You May No Longer Be Cool If...

1. You find yourself listening to talk radio.
2. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.

3. All the cars behind you turn on their headlights.

4. Your wife buys a flannel nighty and you find that sexy.

5. You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.

6. You actually ASK for your father's advice.

7. You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.

8. Sex becomes "All that foolishness".

9. Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.

10. You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.

11. "What's all this stuff about E-mail?" comes out from your voice

12. When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.

Cool or old?

Uncool or just mature?

Careless and fancy free or wise?

Is it possible to be wise, old and cool?

I'm definitely not cool...I just took all the fun out of this thread. good grief.

Cool is not what is the most important to be. :p

I'm so still cool ...... :)

but I'd never, have a wife...hehe

4. Your wife buys a flannel nighty and you find that sexy.

Why not Paula

Why not Paula

I'm not that kinda girl Garry...... :)

Ok, I'm not THAT old and my kids friends say I'm cool and yet...I happen to like talk radio, I think flannel is comfy AND sexy (hey, there's still someone nekid underneath), as for extreme partying, I cut the middle man out years ago, I'd rather watch a concert on tv and actually SEE the artist without being surrounded by screaming fans, sex is better because I KNOW what I want and when it comes to tenchnical stuff...if I don't know about it, I have contacts that do...Since I'm comfortable and have my finger on the pulse of life...baby, I'm still cool :D

...and I'll toot my own cool horn :p

1. You find yourself listening to talk radio. No!

2. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears. No

3. All the cars behind you turn on their headlights. No, I drive too fast for cars to be behind me.

4. Your wife buys a flannel nighty and you find that sexy. I would NEVER have a wife [I'm not that kind of girl], and flannel is not sexy!!!!

5. You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it. Yes. I would do this.:eek: If it went on until the wee hours, and frequently.

6. You actually ASK for your father's advice. Don't have one.

7. You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day. Wouldn't be seen dead at one:eek: .

8. Sex becomes "All that foolishness". No WAY :p ;)

9. Getting a little action means your prune juice is working. NO.

10. You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes. NO.

11. "What's all this stuff about E-mail?" comes out from your voice. NO.

12. When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board. Oh No, that's definitely 'net talk'. :D

I don't really know what to be 'cool' is. So I just answered the questions....:rolleyes: