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avjgirsijdhtjhs
01-09-14, 07:40 PM
It just takes a beating and keeps on going. This time was different however. It limped into the woods, said a prayer, and gave up the ghost.

dvdnvwls
01-09-14, 08:47 PM
If _

avjgirsijdhtjhs
01-09-14, 08:53 PM
Time went by. The leaves turned yellow, orange, red, then eventually brown and fell off. Winter came, and with it deep snows. Then spring showers, and with the leaves, a shallow grave. Three more summers passed. Three more falls, three more winters, three more springs, and then one day logging trucks.

avjgirsijdhtjhs
01-09-14, 08:54 PM
Now I'm really copying threads (http://www.addforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92267). Choose your own adventure...

Dmitri
01-09-14, 09:03 PM
All of a sudden out of nowhere came John Wayne at the first thanksgiving.

"Happy thanksgiving, Pilgrims" said Wayne

Abi
01-10-14, 08:13 PM
Thread closed for staff review.

Staff will review closely :)

Abi
01-10-14, 08:53 PM
Okay, let's retcon this story a bit, minus the politically sensitive and pornographic elements, okay?

Please review our list of Restricted Topics (http://www.addforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15842) before posting further.

Thread re-opened :)

avjgirsijdhtjhs
01-10-14, 09:05 PM
And then Abi proclaimed "It's open season".

Dmitri
01-10-14, 09:07 PM
Then John Wayne pulled out his gun and started hunting raccoons.

But suddenly out of nowhere...

avjgirsijdhtjhs
01-10-14, 09:20 PM
Raccoons start appearing EVERYWHERE.

http://oi42.tinypic.com/2cffhj7.jpg

Dmitri
01-10-14, 09:26 PM
John Wayne then realized he had bit off more than he could chew. By angering the pack of mutated angry coons he had started the first interspecies war that the world had ever known.

He had to enlist the help of terry crews
http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-expendables-2-terry-crews.jpg

Jack Bauer
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/12/30/kiefer460.jpg

John Proctor
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MReDAcBtzI8/UmlHcrBhByI/AAAAAAAAAAo/sfd95dk9CQg/s1600/proctor%2Bsmiling.jpg

And pookey the Loris
http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/508af5b7ecad04ff01000006/youll-want-a-slow-loris-as-a-pet-after-you-watch-this-adorable-video.jpg