List things you can think of that just don't exist.

Ok, let's see...

Horticulturists who can avoid using latin when outside for a substantial length of time.

you mean like space. Space between you and me kinda thing or something else.

Or you mean like the brain that should be between my ears. :) :) :D :D :D

I mean....peanut butter and jelly pizza. <--I don't think that exists, anyway!

Spider steak on the bbq....

a way to vomit in the middle of your own wedding without disturbing the ceremony.
(no, I didn't do it! :p )

a bridge made out of liquid water.

(KJ love the new Avater. Don't change it.) :) :)

Aloof Labrador Retrievers

a dog that does not like meat

A small child who truly dislikes snuggling up in a pile of clean towels still warm from the dryer.
(thank you, ichpuchtli, but I'm an easily bored person ;) I've had lots of cool ones--just can't tolerate stasis, I guess.)