I'm the driver of a tour bus !!..... !!! Yahoo a trip !!!!......

I'm picking up only ADDers....

I'll start, everyone add to it :


The bus will not be leaving at any special time.....So ADDers don't have to remember what time to get there ;)




Next stop?..............

The next stop is (oh my....um) the ADD BOOK AND TAPE STORE....a FREE store......anyone with ADD (no proof needed) can get any book they wish or any tape they wish on any topic they wish on ADD......FOR FREE.....the only stipulation is they must share the books/tapes when they are done:)

One book everyone must get is "ADD Friendly Ways to Organize Your Life" and then contribute to Cobweb's thread here.....:)

Next stop?...................

Next stop, LOL??? I'm still trying to find the bus in the parking lot, lol.

I thought the bus came right to our houses.

LOL, I'm still looking at the book and tape store. I thought we parked the bus right over there!:D ;)

scratch that....The Bus Driver comes right to the bookstore to get each of us...lol

Cool! I am feel much better now, I am not lost!:D Ok, so where are we headed next?:D All I know is we cannot get there fast enough!:cool:

Okay. we're going to get ice-cream at the best ice-cream parlor in town...Paula knows where it is....any flavor we want, they have them all....mix-ins too...low fat is okay too....Bring your books in with you if you want from the bookstore and we'll read and eat if you want....Paula's treat!

Okay, next stop???

OMG !!!!!!!!!

I forgot my money !!!!!

Who has money..... quick ?............







OMG!!!....OMG!!!!....OMG !!!!

Never mind I found it ............

We don't need any money in "ADD Land"

Nope, no $$$ needed. In fact the ice-cream parlor pays US to eat their ice-cream. We just have to act excited about doing so and look as though we're REALLY enjoying the ice-cream as other regular paying customers come into the parlor.

Wait for me , I want to get on the bus.

I don't know where were going and I really don't care as I am the only male on the bus with 4 good looking females

And we are all ADDers

...hmmm is this a diesel? Oh yes, look at the black smoke coming out of the exhaust - diesel for sure. Black smoke is stinky and carcinogenic, they should be using biodiesel - fewer particulates and smells like french fries! Whay aren't they using biodiesel? No supply? Well if they demonstrated an interest someone would do it. Maybe, they don't know they can use biodiesel...someone shoulde write a proposal and organise the local farmers (which seem to be unable to make money anyway)to plant more canola or even better hemp (i hear it has higher oil yields per unit of land). But hemp growing is illegal...ok then canola. Hmm I'm starved, can't wait to get home and make a nice sandwich out of those fresh buns. Speaking of buns - check out the ladies on this bus - I wonder if they're married? Hmm no ring on that cutie - but I'm married! Oh I wouldn't do anything...but I'm sure she'd be flattered if flirted with her. I bet it would make her day! Although, what would you do if she flirted back!? Or worse still, gave you her number...all that temptation...oh thank God! My stop.

They there, what's your name (the bus driver says with a wink)....lol... ; )

Why?... that's an interesting name....

Do you know what that other guy's name is?....

Did you say Garry?......

And what did you say your name was again? ....

Where you from?..... Oh your from Canada ! My family is from Canada.....

I'm sorry what did you say your name was again?.....

OK...... Who wants to stop at the Zoo ? ....

I'm sorry, I forgot I told you all we'd stop at the, the, the....does anyone remember the name of that place again?...

I'll bet this cute dude remembers, I'm sorry what's your name again?......

Well, thanks Garry for finally writing on this thread and getting us out of the ice-cream parlor...we were there for a week! July 30-August 6....I was getting cold in there! And fat eating all that ice-cream....

Hey bus driver who's winking: THeir names are Garry and Why.

Hey "Why" -- are you called "Why" because you ask a lot of questions?????? I think that's cool....

Anyway, busdriver Paula, if we go to the zoo, I suggest we drive to San Diego and go to the San Diego Zoo, one of the best in the world, okay??:)

I had to get us out of the ice cream parlor as I cant afford to eat free ice cream

the weight I'd gain would cost me 3 times the amount of the ice cream to get it off.

Hey driver

where are we going

Agree Garry...we've all had enough ice-cream....okay Paula Driver, where to? I say San Diego Zoo OR Franklin Park Zoo....but I'm flexible....Do you have any other suggestions????

How about the Toronto Zoo

your dollar is worth $1.50 in Canadian dollars so you would have more money to spend

San Diego Zoo....Too hot

Franklin Park Zoo.... stinks

Lets do the Toronto Zoo..Good idea Garry !


Hold on, let me turn this bus around........

Hey isn't that George Clooney over there having coffee?

yes it is ! .... I'm sure it is !! Yes , I know what he looks like...
Let me stop so we can check him out.... oh come on it'll only take a min.


OOps, sorry it wasn't him.....

Who's George Clooney

Turn the air conditioner down please driver

its too hot

I gotta say, that if I could pick a face I could come back with in another life - George Clooney would be it. He's a man's man, yet the ladies love him - my kinda guy! (I just fail to understand what women see in that David Duchovny - completely incomprehensible).

Where are we

what city are we in

if were going to the Toronto Zoo

did you bring your snow shoes

we live in Igloo's you know

Sheesh...and the rest of Canada wonders why that stereotype keeps being perpetuated! Garry...tsk tsk tsk :D

You don't live in an igloo, Why, why not

BRAKING !!!!!!!!!!!! ( turning in my seat to give Garry a dirty look)

What do you mean "who's George Clooney" ?..... Are kidding me ? I can't tell.... He was in that movie called...... Well I don't remeber the name of it but it had that other actor, what's her name in it....

Why, talked to him will ya?......

I'm not sure about the direction, I'll ask this person how to get to Canada, from Mass.

Did anyone write that down?.. What was that a left or a right at lights?

What station does everyone want to listen to on the radio?

Oops,sorry Garry forgot you asked me to put on the A/C.....

How is everyone keeping themselves buzy and from jumping the from boredom?............

Um, it is NOT hot at the San Diego zoo...it's actually very nice in California this time of year...Garry: George Clooney is the 40ish actor who played the pediatrian on the T.V. show E.R.....remember?...and he's a total HUNK.....Yes, Why, you're right....us ladies do love him...and no I don't think that David Duchovony is all that great....I agree...and the movie that George Clooney played in with Michelle Pfeiifer was One Fine Day, Paula.....so now that we're off the to the Canadian Igloos??? I guess I must buy some boots??????

Radio station...how about some country western music or oldies??? Or is there a station called W-ADD???:) (or W-ADHD)

Go north there driver

Cant miss Canada

You will know when you get there by all the solders at the border looking for terrerist's.

gary: do we pass niagra falls on the way to Canada?or am i totally mixedup geographically speaking?

Not if we go north as that would take us up through Quebec but if we want to go to Niagra Falls we can jump on the Big Road, the New York thruway and tour down it to Buffalo and then scoot across to the American side of Niagra falls and cross the border there. That would also be a nice trip but we would miss all the french girls because we wouldn't be going through Montreal Quebec.

But we can come back that way.

But then if we went to Niagra Falls we could then stop of in the Canadian Wine Belt and go to a bunch of vineyards and sample all the wines.

Okay, I vote we go to Niagra Falls....You guys can see the french girls anytime:) as well as Montreal:) but wine country and the vineyards...now that would be a treat!!! Driver??? Paula???? Gosh, our driver sure has been quiet. What do you think? Now of course if we did go to wine country, it would mean our driver could only have one or two or she might get too drunk to drive and we couldn't have THAT.....but it's all up to her......:)

She cant drink at all and drive a comecial vehical.

0 tolerence

Go to Jail
do not pass go
do not collect $200

no Get of Jail Card Free

Okay Garry okay.....no wine for the bus driver.....but lets still go to the Falls and the vineyards......what does everyone else think??

excuse me, but ya don't have to go to Montreal to see the French girls... Just look at the driver....She's French Canadian
( partly..lol..)

You guys drink it up....

I'm not much of a drinker anyways and wine makes my ears turn bright red !!..then I'd be Paula the red eared bus driver....

I'm getting bored... Not with you all but this bus trip...

Who's up for heading home?

Okay, let's head home....the bus driver is tired and bored...and if the bus driver is tired and bored, that cannot be a good thing.......:(

:D

:D

P.S. THREE CHEERS FOR THE BUS DRIVER:)

HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!
HIP HIP HOORAY!!!
HIP HIP HOORAY!!!

Holy Cheese Bread!! I have not laughed that hard in years!!!

What were you laughing at

Garry: I think Mightymouse was referring to the last several posts...the wine, Niagra Falls, the bus driver that may not get drunk and the fact that she gets bored and wants to head home...and the end of the busride...and the smilees and the cheers:) It is pretty funny if you read the whole dialogue among all of us:)

I have been reading it as we traveled along

I just thought Id missed a joke

I missed the bus, oh well!

When ever I get around to planning another trip I'll be sure you dont miss the bus :D

Paula

Me too Janine. I will sit up front with bus drive Paula and we will pick you up first:)

No Garry, you did not miss a joke:)

But you didnt plan this trip we just went gravel running

Wow! I had so much fun from the first stop, I became speechless, LOL!:D :cool:

Garry: Maybe Paula didn't plan this trip but she sure as heck initiated it and provided the bus!!!:) Me too Flyfisher, I was speechless it was so much fun:)

Joan I wasn't being negative by my comment about gravel running. That is what we call it up here in Canada when a bunch of people get together in a vehical and head out to No Where In Paticular.

In Canada we call it Gravel Running as it ussually all takes place back on the gravel roads where we will travel many many miles going absulutly nowhere and sooner or later we always end up somewhere.

Thats what is the fun about it as you cant get lost when your not going anywhere in paticular, becuse it doesnt matter if you never get there, becuse you are there from the moment you get in the vehical to when you get out ( nowhere and every where ) Both at the same time

I'm the driver of a tour bus !!..... !!! Yahoo a trip !!!!......

I'm picking up only ADDers....

I'll start, everyone add to it :


The bus will not be leaving at any special time.....So ADDers don't have to remember what time to get there ;)




Next stop?..............
I have been waiting forever at this "bus stop".........it finally came to pick me up.

Now I think we should first stop at the coffee house(Starbucks) for some "fuel" for us!!


Next stop??

I have been waiting forever at this "bus stop".........it finally came to pick me up.

Now I think we should first stop at the coffee house(Starbucks) for some "fuel" for us!!


Next stop??
Get off my bus !!!!!!!!!!

Get off my bus !!!!!!!!!!
NO WAY JOSE.......................I PAID FOR THIS RIDE.......................


so where are we going lady?????