Lithium Baby
06-24-05, 02:02 AM
I'm not a Woman but I play one on TV
No seriously, I get dressed up in my ex girlfriend's under things, put on some lipstick, typically a nice rose red color as it brings out my complexion, stand on the television *an old floor model from the 50's), and sing along with "I am every woman" on the stereo. Okay, perhaps I shouldn't be telling you all this.
On a non silly note, God bless you women. All women, of all different shapes and sizes. You are the very heart of God, and the voice of reason to a race of chaotic "man". We couldn't do it without you. Thank God we don't have to.
Okay, for those of you that think that I am a sweet, silly, sensative, man.... my number is 555-5152. I will be waiting for your calls. I won't call back for days, but I will call back at some point. Its a guy thing. In our minds, it makes us look less interested implying that we don't have to have you in our lives even though we are waiting for the call to better our lives through the wit and wisdom of a loving better half. Also, its part of the whole dating dance -- You put your ego in, you take your penis out, and then you dance all about. Its the dating hokey pokey, and you want to do some poking, that's what its all about! Hey!
No seriously, I get dressed up in my ex girlfriend's under things, put on some lipstick, typically a nice rose red color as it brings out my complexion, stand on the television *an old floor model from the 50's), and sing along with "I am every woman" on the stereo. Okay, perhaps I shouldn't be telling you all this.
On a non silly note, God bless you women. All women, of all different shapes and sizes. You are the very heart of God, and the voice of reason to a race of chaotic "man". We couldn't do it without you. Thank God we don't have to.
Okay, for those of you that think that I am a sweet, silly, sensative, man.... my number is 555-5152. I will be waiting for your calls. I won't call back for days, but I will call back at some point. Its a guy thing. In our minds, it makes us look less interested implying that we don't have to have you in our lives even though we are waiting for the call to better our lives through the wit and wisdom of a loving better half. Also, its part of the whole dating dance -- You put your ego in, you take your penis out, and then you dance all about. Its the dating hokey pokey, and you want to do some poking, that's what its all about! Hey!