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01-09-14, 07:40 PM
It just takes a beating and keeps on going. This time was different however. It limped into the woods, said a prayer, and gave up the ghost.

01-09-14, 08:47 PM
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01-09-14, 08:53 PM
Time went by. The leaves turned yellow, orange, red, then eventually brown and fell off. Winter came, and with it deep snows. Then spring showers, and with the leaves, a shallow grave. Three more summers passed. Three more falls, three more winters, three more springs, and then one day logging trucks.

01-09-14, 08:54 PM
Now I'm really copying threads ( Choose your own adventure...

01-09-14, 09:03 PM
All of a sudden out of nowhere came John Wayne at the first thanksgiving.

"Happy thanksgiving, Pilgrims" said Wayne

01-10-14, 08:13 PM
Thread closed for staff review.

Staff will review closely :)

01-10-14, 08:53 PM
Okay, let's retcon this story a bit, minus the politically sensitive and pornographic elements, okay?

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Thread re-opened :)

01-10-14, 09:05 PM
And then Abi proclaimed "It's open season".

01-10-14, 09:07 PM
Then John Wayne pulled out his gun and started hunting raccoons.

But suddenly out of nowhere...

01-10-14, 09:20 PM
Raccoons start appearing EVERYWHERE.

01-10-14, 09:26 PM
John Wayne then realized he had bit off more than he could chew. By angering the pack of mutated angry coons he had started the first interspecies war that the world had ever known.

He had to enlist the help of terry crews

Jack Bauer

John Proctor

And pookey the Loris