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Daydreamin22
05-07-14, 10:09 AM
This thread is for all things funny.

No profanity, please. Follow the forum rules! :)

Daydreamin22
05-15-14, 05:36 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WSUs0LhYMaU


So funny.


*Read after watching*
Side note: Can anyone spot the subtle abnormal statement of the dad's? It's a normal thing to say or he wouldn't have said it. Can anyone spot the abnormal thing of the dad?

Daydreamin22
05-15-14, 07:01 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L6KgQPAAVJk

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YKOeIGEfSGA

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BBb5ulZwsxA

Sillyparty1976
05-22-14, 05:48 PM
Mitch Hedberg is always good for a laugh:

I am not addicted to gambling although I am addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press two for a while and when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough.

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load (stuff) into a truck.

I met a girl who works at the Double Tree front desk, she gave me her phone number. It's zero. I tried to call her from here and some other woman answered. I said: "You sound older!"

sarahsweets
05-23-14, 05:33 AM
was jogging last week at the gym and my pants fell down just enough so my a** showed to the guy next to me, thankfully he had a good sense of humor because i said "guess i need smaller yoga pants!"

Daydreamin22
05-28-14, 10:00 PM
Google's self driving car.

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/google-testing-cars-without-steering-photo-090620265.html

https://sg.news.yahoo.com/photos/google-reveals-self-driving-car-photo-092504245.html;_ylt=AwrB8pAslIZTLnQAaqujzbkF;_ylu= X3oDMTBxMXZlZTlxBHNlYwNsYXQtZnAtYXR0cmliBHNsawNydX Js

Daydreamin22
05-28-14, 10:40 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=__dUlY0JpSc

Baal Moom
05-29-14, 12:01 AM
This is like Lucifer is saying "Hi" from the mirror.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A66ierfTCUQ

Daydreamin22
06-07-14, 09:09 PM
^that was awesome

http://youtu.be/7drtwDc3kBM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQqvDYqHZy0

Daydreamin22
06-07-14, 09:19 PM
This is what they mean by... If you keep doing the same incorrect thing over and over again expecting the same result then you're crazy.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQqvDYqHZy0

mctavish23
06-08-14, 04:53 PM
The FORUM Rules BAN PROFANITY??? Really? Where have I been for almost 11
years? (Don't answer that) :confused:

Damn :faint: I mean "darn" :rolleyes:

u r welcome :cool:

Daydreamin22
06-17-14, 08:41 PM
Hahaha, thank you!!

Daydreamin22
06-17-14, 08:43 PM
Oh wow that Gorilla one was the wrong video! I meant that this is what they mean by if you try the same thing over and over expecting the same results, you're crazy. Haha, should have posted that on the terrifying thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i5MrHTuFnA&sns=em

willow129
06-17-14, 08:55 PM
the brother and sister wisdom teeth thing...oh my gosh. I didn't watch all of it but...

"what about having some fun?" "we'll have some fun later" "why not right now"

lolololol

Daydreamin22
06-17-14, 08:57 PM
Hahaha, I know!

Baal Moom
07-13-14, 03:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LtjGL1DkTE

Daydreamin22
08-19-14, 10:22 AM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=efw2O73Ccew

psychopathetic
08-19-14, 12:04 PM
omg lmfao...I could NOT breath I was laughing so hard...it was at 00:18 when he very first talks and I just lose it! haha

Omg I'm such a horrible human! xP

Daydreamin22
08-19-14, 07:01 PM
Hahaha, I know!! It's hilarious! His dad reading is so funny!

Baal Moom
12-08-14, 01:57 AM
No translation, but I think it's clear enough as is. The gist of it is: big fight, the woman saves the man from losing a finger, I think, getting badly cut in the process. It's not a musical, she just starts to sing out of the blue in-universe, and the characters react accordingly. If I remember correctly, he thanks her and she immediately starts singing about how true, honourable friends never leave each other. Also, blood. A lot of fake blood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0ICOaiHX-M

Daydreamin22
09-10-15, 07:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hafvH8vdOdk

EvaSimp
10-06-15, 10:48 AM
Here is really funny things, thanks for this thread i really love this.

Daydreamin22
04-11-16, 07:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8eV7FYeWys&ebc=ANyPxKoOH3PQppJUHH_Ygw-FixkobHZCQlQVoDytCDKoaWceQtGVe5rJFQsTZgm-pBKAyLFFP8ekRXJzUjBwgJo7FXGrsv1xVg

Daydreamin22
04-11-16, 08:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7vq3AC6Ezo

Daydreamin22
04-11-16, 08:30 PM
I've only seen the first 3 minutes, but I really think this one of older videos from AFV is especially funny!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ5qvcbRauk&ebc=ANyPxKqLhQHAJKqtQI1Lr_x9pbCJhhjjQnpyTJbVL8wwHJ DetvhLKJQTTmh6JPzCyQIqjt0IiJztQmcv43OZaG0_BuoqLmCv Bg

Daydreamin22
08-19-16, 12:51 AM
Chicken wearing pants

http://youtu.be/1pOLVsGyI_8

psychopathetic
08-23-16, 02:48 PM
Chicken wearing pants

http://youtu.be/1pOLVsGyI_8

lol it's so funny you posted this cause I just saw a clip of this in a compilation the other day and thought about posting it here on these forums...only I was too lazy.
About the funniest thing I've seen in a long while! haha

aeon
08-23-16, 03:09 PM
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aeon
08-23-16, 03:10 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/05/59/39/0559390b06c911fe8d3999a12a2b3bb8.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:10 PM
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aeon
08-23-16, 03:11 PM
http://www.funcatpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/funny-cat-pics-what-crazy-cat-lady-sees.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:11 PM
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aeon
08-23-16, 03:12 PM
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aeon
08-23-16, 03:13 PM
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aeon
08-23-16, 03:13 PM
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aeon
08-23-16, 03:14 PM
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aeon
08-23-16, 03:16 PM
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aeon
08-23-16, 03:17 PM
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aeon
08-23-16, 03:18 PM
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aeon
08-23-16, 03:18 PM
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/funny-texts-from-parents-46.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:19 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/71/b7/6a/71b76accb99bb33aea2d7b96a919b971.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:19 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/aa/67/7a/aa677aa0d4f390bdd4561a9fcc76dd54.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:20 PM
http://i2.wp.com/www.safetyrisk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image1.png

aeon
08-23-16, 03:21 PM
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2117880/84140603.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:21 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-l4xlSvaOK0/hqdefault.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:22 PM
http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/charging-cat.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:22 PM
http://i.imgbox.com/bihz9pYN.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:23 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/30/07/b1/3007b1c4788b30af3b84830afbc1d505.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:23 PM
http://legalmatch.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83455b3db69e20134852a7ce8970c-pi

aeon
08-23-16, 03:24 PM
http://www.bajiroo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-kids-children-images-pictures-child-photo-humor-bajiroo-10.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:24 PM
http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Kids-Making-Mess-25.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:25 PM
http://www.nocarnofun.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/two-girls-with-marker-drawings-on-their-bodies.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:25 PM
http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/cat-makeup-never-leave-your-cat-alone-with-children.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:26 PM
https://elysianhunter.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/snotty_kid.jpg?w=634

aeon
08-23-16, 03:26 PM
http://s3.sillylikes.com/uploads/13478868850585.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:27 PM
https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-a9e5c322133c3a9ca5e80305803b5b9b-c?convert_to_webp=true

aeon
08-23-16, 03:27 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/11/article-2655141-1EA8DD7100000578-383_634x416.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:28 PM
https://ioneglobalgrind.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-27-at-4-33-35-pm.png?w=489

aeon
08-23-16, 03:28 PM
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/346983/slide_346983_3666001_free.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:30 PM
http://thinknsmile.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/polar_bear_poo_taco_bell.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:30 PM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Stop+clubbing+baby+seals_abf25b_3291039.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:31 PM
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljujwzSSmr1qgfpjho1_1280.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:32 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/cleoicons/cleoland/tech.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:33 PM
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aeon
08-23-16, 03:33 PM
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k512/dresher1/MascotsFailedAttemptatTrollingTriestogetaflash_71a 1e4_2326394.gif

aeon
08-23-16, 03:34 PM
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aeon
08-23-16, 03:35 PM
http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s506/zapperbtd/251971_478937515469040_885467221_n.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:37 PM
http://appamatix.3xfmy51qvwkwz1ti5.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/whatsapp-jokes-600x348.jpg

aeon
08-23-16, 03:37 PM
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aeon
08-23-16, 03:38 PM
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Hermus
09-19-16, 04:17 PM
http://wundergroundmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/little-oldlady.jpg
Girl Listening To Loud Music On Phone Slapped By Pensioner (http://wundergroundmusic.com/girl-listening-to-loud-music-on-phone-slapped-by-pensioner/)

Police were called to a bus stop in South East London after a ninety two year old woman slapped a sixteen year old girl around the face for listening to loud music in public, accusing her of anti-social behaviour.

It is believed that Ethel Cornelius, resident at Happy Homes Care Home, was on her way back from picking up her latest prescription for arthritis, when she simply “lost her ****” with college student Kayleigh Baines, referring to her as a “proper little ho with an appalling taste in music”.

“People assume that because I’m old I won’t say anything, but that’s not the case with me,” declared a proud Ethel. “I asked her three times to turn it down but she ignored me. Then she decided to throw shade my way, that’s when I went for her. I slapped the phone out of her hand and gave her a cheeky dig in the face, before onlookers pulled us apart. I swear down, if she had come at me again I’d have finished her off, the *****.”

Despite this story reaching the news, it isn’t an isolated incident, with OAP’s up and down the country, not only standing up to a generation of disrespectful youngsters, but challenging them on a daily basis.

“If I’m being honest, I don’t mind people playing music on their phones in public, as long as the music is on point,” continued Ethel. “I could really get on board with a bit of swing from the forties, rock ‘n’ roll from the sixties, or techno from the last five years. What I can’t stand is ******* hip hop. It’s plain **** and only ********* listen to it. Perhaps next time I will politely ask the youth in question to put on a bit of Bing Crosby, The Beatles or Stephan Bodzin, before I decide to take their face clean off.”

Hermus
09-19-16, 04:27 PM
K Holes Now Considered A Geological Formation (http://wundergroundmusic.com/k-holes-now-considered-a-geological-formation/)

News emerging from Oxford University’s Geography Department today suggests that K holes are now being considered a geological formation.

The department’s Professor Alan Wilkes claimed that K holes are now so common in the British countryside that it was “only fair” to rate them in the same bracket as “sink holes, caves and glaciated valleys”.

“Here at Oxford we’ve made the decision to include K holes with other geological formations that appear on our syllabus,” explained the professor earlier. “Initially we’ll be offering our first year students the opportunity to study K holes in a brand new module we’re calling ‘Caning it 101’ which will be taught by a lovely young man called Lee Foss, who’s just received the university’s first honorary doctorate in the formation of K holes.”

“To put it simply K holes, like a lot of other geological formations, are caused by erosion,” continued Professor Wilkes. “While caves and sink holes are a result of water eroding different kinds of rock at various speeds, K holes are formed by people eroding bags of horse tranquiliser, which in turn erodes part of their brain, creating a cavernous void in space and time, otherwise known as a K hole.”

“Caves and other geological features have formed over hundreds of millions of years but K holes can happen in a much shorter time frame, which makes them a totally unique phenomenon,” claimed the professor. “Time is almost irrelevant for the formation of K holes, ‘red alert’ sized lines are known to momentarily bring time to a complete stand still, where millions of years can pass in just one second, allowing the holes to form almost instantaneously.”

“The university has been funding Mr. Foss’s K hole research for a number of years now and we believe that he has discovered about one and a half million holes during this time,” revealed Professor Wilkes. “Some of them even during the DJ sets he plays at his local disco.”

In related news, Thomas Cooke are set to stock their shops with tabs of acid for people looking to take short trips on a low budget.

midnightstar
09-19-16, 04:40 PM
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midnightstar
09-19-16, 04:41 PM
http://www.baconwrappedmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/funny-animals-bacon-wrapped-media-4.jpg

midnightstar
09-19-16, 04:44 PM
http://lovefunnypictures.com/download/Animals_sayings1.jpg

midnightstar
09-19-16, 04:45 PM
http://www.baconwrappedmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/funny-animals-bacon-wrapped-media-3.jpg

midnightstar
09-19-16, 04:46 PM
http://www.nedhardy.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2012/november/lol_animals/funny_animal_pictures_4.jpg

midnightstar
09-19-16, 04:49 PM
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midnightstar
09-19-16, 04:51 PM
http://www.hercampus.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_width_embed/public/2015/04/29/cat24.PNG?itok=WDyBf2X0

:lol: I'll stop now :giggle:

Hermus
09-19-16, 04:53 PM
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/414514_700b.jpg

bonuss
12-24-16, 11:19 AM
One of my favorites funny videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH09aajiV9o