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Trying to open the door to someone else's car that is the same make and model as mine

Take the wrong freeway and not realize it until way later<O:p</O:p

Pulling away from the Gas pump with the nozzle still in the tank...I HOLD THE DAM* THING WHEN I TANK UP NOW<O:p</O:p

Saying the second half of a thought in a conversation because I must of assumed I was talking to a telepath and hadn't bothered with the first half...and someone saying huh back at me with that funny look when you get when you have skipped the first 5 steps in a conversation. I don't know if I made that clear but it is embarrassing when someone looks at me with that scrunched up face because they dont have a clue what I am talking about and I realized it's because I jumped way ahead in a conversation without bothering to have it.<O:p</O:p

The letter reversals when writing or typing the word reversals on occasion when talking<O:p</O:p

Forgetting what I am talking about in mid sentence because POOF it was time for another thought.<O:p</O:p

Forgeting how to get somewhere that I have been numerouse times...getting lost no matter how good the directions are, Never coming home from the grocery store with a completer meal, and here is the worst...I was with the 3 kids and the dog at the park, plus one little friend...got home later that day hours later, and the dog was in our back yard, but I didn't remember putting her back there. I had left her at the park and thank goodness for the kindness of strangers...someone brought her home. I felt horrible, our dog wouldn't go anywhere with me for weeks...at least if wasnt one of thekids..hahahahaha <O:p</O:p

I've never left the gas nozzle in the tank, but I've forgotten to screw the cap back on and close the little door. <O:p</O:p

Locking keys in the trunk, in the house, in work after hours when there's no one around to let me back in.<O:p</O:p

Milk on the roof of my car. (someone beeped and managed to get my attention a block later. It was still up there)<O:p</O:p

Wow seeing it all written in front of me like that, is funny stuff........

Not that " I " know anything about what your talking about.... ;)

NOOOOOOOOO Not me NOOOOOOOOOOOOO :D

Where do I begin?

O.k., if you substitute a stack of library books for the milk on top of the car . . . not one of them fell off, either. :D

You know how to set the gas nozzle?

Leaving the dog at the park !! :faint: Priceless.

teaching my daughter to drive, and telling her to take a left when i meant right.....d-oh.

The letter reversals when writing or typing the word reversals on occasion when talking you mean, i'm not the only one who does that?

Forgetting what I am talking about in mid sentence because POOF it was time for another thought ditto

Forgeting how to get somewhere that I have been numerouse times because my brain went into auto-pilot and started going somewhere else....

My friend was driving my car once and took off with the nozzle in the tank and ripped the nozzle off. I was inside paying for the gas when he did this and I hear the lady behind the counter say, "Oh my lord, that guy in the brown car just took off!". I said, "he better not have, it's my car". She said, "No, I mean he took off with the nozzle in the car still!". I look over at the door and my friend is looking at me though the glass smiling (he didn't know he did this). I could only shake my head.

There happened to be a police officer at the gas station at that time and after a few minutes of an irate gas station manager, the officer asked what were we supposed to do. The manager said, "It'll cost you $150". My friend balked for a while, trying to talk him down a bit, but to no avail.

Finally my friend paid the guy (he had the cash because we were going on a road trip - which this incident cut short) and we tried to leave. I walked out first but I heard the station manager say, "Hey, what do you think your doing?". I turned around and saw my friend walking out with the nozzle! My friend tells him, "Hey, I paid for it; I'm keeping it."

Cop said, "Fair enough". So, somewhere I have a gas nozzle around if you ever need one.

KirkT..you should do stand up!! THat is So Funny! What a punch line!


Okay....I'm the girl who can't turn left when she's stopped at a light regardless of the color....which suddenly loses all track of right and left, and which color means what...and then posts it publicly on a forum that she doesn't remember the colorwheel while teaching art classes...

I also get paid for paintings with checks delivered in the lobby downstairs and lose them before I get up to my studio. Only two flights of stairs.
Today I wrapped the check up in the painting and sent it home with the buyer.


Im not even signing my name. :(