View Full Version : Romancipede AKA Make Up A Portmanteau Game


avjgirsijdhtjhs
05-13-13, 10:02 PM
A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words.

Example: centipede + romance = romancipede

The way you play, is you make a portmanteau out of the word given at the end of the previous post, and then post a word at the bottom of your post for the next poster to use to make a portmanteau.

euthanasia

dvdnvwls
05-13-13, 10:42 PM
euthanastrology - the stars determine the best day to die.

mutter

avjgirsijdhtjhs
05-15-13, 11:19 AM
muttalivation - A technique that dry mouth sufferers use to increase salivation and decrease dry mouth.

coincide

dvdnvwls
05-15-13, 07:07 PM
coincidentistry - an event in your life that also (surprisingly) causes your teeth problems to be repaired.

vegetable

avjgirsijdhtjhs
07-09-13, 01:10 PM
vegetabula rasa - A person that has emerged from a vegetative state with a "clean slate" mind.

subvert

Lunacie
07-09-13, 01:45 PM
subvertigo - dizziness experienced when inside a submarine


pyrotechnic

avjgirsijdhtjhs
01-26-14, 10:55 PM
pyrotechell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA

probiotic

ginniebean
01-26-14, 10:58 PM
Probiotichic

Someone you don't want to date.

Castelan

willow129
01-26-14, 11:23 PM
Castelocolate - chocolate castle (mm)

Massage

avjgirsijdhtjhs
01-27-14, 12:13 AM
massagenie - to summon a genie from a magic lamp

compost

someothertime
01-27-14, 12:55 AM
cimposter - they buried the wrong guy

attuned

ginniebean
01-27-14, 01:33 AM
Atunedeaf loss of interest in atunement.

Calligraphy

Baal Moom
01-27-14, 08:27 AM
Collography -- same thing, but in Colorado. I'm sorry, what? No, I didn't take the orange tablet today. Thank you, Green Goblin.

prophet

someothertime
01-27-14, 08:43 AM
prophetic-limb - When a body part miraculously signals impending events

rare

Lunacie
01-27-14, 01:05 PM
surrare - something so unusual it seems like a dream


style

ginniebean
01-27-14, 02:31 PM
styliptical -- dressing for success on the eliptical machine

Podium

someothertime
01-27-14, 02:36 PM
slumpodium - spent and nodding off on a friends shoulder

carriage

avjgirsijdhtjhs
01-28-14, 03:07 AM
carrionage - a sport in which participants try to rack up as much roadkill as possible using carriages

menace

someothertime
01-28-14, 05:58 AM
airymenace... - that which results when tradesmen wear loose shorts

scrabble

ginniebean
02-03-14, 12:25 AM
Scrabcakes... Creative word for when someothertime breaks the game.

Limp

Lunacie
02-03-14, 12:31 AM
Limpet - a sure sign you need to get to the vet's office right away.


Remote

dvdnvwls
02-03-14, 12:47 AM
Remötleycrüe - a tribute band that's hardly like them at all.

Curdled

someothertime
02-03-14, 05:42 AM
curdle-ay-eee-ewwww!.... for when your air guitar is broken and your milk is five days old

irony

Zephyranthes
02-03-14, 01:37 PM
Ironed-y: For when someone tries too hard to create irony in a work.

Burger

ginniebean
02-03-14, 01:48 PM
Burgerbils..The new white meat.

toothpick

dvdnvwls
02-03-14, 02:26 PM
bluetoothpick: small instrument for cleaning the crevices in mobile phones.

hyperactive

ginniebean
02-03-14, 02:38 PM
HyperNova-- adhd cleaning spree

Monkey

dvdnvwls
02-03-14, 04:55 PM
monkeywording: abusing the key-word function of a search engine in order to manipulate the results it will return.

rhythm

someothertime
02-14-14, 10:19 AM
arrhythmiaddic: seeker of ardrenofun

kind

avjgirsijdhtjhs
02-14-14, 10:24 AM
kindread - fear of gatherings involving relatives

cast

someothertime
02-15-14, 05:10 AM
spontanious-compostion: when multiple resonating tangential thoughts all of a sudden form a sentence many days past their used by date... which surprisingly, is most often the more relevant and workable products of the ol' tinkerer!

overt

Lunacie
02-15-14, 03:55 PM
tacovert = snatching the last taco just as someone else is reaching for it



remote

dvdnvwls
02-15-14, 06:12 PM
remotivator: a long-distance mechanism for making me want to do things.

volume

someothertime
02-16-14, 08:41 PM
vowelume (dysregulation): mumbling or over-emphasis of vowels... usually indicating timidness or condescension

love

Jordanna
02-20-14, 01:27 AM
tangelove - because they're so much cuter than oranges, and only a deranged clown could hate a tangelo.

http://newbeetle.org/forums/attachments/miscellaneous-hoo-ha-archive/16960d1152158527-clowns-hate-tangelos-img_0302.jpg

muppet

dvdnvwls
02-20-14, 02:34 AM
muppetechiae: tiny red spots under the skin of Kermit and Miss Piggy.

beeline

zannie
02-20-14, 04:26 AM
beetime: much meandering, buzzing and stopping at flowers (Add time sense)


banter

dvdnvwls
02-20-14, 04:54 AM
banterrarium: a place for iguanas to argue.

lightning

Jordanna
02-20-14, 05:40 AM
twilightning: the special bolts from the sky many of us wish would have fried to a crisp the vampiric heartthrob protagonists of that series before it became the inexplicable sensation that it did.

Jordanna
02-21-14, 12:26 AM
twilightning: the special bolts from the sky many of us wish would have fried to a crisp the vampiric heartthrob protagonists of that series before it became the inexplicable sensation that it did.

:doh::doh::doh:

dingbat

dvdnvwls
02-21-14, 01:08 AM
dingbattery: the power source for a small stupid portable bell

aspect

Jordanna
02-21-14, 01:50 AM
aspectre - haunting heinie :eek:

flamingo

dvdnvwls
02-21-14, 01:57 AM
flimflamingo: a big pink bird that plays sneaky tricks on you

lackadaisical

someothertime
02-21-14, 08:23 AM
daysyelackickle... self explanito ;)

rummage

Lunacie
02-21-14, 10:44 AM
humdrummage - jumble sale with nothing exciting


cricket

Jordanna
02-21-14, 11:12 AM
cricketamine - Oh, man, the insect rave scene is just getting wilder and wilder. Have you heard the crazy chirps those little dudes'll make when they're tweaking on Special K?!?!

*any excuse to play a song*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM5KXEzyFfo

macaroni

Baal Moom
02-21-14, 02:14 PM
sludgeroni -- environmentally friendly macaroni. 100% recycled sewage! Definitely edible!

sword

dvdnvwls
02-21-14, 03:33 PM
wordsword: the mental cutter/divider tool that Germans use when reading words like Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz.


manky

Jordanna
02-22-14, 03:08 AM
mankeister: One need only take a gander at some of the old-timers still working Hollywood Blvd. to witness this sad condition at its most rampant.
(Is that two buttmanteaus from me in two days:o?)

{dvd, that German word is just wonderful; I didn't know about it or its untimely demise - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/10095976/Germany-drops-its-longest-word-Rindfleischeti....html.}

badminton

dvdnvwls
02-22-14, 03:26 AM
badmintongue: rare sports injury caused by inhaling too sharply at the wrong moment. The sufferer's tongue and hard palate (in severe cases the soft palate is also involved) are scraped by a rounded piece of cork and subsequently has feathers stuck to it or embedded in it. Treatment is usually uncomplicated.

prune

Baal Moom
02-22-14, 05:43 AM
Prunoscopy. Because medical ethics dictate that sometimes your doctor must attach a tiny camera to a prune and shove in up your Netherlands.

apoplexy

dvdnvwls
02-22-14, 06:44 AM
ApoPlexiGlas® : Transparent composite product used for making display cases to exhibit people who are in a terrible crisis.

wagon

someothertime
02-22-14, 09:51 AM
wagonbeef - a meat served in some countries that is a delicacy!

broker

Jordanna
02-22-14, 09:40 PM
brocurves - Some guys who haven't been hitting the gym call them love handles, but the more euphemisms the better:).

linoleum

dvdnvwls
02-22-14, 11:43 PM
linoleumbrella: a fake patio umbrella kept indoors just for looks.

mumble

Jordanna
02-23-14, 12:00 AM
optimumble - A key component of your passive-aggresive arsenal. That perfectly indistinct utterance that allows you to say something disparaging about the person with whom you're having a conversation, which really must be said aloud, but which you don't really intend for that person to be quite sure what you've said. When questioned about said optimumble ("What's that?"), the typical response is, "Oh, nothing", or "Nevermind."

trampoline

Lunacie
02-23-14, 12:27 AM
trampolinear - jumping up and down in the same spot



tweezer

Anastasia
02-23-14, 12:31 AM
Tweezerwheezer- It has two uses.


Excite

Lunacie
02-23-14, 11:01 AM
Timexcite - a watch with alarms that can only be set for really fun stuff.


gutter

someothertime
02-23-14, 09:11 PM
guttered: feelings of hurt when you overhear criticism

shunt