question/62/31/11/6231112_std.jpg

Nifferka
05-17-11, 02:16 PM
Blind lady did not see that coming...

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-17-11, 03:11 PM
Ninja Team Gatachaman joins in on the blind lady beatdown.

http://artisticthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/gatchaman-by-ross.jpg

sighduck
05-17-11, 05:15 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0KypismikSZYvXnuE4YROdVHSNm4ze EsLGnk0QyEgVD5svEcj

Gull swarm attacks... leaving everyone blind

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-17-11, 05:32 PM
Robo and his trusty Unicorn shoot down the gull menace.

http://uchima.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/2945623741_669fc03df6.jpg

pooka
05-17-11, 09:03 PM
Unicorn tribe brings this rogue back to the side of good and sunshine and rainbows and lollipops!
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4800000/REAL-world-CHARLIE-charlie-the-unicorn-4809872-800-600.jpg

Offle
05-17-11, 10:00 PM
Ma-Ti uses the Power of Heart to win over the unicorn tribe.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3x13p8DsVQ0/TG4hxg7adGI/AAAAAAAABoQ/8dCnyMkxTgU/s1600/Planet07.jpg

sighduck
05-18-11, 02:33 AM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhxm-NrP4DVAleUdreV0AtQRvBwLXz8UgXroQbiydB8cO5qlLI&t=1

just the mere presence of charlie sheen gets everyone here so high that they go insane

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-18-11, 11:31 AM
http://www.emsworld.com/article/photos/1192635750928_105_3.jpg

Narcan administered to everyone, and Sheen intubated and coal pumped just because he's the most toxic of the group.

diced
05-18-11, 11:50 AM
http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens2266128_1229699191need_bedding.jpg
Sleep wears off your drugs in time

sighduck
05-18-11, 12:34 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gKi5iyGKq_U/Taq_zuOEHkI/AAAAAAAAAaw/ZdOFEIhAzQY/s1600/039+Jigglypuff.jpg

jiggly puff scribbles all over sleeping people

Blueranne
05-18-11, 12:43 PM
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060923145240/uncyclopedia/images/4/42/YaMum.jpg

too low a dose for this one.... sorry! Cake FTW!

diced
05-18-11, 01:19 PM
<img src="http://eu.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/acidgrey/acidgrey0901/acidgrey090100056/4183869-girl-with-scissors-in-the-torn-stockings-sits-on-a-chair.jpg" alt="scissor_girl" width="400"/>
Scissors beat your cake

Blueranne
05-18-11, 01:26 PM
Im gunna sit on you, you little B!
http://x43.xanga.com/2a6c8b4a10133221363178/s173654722.jpg

Offle
05-18-11, 01:35 PM
I think I can take it

http://uptempoairforums.com/uploads/967/bucketwheelre5.jpg

sighduck
05-18-11, 01:46 PM
<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CD2LRROpph0?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CD2LRROpph0?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>


this needs no caption... it will just beat you all back to last week

Blueranne
05-18-11, 01:49 PM
pass the pipe! I'll need it to get through that again!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b268/gmendoza98/Esprit/000_1064.jpg

Offle
05-18-11, 01:52 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4npEHXMGVg/TMVsEHX77rI/AAAAAAAAENA/GSISM6JYoNs/s1600/garfield_monday.jpg

Take that Friday!

sighduck
05-18-11, 01:54 PM
i will lift the weight of monday using the amazing powers of PUBLIC HOLIDAY!!!!!!

diced
05-18-11, 02:00 PM
Oh, I so NOT want to beat a public holiday, .. cause, well I love holiday

But, its only a game

Public holiday gets wiped off the calendar by ADD Procrastination

sighduck
05-18-11, 03:08 PM
ADD procrastination is forgotten due to ADD memory span

Nifferka
05-18-11, 03:15 PM
ADD memory span is taken care of by meds. ;)

And...diced? How did you post a picture I could see? Have you discovered a cure for the blind?:eek:

sighduck
05-18-11, 03:21 PM
ADD memory results in meds not being taken as they got forgotten about :/

(diced is a miracle worker, dontcha know? )

Blueranne
05-18-11, 04:21 PM
Just hyperfocus, everyones doinging it!!!

http://therockstaragent.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Get-Focussed-Pic-200x195.jpg

hmmm... has this thread gotten off track?

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-18-11, 07:17 PM
The Church of Scamentology declares ADD a farce. Tom Cruise kills anyone that disagrees with his force lighting.

http://www.scuffletown.org/wp-content/image/tom_cruise_kills_oprah.gif

ADDonFire
05-18-11, 07:39 PM
Tom Cruise is diagnosed with ADD and forgets he has force lightning.

Offle
05-18-11, 07:48 PM
Forgetfulness is countered by a constant stream of nagging.

It's more difficult to forget things when people won't shut up about them.

ADDonFire
05-18-11, 08:00 PM
Nagging=cured!:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zxsbVMrOUNw/R9QWz1fXTrI/AAAAAAAAAB4/59msPPmfL0g/s400/FAM_MIDOL_MAX_STRENGTH_CAPLE-5300.jpg

BR549
05-18-11, 09:00 PM
drug resistant PMS crushes Midol.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYOkELOLGaofNbYkMz4p0S_R5_2qWsl oCGiqX_RrgeB76x_Vjx

tired1823
05-18-11, 09:15 PM
tamed...

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2009/08/kimk83109.jpg


(Alcohol temporarily dismantled Kardashian's PMS rage, again...)
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/stills/kk83109_jez_512K.flv.jpg

BR549
05-18-11, 09:30 PM
She bounces back because of her big booty and shields herself with her sister Khloe.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZZ-CqtHjAnk/SsF3a2yzfkI/AAAAAAABnlI/RuF_RRiGNT4/s400/Khloe+Kardashian.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-18-11, 11:12 PM
Old spice dude lures Kardashain girls away with his sexy manliness, allowing rock, paper, scissors to resume their never ending war.

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100611/old-spice-man-Isaiah--Mustafa_510.jpg

itsanADHDthing
05-18-11, 11:34 PM
I win.

http://www.wallpapersweb.com/data/media/2/Tool.jpg

metzfanaz
05-18-11, 11:52 PM
Fetus Lady takes out Fetus Head.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xTMNoSBvF4g/SXjPNQa1vOI/AAAAAAAAAA8/S7HZFnjMk-s/s320/Nurse+Gollum.jpg

sighduck
05-19-11, 09:24 AM
all fetuses dealt with severely by the abortion act!!

<img src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThS5PEqepSavGny7a4kaVf3Rw5ddnO_ 8zmP9fL7m2bVq7VPywh" alt="solved" width="200" height="150" />

PixiePlumber
05-19-11, 09:52 AM
Abortion aborted with ANGRY MOB OF PRO-LIFE ACTIVISTS!

Offle
05-19-11, 10:13 AM
Theodore Roosevelt does to the activist what he did to Monopolies, Trusts, and Big foot

http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/teddy_roosevelt_vs__bigfoot_by_sharpwriter-d3a72w4-500x323.jpg

Exterminates them.

sighduck
05-19-11, 10:20 AM
pro life activists mowed down by mg42!!!! AKA Hilters zipper :D

<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DW9gVEYCfqY?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DW9gVEYCfqY?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-19-11, 11:55 AM
Breech jam (and mechanism break).
Gun nuts reduced to singing and dancing in the flowers like weaponless girly men.

http://www.pyramydair.com/blog/images/1911-jam-web.jpg

(careful with the political stuff folks [abortion/pro life]. The mods will come in here and rape us)

Blueranne
05-19-11, 12:02 PM
chick with gun draws their attention... shooting **** up starts again..
http://media.nowpublic.net/images//dc/d/dcddf77784055fb1b643dd7970d00119.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-19-11, 12:07 PM
Rubix cube handed to blonde. Within five seconds, her head explodes.

http://nickshell1983.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/rubix-cube.jpg

Blueranne
05-19-11, 12:09 PM
hot brunette saves the shoot up
http://officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/chick-with-gun-psd55514.png

Blueranne
05-19-11, 12:27 PM
no more ammo
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/79033/79033,1229669299,1/stock-photo-spent-bullet-casings-angle-view-22231603.jpg

onto dancing and holding hands
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lijj02xI691qbwwh0o1_500.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-19-11, 12:29 PM
McSteamy steals away the hot brunette from the hippy dance for some fun in the bedroom.

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/15744/eric_dane_15744.jpg

sighduck
05-19-11, 01:19 PM
<img src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHXSZwv5K3VhO7NTPsXBW-64uxHzgVyTknYp9EFA-9TZso9cMjzw&t=1" alt="solved" width="200" height="150" />

tiger steals the brunet...

and adds a few innuendos that i'm not allowed to mention here

Nifferka
05-19-11, 01:24 PM
Hey, I could see that!

Blind lady mistakes Tiger's club for her cane, and knocks him out.

Then she disappears....

sighduck
05-19-11, 01:28 PM
<img src="http://juliomarroquin.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/a7c6d_eve-torres-mouth-to-mouth.jpg" alt="solved" width="200" height="150" />

tiger resusicated by mouth to mouth from hot brunet

btw, to make an image that nifferka can see use this code, img src="(image URL here)" alt="solved" width="200" height="150" />just remember to put a < before img, i couldnt cause the thread was trying to obey the code...

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-19-11, 03:29 PM
CPR dummy zombies to life and eats the brains of hot brunette!
http://www.horrorsniped.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/-104231105769961490.jpg

Blueranne
05-19-11, 03:45 PM
brainless brunette
http://www.storysite.org/cards/images/blonde_moment.gif

sighduck
05-19-11, 04:15 PM
brainless brunet seems to be already owned by hair die...

Blueranne
05-19-11, 04:20 PM
An offend blonde member contacts mod and we are booted back several pages.

http://www.wheatandtares.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/offended.jpg

.... or moved to debates :p

sighduck
05-19-11, 04:23 PM
blonde member is owned by her lack of understanding of technology... she doesnt know how to contact mods

diced
05-19-11, 04:25 PM
Tax beats owners

Blueranne
05-19-11, 04:27 PM
Tax beats owners

nice save....

sexy accountant with a gun saves the day.

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-19-11, 05:00 PM
Rock knocks out sexy accountant (yeah, that's right, I brought ROCK BACK INTO THE FIGHT!).

julesjampot
05-19-11, 06:13 PM
OK. Bocoup but that sexy accountant will have PAPERS that will sort you out

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-19-11, 06:15 PM
Flamethrower counters the bureaucratic paper process!

http://allpics4u.com/www/slike/bizarre-oddities/weapons/flamethrower2.jpg

Blueranne
05-19-11, 06:15 PM
sexy accountant out on a vacation sorry....

diced
05-19-11, 06:48 PM
My oil rig catches your fire

http://oceandoctor.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bp-deepwater-horizon-flames-ap.jpg
a sexy accountant can prevent being fired anyway :)

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-19-11, 09:32 PM
Sun Zero freezes oil rig. Fire extinguished.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/19587/classic_sub_zero.gif

Offle
05-19-11, 10:10 PM
Scorpion destroys Subzero with his flaming sword.

http://i786.photobucket.com/albums/yy142/HaloGod3456/Scorpion_-_Mortal_Kombat_Nettekeyif.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-19-11, 10:28 PM
Chun-Li pwns Scorpion!

http://www.freakygaming.com/gallery/game_art/street_fighter/chun_li.jpg

metzfanaz
05-19-11, 11:41 PM
Cammy over Chun-Li

http://media.gameplaybook.com/editorial/2010/07/MVC%20Cammy%20713.jpg

pooka
05-19-11, 11:46 PM
G.I. Joe wins against Cammy
http://www.cisnky.com/images/blog/gi_joe.jpg

metzfanaz
05-19-11, 11:49 PM
Pork Chop Sandwiches burn G.I. Joe...

http://www.bored383.com/gallery/albums/Random/pork_chop_sandwiches.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-19-11, 11:55 PM
Apocalypse Soon makes porkchop sandwiches irrelevant.

http://gothamist.com/attachments/byakas/51911apoc.jpg

Mesaana
05-20-11, 12:05 AM
i do love cammy.... but i gotta say i think chun-li is my fav.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxyQjsGeqdFhiJKSnrQoRd9ClGIPrEI 4TGPpzRRJ98gWoC8vNChIUzCo8 (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-10/art/tvc-chun-li2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-10/tvc-chun-li2.html&usg=__sbAyre1WkC1rm_amjtvYnH3V9j0=&h=1100&w=750&sz=91&hl=en&start=76&zoom=1&itbs=1&tbnid=eLKmZuFhriaQkM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=102&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dchun%2Bli%2Bstreet%2Bfighter%2Bimages %26start%3D72%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26ndsp%3D18%26biw %3D1419%26bih%3D703%26tbm%3Disch&ei=cujVTaHQLoeztwfwrZydBw)

metzfanaz
05-20-11, 12:07 AM
i do love cammy.... but i gotta say i think chun-li is my fav.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxyQjsGeqdFhiJKSnrQoRd9ClGIPrEI 4TGPpzRRJ98gWoC8vNChIUzCo8 (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-10/art/tvc-chun-li2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-10/tvc-chun-li2.html&usg=__sbAyre1WkC1rm_amjtvYnH3V9j0=&h=1100&w=750&sz=91&hl=en&start=76&zoom=1&itbs=1&tbnid=eLKmZuFhriaQkM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=102&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dchun%2Bli%2Bstreet%2Bfighter%2Bimages %26start%3D72%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26ndsp%3D18%26biw %3D1419%26bih%3D703%26tbm%3Disch&ei=cujVTaHQLoeztwfwrZydBw)

Yeah, BCDD beat me to it. :p

Mesaana
05-20-11, 12:08 AM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROQ_AY5Q1X8MUt6toqIB42Z12aUkWiP ZFjPfkU0GstHQlXt_p_1W5pHw (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.evilkid.com/downloads/icons/roach.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.evilkid.com/pages/licensing.html&usg=__LsJq30WfxIbXMV3DrCJVS-R_UiA=&h=100&w=92&sz=29&hl=en&start=1&zoom=1&itbs=1&tbnid=2QVS-7W-WUJmAM:&tbnh=82&tbnw=75&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcartoon%2Bcockroach%2Bimages%26hl%3De n%26biw%3D1419%26bih%3D703%26tbm%3Disch&ei=KOnVTcX7G8a9tgeU7amkBw)

cockroaches will probably survive the apocalypse!

Rebelyell
05-20-11, 12:44 AM
I dont buy it at all,so many good christians are getting duped by a bunch of crackpots an dupes.I do believe in the end times and rapture but I dont believe it will be saturday.I guess we will have to wait an see.

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-20-11, 07:12 AM
Technoviking squashes cockroach and throws an End of the Vorld party!


<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Huu1r2fj0Zo" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="425"></iframe>

sighduck
05-20-11, 08:49 AM
the vorld party is confused by the letter W and loose their sanity

Mesaana
05-20-11, 09:27 AM
the vorld party, cuz they are insane, get sent to an insane aslyum, which controls them ALL and puts them in straight jackets in padded rooms!!!!!!!!!!

sighduck
05-20-11, 09:57 AM
enter the NYAN CAT, who takes advantage of the insanity of the vorld party making them go further down into the dark pit...

http://slowbro.org/

Mesaana
05-20-11, 10:18 AM
what the hell is the NYAN CAT??? and just exactly do they take advantage of a vorld party, when there is no party cuz they all got sent to the insane asylum??

insane asylum still wins!! :p

pooka
05-20-11, 10:24 AM
Holden Caulfield calls everyone in the asylum phony, breaks out to live in the woods as a hermit with a deaf-mute girl! JD Salinger wins.

sighduck
05-20-11, 10:25 AM
what the hell is the NYAN CAT???

look at the link

http://slowbro.org/

Mesaana
05-20-11, 10:54 AM
look at the link

http://slowbro.org/

.....nO! i don't wanna!!!!!!!

Offle
05-20-11, 01:25 PM
Holden Caulfield calls everyone in the asylum phony, breaks out to live in the woods as a hermit with a deaf-mute girl! JD Salinger wins.

Ryu Hadoukens everyone in that sentence.

http://resource.mmgn.com/Gallery/full/B898XZR2.jpg

metzfanaz
05-20-11, 10:48 PM
Hungry kitty eats your birthday cake

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D179_yTMLvI/TQhm9wC2QMI/AAAAAAAAABc/r4iWdB1xwls/s1600/funny-pictures-cat-wants-his-birthday-cake.jpg

sighduck
05-21-11, 03:09 AM
but.... the Cake is a lie!!
http://roguebride.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/The-Cake-is-a-Lie.jpg

metzfanaz
05-21-11, 03:16 AM
Xhibit puts lying cake to bed

http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/xzibit-yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-lies.jpg

sighduck
05-21-11, 04:10 AM
xibit is annihilated by constant repetition and nested statements

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/koma-comic-strip-it-was-inevitable.jpg

metzfanaz
05-21-11, 04:18 AM
Glenn Beck, meet Xhibit. Enjoy...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vJJWmzKz0Gw/SnYBzaVQ2ZI/AAAAAAAACUE/2G32EFj40kU/s400/Glenn+Beck+in+padded+cell+cartoon+photo.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-21-11, 11:08 AM
Floating Green Vomit Head dissolves the Fox News building, leaving no survivors.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fBAW5Z381Es/Rw-phIM5tfI/AAAAAAAAARE/C_rusI9GUDc/s400/sickening.jpg

Offle
05-21-11, 11:26 AM
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man destroys Float Green Vomit Head and goes on to destroy the rest of the city.

http://www.angelfire.com/movies/GodzillaTower/Pictures/marshmallowman1.jpg

Nifferka
05-21-11, 11:30 AM
Stick spears Marshmallow Man and roasts him for s'mores.
(Blind lady wins again!)

sighduck
05-21-11, 12:06 PM
hot roasty smores get thrown using catapults :D they get stuck everywhere


blind lady cant see them coming so she gets caught right in the middle of it :P

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-22-11, 01:51 AM
Mr. Clean pwns smore mess.

http://lesombre.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mrclean.jpg

pooka
05-22-11, 02:04 AM
Billy Mays yells at Mr. Clean, makes him go deaf, mwa ha ha
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/celebrity-pictures-billy-mays-sell-mother.jpg

metzfanaz
05-22-11, 02:35 AM
Bearded Sister crushes Bearded Sales Person

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/47041-17920.gif

sighduck
05-22-11, 06:15 AM
GAAHHH!!!! that cannot be unseen, But.... this does remind me of a certain lemon party, which will be thrown in Metz's honour ( i suggest that anyone who does not know what that is DOES NOT google it)

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-22-11, 01:22 PM
All beards destroyed.

http://www.looksbuddy.com/UserFiles/2007/3/26/razor.png

sighduck
05-22-11, 02:20 PM
removal of beards has little effect on hte lemon party...

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-22-11, 02:43 PM
Lemons diluted with too much ice tea.

http://www.angryblacklady.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/ice-t-photo-ice-t-6203870.jpg

metzfanaz
05-22-11, 08:40 PM
Ice Tea destroyed by Flava Flav and his harem...

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/10/01/fashion/01flav.xlarge1.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-22-11, 10:49 PM
VD spreads through harem. Flava tries to play it off to the media as "just cold sores, baby," weeks before he and all his women perish.

http://weedoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/she-may-look-clean-but-spread-syphilis-and-gonorrhea.jpg

metzfanaz
05-22-11, 10:52 PM
One VD takes care of another VD...

http://assets.lifehack.org/wp-content/files/2010/02/heart1.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-22-11, 11:03 PM
St. Valentine's Day Massacred!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9g1Ege5PHsE/TULiWds532I/AAAAAAAAD28/ox8ob0UKqy4/s1600/st-valentine-s-day-massacre-front-page-of-the-chicago-daily-news-14th-february-1929.jpg

metzfanaz
05-22-11, 11:54 PM
Red Neck Guy schools Moran Gang...

http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/U/moran.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-23-11, 09:29 AM
Rednecks fooled into getting an education and graduating by Super Stormtrooper Nerd.

http://timenerdworld.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/586_graduation.jpg

sighduck
05-23-11, 09:52 AM
storm trooper nerd looses track of which droids he was looking for...

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-23-11, 10:22 AM
But Google saves the day!

http://bloodylot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/droids-we-were-looking-for1.jpg

sighduck
05-23-11, 12:20 PM
storm troopers trapped in Google's recurrence trap

http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/chatroulette-trolling-trolled-by-google.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-23-11, 12:30 PM
Conan is not fooled by your hall of mirrors, and smashes all of them, killing your Recurrence wizard in the process!


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-oFXSy8NpuU/TEtdgwUBloI/AAAAAAAAACI/QbTcBcVflNw/s1600/conan3.jpg

Offle
05-23-11, 04:41 PM
Conan gets too distracted by a woman to complete his mission.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HpvVLgphQ4w/SkkWt0uAfZI/AAAAAAAADx0/lUVi3Zeo2rs/s400/conan22.jpg

julesjampot
05-23-11, 06:29 PM
and the rest is history !! Sorry i say Rock

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-23-11, 06:32 PM
You can't kill Valaria with rock! She can take on a half-dozen foes by herself!

FAIL! :mad::p

diced
05-23-11, 07:46 PM
But I can stop arguments with a published Paper

Science FTW! :D

Offle
05-23-11, 07:54 PM
Magic defies science.

http://www.jigsawgallery.com/prodpics/C30953.jpg

RedHairedWitch
05-23-11, 07:59 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/dragonattacksu128411781221470352.jpg

Magic isn't much help if you lose your roll for initiative.

Offle
05-23-11, 08:22 PM
Then it's a good thing I'm rolling hot tonight.

http://sugarpeep.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/d20-roll.jpg

diced
05-23-11, 08:31 PM
This one Who calls himself ICE-CUBE Will stop your roll AND cool you down
<IMG src="http://www.hiphoprx.com/content/uploads/2010/04/icecube.jpg" alt="using jedi mind tricks too!" /IMG>

Offle
05-23-11, 08:34 PM
But The Pyro wants to heat things up.

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/057/3/d/Team_Fortress_2__The_Pyro_by_RevDenton.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-23-11, 09:40 PM
Vanilla gonna cool it on back down, baby.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/34008131.jpg

How did this thread become Rappers vs D&D?!!

Offle
05-23-11, 11:13 PM
Mario shuts Vanilla Ice down with a fire ball to the face.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/7/70862/1226762-fire_mario__super_mario_galaxy__super.jpg

BouCoupDinkyDau
05-23-11, 11:48 PM
Mario starts doing shrooms and vegges out on the couch.
http://www.plgcsa.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mario_mushroom.jpg

Offle
05-24-11, 12:15 AM
Until Princess peach finds out.

http://www.freewebs.com/theprincessandtheplumber/manga_luigi2.jpg

She does not put up with lazy boyfriends.

metzfanaz
05-24-11, 12:17 AM
Ruh roh, Bowser steals Peach

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1122/249425-bowser_super.jpg

Offle
05-24-11, 12:25 AM
It's ok, Peach came prepared this time.

http://www.megatonnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/golden-hammeritem10_070917c-l.jpg

metzfanaz
05-24-11, 12:30 AM
OOhhh....bad mushroom blows up Peach

http://www.deviantart.com/download/103025935/Fat_Princess_Peach_by_TubbyToon.jpg

Offle
05-24-11, 12:34 AM
The Oomp Loompas drain her of the juice like they did Violet.

http://xcfoodie.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/oompa_loompa.jpg

They're terrifying as well.

metzfanaz
05-24-11, 12:36 AM
Oompa Loompas taken down by Paris Hilton's charm...

http://wwwcache.wral.com/asset/golo/2008/01/14/2302378/478c0dd340172-600x400.jpg

Offle
05-24-11, 12:42 AM
Math makes Paris Hilton's brain explode:

http://www.scielo.br/img/revistas/bjp/v37n2a/a07frma1.gif

That math problem makes my brain want to explode.

metzfanaz
05-24-11, 12:57 AM
The Count's funky tracks confuses Math...

http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07.resized/the-count.jpg

sighduck
05-24-11, 12:57 AM
http://www.mathfail.com/pokemon-math.jpg

pokemon math makes the maths become more lifelike, and therefore easier to complete

Offle
05-24-11, 01:01 AM
Pikachu uses thunder shock

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/pikachu22small.jpg

metzfanaz
05-24-11, 01:11 AM
Bad mushrooms blow up Pikachu also...

http://static.tumblr.com/eehrco8/0gell3w77/pikachu-cosplay_288x216.jpg

Offle
05-24-11, 01:15 AM
A wild snorlax appears and crushes blown up pikachu:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/9G6MwVASlgw2i8o7m6ZeOJ7Do1_400.gif

Blueranne
05-24-11, 02:13 AM
ppfft!!! screw pokemon... Sonic will kick some ***!

http://www.thepartyanimal-blog.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sonic.jpg

PixiePlumber
05-24-11, 04:27 AM
Attempt to screw the pokemon Wailord failed.

http://www.friendcodes.com/forums/members/47721-albums2741-picture19968.jpg

Don't even try to run from it, Sonic.

Blueranne
05-24-11, 04:30 AM
Wailord was too busy looking for sonic and didnt see the net

http://www.sustainablesushi.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/japanese-whaling-799169.jpg

PixiePlumber
05-24-11, 04:35 AM
http://www.freewebs.com/yautja-culture/raptors.jpg
Raptors arrive and break the crane and net (along with the crane operator!!)