Morbid Parable
09-18-05, 05:11 PM
Do any of you add'ers feel like your sense-of-humor is quite different from the norm? I hear creativity mentioned a lot in regards to AD(H)D. Something I hear from co-workers constantly is, "where do you come up with this stuff?" I must hear that, at least, 10 times a month. My humor seems to be appreciated or scorned upon, no middle ground.
Questions that have gotten me unacceptable reactions are:
I once asked my dental hygenist if she ever had an I-tooth wink at her. She seemed more frightened than amused, confused nonetheless.
I asked the guy who sold me my stereo if I could return my speakers if they were mutes. He just seemed annoyed.
I asked my dairy Manager what the deal was with buttermilk, as I had never witnessed lactating butter before. He was perplexed.
I was watching my floral Manager inflate balloons when I felt compelled to ask her if inflating ones hinder with helium would create shrilling farts. She laughed, but then I asked her how she kept the helium tank from floating away. I got that, what do I make of this look.
When my cat got his shots I asked the vet if he had any pets get rabies shots for frost-bite. He was bemused at best.
My guidance counselor and myself were going through the obligatory one-on-one career counseling in highschool. He was running down the pre-fab list of options, and mentioned being a Naval Officer. I said "Naval Officer, are you nuts? I don't wanna dress like a belly dancer!" He realized I was beyond help.
Of course, when these jokes come to mind they are immediately blurted out. No process of examining the relevance or acceptability of what I am saying.
So, is it just me?
Regards to all,
Larry
Questions that have gotten me unacceptable reactions are:
I once asked my dental hygenist if she ever had an I-tooth wink at her. She seemed more frightened than amused, confused nonetheless.
I asked the guy who sold me my stereo if I could return my speakers if they were mutes. He just seemed annoyed.
I asked my dairy Manager what the deal was with buttermilk, as I had never witnessed lactating butter before. He was perplexed.
I was watching my floral Manager inflate balloons when I felt compelled to ask her if inflating ones hinder with helium would create shrilling farts. She laughed, but then I asked her how she kept the helium tank from floating away. I got that, what do I make of this look.
When my cat got his shots I asked the vet if he had any pets get rabies shots for frost-bite. He was bemused at best.
My guidance counselor and myself were going through the obligatory one-on-one career counseling in highschool. He was running down the pre-fab list of options, and mentioned being a Naval Officer. I said "Naval Officer, are you nuts? I don't wanna dress like a belly dancer!" He realized I was beyond help.
Of course, when these jokes come to mind they are immediately blurted out. No process of examining the relevance or acceptability of what I am saying.
So, is it just me?
Regards to all,
Larry