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ginniebean
03-07-16, 10:28 PM
To play this game each person corrupts the wish made by the person before then makes a new wish of their own.

Example:
My post: I wish I had a better job.
Next poster: Granted but your better job is to be the camera man for dirty jobs. I wish for a new car.
Next poster: Granted but your new car is really a remodeled car that came out of a flood. I wish I had a dog.
Next poster: Granted but you dog humps you leg all day. I wish .......


Get it?
Let's play.


I wish my kitchen was clean

mctavish23
03-07-16, 10:49 PM
Granted.. but it's secrtely infested with Gremlins (who ate all the X-Lax) :eek:

U R Welcome :cool:

ginniebean
03-07-16, 11:44 PM
What's you're wish McT?? hahahahah
I'll do it for you

McT wishes for a motor bike.. fancy one.

dvdnvwls
03-08-16, 01:07 AM
I'll grant his wish. It's an absolutely beautiful bike, exactly the kind he may have dreamed of. But it will always go exactly 80 miles per hour, no faster - and no slower.

I wish I was a good dancer.

midnightstar
03-08-16, 03:49 AM
Granted but you have to dance all day and all night without resting :)

I wish I didn't have to head out in a few minutes ...

BellaVita
03-08-16, 05:32 AM
Granted, you can be able to stay indoors but the electricity goes out

I wish I could snap my fingers and my favorite food would appear in front of me

ginniebean
03-08-16, 03:59 PM
Granted, but you'll gain weight and it'll all go to only one side of your bum.

I wish spring would get here already.

dvdnvwls
03-08-16, 04:28 PM
Spring is here. It will last three days, and will be followed by a hot summer with no rain at all, which will last until October 30, upon which date the first bad snowstorm of winter will hit.

I wish I could recite anything Shakespeare ever wrote, from memory, whenever I wanted to.

midnightstar
03-08-16, 04:31 PM
Spring is here. It will last three days, and will be followed by a hot summer with no rain at all, which will last until October 30, upon which date the first bad snowstorm of winter will hit.

I wish I could recite anything Shakespeare ever wrote, from memory, whenever I wanted to.

Granted but you can only quote it all backwards so nobody understands what you're saying ;)

I wish the bin men wouldn't use my bin as a barricade to stop anyone from being able to open the gate :eyebrow:

Greyhound1
03-08-16, 04:37 PM
Wish granted. The bin guys stop usining the bin to block the gate.
Now, they block your front door with it.

I wish, I was always happy

dvdnvwls
03-08-16, 04:40 PM
Greyhound: You're permanently happy. Unfortunately, you are that way because you've become cognitively incapable of understanding anything that's happening.

I wish I wasn't afraid of swimming.

midnightstar
03-08-16, 04:41 PM
Granted dvd, you're no longer afraid of swimming but you're now afraid of everything else :lol:

I wish I didn't have pins and needles sensation in my foot ...

Greyhound1
03-08-16, 04:55 PM
Greyhound: You're permanently happy. Unfortunately, you are that way because you've become cognitively incapable of understanding anything that's happening.

I am good with that.:lol:

Greyhound1
03-08-16, 04:58 PM
Star no longer has pins and needle sensations in her feet.
Now, they feel like knives and fire.

I wish, I didn't just make Stars feet hurt more.:(

midnightstar
03-08-16, 05:04 PM
Star no longer has pins and needle sensations in her feet.
Now, they feel like knives and fire.

I wish, I didn't just make Stars feet hurt more.:(

Granted, my feet don't hurt more but my feet now feel like gigantic lumps of rock :eyebrow::lol:

I wish Great Hound was able to have another rescue dog :grouphug:

Greyhound1
03-08-16, 05:21 PM
Wish is granted. Greyhound rescues another hound and gets evicted and is now homeless because S. Florida is prejudice against any dog that won't fit in a pocket book.:lol:

I wish to move to a more dog friendly place.

midnightstar
03-08-16, 05:25 PM
Wish is granted. Greyhound rescues another hound and gets evicted and is now homeless because S. Florida is prejudice against any dog that won't fit in a pocket book.:lol:

I wish to move to a more dog friendly place.

Wish granted. Great Hound moves to a place that has 6 greyhounds per room so Great Hound can't actually move around the room at all :lol:

I wish the radio this morning hadn't played the song I hate the most (tick tock or whatever it's called)

mctavish23
03-08-16, 05:28 PM
Okay, Okay. To quote the Lil Rascals... ;)

"I wish I had a watermelon." :D


U R Welcome :cool:

ginniebean
03-08-16, 05:51 PM
Spring is here. It will last three days, and will be followed by a hot summer with no rain at all, which will last until October 30, upon which date the first bad snowstorm of winter will hit.

I wish I could recite anything Shakespeare ever wrote, from memory, whenever I wanted to.

This is actually the typical weather here, have you been granting my wishes every year? Is so, you are fired.

ginniebean
03-08-16, 05:53 PM
Granted but the watermelon will have a ton of seeds and one of them will take root in your intestines making you look preggers.

I wish I was retired.

midnightstar
03-08-16, 05:56 PM
Granted but the watermelon will have a ton of seeds and one of them will take root in your intestines making you look preggers.

I wish I was retired.

Granted but you find you have no income so have to go back to work anyway ;)

I wish that song I can't bear never existed (tick tock by keisha)

dvdnvwls
03-08-16, 06:14 PM
OK, the Tick Tock song never existed. But instead, you will be forced to hear a loud endless repeat of me singing "Happy Birthday" to a biscuit while I am drunk.

I wish that the sky was a different colour every day.

midnightstar
03-08-16, 06:21 PM
OK, the Tick Tock song never existed. But instead, you will be forced to hear a loud endless repeat of me singing "Happy Birthday" to a biscuit while I am drunk.

I wish that the sky was a different colour every day.

That would be much better than the tick tock crap :lol:

Granted but it tends to turn the colours you least want it to each day :lol:

I wish the washing machine would finish washing my work uniform already

BellaVita
03-09-16, 12:47 AM
OK, the Tick Tock song never existed. But instead, you will be forced to hear a loud endless repeat of me singing "Happy Birthday" to a biscuit while I am drunk.

I wish that the sky was a different colour every day.

:lol::lol::lol:

Okay, I needed that good laugh.

BellaVita
03-09-16, 12:49 AM
That would be much better than the tick tock crap :lol:

Granted but it tends to turn the colours you least want it to each day :lol:

I wish the washing machine would finish washing my work uniform already

Granted, it finished washing, but you accidentally included bleach in the wash and now your shirt is covered with light-colored splotches.

I wish I had the ability to sleep on command.

Simargl
03-09-16, 01:04 AM
Granted but not by your command- Now everyone has the power to put you to sleep.

I wish they never made the last Indiana Jones movie.

BellaVita
03-09-16, 01:06 AM
Granted but now they also never made ANY movie.

I wish that I could have perfect eyesight

Lunacie
03-09-16, 01:16 AM
Granted but now they also never made ANY movie.

I wish that I could have perfect eyesight

Granted, but your eyesight is only perfect at exactly 23.5 inches.

I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom so often.

BellaVita
03-09-16, 01:28 AM
Granted, but now you will only be able to go in bathrooms with very thin walls.

I wish my stress levels were lower

TygerSan
03-11-16, 03:53 PM
Granted. You are now so relaxed you can't get anything done.

I wish my house were clean.

midnightstar
03-11-16, 04:29 PM
Granted. You are now so relaxed you can't get anything done.

I wish my house were clean.

Granted. Now your house is clean but your garden is filled with rubbish.

I wish my garden wasn't a long garden :eyebrow:

ginniebean
03-11-16, 07:00 PM
Granted, but now your garden is so short you can only plant one thing.

I wish I had another kitty

midnightstar
03-11-16, 07:03 PM
Granted, but now your garden is so short you can only plant one thing.

I wish I had another kitty

Granted but it's a big cat (like a lion or a tiger or something) :lol:

I wish I didn't have such a big list of books I need to read before I get any more books :doh:

Hermus
03-13-16, 09:28 PM
Granted but it's a big cat (like a lion or a tiger or something) :lol:

I wish I didn't have such a big list of books I need to read before I get any more books :doh:

Granted, but now you have become illiterate.

I wish I had a girlfriend who was sexy and not too crazy.

midnightstar
03-19-16, 01:53 PM
Granted, but now you have become illiterate.

I wish I had a girlfriend who was sexy and not too crazy.

Granted but you're not her only boyfriend ;)

I wish I didn't find myself so annoying today .....

ginniebean
03-19-16, 07:18 PM
Granted, but you'll be seriously annoying tomorrow.

I wish for a big fat bank account

midnightstar
03-19-16, 07:19 PM
Granted but it's filled with monopoly money :lol:

I wish I was asleep already

Lunacie
03-19-16, 07:40 PM
Granted but it's filled with monopoly money :lol:

I wish I was asleep already

Poof! You're asleep ... but you wake up at 3 am and can't get back to sleep.

I wish my favorite online game wasn't running as slow as molasses.

Pilgrim
03-19-16, 08:34 PM
Poof! You're asleep ... but you wake up at 3 am and can't get back to sleep.

I wish my favorite online game wasn't running as slow as molasses.

Every time you play your score and performance becomes more unintelligent, uni imaginative and generally poorer.

I wish my house was bigger so I could build a proper car port for my car?

midnightstar
03-20-16, 05:27 AM
Granted your house is bigger but unfortunately every time it rains the car port you built floods :)

I wish next door's dog would shut up barking :o

Hermus
03-20-16, 06:09 AM
The next door's dog has stopped barking, but that's because he's silenced by an insane ex murderer who is roaming the neighbourhood.

I wish my master's thesis was finished

Pilgrim
03-22-16, 04:27 AM
Abracadabra , your masters degree is finished, but your told that there is an extra 18 months of intense study before they hand you the piece of paper.

I wish that I could further my skill set so I could move up the corporate ladder?

TheGreatKing
04-03-16, 07:20 PM
Abracadabra , your masters degree is finished, but your told that there is an extra 18 months of intense study before they hand you the piece of paper.

I wish that I could further my skill set so I could move up the corporate ladder?

Granted. But no matter how far you move up the corporate ladder your annual income will remain the same.

I wish i could be extremely wealthy.

Greyhound1
04-07-16, 12:18 AM
Granted. But no matter how far you move up the corporate ladder your annual income will remain the same.

I wish i could be extremely wealthy.

Wish granted but you blow it all in Vegas and are now addicted to gambling.

I wish to enjoy life each day

Hermus
04-13-16, 03:19 PM
Wish granted but you blow it all in Vegas and are now addicted to gambling.

I wish to enjoy life each day

Wish granted, but it's only because you're too foolish to understand the agony of your objective condition.

I wish I had so much money that I could just follow my heart without caring about finances at any moment.

midnightstar
04-13-16, 03:30 PM
Wish granted, but it's only because you're too foolish to understand the agony of your objective condition.

I wish I had so much money that I could just follow my heart without caring about finances at any moment.

Granted but you lose it all gambling it away :grouphug:

I wish I could re-do today :(

Chicky75
06-08-16, 07:20 PM
Granted, but now you're stuck in a Groundhog Day loop and have to keep re-doing it forever.

I wish I could afford to live next to the ocean without roommates.

aeon
06-09-16, 03:17 PM
Done, off to the Arctic Circle you go! Say hi to the seals and polar bears for us!

I wish I could get off of this bus.

Fuzzy12
06-09-16, 03:25 PM
Done, off to the Arctic Circle you go! Say hi to the seals and polar bears for us!

I wish I could get off of this bus.

You get off this bus just to realise that the entire world is a bus, which is happily cruising along an orbit around the sun. All humans seem to want to sit in the two front rows and are battling for those seats but as you go towards the back of the bus you realise that there are tons of empty seats and most are much more conformable and in much better shape since no one has ever sat in them.

I wish I had perfect vision and didn't need glasses or contact lens.

midnightstar
06-09-16, 04:21 PM
You get off this bus just to realise that the entire world is a bus, which is happily cruising along an orbit around the sun. All humans seem to want to sit in the two front rows and are battling for those seats but as you go towards the back of the bus you realise that there are tons of empty seats and most are much more conformable and in much better shape since no one has ever sat in them.

I wish I had perfect vision and didn't need glasses or contact lens.

Granted but instead you have to wear the strongest hearing aid known to mankind in both ears ;)

I wish my laptop would stop messing me up on gmail

Chicky75
06-09-16, 04:58 PM
Granted but instead you have to wear the strongest hearing aid known to mankind in both ears ;)

I wish my laptop would stop messing me up on gmail

Granted: it stops messing you up on gmail and just dies completely instead.

I wish I could win enough money to retire right now.

psychopathetic
08-29-16, 05:06 PM
Granted! ...But you're now living in a nursing home where they'll for sure take "well care" of your finances for you!

I wish I had the focus and self discipline to learn the guitar.

midnightstar
08-29-16, 05:11 PM
Granted but every note you play makes the opposite noise to what it should ;)

I wish nobody in the world was allergic to cats.

psychopathetic
08-29-16, 06:13 PM
Granted. But all cats suddenly became allergic to humans.

I wish I could go camping in a tent without being afraid a bear is going to nom-nom my face off lol.

midnightstar
08-29-16, 06:14 PM
Granted but all bears scream like little girls and run away from you :lol:

I wish I didn't have a bad feeling that my brain's going to add part 2 to the dream I had last night ......

Greyhound1
08-29-16, 06:28 PM
Wish granted.

You have a good feeling now about your brain adding part part II to your dream.