View Full Version : Build a Limerick

05-17-13, 07:36 PM
The idea is to write a limerick, one line at a time. The person who finishes it starts another. Either add a line or modify the one posted. Next poster has a choice of which to build onto.

I'll start:

"A hyper young lady named June..."

05-17-13, 09:53 PM
was almost ready to bloom. . .

05-18-13, 12:00 PM
was almost ready to bloom. . .

"When she opened the bra"

05-18-13, 08:51 PM
"At the Lily Leaf Spa"

05-19-13, 11:02 AM
A hyper young lady named June,
Was almost ready to bloom.
When she opened her bra,
At the Lily-Leaf Spa,
She stunned all the men in the room.

(Limericks typically have a hint of raciness; most aren't politically correct)

If you think that was bad, contribute to this:

"An underachiever from Ghent"

05-23-13, 07:06 PM
could never muster the money for rent,

05-24-13, 04:28 AM
So to make a few francs,

05-25-13, 10:58 AM
he offered to sell spanks,