View Full Version : The addf community story book :P

10-08-14, 08:28 PM
The general idea here is that youll follow up from the sentence before you. Were going to write the most bada$$ story ever.

Ed had always been an easily amused guy. His favourite past times were farting on things, shooting beer bottles and hurling abuse at strangers while flipping them off from his car window.
One afternoon he decided to venture into his garden shed, to his amazement he found ......

10-08-14, 11:02 PM
the long-forgotten plans, buried under years' worth of clutter and debris but still complete and undamaged, for building the machinery that would allow him to play The Prank To End All Pranks.

Excitedly, almost reverently, Ed slowly read through the intricate instructions again, more seriously and thoughtfully than he had in his callow youth. He smiled a little. Then he frowned a little. This was going to be no ordinary project.

10-10-14, 12:58 PM
Ed quickly remembered the rush he had years ago, when he suddenly realized

the incredible potential of combining Gorilla Glue, Quaker Oats, and Preparation

H :D It was pure epiphany :yes:

u r welcome :cool:

10-10-14, 01:14 PM
A feeling of euphoria came over him "it has begun!" He announced to himself. Holding the paper in the air and looking to the sky. Suddenly Ed's neighbour Gilbert, who he had always hated, peered over the fence "just what the hell is going on over there , are you on drugs son!" He shouted shielding his eyes from the sun to get a better look at Ed

Ed ran over to the fence , pressing his bottom into it he farted . He then turned to face his neighbour, Stoney faced "Silence man!!!!!! You'll rue this day" he said and then ran back into the shed to study the blueprints

10-10-14, 01:24 PM
before realising the piece of paper he had in his hand was actually a piece of toilet paper with something written on it in a strange language. He looked to see what he could find

10-10-14, 01:24 PM
Meanwhile, on the other side of the country, newly graduated Caroline Howard was preparing for her first day of work on the Management fast track at ACME Technologies...

10-10-14, 03:54 PM
...she checked her makeup one last time, and picked up her briefcase. Little did she know, this would also be her last day at the company....

10-10-14, 04:02 PM
She was met at the front gate by her supervisor Linda, whom she had met previously at her interview a week prior. Linda helped her sort out her intake paperwork, and then sent her up to the 34th floor for her meeting with the company's CEO, Dr. Walter Turnit....

10-10-14, 04:32 PM
Many people had thought that Ed was a solitary man , though he was certainly "different" he was a part of a secret community of shenanigan enthusiasts. This great heist wasn't just for him..he looked at his phone , the screen flashed "one new message from Dr Turnit"

Ed, you know what you have to do.....I've arranged a private jet to come and collect you at 15.00's time

Throwing just a change of clothes a new passport and a visa with his new identity in a bag, he left everything behind him and jumped in his car ....there was no turning back now, on the way to the airport he threw his phone over the bridge into the great river,,,his life was never going to be the same again once the plan was in motion, the life he had left behind him paled in insignificance to what was about to occur. ...

10-13-14, 11:57 PM
Not able to resist, Ed texted his nosy neighbor "Gilbert." :doh:

You try to come across as erudite and sophisticated; with an interest in

foreign films :rolleyes:

But now we know that BRAZIL BUTTLIFT is your favorite :lol: :yes:

u r welcome :cool:

10-15-14, 01:06 PM
Ed's evil twin brother Ted eats babies

10-15-14, 01:54 PM
Conman and tav ....many thanks for getting this story back on it's right track ;) it was becomin all too serious....the theme we are going for here is "scrotie mc boogerballs" from southpark

10-15-14, 03:52 PM
"But I'm a serious writer," Abi, a member of Ed's metaverse said.

10-16-14, 03:30 PM
Unfortunately for Abi, Ed's cat Pickles had run across his keyboard recently. Mysteriously, every key stroke since that unfortunate incident caused his computer to emit the belch to end all belches. That made it hard to concentrate.

10-17-14, 02:45 PM
no one is sure why Ted eats babies. he's always been off that way. one of his earliest memories was seeing a baby cousin of his and just feeling hungry at the sight of them. things went downhill from there...

10-17-14, 03:07 PM
Ed and Ted were separated at birth and met after an unfortunate incident in which Ted was caught standing over Ed's newborn son, knife and fork in hand, by Ed's soon-to-be ex-wife, who mistook Ted for Ed.

10-17-14, 07:25 PM
they look exactly alike. duality. one good or at least plain neutral, one evil and psychotic. and you cant tell which one it is until it's too late

10-17-14, 09:59 PM
On his way to the airport Ed felt an uneasy feeling in his stomach. He wasn't sure if it was nerves or the bad buffallo wings but at any rate he felt he needed to pull th car over. City traffic was terrible at this time and if he wasn't careful he was going to miss the 1500 flight...

Getting out of his car he doubled over as the rumbles became cramps "oh god" he exclaimed to himself , within seconds he had pulled down his pants and had to crap onto the pavement the sound was quite alarming .... "Buffallo wings. I should have known"

But it wouldn't stop. "Ahhhhhh so hot on the exit" an elderly woman walked past with her dog that tried to lick eds crack.

Mortified Ed got back into his car and sped off

Meanwhile at the HQ, the boss was pacing in his office mostly brainstorming but occasionally talking out loud "the power he holds in just one' nothing we've ever seen in this world, if we could harness just ten of those we could power the entire state of Texas for a year"

10-18-14, 09:33 PM
and he said "fart water! this whole world's nothing but fart water i say."