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emwell
05-05-05, 04:40 PM
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you,
"Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly...
7. Feel better? :)

Works for me!

stori813
05-05-05, 04:47 PM
LOL emwell that's great! LOL
Just think of the time saved doing it that way.
And just as I'm posting this the washing machine has just stopped.
I'm going to make one to delete laundry permanently too.:D

Deeperblue
05-05-05, 04:55 PM
or consider disposable clothing... lol

stori813
05-05-05, 05:01 PM
Deeperblue I love your idea too lol
Now I have the giggles

Deeperblue
05-05-05, 07:30 PM
and I have NO laundry. lolololol-lol

NYCguy
05-05-05, 10:43 PM
It's funny - now my computer desktop is just as messy as my regular desktop. There are files all over the place, virtual sticky notes that I need to go through, and I haven't emptied the trash for ever. Nice to see that my ADD is not only present in real life, but on my laptop!

fasttalkingmom
05-06-05, 09:49 PM
I like that..........

Good old Yankee ingenuity at it's best ! :D