I advocate for the creation of an adders secret society. I think that we need to gather together to make this world a better place for all of us! Some goals I see for the adders secret society (A.S.S):


-Help undiagnosed adders to “find their path” or “see the light”.
-Lobbying to bring the meds cost down.
-Financing research.
-Help others adders in trouble (or to get a job, get out of jail, etc)
-Advocate for “facilities”
-Take over the world


We could begin by creating a private “on invitation only” forum where only trusted adders can join. Later, we could bring the ********* in real life with the creation of local chapters, annual convention, armed branch etc…


What do thing about it?

lol.. sounds funny but sounds great. I guess the idea is to not fear being exposed, and then be able to bring in the rich and powerful ADDers to help? Hey, if that is what it takes, go for it!

An ********* (:D) sounds like an interesting idea.

-Take over the world
This seems conflict with my own plans, unfortunately. Maybe we could join forces?

Something to add:
-Educating NT's about ADD.

Hey we could be the answer to dumb consumers or that one voice that is too scared to speak up. I'm in. I want to devote my life to helping other people. Where do I sign up?

Since I've been called an ********* most of my life...I guess this is a good place for me to be!!

*Signs guest book and pays his dues*

Eric

Most of your goals sound good to me, but take over the world? Heck, I'm still just trying to conquer my piles -- why would I want the pain in the neck of trying to straighten up the whole world?:eyebrow:

Scattered

Most of your goals sound good to me, but take over the world? Heck, I'm still just trying to conquer my piles -- why would I want the pain in the neck of trying to straighten up the whole world?:eyebrow:

Scattered

Well, we could enslave the neurotypical to do our mundane tasks… they seem to enjoy it anyway? Nah, I’m not evil. Being the respected and venerated Grand Master of the ********* would suffice to me. :D

Well, we could enslave the neurotypical to do our mundane tasks… they seem to enjoy it anyway?. :D
I can live with that -- they'd never even know we'd just give them a great title and tell them it's a promotion!:D

Scattered

A. S. S. ...lol. Excellent.

Actually, some people feelt that way about CHADD in terms of being skeptical to downright paranoid and delusional over what they do.

Unfortunately, they're being scapegoated.

yes, but how will ever remember the secret handshake?

But more importantly, do we get to wear silly hats?

yes, but how will ever remember the secret handshake?

Visual cues? :D

I advocate for the creation of an adders secret society.

A secret society? :eyebrow: Now there's a challenge. :faint:

coyote I like the way you think.
It's totally worth joining just for the silly hat alone.
If I'm gonna be taking over the world I should at least have a silly hat on. :D

A secret society? Now there's a challenge.


Should well make all 7000 members promise not to tell any one????? ;)

********* gotta love the name

Sooooo we will no longer have to deal with the following
Beurocratic red tape
Beurocratics
paper work (except in bathroom areas)
Lying politicians ( banish all to a tiny island around Bermuda or Alaska)
racist
poverity
greed
inspection stickers
income txases
wars, riots and the like. (All dis agreements will be resolved by games of chess, arm wrestling or jump rope contest?????)
radios or TV who do not hold a station
insurance policies over 1200 words

All I wants is a little bitty car to ride around in when we have a parade-- and the hats.

Oppps. That wouldn't be very secret.

Instead of a handshake we can present,
as the chimpanzes do.

In contrast to the shriners we could be the mooners.

Who put the A. S. S. in association? You did grand master.

ROFL:faint:

Any multi-millionaire adders on the forum? Some funding is needed to construct our secret underground headquarter and to design those silly hats.

WEll, If I keep losing jobs, you are all screwed! haha, but I could donate to paypal? :cool:

Of course, we already have one, and the secret handshake is impossible to reveal. Anyone who can see it is already a member, and those that can’t, well, they can’t. That’s what makes them non-members, isn’t it?

We don’t have to hide a thing.

What we’re all really looking for is just a way to talk coherently about it. So far, the Society of Non-Members has managed to define all the words, and they only describe what they can see.

We need new words that describe what we can see. For us it feels like being asleep, dreaming, and not being able to wake up.

--T&K

So what’s our slogan? ASSes unite? Geeze…

Ooooh, taglines! Pick me!

Kiss this!
Big ********* Small World.
This ********* is mine.
Smart. *********
You bet your sweet *********!

We could get together somewhere fun and have a big-********* convention! And on the first or last day of the convention, we'd have festivities for which the dress code would require the silly hats. That would, of course, be Silly ********* Day.

An excommunicated member? Pain in the *********
An excommunicated member who wants to be reinstated? Sorry *********

(this is just way too fun. somebody stop me ....)

Hey guys seriously! We should have a convention. That would be kik A. S. S.:D


It would be fun to meet some of youns

Yea but if its a secret society we would all be in the same room and not know anyone else in the society cause its a secret

It'd be a secret because we couldn't remember their names or why we came into the room in the first place:p .

Yea but if its a secret society we would all be in the same room and not know anyone else in the society cause its a secret

Well, that's the price you have to pay for secrecy, now isn't it?

This brings up an idea for an ********* t-shirt. A T-shirt with a donkey printed on it with the abbrev. "*********" underneath it. That would make it secret, especially if the periods in "*********" were small. A detractant (looking at the donkey, not the abbreviation).

you people are way too funny to be reading in a house were every one else is or was asleep!!!!!!!

Heck i probably would procrastinate joining and miss all the secret handshakes and secret hat.lol lol
Then i could be known as late ****** lmoa
Steve

Don't feel bad, Heatman! I probably wouldn't make it at all. Assuming I could keep track of the directions, I would be very unlikely to be able to follow them and end up at the meeting. So I'd feel like a perfect *********!;)

Don't feel bad, Heatman! I probably wouldn't make it at all. Assuming I could keep track of the directions, I would be very unlikely to be able to follow them and end up at the meeting. So I'd feel like a perfect *********!;)
So secret that even the members don't know about it! :p

Scattered...I could help you with directions..but they are a secret remember???
guess this makes me a smart**** lmoa lol lol

Scattered, I would offer to write down the directions for you, but naturally they'd have to be in invisible ink -- and I would certainly lose the paper I'd written them on anyway! Or, better yet, I could give you a ride there -- if I could find my keys!

Well, I could help you find your car keys and go with you, but if you lost the paper, I have no sense of direction anyways and we would end up in the ghetto and get shot because I would volunteer information that we have money..:eyebrow:

Got car keys buttttt where did we leave the *******car!!!!!!


It is amazing what a bunch of ADDers can do with one A....S.....S..et!!!!

Now...what was I supposed to find out? the phone number..no..oh well ..i guess i am a dumb *** lmoa.lol