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argentvortex
07-26-13, 05:40 PM
Boxes full of balloons lost by children with dragons that fly high into the dry sky! OH MY! Speaking of unicorns and stuff, nothing goes better with the sun days of maydays than the envelope of fear and gruesome monkey claws and teeth and other star wars references that never seem to give me a phone call even though they are always in the city. WHAT'S THAT!?

I think alligators are soothing because they spike footballs considerately. That's what my momma always said and I still have no idea what it means. JUNGLE BABIES! Hey, what's another word for fish taco? COUGAR KNIGHT!


:lol: Now you try.

Traveler5
07-26-13, 06:39 PM
Boxes full of balloons lost by children with dragons that fly high into the dry sky! OH MY! Speaking of unicorns and stuff, nothing goes better with the sun days of maydays than the envelope of fear and gruesome monkey claws and teeth and other star wars references that never seem to give me a phone call even though they are always in the city. WHAT'S THAT!?

I think alligators are soothing because they spike footballs considerately. That's what my momma always said and I still have no idea what it means. JUNGLE BABIES! Hey, what's another word for fish taco? COUGAR KNIGHT!


:lol: Now you try.

:scratch: Try what??

You lost me way back there by the street corner where a snotty-nosed little brat named Johnny was standing on the cracked sidewalk licking his dripping bubblegum flavored ice cream cone while watching an extra-large man with an extra-large bumcrack bend over to fix a flat tire on his rust-corroded 1964 Dodge Dart that he bought used 6 months prior for what he thought was a steal of a deal but actually paid 6 times too much for a clunky-car that doesn't even have car jack because the original car owner named Jack took it out 6 months ago to lift the corner of his bed that was missing its leg because his snotty-nosed son named Johnny jumped on the bed in a tantrum fit because his father wouldn't buy him a bubblegum flavored ice cream cone.

That's where you lost me. Back there.

ValliGirl2012
07-27-13, 04:50 AM
Hahahahahahahahaha

BellaVita
07-27-13, 05:51 AM
Random Nonsense.

Lunacie
07-27-13, 11:51 AM
To Make Deconstructed Lemon Tarts

Take about 19 or 37 lemons, depending on if you can get that many.
Dice very small, and then dice again to make minced lemons.

Place in a coffeepot and cook for 8 hours,
stirring every quarter hour with a meat fork.

Pour into a pie dish and add a little shredded cannabis, some poppy juice
to taste, and 19 or 37 sugar cubes, depending on how sweet you like it.

Stir vigorously with a paint brush until sugar discombulates completely.

Pour into a used gallon pickle jar and add clarified crumpettive sauce to top of jar.

Place in a sunny window, preferably a sky light, and let sit until it starts to
bubble, usually in about 19 to 37 days, when it will be ready to use.

Buy 3 packages of pufferbill pastry and working quickly, cut into squares
about the size of a handkerchief, or a bandana if you like your tarts larger.

Place one scant flowerpotfull of lemon filling on each pufferbill square, fold
into a triangle with the points pulled together and sealed with Elmer's glue.

Put finished tarts on roofing shingles sprayed with nonstick spray and
dusted with cayenne pepper and place in the bathtub overnight.

Bake at 19 degrees for 37 minutes. If the first batch is underdone, bake
the second batch at 37 degrees for 19 minutes.

midnightstar
07-27-13, 04:20 PM
To make a random nonsense pie:

First get some pastry and line it into an elephant's swimming trunk

Second catch your random and mix it in with your nonsense and your giraffe's bedtime story.

Put it in the oven and bake until you see the elephant coming over asking if it can go swimming.

Run and hide behind your large puddle of apple milkshake.

whattheheckyall
08-28-13, 03:36 AM
There was a sharp woods once upon a time. and that was all. forever click please. have you seen that movie click? daniel. hahaha ok. lmao. what the heck saw my screen name this is getting annoying i'm annoying my self my self confidence ooh noo. whatever pull it together. how did i get stuck on this thread my boss loves me THANK GOD ok

Daydreamin22
09-05-13, 01:46 AM
It was like all the way up the tower and I put my hair down so Romeo could climb up. I was like Romeo what the hell are you doing? where did you come from I thought you were eating with your parents. No, the slipper wasn't mine and I swear it was just fruit juice, it was never poison. It's not over. It still isn't over. If you're a bird, I'm a bird.

Blanched Dubois
09-05-13, 01:48 AM
happylappyslappy i ain't too proud to ***** my momma hates me and i ain't a jivin' too and if you axe me why i'll tell ya i don't know but maybe it's cus i always peed in her fuzzy slippers blaming the cat we didn't ever have???

Daydreamin22
09-05-13, 02:15 AM
ok well my cat was fat because everytime i heard her meow at night i went to feed the dog but his collar was red and the lunar landing. no arnold shwartzeneger! that's the kidergarten way! twerkin out. Amanda bynes blue wig. poor gal, no the first time we talked it was for four hours. i don't care for the way he chews but hes really smart no offence kitty cat the lion. asland.

Blanched Dubois
09-05-13, 02:16 AM
ok well my cat was fat because everytime i heard her meow at night i went to feed the dog but his collar was red and the lunar landing. no arnold shwartzeneger! that's the kidergarten way! twerkin out. Amanda bynes blue wig. poor gal, no the first time we talked it was for four hours. i don't care for the way he chose but hes really smart no offence kitty cat the lion. asland.

lol!:yes:

Daydreamin22
09-05-13, 08:04 AM
Look at that big ole bunny over there. He's so large. Ok, twerkin out again, but this time there's no way. Yea I held the vase, it's under my desk what you gonna do about it. Will smith and poor daughter. What the heck was that hair video. No offense actually I think it's really cute but will she be embarrased when she gets older? Mountain dew! blue and white china. bulldogs. haha, k. that's a rose pillow. good morning! Coffee.

TygerSan
09-05-13, 08:44 AM
He nudged it and a cow bounced out.

PastelDreams
09-05-13, 09:32 AM
To the tigers dismay, the walrus never seems to quite like the surgeon in the room when they make love.

Daydreamin22
09-05-13, 06:14 PM
Ok, your life just started. Molly Ringwald's in it. Home alone. Independence Day.

TygerSan
09-05-13, 08:00 PM
Come on go home. Away no go! Soaped radio. Longhorn sheep are livewires.

Daydreamin22
09-05-13, 08:18 PM
twilight zone fake tan bed strapless bra tan girl tatoo bunny rabbit coconut fake teach whiteness MOM? cinnamon toast. k <3333xoxoxo twilight? jawwww.

TygerSan
09-05-13, 09:30 PM
How he died, not so common a winding day as after we have played.

Daydreamin22
09-05-13, 10:27 PM
Monsters vampires and ken dolls

Daydreamin22
09-06-13, 10:37 AM
Soda ouch blind sky diving I ain't never scared sister blue china twall quack really? Thumbs up Facebook dislike nuggets gold necklace babysitter Linda Blair

Daydreamin22
09-06-13, 03:54 PM
1 2 3 it's easy as you and me wait and see shouldn't be on here just me so nonsensical w thread please play with me come fly with me fly me to the moon frank Sinatra I love Lucy Ricky! Red lipstick black and white screen

Daydreamin22
09-07-13, 08:59 PM
look at you hornet.

Daydreamin22
09-07-13, 10:23 PM
hahahahaha ok that's not even funyy rollingontflmao

dvdnvwls
09-07-13, 11:34 PM
Flagrant disrepair for the mounds of blinking paladins, having no bearing on the wheels (or the compass). Beside the still waters. Or the still whiskys.

Daydreamin22
09-07-13, 11:39 PM
appalachian children 20/20 vision and the tv show rapist yea that was on tv like already can't say anything after that.

dvdnvwls
09-08-13, 12:34 AM
But before! O, Before, thou most forlorn verloren for Lorne! Lore of the lord or lord of the lore, lowered to how a tough trough through dough goes slowly over our hour of power in the shower, cowering before Before!

Daydreamin22
09-08-13, 12:36 AM
lolol

Daydreamin22
09-08-13, 12:36 AM
oh lamentable day!! your dagger is in your boot and i'm juliet pink dress got to keep it kyle gilbert pumpkin hhhoooooottttt summer tanning with your tatooowhen kyle gilbert played roooomeeeoooo

dvdnvwls
09-08-13, 12:55 AM
He did?

dvdnvwls
09-08-13, 01:04 AM
I'm afraid I don't have a sgian-dubh - or even a sgian-dobhnt. Stolen by a bootlegger, I presume.

dvdnvwls
09-08-13, 01:10 AM
Surely surly Shirley, Cyril, and Charlie chair chats and chants churlishly. Chilled chili in Chili* and Chile feels fearsomely fulsomely full.


*the place in Indiana, pronounced Chye Lye

Daydreamin22
09-08-13, 01:13 AM
come hang out on the come on in thread

Daydreamin22
09-08-13, 01:13 AM
tickle tackle pimp pumpkin look at redlight district nasty I like rap and eminem and ballarinas daniel can't say her name because she's just i'm ok i'll comma

dvdnvwls
09-08-13, 01:25 AM
, , , , , chameleon

BellaVita
09-08-13, 01:27 AM
I whipped a ninnigan nannigan socked a polygon yalligon woooohoooo!

Daydreamin22
09-08-13, 01:27 AM
kahama bahama come on pretty mama there's a bug a bug to hawaii let's play some mussiic jock jams!!!!! and look at him go and look at him go

Daydreamin22
09-08-13, 01:28 AM
No there's definitely no bug there are you serious? yea it flew onto my screen. Ok well your dog didn't see it. Yes he did. Amanda bynes is schizophrenic have you seen her? That's all I said.

dvdnvwls
09-08-13, 02:17 AM
entelechy -> telephony -> eletelephony

dvdnvwls
09-08-13, 02:18 AM
( -> Laura Richards...)

BellaVita
09-08-13, 02:19 AM
entelechy -> telephony -> eletelephony

Hey this looks like it could become a game! :)

dvdnvwls
09-08-13, 02:34 AM
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant.

No! No. I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone

...

[look it up] :)

Daydreamin22
09-08-13, 02:40 AM
there once was a little christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
christine has a little kitty pus
and her dad likes to show off

dvdnvwls
09-08-13, 03:05 AM
We wish you a meretricious and a happy new year.

Daydreamin22
09-08-13, 03:36 AM
metric roads in europe. ok, so whatever clueless you said Peter rabbit where are you anyway under your bed locked in your room bc your dad was on the wing of the plain and the rescue team got him onto the boat

Daydreamin22
09-08-13, 07:20 PM
That plug didn't even work. Tina where are you?

Daydreamin22
09-30-13, 05:00 PM
Alright, bumble, quit flying up to the light.

jwtf64
10-01-13, 10:51 PM
My purple painted ants were wearing pink pants with pretty people prints.

Daydreamin22
10-01-13, 11:13 PM
The japanese hornet flew into my window and up to the light where it skyped with the others.

Baal Moom
10-04-13, 07:27 AM
Socrates screamed: "Seduce Sophocles!"

jwtf64
10-21-13, 10:41 PM
Mickey Mouse lives in a cheese shaped house.

jwtf64
10-21-13, 11:20 PM
My funky yellow monkey rides a black and red striped donkey in Vapeville puffing an ecig.

Daydreamin22
11-02-13, 07:17 PM
Chicken of the sea

dvdnvwls
11-02-13, 08:42 PM
I've decided to join Cartographers Without Borders.

Daydreamin22
11-03-13, 01:21 AM
Go find it. It's pink.

DelStan
11-03-13, 02:23 AM
There's a polar bear in the corner of my room that has a horrible cheddar cheese addiction.

dvdnvwls
11-03-13, 02:50 AM
Help your bear with this:

x = r cos φ
y = r sin φ

(Cartesian bears have more fun.)

dvdnvwls
11-03-13, 06:14 AM
If you get it with mustard, then it won't lock properly. Not that that has anything to do with agitated minnows - it's just kind of gratuitous violence is the kind you pay 15% extra for a' that an' a' that. An' a man's a man for no good reason.

Baal Moom
11-04-13, 11:56 AM
Shocking truth: Gandalf is a lesbian.

Daydreamin22
11-16-13, 02:05 AM
Colonel, can I go to my locker? I left my Algebra book in 4th grade and want to get my fruit by the foot before adult swim is over.

dvdnvwls
11-16-13, 02:59 AM
Bake like nobody's watching; confuse the hll out of your mistakes before the cows come home; remain calm until you figure out where your pants have eyes.

Daydreamin22
11-16-13, 03:10 AM
Tarzan Tarzan she's our girl.

dvdnvwls
11-16-13, 03:18 AM
... if she can't do it, why would anyone walk like that?

Daydreamin22
11-16-13, 04:01 AM
Because they're Indians! It's all about the feathers.

dvdnvwls
11-16-13, 05:13 AM
They're not really Indians - they're from Bhutan. Though I'm sure feathers are popular in Bhutan as well.

SB_UK
11-16-13, 06:06 AM
The rain in Spain falls mainly on my brain when the droptop's up.

Baal Moom
11-18-13, 08:55 AM
Sardines believe in chess.

SB_UK
11-18-13, 04:27 PM
He shook himself up and down like a snow globe in a flurry of excitement.

dvdnvwls
11-18-13, 04:27 PM
Revealing biscuits.

SB_UK
11-18-13, 04:30 PM
I believe pigs can fly,
I believe they can touch the sky.
I think about it every night and day.
Spread their wings and fly away.

Ahhhhhh

Nicksgonefishin
11-18-13, 04:55 PM
I'm going to make it rain in here! I'll bring the snow storm!

Daydreamin22
11-18-13, 05:24 PM
persevering through the garden.

Asylum
11-19-13, 09:11 AM
I've discovered brownies!

dvdnvwls
11-19-13, 02:33 PM
Coconut oil is an evolutionary process. And those little red peppers don't help either.

Corina86
11-19-13, 05:12 PM
I don't know what to say
Sha la la la la
But I'll sing it anyway
SHAAA LA LAH lah

Asylum
11-20-13, 04:50 AM
I don't know what to say
Sha la la la la
But I'll sing it anyway
SHAAA LA LAH lah

. . . I was listening to Deborah Conway . . .

Fuzzy12
11-20-13, 05:23 AM
I love typing. Sometimes I just type random nonsense just because I like the process of typing so much. It's a bit like a game where I try to type as fast as possible. This means of course that there is no thinking time. Thinking slows me down. My fingers are quicker than my thoughts. Now, I've run out of thoughts so my typing has slowed down. How annoying.

I type with 8 fingers. I'm pretty proud of that. I don't need to look at the keyboard. Actually I don't even have to look at the screen. It's a bit like playing the piano, except that it doesn't sound nice. Well, it might sound nice to some people. For me, it doesn't invoke any particular emotion except the feeling that I'm so cool because I can type pretty fast. :)

Baal Moom
11-20-13, 06:14 AM
Pardon me, I believe there's a creature in your eye.

dvdnvwls
11-20-13, 06:56 AM
If power corrupts, then that guy with the 400-horsepower engine in his truck is one really messed-up dude.

SB_UK
11-20-13, 03:30 PM
baby baby baby ooo
You love me, I love you,
Dooby dooby dooby doo
flibby flobby

toodle looo !

Baal Moom
11-22-13, 10:28 PM
"Sayonara!!" said the Purple pumpkin. But David Caruso will not abide by such a breach of etiquete. Therefore all lampposts will be axe murderers from now on. Banzai!

All flesh is ashes, all ashes are David Caruso. Amen.

dvdnvwls
11-23-13, 12:38 AM
All flesh is grass; grass is green; ham is flesh; therefore Dr. Seuss was right about Green Eggs & Ham. Well, the ham part anyway. I would not eat them in a box; I would not eat them with a fox. I do not like that Sam I Am.

And what do axe murderers do with all the dead axes?

Corina86
11-23-13, 05:21 AM
baby baby baby ooo
You love me, I love you,
Dooby dooby dooby doo
flibby flobby

toodle looo !

You just sounded like Justin Bieber :p

someothertime
11-23-13, 05:34 AM
Rabbid ranchers ruffle roaches raggedly ranting righteous rigorall

Daydreamin22
11-25-13, 04:15 AM
No I never!

dvdnvwls
11-25-13, 12:18 PM
Gives us ample time to stow the biscuits in the nether vapor.

Daydreamin22
11-25-13, 02:07 PM
...and I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more, just to be the girl who brings you fruit of the month and leaves it at your door. Dadada, gallup.

dvdnvwls
11-25-13, 02:11 PM
I already met the fruit of the month. He was cute I guess, if you're into that sort of thing, but I didn't feel any need to proclaim. He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

Daydreamin22
11-25-13, 02:30 PM
Hey, I came a little late, but I'm not dressed like a clown and I'm feeling pretty good about that.

dvdnvwls
11-25-13, 02:35 PM
You're lucky. I tend to come early, and I always forget and wear the clown shoes, even when I leave off the rest of the suit.

Daydreamin22
11-25-13, 06:05 PM
The nose is just bonkers by itself

Baal Moom
11-25-13, 06:24 PM
David Icke is right.

Daydreamin22
11-25-13, 07:03 PM
Sometimes I love my family so much it hurts.

Daydreamin22
11-26-13, 05:28 AM
Oops wrong thread in my post above.

But here's some nonsense..
You're luck that your wings are bleh,

someothertime
11-26-13, 05:48 AM
Babblin when dabblin is scrabblin's not happnin

Daydreamin22
11-26-13, 08:27 AM
Scrambled eggs from Biscuit World along with a poached egg and eggs Benedict. Also an spiked eggnog. Going to the beach today. Gotta have my omelette as well.

dvdnvwls
11-26-13, 12:41 PM
Do you remember the Great Beach Omelette of '75?

Baal Moom
11-26-13, 05:08 PM
Do you remember the Great Beach Omelette of '75?

Sure. My grandmother killed the eggwhites herself with her shotgun.

Daydreamin22
11-26-13, 07:09 PM
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow, I can see clearly now the rain is gone. I can see all the animals to by two. Look at the rainbow now and feel the beat shorty.

Daydreamin22
11-27-13, 04:13 PM
I wish I could get back there, someplace back there, smilin' at the pictures you would take.

Daydreamin22
11-27-13, 04:15 PM
Lucy in the sky with diamonds









You're welcome, my pleasure.

dvdnvwls
11-28-13, 05:50 AM
Shuffling boulders takes remarkable courage.

Fat people eat accumulates.

Baal Moom
11-28-13, 09:08 PM
Fragrant cradinals invigorate Catholicism. Chief Sefardi Rabbi of Israel approves.

Daydreamin22
11-29-13, 06:39 PM
Hey frozen COMPUTER! Take THIS!! *knocks all the books off book shelf* *

Baal Moom
12-04-13, 04:34 AM
Indeed I enjoy Krav Maga. Very tasty.

Daydreamin22
12-09-13, 06:14 PM
No misery comes from a toast with a beat.

dvdnvwls
12-09-13, 06:17 PM
When the bugler loses his pants, everyone approves.

Daydreamin22
12-09-13, 06:19 PM
Fork through the night for the wondrous tree.

Baal Moom
12-10-13, 07:28 PM
Leon Hardcore Da Vinci.

Imagine him wearing a battered leather jacket and sporting a crazy afro, riding a flying motorcycle of his own design and painting da naked ladies exclusively. He also brews the most potent and versatile drugs in town and teaches engineering at college -- They don't call him "polymath" for nothing, you know. Played by Samuel L. Jackson.

Daydreamin22
12-13-13, 01:27 AM
Their shall the hoola hoop afloat barbie bin IV

SB_UK
12-13-13, 02:37 PM
Belly flat-u-lent Winter explosion.

SB_UK
12-13-13, 02:39 PM
You just sounded like Justin Bieber :p
Bieber beeble blather blehhhhh!!!

I think you'll find we've chopped up Bieber into lots of little pieces
and're preparing a special treat for all the pre-pubescents out there.

Bieber beeble blather blehhhhh!!!

SB_UK
12-13-13, 02:47 PM
Sometimes I love my family so much it hurts.
I've taught my kids to use this on their mother.

'mummy, I love you so much my bottom hurts'

Now it is most interesting watching her attempt to react appropriately.

Yes, life is that boring whilst the innately repressive regime of money blights Planck space.

SB_UK
12-13-13, 02:52 PM
Bieber beeble blather blehhhhh!!!

I think you'll find we've chopped up Bieber into lots of little pieces
and're preparing a special treat for all the pre-pubescents out there.

Bieber beeble blather blehhhhh!!!

please let me get epididymis*

* The plural of epidemiologist.

Daydreamin22
12-13-13, 09:13 PM
Cops pulled the Pterodactyl over and holy hell was it insulted.

Tulip7171
12-13-13, 10:19 PM
Knit 1, yarn forward, slip 1, yarn back, knit 1, yarn forward, slip 1, yarn back...

Daydreamin22
12-13-13, 10:23 PM
Like where did that girl find the locks?

stef
12-14-13, 04:59 AM
bazinga!

SB_UK
12-14-13, 12:01 PM
The square root of herb is dependent on pot.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 12:15 PM
If I'm really fast I can dodge the rain.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 12:20 PM
The geneticist's cat lived what can only be described as a dog's life.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 12:22 PM
Why do birds sudddenly appear every time egg shells are near ?

SB_UK
12-14-13, 12:23 PM
He was good, which is really saying a lot.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 12:25 PM
Pinch of salt brings life sentence to casino chip shop felons.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 12:29 PM
Tortured souls - free admission upon proof of malaise.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 12:30 PM
Kumquats are not the only fruit.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 12:59 PM
Despite vehement applause, nobody in the audience had even the slightest clue what the bloke at the front had been on about for the last hour.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 02:01 PM
He so desired originality, but found that whenever he tried, all the words he wished to use, had already been taken.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 02:09 PM
We kneaded dough, but just not hard enough. We watched askance as it trickled through our fingers onto the floor - below. No bread No fed.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 02:21 PM
Healthy reduction in basket cases promised in our New Year Sale - but be quick, when they're gone they're out of here.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 02:37 PM
He deep down realised that genteel society was a smoke screen for what all people did, and that was call other people names. He resolved to de-nounce mankind and to be exclusively verbose about it.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 02:47 PM
His new year resolution went from cloudy to crystal clear, after an uncharacteristic bout of hot headedness.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 02:50 PM
Jimmy was bored with his drill.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 02:58 PM
Boson the clown initiated proceedings with Fermion drawing them to an end.
"You've been a great audience, come back tomorrow for more of the same."

Remedial religion for skeptical scientists.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 04:54 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1302011/
"The following movie preview has been approved for appropriate audiences"

Will inappropriate audiences please close their eyes, put their fingers in their ears and emit a loud 'lala' noise.

Daydreamin22
12-14-13, 05:20 PM
blue fire lord Paul my trike


?

SB_UK
12-14-13, 05:34 PM
Darwin's half-hearted first effort.
frogs spawn prawns

SB_UK
12-14-13, 05:38 PM
Ptolemy the pterodactyl loved nothing more than a quiet P.
He was a pterodactyl of simple pleasures.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 05:44 PM
zumba - the site of many a poor dancer's indiscretion.

zumdrink invariably involved.

SB_UK
12-14-13, 05:45 PM
Ming the Merciless flashed Gordon.

Zarkovvvv !

Daydreamin22
12-14-13, 05:50 PM
Look forever in the sky. A firefly. Not down south or in Paris… or do they have clementines in Paris?

Daydreamin22
12-14-13, 06:10 PM
yea T-rex, go! You got this. Fight that meteor. They did it in Russia. Did you guys see the northern lights?

Daydreamin22
12-14-13, 06:11 PM
H’okay, this is the earth… round... dang that is a sweet earth you might say. Fire ze missiles. But I’m le tired...

Daydreamin22
12-15-13, 12:21 AM
There are FAR to many eggwhites. Super.

janiew
12-15-13, 12:52 AM
Blah, blah, blah... WTF

Daydreamin22
12-15-13, 03:30 AM
My friends and I tried out for American Idol and after David sang the judge said to us, “you better stick around… ‘cause this wheel ain’t broken."

SB_UK
12-15-13, 06:07 AM
Menage a trois - Holy doggone cat flaps Batman !

SB_UK
12-15-13, 06:10 AM
Jimmy was bored with his drill.

Some time later that day.

The boredom's killing me.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 06:11 AM
Fallowpian tubes given a well earned breather; put your feet up honey.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 06:12 AM
Fellowpian tubes put out to tender; I won't be needing these any more love.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 06:14 AM
Prawns spawn fawn.
By lunchtime Darwin was beginning to get it.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 06:20 AM
American idle - if only they knew !

SB_UK
12-15-13, 06:35 AM
God is grate.
The atheist's motto adopted by religious communties the world around.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 06:36 AM
Santa Claus is laughing *at* you.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 07:09 AM
ho ho ho

Santa Claus didn't really get feminism.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 07:10 AM
Say something good about Santa Claus.

He has proven an outstanding coke pusher.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 07:12 AM
So many ways of showing your love, but to date, no-one has seen it.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 07:16 AM
The art critic valuation involved reading the price scrawled on the back.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 07:19 AM
Say Random Nonsense.

The world is a better place for lawyer/politician/bureaucrats.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 07:21 AM
Jimmy Choo's blocked from a fibre-rich diet; nurse hand me your right stiletto.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 07:24 AM
The calculating criminal wove an intricate yarn, which the canny detective systematically unpicked, one strand at a time.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 07:26 AM
Do pot plants grow potties ?

SB_UK
12-15-13, 07:28 AM
Woody the Woodpecker's coccyx.:(

SB_UK
12-15-13, 07:55 AM
He packed a punch and his favourite pair of underpants.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 07:56 AM
J.C. like nothing more than mugging innocent bystanders on his day off.

(GTA V promo material)

SB_UK
12-15-13, 07:57 AM
Astronomers are superficial and space is like just so vacuous.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 07:59 AM
The University awarded their failing academics a chair in the parking lot.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 08:00 AM
A pogrom sounds much more fun than it is.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 08:02 AM
We've all heard of romcoms - but have we ever seen a comrom ?

-- J.Edgar Hoover anti-Soviet propaganda

SB_UK
12-15-13, 08:05 AM
He tabled a motion much to the disgust of his fellow attendees.

SB_UK
12-15-13, 08:12 AM
Where can I find an online encyclopedia on wicked Wiccans throughout history ?

psychopathetic
12-15-13, 10:28 AM
The first time I saw the fish who himself was blowing bubbles was the last time I ran up that tree off yonder.

Daydreamin22
12-20-13, 04:39 PM
Aint no rain when he sees her doin the electric slide.

Daydreamin22
12-21-13, 11:53 PM
Stop trying to treat music like a tennis shoe, something to be worn.

Daydreamin22
02-25-14, 02:35 PM
Ok, who let the sheep out. Central Park, inc. is this a problem? Who knows anything about the Black sheep? Oh well I'm going to call the police and take a nap and keep my phone off the hook accidentally. Okay.. Who hooked the sheep onto a carriage. Announce it over the loud speaker at fao Schwartz. Breakfast at Tiffany's that's one thing we've got. Oh wow... what a novel song lyric. Nice to think about. Do moms at the pool subconsciously block out rap lyrics? Yes, they must. Kids don't know what they mean... Until they're young adults. For me anyway. Chicka cherry cola. Mmmm bop!! Dip dop. Me:just a bunch of girls having fun. (Watching video) brother: actually those are boys. Me: cool just a bunch of guys having fun. Mmm bop long hair nineties. Tragedy... :/ '99 wow. Older brother in a band. Record deal. Mom said he's dissapointed bc hair too frizzy to grow it long. #nineties probs.

My nephew does not like sports shapes. I was like Gummy vitamins? No sports shapes! Spaghettios. I used to love those when I was little, but they sort of taste bland now.

Old people.

Daydreamin22
02-25-14, 03:35 PM
Where can I find an online encyclopedia on wicked Wiccans throughout history ?

Definitely in the Barbie section.


Don't be tricked into thinking it's the green witch one. People know but don't do anything about it. So whoever gets it has to suck it up and quit whining. Should have known better than to pick Malibu Barbie. She's really jezebel. It's evil!

Asylum
02-26-14, 08:41 AM
Should have known better than to pick Malibu Barbie. She's really jezebel. It's evil!

Proof that we live in a kentriarchal society - for shame.

sulfurousIo_4
02-28-14, 07:48 PM
Goodness gracious, I am pasta - but the Jaffa Cake isn't marbled. "Still," said Fred, "Thanet is a place on Earth."

sulfurousIo_4
03-08-14, 04:18 AM
Sullen is the shrub in the pot on the bed.
Death comes, but only when the weevil blinks.
Fortuitous is the cog!

phantasm
03-08-14, 12:34 PM
I now call my tuxedo cat Oreo. Her name was Boots. Do you think that's confusing for her? :scratch:

HADDaball
03-13-14, 05:00 AM
walking in a straight line

HADDaball
03-13-14, 05:02 AM
waking up strong in the morning...

avjgirsijdhtjhs
03-14-14, 09:53 PM
"If you want to protect yourself, get a double barrel shotgun... ...You don't need an AR-15. It's harder to aim. It's harder to use". http://oi61.tinypic.com/20puj3p.jpg

eclectic beagle
03-15-14, 05:46 PM
non-lexical vocables or whateva!

Daydreamin22
08-24-14, 08:32 PM
Beautiful electric raspberry sunset

Abi
08-25-14, 02:18 AM
"Random nonsense"

Daydreamin22
08-30-14, 12:55 AM
Squares to the peg

eclectic beagle
08-30-14, 01:02 AM
Hebephrenic bloom.

Eaaqas
08-30-14, 01:46 AM
I freaking love to blink a blumshmit vegetable.

Daydreamin22
08-30-14, 07:56 AM
Leggo my waffle

stef
08-30-14, 10:35 AM
bazinga! (heh it's been a while but I've been catching up on big bang theory...)

InvitroCanibal
12-08-14, 02:10 PM
Adult preapproved kid safe stricnine laced, 99 percent medicine 1 percent poison, now comes with a happy meal and a dental plan, a coloring book to color your favorite gun, lets have some fun as we pick and choose which truths reach our tongue. Out of the mouths of fools comes a pyramid we can all rest upon. Nothing beats fun like being diabetic, sick on the cancer of welfare and enabled by the human condition. Get on board and get on. This isnt a hostage negotiation. It's politics with a gun

Wowwowwow
12-08-14, 03:05 PM
My father had a Stanley hammer...

HADDaball
02-18-15, 07:16 AM
scata moosh scata moosh..

can you do the fandango?

eclectic beagle
02-18-15, 08:55 PM
Apathy is a hole that keeps on sucking.

Wrenchman
02-18-15, 09:07 PM
For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo-encabulator.

Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it's produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.

The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the "up" end of the grammeters.

The turbo-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration