Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Wanna go bike riding?


And a quick shout out to Joan for graduating from the dietician/nursing school thingy! Yeahhhhhh!

I love that !! Very funny !! Thanks for the laugh....

Thanks Mark....(and dietetics wasn't part of nursing school...actually we were part of what was called "school of allied health".....the big graduation which was Sunday -- I graduated with other professions (known as allied health) such as occupational therapy, speech therapy, radiation technology, physical therapy, etc....). Not nursing though....But thanks for nice words on my behalf..!!!!! And great joke Mark thanks...:) Did you get the joke from your little daughter for father's day????

Okay here's a joke:

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling.

When they arrived at the counsellor's office, the counsellor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?". The wife began talking, describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counsellor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several seconds, and sat her back down. Afterwards the wife sat there speechless.

He looked over at her husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counsellor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice per week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Mondays and Thursdays". !

Originally posted by mark
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Wanna go bike riding?



Thank you Mark

That made my day

As stupid as it actually is as a joke, I wasn't prepared for the answer

I am still chuckling to myself as I type this

Okay, here's another joke:

A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor and says, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time I say something. In fact I often have to repeat things over and over again."

"Well," the doctor replies, "go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say something. If she doesn't reply, move about five feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this so we can get an idea about the severity of her deafness."

Sure enough the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen and as she is chopping some vegetables, he says, "Honey, what's for dinnner?"

He gets no response. He moves about five feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves five feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away and asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"

That was a cute joke Mark.

When ever I want to respond to someone with as equally cute

joke, I forget every joke I was every told. The only one I can

think of offends most because it's about jesus. If I think of a

people friendly one, you'll be hearing from me.