Today I was sweeping the kitchen floor after spilling some sweet sticky dried vine fruit on the floor...:o

Into the kitchen walks my Gorgeous Wildcat,...... Viktoria.

My Lady goes over to the area where Im collecting my little pile of sweet sticky rubbish, ready to be picked up with a small, plastic. kitchen tidy, dustpan and broom.

I call out a warning to my Beautiful Wilcat...........Viktoria say I.... "be careful when you turn around, dont step into the rubbish pile that is just behind you"

Immediately I say this, the said "Wildcat" pivots virtually on her heels and first with one beautifully sculptured, bare dancers foot..............steps right into my pile of sticky rubbish.:eek:

Then, in true "innatentive mode" the Gorgeous Wildcat then places her clean remaining bare foot onto my rubbish pile as well. Then walks across the floor leaving a small trail of "s***" across the kitchen floor behind her.

Then followed, right, "hands up against the wall and lift a foot up behind you routine". This enabled cleaning down, with the broom , of the offending feet, on the offending Gorgeous Wildcat, one by one.:rolleyes:

All this occured immediately after 2 warnings to said "gorgeous wildcat" about the said "rubbish pile" :(

Dont you just love those sticky moments.:D

All my love and kisses to Viktoria ;-x ;-x ;-x

For the past week, I decided to STOP being the only one to clean the kitchen floor.:cool:

Andrei drops things everywhere:rolleyes: . Onion peelings:rolleyes: . Sultana's:rolleyes: . Grapes:rolleyes: . Coffee Spills:rolleyes: . Tea Spills:rolleyes: . Oil. Usually I go behind him ALL the time and clean up. He never knew this:cool: !

I STOPPED !!!!!!!

He says to me "why is the kitchen floor so filthy??????"

I say, "Because I have gone on kitchen floor cleaning strike, so you can see how much I do.":confused:

So Andrei's statement about it only being a "little pile of sweet rubbish" is a lie. :eek:

Yes, I did walk through it, but my mind was not on the floor:rolleyes: :confused: :confused: :eek: .........

Andrei? Grovelling again??????:confused:

Hugs and Kisses,
Viktoria........ who will report you for defamation, or take a picture????????? Or shall I post pics of your desk???????
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