View Full Version : The Magical Soda Machine Game


BohoButterfly
07-09-12, 05:06 AM
I did this on another forum, and thought you guys might think it's fun:).

Here's how it works: you can put anything into the machine and get out anything you want! So if i said I put in an egg, the next person could say a chicken came out. Then they say what they put in, and the next person answers:).

I hope that makes sense!

I'll start...

I put a fish in the coin slot:p.

xxBB

sighduck
07-09-12, 05:20 AM
out pops the caviar

Abi
07-09-12, 05:21 AM
And fish oil came out. Great for neuro/psych disorders.

I put a roll of duct tape in the coin slot.....

sighduck
07-09-12, 06:00 AM
out comes a tape recording of ducks

i put a feather into the slot

Abi
07-09-12, 08:15 AM
and out pops a WHOLE LIVE PIGEON

I put a condom in the coin sl ut... oops... slot

Lunacie
07-09-12, 09:39 AM
and out pops a WHOLE LIVE PIGEON

I put a condom in the coin sl ut... oops... slot

... and out pops one of those twisty balloons shaped into a giraffe!

I put a piece of sour dough bread into the slot and ...

sighduck
07-09-12, 10:08 AM
out comes a breadstick

i put a leaf into the slot...

Abi
07-09-12, 10:10 AM
.... out pops The Gingerdead Man:

http://www.yellmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gingerdead_man-still.jpg

Abi
07-09-12, 10:11 AM
out comes a breadstick

i put a leaf into the slot...

out comes.... leaf guacamole and a complimentary pack of Dorritoes.

Salsa sold seperately.

I put avjsgfjyhfs into the machine....

sighduck
07-09-12, 10:39 AM
out comes aedqawdasdasfasdfasdfef

i put some qwerty into the machine....

Lunacie
07-09-12, 10:45 AM
out comes aedqawdasdasfasdfasdfef

i put some qwerty into the machine....

... out comes uiop.

I put a frontal lobe into the slot and .....

sighduck
07-09-12, 10:47 AM
out comes a rectal lobe... (i'll leave the rest of that to the imagination :D)

i put in 5 cents....

Abi
07-09-12, 10:52 AM
And it pops back out. Rejected.

I put in 100mgs of Adderall....

Lunacie
07-09-12, 10:56 AM
... and out pops a http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=I4657815350608608&pid=1.7&w=168&h=152&c=7&rs=1


I put in a big hug and ...

sighduck
07-09-12, 10:58 AM
out pops one of these

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/foreveralonepillowgirl.jpg

i put in a chocolate coin...

Abi
07-09-12, 11:07 AM
and you get a chocolate milkshake.

I put a baby rat into the slot......

sighduck
07-09-12, 12:40 PM
out comes a gaming mouse...

i put a guitar string into the slot...

Abi
07-09-12, 12:51 PM
and the soda machine begins playing....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

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I put a card with a pic of psyduck into the slot.....

sighduck
07-09-12, 12:56 PM
the machine gives a deep, heavy sigh

i stick my knife into the machine

Lunacie
07-09-12, 01:50 PM
I put a quarter in the slot and call 911 for an ambulance.

avjgirsijdhtjhs
07-09-12, 02:21 PM
And out comes a hot nurse! :yes:

I put out into the slot. :D

Abi
07-09-12, 02:25 PM
And out comes a mini soup dispensing machine which dispenses a cup of soup.

I put the cup of soup into the original soda machine and...

avjgirsijdhtjhs
07-09-12, 02:39 PM
Soup is the ****! :yes:

I put the **** in the slot.

Lunacie
07-09-12, 04:41 PM
And out comes a package of baby wipes.

I put an old VHS tape in the slot ...

Abi
07-09-12, 04:47 PM
And out comes Casablanca on Blu-Ray

I put a can of coke in the machine....

avjgirsijdhtjhs
07-09-12, 05:35 PM
Out comes a little more than 12 ounces of air.

I rip off one of my fingernails and stick it in the machine.

Abi
07-09-12, 05:38 PM
And out come two big burly orderlies to with a gurney and straitjacket to take you to the psych ward.

I stick a flash memory stick into the slot and....

sighduck
07-10-12, 11:01 AM
a long coat suddenly appears on the machine and it procedes to flash you with this new coat...

i stick a sticky stick into the slot

avjgirsijdhtjhs
07-10-12, 12:38 PM
The kind of sticky stick as defined on urbandictionary.com? :confused:

Anderson Cooper comes out.

I put a mint condition Honus Wagner T206 card into the machine.

sighduck
07-10-12, 01:53 PM
The card gets swallowed...

i put a wankel rotary engine into the slot...

avjgirsijdhtjhs
07-10-12, 03:53 PM
i put a wankel rotary engine into the slot...

You get worse fuel mileage than with a traditional piston engine.

I pull a little box out of my pocket, get down on one knee, open the box, ask a question, and slip a ring into the slot. :)

sighduck
07-11-12, 10:30 AM
The machine says I DO

i put barack obama into the slot

Abi
07-11-12, 10:58 AM
And out pops a extradimensional reptilian:

http://arcturi.com/sitebuilder/images/Obama_Reptilian-225x254.jpg

I put a disk containing the ADDF database into the slot and...

Twiggy
07-11-12, 11:23 AM
Out jumps out a whole bunch of people asking about meds and possible ways to help Adhd and other disorders all at once. Chaos I tell you! ;)

I slip into the slot a 40oz bottle of malt liquor.

Conman
07-11-12, 12:11 PM
out comes a drunk

put in a corpse

Abi
07-11-12, 12:56 PM
and out comes a zombie:

http://www.chuck-a-con.net/Zombie.gif

I put in a broken laptop keyboard and...

sighduck
07-11-12, 03:33 PM
out comes smaller pieces of a broken laptop keyboard

i put in a put put stick

Conman
07-11-12, 06:32 PM
out comes a million golfballs

in goes a prostitute

avjgirsijdhtjhs
07-12-12, 10:45 AM
"Magic Soda Machine, your powder cord turns me on."

Abi
07-12-12, 10:50 AM
Out comes another mini soda machine.

I pour fuel into the machine and throw in a lit match....

sighduck
07-12-12, 10:52 AM
the machine pulls out some eno...

i put a human heart into the slot

Abi
07-12-12, 11:16 AM
The machine starts pumping out gallons of blood

I pour shampoo into the machine

Twiggy
07-12-12, 01:08 PM
The machine foams up, but is squeeky clean now.

I put a cat into the machine.

avjgirsijdhtjhs
07-12-12, 02:33 PM
The prostitute is now a "cat lady" in more ways than one.

I point a gun at the machine and demand all it's money.

sighduck
07-12-12, 02:54 PM
out pops an even biggerr gun

i put a soda machine with a soda machine inside it that sold smaller soda machines into the soda machine.....

Kirby Albee
07-21-12, 02:51 AM
And out comes Otto von Bismark!


I put my right leg in.

BohoButterfly
07-21-12, 03:21 AM
And your right leg comes out- shakin' all about!

I put my dimebag darrel coaster in the slot...

itsanADHDthing
07-21-12, 11:11 AM
And the Pantera came out for a private concert (with Dimebag!)

I put a Sharpie into the coin slot...

sighduck
07-22-12, 08:23 AM
the machine draws a mustache on your face
i put a fake beard into the slot

Kirby Albee
07-27-12, 03:54 AM
A fake person gets yanked into the soda machine! Awful thumping and gear grinding sounds come out.

I shave my head and put the hair into the soda machine.

avjgirsijdhtjhs
07-27-12, 03:58 PM
Out comes a powdered wig. :lol:

I build a shrine in front of the machine.

Kirby Albee
07-28-12, 03:26 PM
Out come dozens of hummingbirds.

I reflect a ray of sun into the coin slot.

sighduck
08-11-12, 06:07 AM
rainbows come out the back hole....

i put a particle of antimatter into the slot

sighduck
08-18-12, 10:41 AM
bumpmity bump

mrzyphl
08-18-12, 12:15 PM
...and the soda machine collapses into itself through the slot and comes out the other side.

I slide my canoe into the slot...

sighduck
08-22-12, 11:29 AM
the machine proceedes to cry you a river


i put the river into the slot

avjgirsijdhtjhs
08-22-12, 11:49 AM
The machine suffers from hyponatremia.

I pour a kilo of salt into the machine.

LynneC
08-22-12, 01:45 PM
and out comes a thousand pretzels...

Zevispaz
08-25-12, 10:56 PM
I put nail polish in the machine.

sighduck
08-26-12, 10:28 AM
out comes a carpenter with lots of polished nails ....


i put a carpenter into the slot......

julesjampot
08-26-12, 05:11 PM
and out pops Karen singing , on top of the world ,:D

i put in really massive spider called Fred

sighduck
08-27-12, 10:22 AM
out pops george with a magic wand that suddenly turns into a rubber chicken....



i put in a packet of every-flavour-jellybeans

Zevispaz
08-29-12, 02:07 AM
...and out comes a plumber..wait what's this? IT'S MARIO!

I put a flamingo in the slot...

sighduck
08-29-12, 12:41 PM
DENNY CRAINE!

i put a law book into the slot

sighduck
09-06-12, 05:15 AM
bumpity bump bump

princysharma90
09-12-12, 12:52 AM
i put a law book into the slot

And you get a comic book.

I put noodles into the slot.

sighduck
09-12-12, 08:47 AM
out pops naruto...

i put the starship voyager into the slot

Abi
09-12-12, 08:59 AM
And it disappears into the Delta Quadrant?

I put Phil Collins into the slot

Kirby Albee
09-16-12, 01:11 AM
Kim Mitchell emerges.

I sing 'when Irish eyes are smiling' into the slot through a paper cone.

Bethylphenidate
10-15-12, 09:33 PM
Out comes a leprechaun holding a box of Lucky Charms.

I put in a bottle of Ritalin.

sighduck
12-03-12, 05:03 PM
out comes a mob of alternative medicines, natural remedies, and special diet salesman, as well as lots of people claiming that ADHD doesnt exist...

i put a Scientologist into the slot