View Full Version : Analogies Game


metzfanaz
07-22-11, 03:45 PM
Let's see who can come up with the craizest Analogies for anything.

I'll start...

I like my women like I like my straws, tall and crazy as hell. :)

julesjampot
07-23-11, 05:10 PM
Right then, i like my men like a kiwi fruit,
small ,hairy, perfectly formed and deliciously tasty !

tipoo
07-23-11, 05:44 PM
I like my women like I like my squirrels



Preternaturally intelligent.

....

Do I lose this game?

BR549
07-23-11, 06:29 PM
I like my men like I like my coffee---hot, strong, a little sweet and on the kitchen table.

Or

Sex is like bridge;
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Turbochica
07-23-11, 07:42 PM
My friends are as sweet and varied as rainbow sprinkles and can top off my day like real whip cream nuts, and cherry on a hot fudge sundae

Yes, my desert I just ate inspired this comment

tipoo
07-23-11, 08:47 PM
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

Turbochica
07-23-11, 09:10 PM
She felt as wanted as a wool sweater on an oppressively hot summer day.

metzfanaz
07-23-11, 09:17 PM
My brain sometimes feels as scattered as a handful of pennies that were thrown into an F5 tornado.

BR549
07-23-11, 09:45 PM
Derby County FC is like a worn out bra. No cups, no support.

Turbochica
07-23-11, 09:48 PM
His eyes were so dull, the world appeared to be monotones of greys on fields of black and white

MissinINDY
07-23-11, 11:38 PM
I like my men like l like my dessert...Disgustinly rich. ( just a disclaimer: I'm not a gold digger and any guy who can even earn a decent wage is yummy as well)!:D

zannie
07-23-11, 11:51 PM
My working memory is like fine lace, holes are part of the design.

shysmile
07-24-11, 12:02 AM
Life is like a tornado cloud full of clowns.

You never know where it's gonna throw you next, and it's sometimes funny...

metzfanaz
07-24-11, 12:56 AM
I like my men like l like my dessert...Disgustinly rich. ( just a disclaimer: I'm not a gold digger and any guy who can even earn a decent wage is yummy as well)!:D

You know my name is Rich and I haven't showered today so Hello! :p

Taco Bell is like Tequila, all it's going to do is leave you with an upset stomach and questioning the choices you have made.

julesjampot
07-24-11, 04:03 AM
Derby County FC is like a worn out bra. No cups, no support.
Hey thats our local team ,dont support them though :D

Turbochica
07-24-11, 05:46 PM
The words in a post lept of the page and swirled around her head as if they were a swarm of bees stinging her randomly, while she helplessly tried to bat them away. her onlrecourse was to flee, running to the lake and jumping headlong in. Ahhh, instant relief

Turbochica
07-27-11, 10:32 AM
her brain was so slow it made molasses look fast

Turbochica
07-27-11, 11:03 AM
Life seemed as hope filled as a crumpled up paper bag bobbing through the debris filled sewer.

tipoo
07-27-11, 12:20 PM
The analogy was so bad it was like some bad guy.

Turbochica
07-28-11, 02:11 AM
the analogy was as good as mom's home baked apple pies served hot with ice cream on top

Turbochica
07-28-11, 02:14 AM
He was as crazy as a fast driving, leisure suit wearing, finger snapping, Tom Jones wannabe

Turbochica
07-28-11, 03:44 PM
The day was as long as Rapunzel 's haor

Turbochica
07-29-11, 08:56 PM
She dominated the thread like sports events on television all year round.

Turbochica
07-30-11, 10:09 PM
She was so tired her brain started playing the national anthem and signing off for the night.

sighduck
07-31-11, 01:04 AM
her eyes were like the stars... bright, but oh so very far apart

gypsysway
07-31-11, 01:15 AM
Life is like a puzzle, so many pieces look like they could fit, but if it's not the right one, it just won't come together.

julesjampot
07-31-11, 09:09 AM
her eyes were like the stars... bright, but oh so very far apart
That reminds me of ,her teeth are like stars they come out at night;)

AddledSquirrel
07-31-11, 10:10 AM
I like my women like I like my squirrels



Preternaturally intelligent.




How YOU doin'? :D

Nifferka
07-31-11, 12:12 PM
She's slower than molasses running uphill in January.

^This is how my WV grandmother used to describe me. Apparently, it was difficult to get me out the door on time. Still is...

sighduck
07-31-11, 12:56 PM
i heard the other one from a friend...

i like my girlfriends like i like my brandy... 5 years matured :eek:

tired1823
07-31-11, 02:32 PM
how you doin'? :d

lmao!

AddledSquirrel
08-01-11, 08:59 PM
:D

I'm off like a prom dress!

Kirby Albee
08-03-11, 04:26 AM
Mice are kings of rodents, oak's are kings of trees, corn cobs kings of compost bins; who's the king of Greece?

KronarTheBlack
08-05-11, 09:12 AM
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.