Don't mean to offend anyone, I thought it was very funny.......


SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and . . .

PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ........ (better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

LOL. I love it!! That gave me a good laugh!! I like the OCD one especially!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

I absolutely thought they were hilarious too !!
I, of course, LOVED the Narcissist one !!!!
Thank you for posting this !!

And I back you up also !
We have to have a sense of humor. Since this site is for us, and 99% of our time here is spent helping one another learn and help the public learn, we have to take a break from that and laugh.


I thought of another one !! LMAO !!!

Anti Social Holiday Cards:

On the first day of Christmas
Someone who says they love me
Gave to me
A sweater, I hated... that I thought was really uugggh...ly

Nova (0:

Cute! fasttalkingmom :)

The Christmas carol thing is hilarious. i hope you don't mind if i email it to my family.

would like to add:
Inattentive/Impulsive ADD (Me): Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! i remember when i would sing the parody version when i was little and didn't know the real words [laugh out loud], i loved going caroling though because i liked to look at people's christmas lights, oooh... these are pretty lights, i wonder if they are the kind that turn off automatically, oh my god! did i remember to turn my headlilghts off?! [actually run outside or to the window to check] wow, there are a lot of people singing...what song are we singing?

Love the add on !! :D very funny beccablue and nova ........

read same thing last year and it's still hilarious today :D

The Christmas carol thing is hilarious. i hope you don't mind if i email it to my family.

would like to add:
Inattentive/Impulsive ADD (Me): Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! i remember when i would sing the parody version when i was little and didn't know the real words [laugh out loud], i loved going caroling though because i liked to look at people's christmas lights, oooh... these are pretty lights, i wonder if they are the kind that turn off automatically, oh my god! did i remember to turn my headlilghts off?! [actually run outside or to the window to check] wow, there are a lot of people singing...what song are we singing?
Becca,
That was hilarious !!!!!
To hades with Law School for both of us, Girlfriend !!
We should just write jingles LOL !!!
Nova

read same thing last year and it's still hilarious today :D
It's great to see you, again, Draga !!!
Nova

Hi all!


:D

And lest we forget...

PSYCHOTIC: Happy Hanukkah!

So...heard about the psychiatrist & the proctologist who set up a joint practice?

They called it: "Odds and Ends."

Be well!

stillsmallvoice