Why don't skeletons go out on the town?
Because they have no body to go out with...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...

What does daddy ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A steak sandwich...

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...

What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap!!!!!

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.

Where do American werewolves live?
In Howllywood, California

Why was the skeleton frightened to cross the road?
Because he had no guts.

How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat.

Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.

Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

I read em .........

I hate to admit it ......

But I read em........................

Who was the best dancer at the monster bash?
The boogie man.

Why is Frankenstein such a good gardener?
He has a green thumb.

What famous monster flew his kite in a lightning storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

How did the ADD coach help Frankenstein to stop biting his nails?
She gave him screws

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoulfriend

Where does Frankenstein go swimming?
In Lake Erie

What do you call a witch who lies out on the beach all night?
A sandwitch

Where do ghosts go on vacation?
To Maliboo

Why don't mummies go on vaction?
Because they're scared they might relax and unwind

Where do young mummies learn to swim?
In the dead sea

What is a vampire's worst fear?
Tooth decay

Why did the elderly vampire keep his teeth in the freezer?
So he could give his victims frostbite

What is a vampire's favorite feast?
Fangsdigging Day dinner

Where do vampires eat lunch?
In a casketeria

Why don't vampires have many friends?
They have bat tempers

What is a vampire's favorite pet?
A bloodhound

Why was the vampire fired from his job at the bloodbank?
He was caught drinking on the job

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines

What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Booberries

Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the "other side"

What was the bald man looking for on Halloween?
A hair raising experience

What happened to the ADDer who forgot to make his payments to the exorcist?
He was repossessed.

Why do ghouls hang out with demons?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend

Why did the headless horseman want to go to college?
He wanted to get a head in life

What did the uneducated teacher say to the parents of the ADD skeleton?
He's just a lazy bones