View Full Version : Screwdrive **trigger warning: homicidal themes**


Fuzzy12
04-03-14, 04:49 AM
For baal, ;)

There was a man called screwdrive
Who lived inside a beehive
With his little pretty wife
In beautiful sunny Devon
Which he thought was heaven

He spent all his money
On buying presents for his honey
All the bees thought he was funny
But his wife was always sad
the bees thought she was mad

Then one season
For no good reason
She was an invited to a slumber fest
She just smiled and left
And screw drive felt bereft

He didn't sleep all night
He fought the thoughts with all his might
The bees kept buzzing this isn't right
She should not have gone
And left you alone

The buzzing got too loud
And with a shout
The man called Screwdrive
Grabbed his knife
And went out to look for his beloved wife

He didn't know where to go
He searched high and low
Every house in sight
Where he could see a light
He entered to fight

He stabbed many men
In their beds, in their own den
He didn't notice when
All was dark in Devon
And this place was no more heaven
And his wife never returned

Baal Moom
04-03-14, 06:52 AM
Fuzzy, that's the most beautiful thing ever dedicated to me.

And NOW! performed for your delight by the most atrocious actor in the multiverse, with the fakest posh accent since... that american chef on British telly whose name I can't remember. Something Robinson? (It's only available via a link, I hope you don't mind. And I hope it's not as quiet in your microphone. Or maybe that's for the better :lol:.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV3zT_CH7wM&feature=youtu.be

Dopes1
04-03-14, 06:59 AM
He stabbed many men
...
And his wife never returned
Best. Poem. Ever.

Fuzzy12
04-03-14, 09:27 AM
Thanks to the mod who is kind of enough to consider this as poetry.. :lol:

I have to say, I was surprised to see though when I saw a new post called screwdriver..I thought, "Hm what a co incidence" :D:doh:

Baal, still need to check out the video..no sound right now on my pc.