1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the freaking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

Hi Garry. You stole my first peeve with number 6 on your list. Here the rest of mine:

2. People who say "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps." This my mother's favorite taunt. One, I never wear boots. Two, why in the hell does she think I am not already trying.

3. People who imply I am doing something incorrectly and then won't even tell me what it is.

4. Married men who want me to forget they are married men.

5. Clients who want to tell me their entire life history before they will let me help them.

6. Smokers who say, "You don't mind if I smoke do you?" --- After they have already lit up.

7. Anyone who leaves their cell on during a movie.

8. People who try to get me to tell them my private business so they can tell me all the things I am doing wrong.

9. People who think the homeless really prefer to be homeless.

10. 51% of the voters in the United States.

My daughter sent this to me last week....... :)

it's very funny

Garry & Coral~
These are true but yet so funny. Thank you for the much needed laugh today!

Thank you, thank you, thank you, that was great and I really enjoyed it!

7. Anyone who leaves their cell on during a movie.

guilty as charged - although I do my darndest to *remember* to turn the danged thing off....

:rolleyes: Why are you so angery?

Not "angery." Just angry.:p It think that's the point of the thread.

1. Drivers that wont dim their headlights. Do cars not have dimmer switches any more?

2. Customer ahead of you at the drive thru window at the bank that balance their checkbook (or whatever it is they are doing) after they have finished the bank transaction. MOVE ON and do that somewhere else!

Women who crave constant attention, but when you give it to them you are smothering them?

I hate “The smile people.” You know the ones I mean, they walk up to you while you’re doing something and say things like: ”Smile – it’s not that bad.” or even worse; “Smile - it makes people wonder what you're up to!" OMG, don’t they realize how cheesy that sounds? I go off on a Dennis Leary rant something like this.

Ya know, nothing could make me want to smile less then some self-absorbed person demanding I smile. I’m not here for your visual enjoyment, OK. If you constantly need to be reassured of your self-worth carry a mirror with you. You know who walks around all day with a smile on their face . . ? Retarded people that’s who.

Funny on andocrates. Leary is awesome.

People who feel the need to share their (unsolicited) "good advice" with you - when I want your opinion, I'll rattle your chain.

manohmanohman :D !!
after the week that i had (& i see im not alone in this), you guys r too much.:D

1.) People who don't get out under the light while waiting to make a left hand turn.

2.) People who chew very loudly.

Oh oh I am guilty about that someone always asking " Can i ask you a question?" I didn't wait for them to tell me "Go ahead" and I started blabbling about my question. Okay this really led me to think how wierd I am. And I tend to say this very often. My list is.......

1) People who chat loudly in public places, eg train so the whole cabin of people will be staring at you.. ( I got a friend like this..)
2) People who dig their nose in public places, and throw their stuffs around anywhere. I just saw a middle aged woman doing this on the train yesterday!!

People who do not pull up as far as tehy can while in a drive thrus, thus making it impossible to get to the speaker to give your order. Don't these people know that I need my coffee and I need it now??? Drive-Thru ediquette people...come on now!!!

LOL, I love this!

Which brings us to the drive through service person who cannot get your coffee order correct -- how hard is it to NOT put sugar in my coffee????

Cell phone abuses:

People who use cell phones in bookstores and libraries.

People who back out of parking spaces while on cell phones.

People who chat about extremely personal things in public on cell phones.

I hate that people sit and drive along in their cars and pick their nose and think that no-one can see them. :eek:

*Winshields are made of glass you know*

Lol this thread is great! :D

1) People who sit next to me on the train when there is another empty seat where they could be on their own. I like my own space!

2) People who stare at me or give me funny looks and I can't work out why.

3) People who snort flem up their noses and down the back of their throat, makes a horrible noise and it is gross in public, yet they still do it!

4) People who just bash into me when they could have easily avoided me.

5) People who swear loads when they are on the phone or talking amongst each other on public transport. Ok I swear a lot but not in public and where there are a lot of people.

6) People who kick the back of the seat in the cinema or on the train, grr!

7) People who walk really slow in big lines across a pathway. We need to get past you idiots!

8) People who can't work out how to use the ticket machines at train stations. Meaning innocent and intelligent people like me have to get on the train without a ticket and risk getting a £20 penalty fare! :mad:

9) And finally, people who chew gum or eat loudly, again mainly on trains when it is quiet and they are sat right behind me.

My first is similar to a previous post, im unsure of the persons name, sorry.

1. " Life isn't a sitcom , Rivers" my mother used to say that to me ALL the time.
2. People who spoil thier kids, i mean, like rotten spoiled.

3.People that take thier garbage to thier back patios and let the cats drag it all out all over the backyards of the apartments instead of taking thier lazy *****ES down to the dumpster like I do.

4. The parents that let thier older kids hang out in the parking lot and have little street raves all weekend, we're trying to raise a 6 year old here. and as it stands its NOT a bad place to live. yet.

5. People that talk on the phone in line at stores.

6. People that abuse, and misuse narcotics, making it near impossible for the people that really need them to get them

7. Teachers acting as they arent in a teaching institution , rather .... a daycare, you know? if you really think first Kindergarteners through 3rd graders need F'N NAPS@!!!!!!! maybe you should think about reducing the time spent in school per day. perhaps its a bit too much?

8. I dunno, im finished complianing.

9. seriously,... im done.

8.

Haha, this thread has been dead since 2004! :p

Really funny though.

This thread reminds me so much of myself. My husband says I'm negative but I say I'm just vocal about the things that annoy me. Is it my fault there's so many annoying things (and people) out there??? :D

1. People who talk on there cell phones on speakerphone in public (yea, it happens).

2. When anyone wears pajama pants out of the house, they are sooooo tacky.

3. People who try and sound smart in class by asking an in-depth question that just makes them sound dumb.

4. Drivers who don't use their blinkers! They are there for a reason, put it oooonnnn!!!!

5. Automated phone machines that don't have an option to speak to a real person or operator (they have one if you ever call Capital One).

6. Anyone who doesn't pay their bills; I am in the finance industry and it just amazes me how people just "forget" to pay things.

7. When someone has to pee in the urinal right next to me, even though there are other ones to use.

8. When people don't know how to walk in a grocery store (on the right!!), and take up whole aisles walking side-by-side

9. People who yell outside of my apartment

Tailgaters! (I know they are usually ADDers who are running late, but please STOP IT. I drive WAY SLOWER when you do that.)

Really loud cell phone talkers. (why do they shout?)

People who clean the eye goop out of the corners of their eye right there in front of everyone, and then look at and examine it closely, and then rub it between their fingers. I feel like I'm going to throw up whenever I see that. What is the difference between picking your nose, examining a booger, and then "rubbing it away"? Really, I don't get that one at all.

The fact that ladies rooms have the same number of toilets as men's rooms, so that there is always a huge line and you miss whatever is going on. We need the equivalent of the number of toilets AND the number of urinals in the men's rooms. Plus 10 more since we have to un-do, un-button, un-zip, do way more stuff, then re-adjust and put it all back together again. Sometimes I just say screw it and use the men's room. (Yeah, that was me.)

wow, that felt good. guess that last one wasn't about "people." I wondered off...

sorry to be so gross so early.

Cell phone abuses:

People who use cell phones in bookstores and libraries.

People who back out of parking spaces while on cell phones.

People who chat about extremely personal things in public on cell phones.

People who chat about extremely personal things in public on cell phones...AND THEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO LOOK ANNOYED WHEN THEY SEE ME LISTENING INTENTLY. I'm like, look you moron, if you want to have a private conversation, have it in PRIVATE.

People who use cell phones in restaurants. Yeah, the definition of a "nice dinner out" does not include you shouting at the top of your lungs into your phone about American Idol. And somehow I don't think your dinner mates appreciate it either.

People who use cell phones in the waiting room of my office. It's two feet from my desk. 'Nuff said.

People who use cell phones while grocery shopping (you cannot navigate around these idiots as they drunkenly swerve from one side of the aisle to the other trying to talk and steer the cart at the same time).

Actually, you can just add to the list anyone who uses a cell phone at any time unless it is actually being used to communicate critical information that cannot wait (which is almost never the case). Honest to god I don't know how people became so entranced by these things...they're just a huge annoyance and expense, and a waste of resources.

1 Sheeple
2 People trying not to "conform" yet do just that by joining a "nonconformist" clique
3 arrogance
4 people who don't vote because they think that it's just the lesser of two evils that will win
5 people who make illogical assumptions and judgments ( ie not willing to try a new food because it looks weird )
6 people who are clueless about how rudely they behave in public (talking on cells during a movie, tailgating etc etc)
7 People who don't want to learn about the world around them
8 people who are cheap
9 People who live by Doctor Phil and live with Tabloids
10 bullies

ok... as long as we seem to be on a cell phone rant... the other day I was getting a pedicure (yeah, I know... trust me... I've gotten 3 in my entire life, and I really needed one!) and I really just wanted to relax and enjoy it, kind of like a massage, and the lady next to me was talking REALLY LOUDLY on her cell phone the entire time. I mean, loud enough for the entire place to hear every word.

It went on and on and on... I felt like jumping out of my chair and grabbing her cell phone and bashing it on the floor till it shattered, than saying, Sorry, but I really need to relax... could you shut up now?

At one point I pointedly turned and rudely stared at her and listened intently to her conversation, (hey, if she can talk in public, I figure it's for all of us to hear), and she just gave me a look and shifted in her seat and continued to blab away.

So then I started talking equally as loudly as she was, to myself. I think I made a few people nervous, but she finally got the message and hung up. How can people possibly be so selfish and self-absorbed???

People that say Will you do me a favour? or Will you do this for me? What choice do I get? Why are you asking me, when you know you are going to end up forcing me to do it anyway?

People that text non stop. Like seriously, there is NO point whatsoever in talking to you if you are going to be texting while I am talking, and I don't feel the need to upgrade to unlimited texting just to be able to ever talk to you.

People who expect me to have a cell phone. And to be avaible 24/7 if I do.

OMG!!! people who you can hear eating EVEN when you are eating drive me insane!!!

ALSO, when you go to the ATM, and you take too long cause you are looking for your damn check to deposit and it says "I'm sorry you are having trouble. Do you need more time????" after like 5 seconds. I tell that damn ATM i have ADD and I cant remember where I put that damn check!!!! grrrrrr

9 things I hate about everyone??

1: People who are arrogant
2: People who think they're better than others
3: People who make up rumours/trouble to upset/annoy others
4: People who are violent or use violence to make a point
5: People who bully others in ANYWAY...I HATE bullies:mad:
6: People who start trouble in order to seek attention
7: People who are judgmental towards others
8: People who say things without knowing the full facts
9: People who end friendships without saying why
10: People who interfere in other people's friendships/relationships

These are 10 things that really really bother me to no end!

Selena

Housemates who won't turn the sound off their computers when playing Solitaire Showdown for hours. Every 2 seconds I can hear it beeping and I'm in a different room.

That's all I've got as it's happening right now and driving me bloody crazy.

- blocking the aisles, chatting in the grocery store
- really intolerant/ignorant internet posting (I am NOT talking about this forum!)
- people who won't step aside when a whole bunch of people are trying to get on the metro; and it's usually the same ones who also have a duffel bag or something and then lean against the entire pole so there's nowhere to hang on or stand.
- people having really boring conversations that last ALL the way into the city
- ok this is cultural - but I hate those half-kiss-on -each-cheek greetings, unless I really know the people well (bonjour! *kiss* *kiss*). a new level of social anxiety!
well I can't think of anything else. I don't get very annoyed in general.

People insinuating that now I know I have ADHD I will always use it as an excuse to not do things.. haven't quite worked out how to be indifferent about these comments yet.

I don't tell anyone. There seems to be negativity to both the diagnosis and the meds for it, so I don't bother. Just use it for my own information and to explain to myself why I am the way I am, and why I have to difficulties I have. I use it to help me address my challenges. Unfortunately other people will see it as an excuse. Most people know nothing (real) about it anyway, so why bother telling them?

So then I started talking equally as loudly as she was, to myself. I think I made a few people nervous, but she finally got the message and hung up.

You're my new hero.

lol! thanks for making me laugh 9 times! Anouther to go along with #4 would be people who are like "where was the last place you saw it?" I mean, if you knew that you wouldn't be looking for it would you?

1) I hate it when people answer the question "What time is it?" with "A quarter to." or "Half past.". A quarter or half past WHAT?!?! I'm not an idiot, on an intellectual level, I'm perfectly aware of things like what order the hours come in and that a 1/2 hour is shorter than a whole hour. But on a practical level, I have NO time sense. If I've been working on something for a while, and I haven't looked at a clock, and you asked me how long I've been doing that particular activity, there is no way I could tell you. If I'm interested, 3 hours can seem like 15 minutes. If I'm not, 15 minutes can seem like 3 hours. Heck, half the time I forget what day of the week it is, much less what the hour is! I don't know if that's ADHD or just me. But anyhow, when I want to know the time, I wish people would just TELL ME !!!!

2) I'm a pretty good speller, but occasionally I need help with a word or two. And I hate it when people answer the request "How do you spell that?" with "Look it up in the dictionary." If I don't know how to spell it, how am I supposed to look it up? "Sound it out.", they say. Oh, sure. But what if you're looking up psychiatry? or pneumonia? or colonel? And how does sounding it out help you choose between where and wear? So I wish that when I ask for the spelling of a word, people would answer with either 1. the correct spelling or 2. "I don't know." !!!!

That's all I can think of right now!

people who walk towards me instead of around me in a public place-i am dangerous stay away!

people who say why cant you leave the toilet seat down!-why cant you pick it up!

people who say er did'nt you wash your hands just after the toilet seat remark-no,i know where its been.......i should clean my hands before!

people who smile for no apparent reason all the time-take a freakin day off!

people who talk to close your face-back the hell up!

when people wait for you to do something and then start talking-why dont you talk to me when i,m bored,it happens alot

people breathing-just breathing

people talking to me wearing sun-glasses-its highly likely i'll ignore you....

people who are rude-do not do it because i may be focused at the time!

9 things Logic hates:

1. When I'm working on the weekends and I tell somebody that they're not getting in for whatever reason, they come back ten minutes later and try again; like I don't remember! Or the worst is when they switch shirts with somebody else whilst standing right in front of me where I can see and then come back and try again! Idiots.

2. When I'm at a junction in my car/truck and I wave a guy at a minor junction out and he just sits there with a dumb look on his face, inevitably I get ****ed off that he hasn't moved and I pull forwards... right at the same instant he realises that I was trying to let him out and pulls forwards too...he gets ****ed because I've seemingly changed my mind, and I'm already ****ed because he's sat there for five minutes not moving... aaaargh.

3. When I'm people watching at work or scanning a crowd and some wide-boy struts up and shouts "What are you lookin at pal?". Ugh, I hate people like that. My usual response is "You" which more often than not, knocks them off their soap-box.

4. My (Mod edited) neighbours that have bizarre (mod edited) gatherings on weekends and crash about the place until the wee small hours of the morning and then have the cheek to come knocking on my front door at 01:30 on a weeknight demanding that I stop sawing wood (?) or they would call the police. You can hear a pin drop around here on weeknights (because all you can hear on the weekends of course is the crazy mod edited party...) Completely random. And annoying.

5. Bus drivers. Especially ones that merge without looking or signalling, and especially when I'm on my motorcycle. Rrrr!

6. Smelly expensive vet-approved Dog food that costs something ridiculous like 10 pounds a can that the Dog won't even eat! (bought because the Dog was ill for a while with a dodgy stomach)

7. People that borrow stuff and never give it back. That includes the people that borrow stuff, claim it as their own and then tell you that you can borrow it when you spot it in their house/flat months later and ask for it back! I've started putting post-it notes in the front of any book I loan out that read: "Logic wants this book back!".

8. People that pretend that they don't speak English, but can speak it fluently enough to complain, argue and whine, but then fail to understand after you've explained something or told them something. I hate this more when it happens at work, they can speak perfect english when they're arguing that I shouldn't throw them out for fighting, but as soon as they realise that they're getting binned, they change to 'No speak the english, no understand' and act dumb. Frustrating.

9. The kids that live in my street, they scream, smash things to bits and are generally destructive. I despise them.

Logic

:) Double thanks to Logic...priceless...ILMAO....thats the funniest post by far:cool::D