ZEN THOUGHTS FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY...

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
10. He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.
11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese in the trap.
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
21 If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.
26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
happened.
37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
38. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear
bright until you hear them spea

I just discovered I love this "Zen" thing. Thanks much futs.

39. If in doubt, do it. How bad could it hurt? :D

I think #39 has been my lifes work!!!! No broken bones yet either.

lol I got it in my email and have been saving it for a rainy day. Then it got lost under tons of forum replies and as I was cleaning out the email box so to speak there it was and I figured today is as good a day as any.

Luv it, luv it, luv it
Stupendous

Thanks Cherity, you know how much i love quotes lol :)

30. Sometimes, the piles of laundry really start to bug me. I've found though, that if I just wait a couple days, that feeling goes away. (hypothetically speaking ... ;) )

So funny

Thanks :)

:)Thanks for the smiles. We'll be passing them around.

Love & Hugs for All,

Nachi

Whats your favorite?

Mine is-If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

I couldnt repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!!!

I couldn't fix your horn so I made your finger longer.

On the other hand, you have different fingers!

Yeh, I always give the thumbs up sign when someone cuts me off. I just love it. lmbo

Here is one that stood out for me.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

Here are a few Zen saying from the book The Little Zen Companion by David Schiller

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound!

To ask the hard question is simple.

With all you science can you tell how it is, and whence it is, that light comes into the soul?

It is hard to see one's self as to look backwards without turning around.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?