Garry
10-26-04, 10:16 PM
Disclaimer: I will accept the punishment of the moderators for the bad word at the end
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up - cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times..... I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time did I get in and I told him "midnight." He didn't seem mad at all.
Whew!! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock".
When I asked him why.... He said, well last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "Oh ****" !! It cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed 2 more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up - cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times..... I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time did I get in and I told him "midnight." He didn't seem mad at all.
Whew!! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock".
When I asked him why.... He said, well last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "Oh ****" !! It cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed 2 more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.