Arrrghh !

Ian (itschaoitic) has ruined my life!! ;)

After his glowing praise about "Flylady" on the forum, my gorgeous lady Viktoria, decided that I should join. Not knowing what I was in for I agreed. (((((shudder))))))))

Yesterday Viktoria asked me how come I hadn't recieved any emails from "Flylady" and I replied that I had joined but there had been no email.
I protested my innocence and this was widely questioned , apparently in "chat" yesterday :o

Today when I signed into messenger I recieved notification of new mail at my Yahoo address. I signed in and found 15 emails from Flylady with a huge list of things I have to do. :eek:

It appears I used my Yahoo email address intstead of my regular address and now I'm having to actually "do something".....
And I thought there was some mistake....:o

Thanks Ian!!!.:mad: ;)

What is that Andrei the fly lady?:)

http://www.flylady.com/

Ian does a wonderful job:) . He says so all over the forum:) , so I thought, well, Andrei:mad: could too.:D

Itschaotic did this, Itschaotic did that......yada yada yada.:p

Flylady, this, Flylady that..............yada, yada, yada.....:p

So Ive recieved a deluge of emails from "Flylady" thanks to you my love :-x :-x :-x

Now I have to actually do stuff like "get dressed in the morning".... "put lace up shoes on", and horror of all horrors.."clean and sparkle the kitchen sink "

OK.... so its looks really squeaky clean but "every morning"..... now thats really pushing it... ((((((grrrrrr)))))))) :mad:

And now I have make this "folder" and actually write out a morning routine:confused:
On paper even!! :eek:

*Hmmm..... wake up, make tea for my Gorgeous Lady and myself, go back to bed and very slowly drink tea........make more tea, drink second cuppa even more slowly, make toast and coffee..... Whoa!... make toast, eat toast very slowly, make coffee........Hmmmm mabye I can make this stretch out until dinnertime*



http://www.flylady.com/

Ian does a wonderful job:) . He says so all over the forum:) , so I thought, well, Andrei:mad: could too.:D

Andrei............I also forgot which email I had subscribed to that with. So when I did open up my Yahoo account............there was at least 20+ messages from FlyLady.com

So..... does it work?... (((((((shudder)))))))

This is really scary stuff....:eek:
I mean, Ill have to actually fold up washing and do stuff like "iron 6 shirts":mad:
And tomorrow morning Ill have to put sun-glasses on when I walk into the kitchen.. all that "sparkling sink" is going to be a real eye strain :rolleyes:



Andrei............I also forgot which email I had subscribed to that with. So when I did open up my Yahoo account............there was at least 20+ messages from FlyLady.com

Ian seems to be coping! :cool:

Sooo my Gorgeous Lady....you dare to smile at my deluge of "do it now!! emails from Flylady huh!

Payback is assured my Love....Ive signed into flylady under your name and signed you up as well..... heheheheheeh!:D

Get ready to be deluged by "Flylady" my Darling Viktoria.:p

All my love and kisses.. :-x :-x :-x

Andrei


Ian seems to be coping! :cool:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/Anastashya/AndreisFunDamnHim.jpg

I am NOT Impressed.:mad: You know what this means Andrei???? I have to spend 5 minutes in the messiest room in the house. Guess where that is???????????????????????????:mad: YOUR OFFICE!!!:(


TIME TO HAVE A BURN UP!!!:D :D :D :D

Hahahahaha.....it could not possibly happen to a more beautiful Lady :D

Your always welcome in my study sweetheart :-x :-x :-x

Andrei

Itschaotic!!!

I hope a metor hits your telescope!!! ;)

Itschaotic!!!

I hope a metor hits your telescope!!! ;)
Careful, Darling, your green eyes are showing. :cool: Just because Ian has it all figured out does not mean you have to get yourself in a twist of envy.:rolleyes: You haven't even got to the "garden" yet, have you????:eek: :cool: .......Oh, I am SO going to enjoy all that weeding you have to do:D !!!




I bet he wouldn't sign his wife up to FlyLady, either!!!!:mad:

SeeAncient, she's missed the entire part where it's all about loving yourself. Give her time, she'll catch on. :D
Ian of the cheap shot.

It's not at all about something you impose on others. It's all about flying. F inally l oving y ourself. I might suggest that she try that shoe on herself. When the swing is moving in "both" directions it keeps kids entertaining for years after childhood. :P

Now you folks all play nicely here in the sandbox while I go and through a load of laundry in and get those dishes done. I think Pirerrette is out painting the girls room. Team work is sweet! :D

Jupiter was spectacular last night! Lots of shooting stars but none close enough to wound. ehhe
Finally loving myself. Ian.

PS. The digest version is much more manageable.

Okay both of you to your corners!!!!!!

ok sorry I'm not laughing at either of you, nope not I said the giggle girl in the back. I would never do that to the two of you.

okay, I was over whelmed with the emails the first time.......so I un subscribed. BUT this morning I subscribed again, because my house needs desperate HELP. The kind & wonderful Flylady.com website sent me several emails with things to do today. I have successfully did the 27 trash pick up. Can I be done now??!!!

Just get the digest and it'll come only once a day as a bundle. The routines are the same every day. I don't do them all but I do love the morning routine, and the structure is so appropriate for me!

I got together with the local flylady crew in Winnipeg on Wednesday night for a mini flyfest. There is a big one in May in the States but we'll have another one here around that time.

http://ca.geocities.com/weejuans/images/flylady/

Here are some of the images. I made a crab quiche and a loaf of bread. Two others made a couple of side dishes and then others showed up for desert. A number of them brought their control journals and that was insightful. We had a good many laughs!
Cheers! Ian.

I think I'll pass I'm OCD enough without subtle hints on how to perfect my disorder lmbo

Just get the digest and it'll come only once a day as a bundle. The routines are the same every day. I don't do them all but I do love the morning routine, and the structure is so appropriate for me!

I got together with the local flylady crew in Winnipeg on Wednesday night for a mini flyfest. There is a big one in May in the States but we'll have another one here around that time.

http://ca.geocities.com/weejuans/images/flylady/

Here are some of the images. I made a crab quiche and a loaf of bread. Two others made a couple of side dishes and then others showed up for desert. A number of them brought their control journals and that was insightful. We had a good many laughs!
Cheers! Ian.
okay call me dense...........what is digest??

I have been domestically impaired for years. I live alone and like it.

I find this entire thread absolutely horrifying. ;)

Coral & Futs, I hear you. :)

minn306, there is a setting in your options there that allows you to get the emails grouped in one lumped mailing or have them sent individually. I prefer the "digest" version that lumps all the days emails into one so I only get one message from them a day that contains all the days messages.

okay thanks Ian. I did as you suggested

Wait!
As a newbie I am REALLY scared!
My whole personal fashion is based on how long I leave the clothes in the dryer.
(someone mentioned ironing shirts........ Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!)
Wrinkles are my social statement, what shall I do without my social statement?
All the chicks that are currently attracted to my klutziness will scatter.
I fear this email mentoring.....
(scurry-scurry-scurry)
FP

wrinkly shirts...mmmmmmmm....cuuuuuuuuuute

(of course you could always get those shirts that are no iron...Is that cheating?)

Way too funny! What a howl I had reading this! Don't sweat it guy; any shirt is a good shirt if it doesn't stink! heeheh I don't own a tie (my wife may have one hidden for me I don't know) and ironing is for making things straight. I don't think there is a single straight line in my life, save for my wife. :D Improvisation is my middle name. It is impossible for me to follow the rules to the letter. Man I can't even do it as an Admin! hehe Fortunately the owner and Andrew (other Admin) wanted to support other strengths.

That's what it's all about. Focus on the art form of the wrinkle and all will be well with the world. Maybe you should offer up a workshop here on the finer points. :D

I once took a class on creative hitch hiking. It was a whole bunch of fun. It got me to college in 1979 3000km from home.
Glad to have you aboard.
RaveOn.

CS,
But I don' wanna' be wrink-less!
Whaaaaaa….. {*has tantrum*}

Ian,
Thanks for the support.
And look for my 5 CD set in bookstores:
"Creative Chaos" - (The Art of the Wrinkle)

Other titles include:

"Zen and the Art of Wrinkle Maintenance"
- (contacting your inner unplanned crease)

"Stuff-Pile Shifting for the Novice"
- (or) "Boxing Yourself Into a Corner"

"101 Ways to Come Up With More Ways"
- (and never quite get the sucker finished)

"Help Me, My Hair Is On Fire"
- (hairstyling for the chronically accident-prone)

"Silent Wallet, Growling Stomach"
- (how I lost 10 pounds eating ramen and bacon bits)

"Dating for the Depressed"
- (You too can have your first date at 27)

"Dating for the Distracted"
- (Multi-task your way to intimacy!)

"Why I Stink"
- (how personal hygiene is going the way of the Dodo)

"Breakfast at Stuff-In-These"
- (dressing up your Stuff-Piles as company)

"Oh My Heaven's, It's Almost 6:A.M."
- (why do I always do this?)

G'nighty,
FP

Ok Ian, of the cheap $ :D

itschaotic-SeeAncient, she's missed the entire part where it's all about loving yourself. Give her time, she'll catch on. :D
Ian of the cheap shot.

I did? You sure about that? :cool:

It's not at all about something you impose on others. It's all about flying. F inally l oving y ourself. I might suggest that she try that shoe on herself. When the swing is moving in "both" directions it keeps kids entertaining for years after childhood. :P

She tried that shoe on her foot when she was 15 years old. She didn't need FlyLady.com :D Ask Andrei about my organizational skills:cool: !

Now you folks all play nicely here in the sandbox while I go and through a load of laundry in and get those dishes done. I think Pirerrette is out painting the girls room. Team work is sweet! :D

Done the ironing? Did you bring the washing in and fold it immediately? Have you cleaned your desk lately? What about the drawers of yous that are so full of papers?????? HUH???????????:eek:

Jupiter was spectacular last night! Lots of shooting stars but none close enough to wound. ehhe
Finally loving myself. Ian.

Too Funny!!!!!!!!!! ;)
~Viktoria
PS. In 2 days I had 50 e-mails from that darn Flywoman!:mad:

PS. The digest version is much more manageable.[/QUOTE]

okay, I was over whelmed with the emails the first time.......so I un subscribed. BUT this morning I subscribed again, because my house needs desperate HELP. The kind & wonderful Flylady.com website sent me several emails with things to do today. I have successfully did the 27 trash pick up. Can I be done now??!!!
No Minn, because you have 1,000,027 things to pick up. Right???? :D

Wait!
As a newbie I am REALLY scared!
My whole personal fashion is based on how long I leave the clothes in the dryer.
(someone mentioned ironing shirts........ Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!)
Wrinkles are my social statement, what shall I do without my social statement?
All the chicks that are currently attracted to my klutziness will scatter.
I fear this email mentoring.....
(scurry-scurry-scurry)
FP
FP! YOU are really scared of an ironed shirt????????:D Or shall we get really down to earth???? Are you more scared of ironing the shirt??????????:D

I think that's more like it!!!!!

The clothes in the dryer.......ummmmmmm, did you remember to take them from the washer to the dryer????:confused: :confused: :cool: Hmmmmmmmm!

Wrinkles in shirts are NOT cool. Well, not if they are freshly washed shirts:eek: :eek: :cool: !

~Viktoria

PS. Warm welcome to the forum :)

I think I'll pass I'm OCD enough without subtle hints on how to perfect my disorder lmbo
Futs, Ancient has mild OCD!!!!!! :eek: :eek: But not for organization or cleaning skills!!!!!:eek: :eek:

I have done the 27 trash thing twice in my desk top drawer now. :cool:

Only 27 times to go and it might be getting close to ((((shudder)))) TIDY !:eek:

Give me about 6 months of flylady and I might be getting close to being as organized and tidy as my Gorgeous Lady Viktoria.

Excellent logo designs my Darling :-X :-x :-x


No Minn, because you have 1,000,027 things to pick up. Right???? :D

Ancient Music]I have done the 27 trash thing twice in my desk top drawer now. :cool:

Yes, you did darling. ;) But I bet you have hit resfresh, and there are 27 more things in their place:cool: :cool:

Only 27 times to go and it might be getting close to ((((shudder)))) TIDY !:eek:

I won't hold my breath. Hahahhahahahhaha!!!:D :eek: :p


Give me about 6 months of flylady and I might be getting close to being as organized and tidy as my Gorgeous Lady Viktoria.

FlyLady=6 months? HA! Slow as slow. Adagio.:rolleyes:

Excellent logo designs my Darling :-X :-x :-x

Thank you sweetheart, but you suggested I do them :p :cool: . Kisses and Hugs.

~Viktoria
XXXXXXXXXXX

I have done the 27 trash thing twice in my desk top drawer now. :cool:

Yes, you did darling. ;) But I bet you have hit resfresh, and there are 27 more things in their place:cool: :cool:
Falsely Accused!.. I am mortified at this unjust accostment of my personal dignity and character assasination by false accusation! :(
Only 27 times to go and it might be getting close to ((((shudder)))) TIDY !:eek:

I won't hold my breath. Hahahhahahahhaha!!!:D :eek: :p
It wont happen overnight but as surely as the sun will rise tomorrow, it will happen:p

Give me about 6 months of flylady and I might be getting close to being as organized and tidy as my Gorgeous Lady Viktoria.

FlyLady=6 months? HA! Slow as slow. Adagio.:rolleyes: Why you ******* You are saying I am very very slow? :( This requires corrective action! :D
Excellent logo designs my Darling :-X :-x :-x

Thank you sweetheart, but you suggested I do them :p :cool: . Kisses and Hugs.

~Viktoria
XXXXXXXXXXX Sometimes you are too modest my Love. You underestimate your artistic talent I think :)

All my hugs and kisses :-x :-x :-x
Andrei

Viktoria,
You got me, I am afraid of the ironing. I only use irons for science projects (less pressure.... er.... I mean... you get the idea).

I DID transfer the load! I did! I did!
Mind you I only do laundry at night when my multiple trips downstairs will take me past the open and lit door to the laundry area reminding me that I am also 'in the middle of' that project too. Otherwise the morning lady who relieves me at 10:AM will {GASP!} Fold My Clothes!!!! I just can't live with that.

One of my favorite women wears unmatching socks every day of her life. It drives me wild with lust. Is it so wrong to hope that there is someone to appreciate my wrinkles? (dear, dear, dear... I hope not...)

Thank you for the welcome, it has indeed been a warm one :)
FP

Viktoria,
You got me, I am afraid of the ironing. I only use irons for science projects (less pressure.... er.... I mean... you get the idea).

I DID transfer the load! I did! I did!
Mind you I only do laundry at night when my multiple trips downstairs will take me past the open and lit door to the laundry area reminding me that I am also 'in the middle of' that project too. Otherwise the morning lady who relieves me at 10:AM will {GASP!} Fold My Clothes!!!! I just can't live with that.

One of my favorite women wears unmatching socks every day of her life. It drives me wild with lust. Is it so wrong to hope that there is someone to appreciate my wrinkles? (dear, dear, dear... I hope not...)

Thank you for the welcome, it has indeed been a warm one :)
FP
Hahahahaha!:D You'll never win with Viktoria :D:eek:

You lust after a woman who wears unmatching socks:confused: :confused: {{{shudder}}}:cool: !

Perfection is the ultimate for me:cool: :p :D

You'll probably get a woman to appreciate your wrinkles, but I could never appreciate them on a woman. {{{{eeeeeeek}}}:D

Hahahahaha!:D You'll never win with Viktoria :D:eek:

You lust after a woman who wears unmatching socks:confused: :confused: {{{shudder}}}:cool: !

Perfection is the ultimate for me:cool: :p :D

You'll probably get a woman to appreciate your wrinkles, but I could never appreciate them on a woman. {{{{eeeeeeek}}}:D
Right! I know this was meant to get my attention:mad: . You got it. :mad: Now take this.:mad: Remember when you got caught on camera scratching.........look below.....:eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/Anastashya/Scratchinglol.jpg


YOU forgot I had this, Old Goat:p

Ha!
Out with "The Big Guns"
FP