View Full Version : Your Dating Persona


Abi
07-07-11, 07:30 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/the-dating-persona-test (http://www.okcupid.com/the-dating-persona-test)


My result:

Your results are in! You are...


The Manchild Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RBLDm.gif
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic—and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you’re passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
But we’d like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You’ve had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don’t really have it together.
It’s up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you’ve heard our advice. If you stay ...

<!--/body_column_left-->Your exact male opposite:
The Bachelor (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGSM&g=1&o=1)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DGSMm_thumb.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGSM&g=1&o=1) Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

Consider:
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anonymouslyadd
07-07-11, 07:57 PM
This s*** is almost dead on about me. Now if I could only find her. Hmmm...




The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLMm.gif
FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word “sammenschaft”) as “eternal togethermanship”.
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You’ve had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You’re a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you’ll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you’ll surprise her by leaving.

Your exact male opposite:
The Billy Goat
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DBSDm_thumb.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBSD&g=1&o=1)
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
Consider:

The Window Shopper (RGLD) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLD&g=2&o=1) The Peach (RGLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLM&g=2&o=1)
Always Avoid:

The Nymph (DBSD) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBSD&g=2&o=1)

ginniebean
07-07-11, 08:10 PM
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.



http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DGLDf.gif



My extreme opposite Random Brutal Sex Master

http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RBSMf_thumb.gif

Abi
07-07-11, 08:19 PM
Ginnie: I like yours. Pity about the age difference :(

tired1823
07-07-11, 08:29 PM
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DGLDf.gif

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

Blueranne
07-07-11, 08:32 PM
The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.
You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old “grass is greener” syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.
We know you’re not the classic “love ’em and leave ’em” type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. “Serial monogamist” is probably something you hear a lot. “Emotionally loose” is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.
Your exact female opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
CONSIDER:

The Vapor Trail (RBLM), someone just like you
ALWAYS AVOID:

The Backrubber (DGSD)
The Gentleman (DGLM)

peripatetic
07-07-11, 10:00 PM
i am:

random gentle lovemaster (hahahahahahaha!!!!!!:p)
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Smokey405
07-07-11, 10:45 PM
The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DGLDm.gif
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


*I find it ironic that I'm the SLOW dancer when I am the hyperactive part of ADHD*

Rebelyell
07-07-11, 10:55 PM
Ginnie bean your cute,mind if I could sit down and share a nice glass of cabernet w ya?;)

Rebelyell
07-07-11, 11:12 PM
Im the damn poolboy:D @ your service ladies:D

peripatetic
07-07-11, 11:15 PM
i'm kinda surprised i'm the only "peach" thus far...hmmm...these are stunningly accurate for those i know...oh, and ginnie does have the best girl one :D

Abi
07-07-11, 11:20 PM
Yeah mine is so yucky but have to admit pretty accurate :o

Abi
07-07-11, 11:21 PM
manchild - peter pan - puer aeternus(sp?)

it all fits

peripatetic
07-07-11, 11:24 PM
Yeah mine is so yucky but have to admit pretty accurate :o

you're awesome though! **** that test. you RULE!!! :D

Brob2
07-07-11, 11:40 PM
The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word “sammenschaft”) as “eternal togethermanship”.
Well-liked. Well-established. You are the Loverboy. Loverboy thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You’ve had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You’re a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you’ll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you’ll surprise her by leaving.


This is so not like me I oughta oh wait, that is like me. Every freakin' time.:(:(

The next and last one will not necessarily be one that Mother would have approved of. But Dad would. If Mom wasn't there to see him.

RedHairedWitch
07-07-11, 11:44 PM
RedHairedWitch, you are...

The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLMf.gif
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

ginniebean
07-07-11, 11:45 PM
Ginnie bean your cute,mind if I could sit down and share a nice glass of cabernet w ya?;)

sure, you're buying right :D

tired1823
07-07-11, 11:45 PM
loverboys... I like your sexy blue long underwear... lol :)

Rebelyell
07-07-11, 11:50 PM
Im suprised I got the 1 I did.Im suprised I didnt get the nice guy 1.Then again every 1 knows where nice guys finish.

Abi
07-08-11, 12:06 AM
What did you get Rebel? Manchild like me?

anonymouslyadd
07-08-11, 12:09 AM
loverboys... I like your sexy blue long underwear... lol :)

Why thank you. I actually own a pair of them.:rolleyes: It's green.

EYEFORGOT
07-08-11, 12:17 AM
:scratch: hmmm... wasn't expecting this answer.




The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DBLDf.gif
Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.
Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time—your friends always know where they stand with you. You’re completely unfake. Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.
These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL. Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction. You’re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you’re really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

Consider:

The Manchild (RBLD) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBLD&g=1&o=1)
Always Avoid:

The Playboy (RGSM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=1&o=1) The Loverboy (RGLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLM&g=1&o=1)

Abi
07-08-11, 12:18 AM
Oh RYell, I just saw. Poolboy isnt one of the bad ones. It's one of the "nice" guys.

I got the @$$hole Manchild
So only Me & Festi are badasses atm.

And Witchie, whose lying about being the peach :p

Abi
07-08-11, 12:19 AM
Hahaha
Consider the Manchild

Hahahahahahahah Chel

EYEFORGOT
07-08-11, 12:19 AM
hmmm... so we're a match then. :faint:

shysmile
07-08-11, 12:22 AM
I got The Sonnet. Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Not surprising. :p

Though the part about me having lots of female friends is wrong, lol.

Abi
07-08-11, 12:24 AM
I'm convinced this thing is all wrong.

It'll be like:

Chel: Didnt take out the garbage: 1 infraction point

Chel: Watching movies for 6 hours straight: Formal Warning

Abi: (forgot to take Depakote while watching movies) : *tears apart the whole living room*

Chel: 5 INFRACTION POINTS. Get out of the house. Banned.

Abi with fake make-up and yellow suit: Hi I'm LtComData from the Enterprise. May I stay in your abode for the night.........

Abi
07-08-11, 12:27 AM
Interesting shy.

Damn. You have a boyfriend and I'm too young for ginnie.

The Sonnet is definitely my type. (Sorry Chel... altho my sis is the Priss and we get along super.)

Blueranne
07-08-11, 12:27 AM
I've got to admit that mine was very accurate though it totally sucks to have some dumb quiz throw things like that in your face... LOL... Live and learn, live and lean.

EYEFORGOT
07-08-11, 12:29 AM
The Sonnet is definitely my type. (Sorry Chel... altho my sis is the Priss and we get along super.)


I really am ok with that.

No, really.

:p


(I don't think "the Priss" fitted me well, actually)

Redrightnow
07-08-11, 12:30 AM
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense

johnny_walker
07-08-11, 12:42 AM
Johnny got...


Wait, ummm oh yea baby something. Its completely like Johnny but i forgot what it is now.

Ill find out... tommorow....or sunday.....

BR549
07-08-11, 02:16 AM
The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.
We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

OPPOSITE:
Half Cocked, Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

CONSIDER:

The Gentleman (DGLM), someone just like you

ALWAYS AVOID:

The False Messiah (DBLM)
The 5-Night Stand (DBSM)
The Vapor Trail (RBLM)
The Bachelor (DGSM)

Hmmmm.......

Blueranne
07-08-11, 02:21 AM
BR549... I know a "Gentleman" you might like! He didnt post in here but I'll send him your way. ;)

Andon
07-08-11, 04:38 AM
The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLDm.gif
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.



Consider:

The Maid of Honor (DGLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLM&g=2&o=1)
The Peach (RGLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLM&g=2&o=1)
Always Avoid:

The Nymph (DBSD) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBSD&g=2&o=1)

Abi
07-08-11, 04:41 AM
Plenty peaches here.

Andon
07-08-11, 04:50 AM
looking for a peach aged 16 - 25
PM me :)

Abi
07-08-11, 04:54 AM
Well 2 are spoken for and out of your age range anyway.

Redrightnow seems like your only bet.

-------

I know how you feel. I like the Sonnet and two of my best female friends here are sonnets, but not available :(

Abi
07-08-11, 04:55 AM
Hello, sarek.

sarek
07-08-11, 05:03 AM
Its dead on. I am a believer in true love and I found her too!


The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLDm.gif
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.

gerwin
07-08-11, 05:08 AM
LOL, i guess i'm on a dating site now :p

The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RBSMm.gif
Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There’s one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It’s unlikely you’re driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. *** beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.
“One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh.’


OH.... My.... G...

Abi
07-08-11, 05:13 AM
Damn, and I thought mine was harsh.

FWIW, I've always thought you a nice guy.

Etcetera
07-08-11, 05:18 AM
Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you’re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don’t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that’s refreshing. You aren’t uptight; you don’t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn’t a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven’t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You’re very selective.
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You’re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.


Oh yeah. Sounds just right, actually. If I ever get single again, I'll put this on a dating site, me thinks. :D

Abi
07-08-11, 05:20 AM
Is that RBLD?

I think that's the female equivalent of me (Manchild).

But its very different. Different genders.

gerwin
07-08-11, 05:20 AM
Damn, and I thought mine was harsh.

FWIW, I've always thought you a nice guy.

:D I don't mind :D
It aint bad to be bad :D

Abi
07-08-11, 05:25 AM
Bad's the new good. Have been for a while.

The Netherlands is one of my top 5 desired holiday destinations. Maybe if I get there someday we could go partying :p

Etcetera
07-08-11, 05:25 AM
LOL, i guess i'm on a dating site now :p

The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RBSMm.gif
Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There’s one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It’s unlikely you’re driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. *** beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.
“One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh.’


OH.... My.... G...

Gotta say, this description. It does this thing to me. It makes me want to rip the thorns of my rose. Well, for a while, anyway.

gerwin
07-08-11, 05:26 AM
Bad's the new good. Have been for a while.

The Netherlands is one of my top 5 desired holiday destinations. Maybe if I get there someday we could go partying :p

You're all welcome :D

Abi
07-08-11, 05:26 AM
I dont get it?

Does it make you hot, or does it disgust you?

Edit: this post to etcetera not gerwin

gerwin
07-08-11, 05:30 AM
Edit: this post to etcetera not gerwin


:p I figured that out :D:D

Etcetera
07-08-11, 05:32 AM
I dont get it?

Does it make you hot, or does it disgust you?

Edit: this post to etcetera not gerwin


It most certainly is not a turn off. :D

Abi
07-08-11, 05:35 AM
Etcetera:

Is that RBLD?

I think that's the female equivalent of me (Manchild).

But its very different. Different genders.

??

gerwin
07-08-11, 05:37 AM
It most certainly is not a turn off. :D


Woot Woot :D:D

sighduck
07-08-11, 05:37 AM
The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLDm.gif
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.



Consider:

The Maid of Honor (DGLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLM&g=2&o=1)
The Peach (RGLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLM&g=2&o=1)
Always Avoid:

The Nymph (DBSD) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBSD&g=2&o=1)
i got the same one, pretty darn accurate TBH

j_smith88
07-08-11, 05:38 AM
wtf??....haha, manchild.....

gerwin
07-08-11, 05:39 AM
i got the same one, pretty darn accurate TBH

well you better be happy then :D reading the last line....:rolleyes:

Etcetera
07-08-11, 05:39 AM
Is that RBLD?

I think that's the female equivalent of me (Manchild).

But its very different. Different genders.

Hadn't seen this question yet. But yes, it is RBLD.

doiadhd
07-08-11, 06:09 AM
Loverboy?!
Random Gentle Love Master...(na....)


FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word “sammenschaft”) as “eternal togethermanship”.
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You’ve had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You’re a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you’ll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you’ll surprise her by leaving.


---------------------------


The last part had truths,the rest is not me....i dont even know me.


Mr lover lover,rhmmmm......bombastic.


Na,not me.

Abi
07-08-11, 06:14 AM
Doi face it you have a gooey centre. :p :D

"God" only knows what I have in my centre. :rolleyes:

gerwin
07-08-11, 06:17 AM
Ahhh Doi is a sweety :)

I'd be happy to give you some lessons :D LOL

ginniebean
07-08-11, 10:06 AM
Ahhh Doi is a sweety :)

I'd be happy to give you some lessons :D LOL

You just leave our doi alone you... you hornivore!!! :)

gerwin
07-08-11, 10:49 AM
You just leave our doi alone you... you hornivore!!! :)

http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_570xN.248077514.jpg

Redrightnow
07-08-11, 11:37 AM
Just to be transparent- I am old enough to be the mother of many of you and maybe even the grandmother (in some more primitive cultures, anyway:p).

But I have adhd and am wildly immature... so I play, too.:D Sorry!:o

gerwin
07-08-11, 11:39 AM
Just to be transparent- I am old enough to be the mother of many of you and maybe even the grandmother (in some more primitive cultures, anyway:p).

But I have adhd and am wildly immature... so I play, too.:D Sorry!:o

Sorry is such a big word ;) no need to be ;)
Why give up, that what excites you :D

Redrightnow
07-08-11, 11:53 AM
Thanks, gerwin. I apologize a lot- it's my default mode. Thought I'd "stepped in it" again and was kind of embarrassed.

That's why I love this place- no need to angst over my every action. Still learning.

Kisses all over your beautiful faces, addf-folks- MWAH!

~R :D

Rebelyell
07-08-11, 12:12 PM
I wish I wasnt a nice guy,nice guys dont get laid,they get used and abused and taken advantage of.

BR549
07-08-11, 12:54 PM
I wish I wasnt a nice guy,nice guys dont get laid,they get used and abused and taken advantage of.
Oh, Reb! You ARE a nice guy! That's a good thing!!!!!

You need to find that line between nice and too nice. It's okay to be nice, but still say no, stand firm and not let a woman push you around (they will if you are too nice :().

The right woman is out there for you. She's looking for a nice guy-someone just like you. She might have been right under your nose this whole time. :)

Turbochica
07-08-11, 12:58 PM
a trite thread here

sighduck
07-08-11, 01:27 PM
http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_570xN.248077514.jpg
OMG, i really lolled at this... what got bigger?

gerwin
07-08-11, 01:48 PM
OMG, i really lolled at this... what got bigger?


http://www.motivational-ish.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Ego-Its-this-big-motivational-poster-funny.jpg

:D:D

Etcetera
07-08-11, 02:25 PM
I wish I wasnt a nice guy,nice guys dont get laid,they get used and abused and taken advantage of.

Nice guys, when lucky enough to run into weird girls like me, can sometimes get nice, random sex with their female friends.

You know, sometimes.

gerwin
07-08-11, 03:09 PM
My g/f just did the test :D

The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLDf.gif
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs

Always Avoid:

The Hornivore (RBSM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSM&g=1&o=1)




:eek: whoopsie!

Etcetera
07-08-11, 03:49 PM
I told you, Gerwin, you should have picked me.

;)

gerwin
07-08-11, 03:51 PM
Yeah, again... sorry :D

Rebelyell
07-08-11, 06:59 PM
GAHHH I hate being called nice,I wanna be like 1 of them bad boy jerks

Abi
07-09-11, 08:34 AM
a trite thread here

Almost as trite as your blog.

aeon
07-09-11, 04:23 PM
The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)


http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DGLMm.gif

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.

It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male sl*t Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

Your exact male opposite: The Last Man on Earth (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSD&g=1&o=1)

http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RBSDm.gif

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLM&g=2&o=1) — someone just like you.

http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DGLMf.gif

Always Avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBLM&g=2&o=1)

http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DBLMf.gif

---

My sweetie has taken this test, and she gets The Maid of Honor (DGLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLM&g=2&o=1) result. ;)


cheers,
Ian

Brob2
07-09-11, 05:31 PM
a trite thread here

Almost as trite as your blog.

I'm not predicting a long and happy relationship here.

Rebelyell
07-09-11, 06:17 PM
Hell my next life Im coming back as a lesbian or out right 1 percenter biker dude a real hellion that wont or dont give a ****

gerwin
07-09-11, 07:23 PM
My next life i wanna be a housecat :D

Rebelyell
07-09-11, 07:47 PM
or maybe a fly on the wall.My mom said she wanted to come back as a robin everytime I see 1 of them birds lurking around by me I think of her.

iMad
07-10-11, 01:59 AM
Your results are in! You are...
The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
Your exact female opposite:
The Stiletto

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
CONSIDER:

The Gentleman (DGLM)
The Loverboy (RGLM)
ALWAYS AVOID:

The Hornivore (RBSM)

Well, well, welly, well, I am in process of extracting myself from a self-involved, pessimistic man who is TERRIBLE for me.

:o I am almost always attracted to artists. Dang test! :giggle:

Abi
07-10-11, 02:04 AM
ALWAYS AVOID:

The Hornivore (RBSM)


AVOID gerwin!!!!

demfabbones
07-11-11, 12:23 AM
This is genuinely fascinating. I have joined OKC before but somehow never took this quiz. I felt like it tagged me perfectly...





The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLDf.gif
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.


You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

NorCalAndy8
07-11-11, 01:13 AM
The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DGLDm.gif
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

gerwin
07-11-11, 03:32 AM
AVOID gerwin!!!!


:D:D what? who? me?:D

Yeah!, watch out :p

Sandy4957
07-18-11, 11:53 PM
OMG, Aeon, are we two perfectly compatible (and spoken for) ADDers in the SAME PLACE??? :D Sounds dangerous. ;)

Rebel, I'm married to a nice guy if that helps. He's almost always very nice to me. He can be a total d*ck on occasion with other people, but he's usually a pushover all around. So for what it's worth, nice guys can hook up with women, at least women like me, and I am embarrassed to say that I am:

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.
We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.
Your exact female opposite:
Half-Cocked

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
CONSIDER:

The Gentleman (DGLM), someone just like you
ALWAYS AVOID:

The False Messiah (DBLM)
The 5-Night Stand (DBSM)
The Vapor Trail (RBLM)
The Bachelor (DGSM)

:D

Rebelyell
07-19-11, 12:06 AM
I thought Id get the gentlman I really did.

Rebelyell
07-19-11, 12:17 AM
What are you embarrassed about admitting sandy?What your dating persona is?

Sandy4957
07-19-11, 12:25 AM
Heh heh. Yes. Seems pretty boring! :o

JohnnyBGood
07-19-11, 05:25 PM
The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)

Just...take...the...****ing...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.
You’re looking for love, but you’ll always maintain your independence. You’re prepared for a real commitment, but it’s also likely that you’re ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious ****.
In a relationship, you’re usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you’re a little bit more part of the pack. You’re well-liked but you’re not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight’s often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.

ADHDSciTeacher
08-05-11, 12:27 AM
Your results are in! bfllllooooooo, you are...


The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGSMm.gif
Clean. Smooth. Successful. You’re The Playboy.
You’re spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.
It’s obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you’re after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you’re straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn’t into something casual, it’s no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.
If you’re feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there’s a possibility of rejection.


I'm not sure how accurate these results are, because I've definitely been rejected before hahaha, although I think I do need to raise my standards.

NeoWarrior83
08-05-11, 05:24 PM
The Backrubber Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DGSDm.gif
Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.
We call you “The Backrubber” because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you’d meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You’d enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn’t require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON’T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that’s fine too.
Though you’re not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you’ll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.

x_Sunny_x
08-09-11, 11:14 PM
Sighs. In some ways I agree with these results...but they are also very far off.

The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLDf.gif
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.


Consider:

The Gentlemen (DGLM)
The Loverboy (RGLM)


Avoid:
The Hornivore (RBSM)

pechemignonne
08-10-11, 12:45 AM
The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.
We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

Your exact female opposite:
Half-Cocked

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
CONSIDER:

The Gentleman (DGLM), someone just like you
ALWAYS AVOID:

The False Messiah (DBLM)
The 5-Night Stand (DBSM)
The Vapor Trail (RBLM)
The Bachelor (DGSM)

aeon
08-10-11, 01:15 AM
Heh heh. Yes. Seems pretty boring! :o

Still waters run deep. ;)

And we’re both in the Twin Cities, too. Reasonable folk up here I guess. :p


cheers,
Ian

taffy23
08-24-11, 09:34 PM
The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DGLDm.gif
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

FluffyBeast
09-01-11, 04:15 PM
The Mixed Messenger Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DBLDm.gif
Just...take...the...****ing...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.
You’re looking for love, but you’ll always maintain your independence. You’re prepared for a real commitment, but it’s also likely that you’re ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious ****.
In a relationship, you’re usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you’re a little bit more part of the pack. You’re well-liked but you’re not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight’s often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.

Spacemaster
09-01-11, 09:55 PM
Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.
You’re a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It’s therefore highly likely that you’re attractive, and you’re certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.
You don’t get attached too easily, and, to wit, you’re not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That’s a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you’re open to anything, you’re keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won’t be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.
In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don’t need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can’t think of anything about you we’d change. Keep on *****ing, partner.

mctavish23
09-02-11, 09:41 PM
Truly awesome response Spacemaster :cool:

Well said, so rock on.

Suddenly the now "classic" Peaches tune, "**** The Pain Away", started

playing in my brain :D

Reminds me of THE best t-shirt I've ever seen (next to, Do I Look Like

Your Therapist ? :p )... **** BUDDIES ARE THE BOMB :eek:

Of course, for me personally, I've been married 28 years, so this would have

readily applied to my Cheech & Chong college & grad school behavior.

tc

mctavish23

(Robert)

Abi
09-02-11, 09:42 PM
Dying to know what mctavish's dating persona is.

danelady
09-02-11, 10:02 PM
I am the...Sudden Departure.

I like the idea of falling in love but once I do I get bored and have to hit the road.

Story of my life!:D

mctavish23
09-02-11, 10:12 PM
Strictly back in the day mind you...;)

SD/R&R :cool:


KORITFW (Keep On Rockin In The Free World)

tc

Robert

BibbleTheAlien
09-07-11, 03:56 PM
Your results are in! You are...


The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLDm.gif
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.

EYEFORGOT
09-08-11, 08:04 AM
Had to try again (because "Priss", as funny as that is, and the perk of being hooked with abi, just doesn't feel right)

Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DGLMf.gif
Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.
We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

Consider:

The Gentleman (DGLM), someone just like you (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLM&g=1&o=1)
Always Avoid:

The False Messiah (DBLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBLM&g=1&o=1) The 5-Night Stand (DBSM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBSM&g=1&o=1) The Vapor Trail (RBLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBLM&g=1&o=1) The Bachelor (DGSM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGSM&g=1&o=1)

tired1823
09-08-11, 08:29 AM
I took it again, this is more like it.

The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLDf.gif
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

Abi
09-08-11, 11:35 AM
Had to try again (because "Priss", as funny as that is, and the perk of being hooked with abi, just doesn't feel right)



I am profoundly hurt.

EYEFORGOT
09-08-11, 12:11 PM
I'm sorry abi - I think priss is more the fantasy than the reality. ;) lol

Hadria
09-08-11, 08:24 PM
The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLDf.gif
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

Consider:

The Gentleman (DGLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLM&g=1&o=1) The Loverboy (RGLM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLM&g=1&o=1)
Always Avoid:

The Hornivore (RBSM) (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSM&g=1&o=1)




Hmm. And now you've got me registering on a dating site, dammit. Whatever will my husband say:eek:;)

Piper30
09-15-11, 02:40 PM
The Peach, Random Gentle Love Master ...

Hmmm lol


http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLM&g=0&o=1

gerwin
09-15-11, 02:53 PM
:D mwuhahahaha still the same :D

judayxlo
09-15-11, 10:00 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGSD&g=0&o=1

judayxlo
09-15-11, 10:02 PM
The Intern
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)

http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/DGSDf.gif

Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern.
From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez.
The thing is, you’re a little bit quiet, so men think you’re waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they’re right about that, but few of them realize you’re a genuinely thoughtful person.
You’re choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever’s lying around, passed out.
You’re not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that’s cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts.

Abi
03-18-12, 12:03 AM
Resurrected by popular demand

Abi
03-18-12, 12:12 AM
http://www.okcupid.com/the-dating-persona-test

As a matter of interest, I took it again and I am still the manchild.

seraphynx
03-18-12, 12:18 AM
I always switched between the sonnet and the window shopper. Never any other results.

Don't like a lot of their questions though, they are somewhat unclear and/or forced dichotomy :/

Abi
03-18-12, 12:20 AM
The sonnet and the window shopper are the best and second best types IMO

Nice girls.

Blueranne
03-18-12, 01:24 AM
I was a RBLM. This go around I got RGLM (peach)

Abi
03-18-12, 01:36 AM
You didnt kill the people this time, right?

When I dont kill the people I get RGLD (Boy Next Door)

But I think Manchild is more accurate.

And yes, I would kill the people, or let them die.

Most people would; they just lie to themselves or others.

Blueranne
03-18-12, 01:43 AM
I was being honest with my choices.

C8H10N4O2
03-18-12, 02:32 AM
****!. I'm the "The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)"

I demand a recount.

Conman
03-18-12, 03:51 AM
im the squishy poet sexy beast from beyond the stars

dolanpls
11-08-12, 04:28 AM
****, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end—and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have—than sleep with you.
We’ve learned the following: you don’t think things through. You’re haphazard. You’re dangerous. You’re somewhat inexperienced. It’s totally obvious that you’re a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and **** it all up.
There’s a small, but negligible, chance we’re wrong. In any case, your friends find your **** hilarious. There’s nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.


Ladies ;)

amberwillow
11-08-12, 06:26 AM
Your results are in! You are...
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Weyoun
11-08-12, 10:53 PM
Ok this is just unfair.... - And I doubt my devoted girlfriend of 6 years would agree. ;)







The Last Man on Earth Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RBSDm.gif
FACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should’ve asked her out.
****, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end—and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have—than sleep with you.
We’ve learned the following: you don’t think things through. You’re haphazard. You’re dangerous. You’re somewhat inexperienced. It’s totally obvious that you’re a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and **** it all up.
There’s a small, but negligible, chance we’re wrong. In any case, your friends find your **** hilarious. There’s nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

keliza
11-09-12, 03:26 PM
Your results are in! You are...


The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLDf.gif
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a girl you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic woman is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

SquarePeg
11-09-12, 05:26 PM
1http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBLM&g=0&o=

This is scarily accurate. It´s me 99.9%

SquarePeg
11-09-12, 05:28 PM
This is scarily accurate, around 99%

The Sudden Departure Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RBLMf.gif
Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.
You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old “grass is greener” syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.
We know you’re not the classic “love ’em and leave ’em” type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. “Serial monogamist” is probably something you hear a lot. “Emotionally loose” is another way to put it. To the poor girls eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

Spacemaster
11-09-12, 09:05 PM
Wow, Squarepeg's sounds like me, exactly. I'm gonna take that again!

Spacemaster
11-09-12, 09:17 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSM&g=0&o=1

Oh dear, I really sound horrid on this one.

nanners
11-09-12, 09:18 PM
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLMf.gif
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

hmmmm....interesting...

nanners
11-09-12, 09:30 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSM&g=0&o=1

Oh dear, I really sound horrid on this one.

haha! wow!!!

amberwillow
11-09-12, 09:34 PM
Spacey's rules... Right! :)

silivrentoliel
11-09-12, 09:38 PM
Your results are in! You are...


The Wild Rose Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RBLDf.gif
Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you’re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don’t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that’s refreshing. You aren’t uptight; you don’t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn’t a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven’t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You’re very selective.
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You’re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.

Spacemaster
11-10-12, 12:31 AM
I like that one! ^

amberwillow
11-10-12, 12:55 AM
My husband tested as The Boy Next Door.

AWizardDidIt
11-10-12, 04:06 AM
I remember taking this test back in high school! It was probably still TheSpark and not OKCupid yet back then. Anyway, back then I got this:

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
I always thought that was reasonably accurate, maybe it still is.



However I just took it again and I got this:




Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.
We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.
Every single word of the first sentence and paragraph is totally and utterly opposite of me. :rolleyes: I have no love life to speak of. It probably got skewed by the fact that I was in a (loveless sexless) relationship for almost four years which ended pretty recently.



I always thought the Wild Rose sounded the most like me but I've never gotten that one.