View Full Version : Stuck in the elevator alphabet!


Ninjas
04-12-13, 06:20 AM
Imagine you're stuck in an elevator. Write a sentence beginning with... Whichever letter comes next...

For example, the first person may write something like,

"Alrighty then, what are we gonna do?"

And the second person,

"Busting, need the loo..."

And so on... Next person can continue at 'C'? x3

TygerSan
04-12-13, 07:41 AM
Crap crap crap crap crap!!!

(Sorry about the horrible pun... I kinda have a phobia about getting stuck in elevators...in actuality, I'd probably be huddled in the corner saying words that wouldn't make it through our filter)

Fuzzy12
04-12-13, 07:58 AM
"D on't talk to me non-stop please. I am allergic to people who talk too much, especially when there is no way I can escape." :rolleyes:

dvdnvwls
04-12-13, 12:19 PM
Exeunt omnes!

midnightstar
04-12-13, 12:25 PM
"For crying out loud this is scary!"

saturday
04-12-13, 12:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxbZgB5UNO8

Lunacie
04-12-13, 07:06 PM
Good grief! This is going to make me late for my appointment!

Abi
04-12-13, 08:05 PM
hell, im always late for my appointments anyway

dvdnvwls
04-13-13, 12:12 AM
Intriguing - what's that crackling noise below us?

Abi
04-13-13, 12:51 AM
Jesus! I think the lift shaft is on fire

dvdnvwls
04-13-13, 02:27 AM
Kicking me there won't get us out of here any faster.

Joker_Girl
04-13-13, 02:54 AM
Look! We have to calm down, and figure out how to escape!

Abi
04-13-13, 03:22 AM
Mmmm.... dvd get over here and help me pry these doors open....

ginniebean
04-13-13, 03:28 AM
Nope, you're doing it all wrong.

Abi
04-13-13, 03:31 AM
Oh.. do you have a better idea?

dvdnvwls
04-13-13, 03:36 AM
Pull down your pants, I have an idea.

BellaVita
04-13-13, 03:41 AM
Pull down your pants, I have an idea.

what's going on in here?? (not making a comment for the game obviously. but couldn't resist.)

ginniebean
04-13-13, 03:41 AM
Quick abi, hide behind me! He only wants you for your body not your mind! :)

Abi
04-13-13, 03:44 AM
Really, we don't have time for this... (thud)... something landed on the roof!

{goodnight guys :)}

midnightstar
04-13-13, 06:03 AM
Shout for help everyone - I hear the fire brigade coming

Lunacie
04-13-13, 09:19 AM
THUD! What the heck is falling onto the elevator roof?

TygerSan
04-13-13, 10:28 AM
Uh oh! Guys?

dvdnvwls
04-13-13, 11:12 AM
Vapid numbskulls! I meant everybody's pants, so we could make a rope!

Lunacie
04-13-13, 11:31 AM
WAIT! Keep yer pants on! I think I hear someone coming to help.

dresser
04-13-13, 02:47 PM
don't panick there is no shortage of" know it all personallitys" they will tell YOU what to do/and how it should be done. there recognazable by their supper clean hands and speech and lack of participation physical

dvdnvwls
04-13-13, 08:44 PM
Xylophones aren't as strong as ladders, but if that's all they've got, let's start climbing!

Abi
04-13-13, 08:47 PM
Yup... dvd get on my shoulders and pop the hatch at the top...

ginniebean
04-13-13, 08:58 PM
Zip it abi! What if that thud is a monster?

Abi
04-13-13, 09:12 PM
AAAAAAAHH... something is pulling dvd through the hatch....

ginniebean
04-13-13, 09:13 PM
Bone crunching noises!!!!!! Put the lid back on!!!

Abi
04-13-13, 09:22 PM
Crap... it got dvd :(

Lunacie
04-13-13, 09:24 PM
Did I ... did I just hear something say ... "pass the ketchup please?" :faint:

ginniebean
04-13-13, 09:28 PM
Eeeeek! I think I heard it too!

Abi
04-13-13, 09:30 PM
F***... there's smoke coming through the elevator floor!

dvdnvwls
04-13-13, 09:48 PM
Good-bye, cruel world.

Abi
04-13-13, 09:51 PM
{meta-narrative}

How does he play, now that we've killed him off?

Lunacie
04-13-13, 10:01 PM
. . . :lol: . . .

I don't know, maybe it's his ghost?!?

dvdnvwls
04-13-13, 10:02 PM
m th ghst f dvdnvwls, bt m sprt lvs n. (ths pst strts wth th lttr bt y cn't s t.)

ginniebean
04-13-13, 10:04 PM
Jump!!!! The floor is getting hot!!!

Abi
04-13-13, 10:28 PM
Killer monsters or not... there's no way out except up... we need weapons.

Lunacie
04-13-13, 11:01 PM
Look! The trap door in the roof is opening! That looks like a ghostly hand reaching down.

Abi
04-13-13, 11:15 PM
Music is coming thru the elevator speaker ... it's kelly clarkson :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTCRvYMQus

dvdnvwls
04-14-13, 12:07 AM
N! Nt Kll Clrksn! D smthng qck! Smsh th wlls dwn wth Lnc's hd! nthng bt Kll Clrksn!

Abi
04-14-13, 12:12 AM
One ghost in this elevator is more than enough.

dvdnvwls
04-14-13, 02:26 AM
Pnt tkn. Nw wht?

Abi
04-14-13, 02:38 AM
Quiet.... listen.... the monsters are screeching in agony.... turn that speaker up to maximum!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWDTiiJs4U0

ginniebean
04-14-13, 01:05 PM
Right, it's up to maximum, let's sing with it and do them in faster. Kill the monsters!

Abi
04-14-13, 05:37 PM
Since you been gooooooooone, I can breathe for the first time.... I'm so moving oooooooon....

dvdnvwls
04-14-13, 07:11 PM
Trn tht s-clld "msc" ff, bfr kll mslf!

(Hmph. 'm dd lrd. frgt.)

Abi
04-14-13, 07:15 PM
Up... through the hatch everyone... I think the monsters are dead.

Abi
04-14-13, 07:48 PM
Very good... through the hatch... now pull me up it's getting hot and smoky in here....

ginniebean
04-14-13, 08:04 PM
We're all going to have to heave at the same time, ok get set.. Heave!

Abi
04-14-13, 08:11 PM
Xylophones! Hold on to one and let me grab the other end...

dvdnvwls
04-14-13, 09:29 PM
Ys! th'v lmst scpd!

Ninjas
04-15-13, 08:10 AM
Probably not... Your pick.

Ninjas
04-15-13, 08:15 AM
// Ignore my last post, I missed a few of YOUR posts for no apparent reason... I don't know how, but I just missed a few pages xD

If you want, you can loop over the alphabet again xD

ginniebean
04-15-13, 05:22 PM
Zunk! Is the sound abi made as we pulled him thru! Yay, we're all out!

Joker_Girl
04-16-13, 01:20 AM
Abi, now what?

Abi
04-16-13, 01:35 AM
Burning... the cables... we won't be able to stand here much longer....

Abi
04-16-13, 01:36 AM
Climb that conveniently-located pole!

dvdnvwls
04-16-13, 03:16 AM
Dobrosław says we're not allowed to climb him; we'll have to find some other way out. :)

Abi
04-16-13, 04:08 AM
Eureka! You are a ghost... you can take us one by one and fly us to safety.

BellaVita
04-16-13, 04:21 AM
(-peering at them from a distance-)
Finally! A hearty meal...humans are so foolish these days. I'll have them soon enough.

dvdnvwls
04-16-13, 04:40 AM
Get in this handbasket - anywhere will be better than here.

Abi
04-16-13, 05:02 AM
Here we are... dvd fly us out of here...

ginniebean
04-16-13, 10:21 AM
I hope we're not going to hell in a handbasket

Joker_Girl
04-16-13, 10:36 AM
Just don't kill me!

Lunacie
04-16-13, 11:13 AM
Kill Bill ! Kill Bill ! Kill Bill !

zoomman
04-19-13, 06:11 PM
Left my levitator outside the elevator now I couldn't be later to the alligator ballet.

Abi
04-19-13, 09:37 PM
Monster!

midnightstar
04-20-13, 09:26 AM
Nooooooooooooo :(

eats_mice
04-21-13, 05:23 PM
Oh my, the elevation of the elevator is rapidly increasing...

midnightstar
04-21-13, 05:25 PM
Please let us make it out alive

Abi
04-21-13, 08:31 PM
Quick dvd, fly us the hell out of here.

1Buster
04-21-13, 09:22 PM
"Rut-Row!!!"

"Look! It's the gang from the Mystery Machine! We're saved!"

"Scooby-Dooby-Doo!!!"

Abi
04-23-13, 01:20 AM
Scoooby doo doo... we're free !

BellaVita
04-23-13, 02:02 AM
TERRIFIC!! They're free!
So close...so close...Everything is working just how I wanted. *smirk*
Just a little while now...any time.........

Abi
04-23-13, 02:24 AM
Ummm.... so I guess now we have to evacuate the building, because it's on fire... down the stairs everyone!

BellaVita
04-23-13, 03:29 AM
VROOOSH!!! (<--sound)

1Buster seems to be the easiest target...aha, just a bit closer---

-*-an alive body of fire begins to gnaw on 1Buster's foot, working up his leg...feeding...-*-

Sooooo goood.

Abi
04-23-13, 03:41 AM
What the f***???? :eek:

BellaVita
04-23-13, 04:01 AM
Xalkori for everyone!!

I'm not completely in-humane.....

Abi
04-23-13, 04:14 AM
Yeah.. okay... I think what you SHOULD have given us was Xanax

BellaVita
04-23-13, 04:38 AM
Zeetism is my frame of mind and your minds wouldn't be so tasty with Xanax...

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*goes after Abi*

Abi
04-23-13, 07:00 AM
Abi runs down the stairs....

ginniebean
04-23-13, 09:21 AM
Bolts stairwell door to protect abi. Wait for me! I got your back abi!

Abi
04-23-13, 10:09 AM
Can't contribute... drunk... wanna say offensive and crude things....

ginniebean
04-23-13, 10:18 AM
duct tape for abi, coming up!

Abi
04-23-13, 10:35 AM
Eghdejheut avhhguehddij gjud

ginniebean
04-23-13, 11:35 AM
for the love of mike! wouldn't you know it worked!

1Buster
04-24-13, 09:31 PM
VROOOSH!!! (<--sound)

1Buster seems to be the easiest target...aha, just a bit closer---

-*-an alive body of fire begins to gnaw on 1Buster's foot, working up his leg...feeding...-*-

Sooooo goood.

Ahhh, an elaborate set up just to sacrifice the poor soul who tried to save the day. Well played, BellaVita. At least you didn't have to wait long after my "R" post. ;)

Lunacie
04-25-13, 08:37 AM
Gosh! We're out of the elevator! I must have been hyperfocused on holding
my bladder and didn't realize we're out now. I've really-really gotta go!

midnightstar
04-25-13, 08:57 AM
Heck yeah we're out :)

Abi
04-25-13, 09:03 AM
I'm not impressed... the building is still burning and Bella-fire-monster thing just ate 1Buster.

midnightstar
04-25-13, 09:12 AM
Just a moment I'll save 1Buster *swoops back into building and rescues 1Buster*

Fuzzy12
04-25-13, 09:13 AM
King Kong was stuck in an elevator once... :)

Lunacie
04-25-13, 09:28 AM
Let's find the bathroom ... and the exit ... quick!!!

Hawutwut
04-26-13, 01:30 AM
My lord, what worked, is Abi at the dentist yet?

zoomman
05-02-13, 07:01 PM
Now, wait --- if we're out of the elevator, is this even the same game?

DizzyBee
07-03-13, 11:54 AM
Oh dearie, I'm still in the elevator.....

RobotInDisguise
07-03-13, 03:32 PM
Please, we're actually stuck in a virtual reality game and that elevator's only a part of it.

DizzyBee
07-03-13, 04:10 PM
Queer....I only found the elevator part of the game :o

RobotInDisguise
07-05-13, 11:31 AM
Right, because you have to break out of the elevator to get to the rest of the game.

midnightstar
07-05-13, 12:02 PM
Sorry I'm trapped with 1Buster :o