it's simple! wish for something

i wish i had an icecream cone

then the next person to post will grant your wish

wish granted-you get an icecream cone-but it had bugs in it :D

so basically grant the wish of the person before you but make it so something bad happens, then wish for something.

i wish i had something to eat

Ok...let's try.

Here's an some homemade chicken noodle soup....


made with week old dishwater.


I wish I had a hundred dollars.

Wish granted, but I steal it from you.

I wish I didn't have to do homework.

((like that, just grant the wish of the person above you, then make a wish for some one to grant))

i wish my man would be more patient with me and not threaten to leave

i wish my man would be more patient with me and not threaten to leave
You ahve to grant my wish first! XD

But Wish granted anywho, instead you get sick of him and leave HIM

I suggest you do, if he can't be patient with a person with AD/HD-I then just leave him for someone who will be.

I wish people without AD/HD would try to understand people with AD/HD

FullMetal--your first wish of not having homework--granted, but instead, you now have to take an exam everyday.

I wish I could fly.

Your wish to fly has been granted but you still have that pesky concrete on your feet.


I wish for lots of chocolate.:D

Granted, you now have a life time supply and gained over 150 lbs! (ouch!)

I wish people could just learn to get along.

wish grated!! no more rude people... gone to another planet...:D

i wish for my love one's happiness....;)

your wish is my comand !! ya have it but to your detriment your as miserable as sin

i wish some one would do the kitchen dishes for me today !

Wish granted, since they do the dishes for you YOU have to do their home work; 3 essays in english, 5 pages of math homework and a map of the word hair factories XD

I wish I didn't have to go to school!

Done but scince you are not going to school you have to do the housework Gardening washing cleaning the toilet and on top of that you need to get a job.

I wish that life was easy.

wish granted for a week or so !! but the things in life that are worth any thing require constant monitering and attention. and ay way youd get bored esp with adhd so i give to you a month of utter boredom no figit toys any thing oh yea and ya hands tied behind ya back so ya cant even figit with ya self !!! in a padded room with no natural light.
God how mean !
As i said before i wish some one would do the dishes cause the genie that full metal summoned aint turned up and there still littering up the kitchen. and im not amused !!!

XD I'm not a magicion(sp?) And you do the dishes! I hate washing the cutlery! XD
Anywho, yo wish be granted, ~poof~ the dishes be done, but now yo parents are having a fancey dinner party and you have to cook for 78 people...

...and then do ALL the dishes XD

I wish that I knew everything about AD/HD

Poof (pink and purple puff of smoke with sparkles in it for effect) your wish is granted and now you know everything there is to know about adhd.

The bad news is that you walked into a doorframe after learning everything, because it was so much information at once, and now you have amnesia.

I wish I never got kidney stones again, because they really, really hurt. :(

***Wish granted*** No more kidney stones.... now they have moved into you gall bladder... the only positive... outta work for a while following surgery... :rolleyes: Wish ya the best of luck during recovery

I wish... I wish... I could have a week at the beach, minus kids and work!! I wish for a Mommie Vacation!

granted--no kids, but you have to walk at a beach with stinging jellyfish swirming around your feet--and since there are no kids--and actually, no one else, you'll have to deal with the sting yourself....sorry ;)

hmmmm, i wish I were fluent in every language in the world.

Yo wish be my comand! You no longer have painful kidney stones :)

But now you have to suffer though a agonizingly boring lecture and it's about something you really do not car e at all for and it hurts just as much as the kidney stones XD

I wish the other site that I like to go on didn't get hacked

Yo wish be my comand! You no longer have painful kidney stones :)

But now you have to suffer though a agonizingly boring lecture and it's about something you really do not car e at all for and it hurts just as much as the kidney stones XD

I wish the other site that I like to go on didn't get hacked
Oh god, too late :eek: Uh, what do I do now? :eyebrow:

sorry- out of turn--i'll repost a new one....

I'll attempt to fix this one (hope it works)....

Wish granted! You now speak all languages, and are such a hot commodity to all of the countries in the world (for translation purposes) that you never have any free time to yourself.

I wish I lived in the country (with no immediate neighbors).

Wish granted! You now live in the middle of no where! But since you have no neighboors within a mile raidus you get bored and lonley, during the summer you get a pool but you havce no buddies to swim with and now you're so bored and loonley you end up having 10 cats and you talk to them all day and get frusterated when they don't answer.
((Dogs are always better ^_^))

I wish school didn't suck

Granted, school is wonderful. In fact, you're in honors, nearly every club, in fact, you're home so little your parents have turned your bedroom into an excercise room. If/when you come home, you sleep in the garage. (theme sound familiar?)

I wish I was nearly done with college instead of just starting.

Well, actually you are nearly done! Oh, wait a second, just got an email....

Oh NO! They just changed the requirements and you'll have to write a defining paper on the effect of radioactive isotopes on the duodenal mucus glands of the grey pea hen.

I wish my friend would call like he promised (twice) before I have to officially nag him.

Your wish is granted..your friend calls when he is suppossed to..but he keeps calling you by a different girl's name.

I wish I could sing..or even carry a small tune.

***Wish Granted*** You have the most amazing voice ever heard. Only problem... your tune becomes too big. You have so many functions, you lose sight of what is really important. The art of being able to enjoy music, and the relief and release it once possesed. Music becomes a burden instead of enjoyment.

I wish I could find my keys! Lost them in the house a couple months ago, my remote for the door was on them... now I just have to rely on remembering to use the key to lock the door. Have locked the keys in it about 4 times already :(

*****wish granted, you find your keys in the oven. The problem is you now can't remember how to use the remote..and you lock your keys in every day.

i wish i just had..1hour to myself

Wish granted, too bad it's an hour in the bathroom with a stomach virus.


I wish for my headache to go away (and not be replaced with another bodily ailment).

Wish granted, now someones missing from your life


I wish both my legs were the same length

****wish granted, now none of your pants fit correctly..and nobody recognizes you without the limp..you are very lonely... and have to give up the handicap parking.

I wish i could have unlimited wishes

No Fair lettie! Hmmmm...Fine! But for every wish you get, one must go to someone else, someone you've never met.

I wish I would never get any older.

Wish granted! You now have eternal youth! But then you wish yoiu could drive...
And go to clubs
And drink with your friends
And vote...

I wish this stupid computer would let me download this ******* math lab so I can pass the class

wish granted...you got your lab, but you also just infected the entire places computer network, and YOU are being held financially liable for all the fried computers. Sucks to be you.

i wish my children weren't so disappointed continually by their absentee father.

talk about making it hard...all i want to say is wish granted!!!!!!!!

But, here it goes..Wish granted...now he is always there, but soooo bad on your nerves and maxes out your credit cards.

I wish I had a maid. i love this game

lmbo he's my ex husband, I don't have any credit cards, but having him move near me is cruel and unusual punishment. SO

wish granted, BUT your maid's name is Amelia Bedelia, and you hate pie, so her desserts don't make up for any of her mishaps. ENJOY!

BUT..ms sunshine...where is YOUR new wish.

I'll let someone else answer....maybe. I love this game.

BTW...I assumed x...that's why my answer was sooo "corrupt"

OOPS...I was distracted at work, and forgot to post a wish of my own--my bad, sorry.

I wish there was a cure for childhood leukemia. (You didn't think I was going to make this easy for the next person, did ya?)

I'm just glad you showed back up... I thought I had murdered you with all that contact with the x talk.... shew, what a relief.

OMG that is so cruel ok then, Wish granted but then you have to pay 1 millon $US and therefor being forever in dept.

I wish I didn't have to practise and could be able to just do things.

your wish is gladly granted.. but now you only have the desire to go sailing in your bathtub..to play a musical instrument in your closet, and to organize and polish your doorknob collection (don't ask me where that came from)

I wish for peace of mind and kindness of heart

omg who told you about my doorknob collection? i've never told ANYONE about it!

wish granted, but you will spend the rest of your life meditating with your kind heart in a monestary in Tibet, cut off from the outside world


I wish to move to Hawaii and live in a fabulous house on the beach.

Wish granted! You have built and tailored your house to your exact specifications. You go surfing only to find on your return that it has been washed away by the immensely huge waves you were just on!


I wish for a closet full of all the clothing that I have ever wanted...matching heels, purses, the whole kit and kaboodle!

Wish granted, you have all the clothing you could ever want

But now you have a hard time figuring out want youi want to wear in the morning....

I wish someone would help me with my math work ((ms_sunshine, are you good with math, how about you HuskyMom?))

ms_sunshine omg who told you about my doorknob collection? i've never told ANYONE about it!
....just had a feeling about you :)


Your wish is granted.. but you should have used the words someone with math ability to help you....because you get me to help you..someone who had to have two tutors to get through college alegebra. Just pick C..that's always a good answer. :)


I wish to erase the events of yesterday.

I wish someone would help me with my math work ((ms_sunshine, are you good with math, how about you HuskyMom?))
^ I am extremely rusty d/t the fact that I have been out of college for nine years...and you know how that goes - and if you don't use it.......

<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->Wish granted! Events of yesterday vanished *poof*! You failed to forget about the inheritance that you signed the rights to....whoops....oh well.


I wish I had more storage space.

HuskyMom..your wish is granted. you now have a three thousand square foot closet with every storage amenity possible...but you now live there with no water,kitchen,bathroon...etc.

I wish for the power to make a human being disappear

ok.. if i change my wish will someone play..


I WISH FOR TWO GALLONS OF ICE CREAM AND A PACKAGE OF OREOS

I wish for the power to make a human being disappear<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
Granted. But you accidentally made all the cowboys go away. =8-O

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Also granted. But it adds so much to your hips your jeans don't fit.

I wish I had a better memory.

Granted, but now you remember every faux pas you ever made and obcess about them constantly!

I wish I had my own house with a barn and a view.

I already do that *rolls eyes*.

Wish granted. The house has termites, the barn has rats, and the view is being blocked out by a condo development.

This thread is depressing me...I wish I had some pixie dust so I could fly with my children to Neverland. And I'm not coming back for anyone's corrupt answer.

Don't go EYEFORGOT...

your wish is granted.. you now live in Neverland...but your memory really stinks. you can't remember which one's are your kids.

I wish to take the ice cream and oreos off my hips.

WIsh granted but It goes to your thighs XD

I wish EYEFORGOT wouldn't be so depressed and come back! =(

Wish granted but she comes back with a tude.

I wish my kids would go to sleep.

I could learn to like having termites and rats as neighbours. But the condos gotta go! Anyone got a phone number for the Monkey Wrench Gang?!:D

(hopes Eyeforgot does come back with a 'tude! That's fun!;) )

Your kids do go to sleep Futs, but they all wet the beds and have to get up in the night and do laundry. Which they choose to do in the bathtub with dishsoap. The bubbles get so huge that they foam right out the window, floating the kids away on a wild adventure so that they sleep for 3 days straight when they get home.:faint:

Unfortunately, they are still up all night!:p

Wish granted. I'm back with an attitude, but someone had to tick me off to do it and I get such a bad attitude I start crying and having a panic attack.

I wish...

My couch would stop smelling gross.

Interesting wish!
Ok, your wish is granted, your couch now smells of roses, freshly baked cookies and sheets off the clothes line on a summer day. It is so fresh it positively vibrates. In fact it does vibrate and all the neighbours wonder what you are doing over there at all hours of the day and night! (grin)

(I meant the other attitude, the one with sass and vinegar!!!)

Hugs to Eyeforgot.

oh, I forgot my wish!

um

I wish my house would pack itself.

You get your wish your house not only packs itself but moves without you and forgets to leave a forwarding address.

I wish hmm you gotta be careful in this game huh...I wish for an A on my Anatomy test.

okay.. wish granted you get that A. Now, the dean approaches you, tells you he's very impressed, and if you can make an A in such a hard class you will be expected to only make As from now on.. any Bs and you are gone.

I wish that I'm not the one who ticked EYEFORGOT off.. and that I could quit doing that so often also.

Wish granted! EYEFORGOT and you are now best fruends, you even decide ot exchange phone numbers, but now she/he calls you at ungodly hours and will not leave you alone

I wish the subtitles on the FullMetal Alchemist movie didn't look like some guy who barely knew japanesse typed them....

Ok, they are now IN Japanglish, hand brushed one cel at a time with artisticly exquisite brush strokes which cost so much that no one can afford to buy or even watch the movie!

I wish people had subtitles.

Wish granted...all people have subtitles. Unfortunately they're in aramaic, which only Mel Gibson can really read, and he's unavailable to translate for the rest of us. So, everyone goes away and stops trying to communicate with one another. Chaos ensues...

I wish I had more girl scout cookies-the tagalongs, in particular. (absolutely no saying they have 100% real girl scout in them...be original *sticks out tongue*).

:P
Wish granted, you have more tagalongs...you also brought home the entire girl scout troupe and they are raiding your refrigerator and WON'T LEAVE!

I wish FullMetalOtaku knew I was a girl. (remember folks, this is a family board, be careful how you respond)

POOF............everyone now knows you are a girl but in the middle of the night the hair fairy comes in and shaves off all your hair because Cousin It from the Adams Family needed a hair transplant


I wish my 5 yr old would find her listening ears!!

Welll, wish granted but now that she has her listening ears, you have lost your voice,,, darn,,,, still she doesn't hear you ;)


I wish I could read minds and see into the future.

wish granted.........you can see into the future BUT then you get amnesia & forget everything


I wish my kids would stop fighting!!!!!

granted, but now they are freaks of nature ostricized from society. :P

I wish my house could be cleaned the way Mary Poppins does it.

DONE but all of a sudden a bad wind storm comes through and because you had the windows open.............your house is now completely full of dirt


I wish I had a chef that would cook supper every night, so I did not have to

Granted...but she's serves raw vegetables only, and tofu.

I wish I had my lines memorized for my acting class already. (and no, I'm not allowed to forget them for the performance)

done.......in fact you memorized everyone's lines. When it was your turn, you could not remember which lines were actually yours


I wish my laundry was ALL done

Granted...
but you decide to join a nudist colony and it was a pointless waste of time.


I wish I spoke sign language fluently so I can teach it to my kids better.

wish granted EXCEPT all your kids could understand was the bad "words" and they taught them to all the kids in the neighborhood. So now all the parents are calling you


I wish I could win the lottery so I can pay all the bills

Wish granted but it gets all taken away in taxes *boo*

I wish I had more control over my signature. I <3 my signature

Wish granted, it just has guidelines it has to fall inside of. :P (I'm no help at all, am I.)



I wish for a good night's sleep.

granted......the only problem is you sleep all night AND through the next day.



I wish I could have one weekend that we do not have to do anything or go anywhere

Done!

You get a completely relaxed weekend where you do all the bumming around you want and by Sunday night feel refreshed and rejuvenated...then spend the next 3 weekends catching up on everything that piled up because you took that weekend off.

I wish I had a condo.

POOF.......you now have your condo, except you have to share it with 5 other families

I wish weekends did not go by so fast

Your wish is granted...but your in-laws visit for each one and the leaves always need to be raked.

I wish my cramps would go away.

Boy so I know about that wish!!!

Your cramps are now gone...........but instead you have a horrible migraine


I wish the cleaning fairy would come clean my house while I am sleeping tonight

Granted, now you can't find a blessed thing.

I'm grumpy, I wish my lousy mood would go away.

Minn gives Eyeforgot a great big hug to make her lousy mood go away!!!


I wish that Chel's lousy mood would go away!!

granted

now your kids are grumpy. :(

I wish minn could come visit me for a girls weekend w/o grumpy kids.

GRANTED............but the weekend was so much fun that minn does not want to go back to her own reality, so you are stuck with her for a while longer


I wish I could get more motivated to loose some weight

Granted, the motivation is there...but the only thing to eat is cake.



I wish I could pig out and watch tv all day.

Granted - Except you gain 300 lbs.


I wish my sister-in-law would get off my nerves.

Wish granted, but gets on your case!

I wish this school year would hurry up and End because I want to go to camp!!!!!!

Done! The rest of the school year zips by and you head off to camp. 2 hours after you get there, you fall into a poison ivy patch and spend the rest of the summer covered with camoline lotion which doesn't quite do the job of making you itch-proof.:eyebrow:

I wish I all these documents I need to scan in were already done.

Granted - but when you are done to your horror the scans all have wavey lines thru them and you can't read a word.


I wish I could visit Australia!

Granted, but you get lost in the outback.

I wish I could get organized today. Just today.

you wish has now been granted................the only problem is you got so organized that it will now take you a week to find everything


I wish I knew how to grow a garden

Granted - Only you got soo good at it your garden took over the whole neighborhood.


I wish I could loose a bit of weight.

ok, a rock garden. :P

I wish ... I wish... hm...can't think of a wish...I wish someone would think up a good wish for me that would actually come true.

granted.............HEY, I found the weight you lost. Thanks alot!!!



I wish that I had all the right answers for one whole day

Granted...too bad there's no one around to ask questions.

I wish I didn't have to go grocery shopping, and the food was just in my house...and yes, it has to be the stuff I meant to get.

Granted... but so much has appeared that it has filled up all the rooms in your house and you have no room to move around.


I wish I could go home for the rest of the day.

Granted. Only there was no electricity or hot water.

I wish I could find the script I misplaced.

granted, but when you find it you realize one of your pets has ripped it to shreds, slobbered all over it, and gotten muddy prints all over the place.

i wish i could get high-speed internet

Granted. But it costs so much you lose your house.

I wish I could have a good hair day.

Granted, you have one perfect hair day. It's so perfect that it causes people to gaze at you as you walk by, creating traffic jams, accidents, and mayhem. Many people are now going to sue you in civil court to pay for their damages. The stress from all of this causes your hair to fall out at once.

I wish I wasn't afraid of planes crashing so much.

*ping* granted! but now you're scared to go out of your house....

I wish that I had a Victorian stye house....

Granted! And it has turmites.

I wish I had a triple layer double dutch chocolate cake with sprikles!

granted but the it's chocolate flavored laxative shavings on top instead of sprinkles.


I wish I lived on a tropical island.

Granted. Think "tropical storms", lots of them.

I wish my kids were in bed and sleeping peacefully already.

granted! but at around 2:30 they wake up puking all over the place!



I wish I had all the clients I need to make me sucessful & booked 6 wks out at work.

Granted. Too bad they're impossible to deal with and you can't get the work done.

I wish I didn't have to cut down poison ivy in the yard, that it just disappeared.

Granted - unfortunately it reappeared inside your house.


I wish someone else would cook for me tonight.

Granted...too bad they burned the food and left a big mess in the sink.

I wish for a yummy pizza delivered with cinnamon sticks!

Pizza comes but the cheese is old and moldy and the Cinnamon stick cost $400 each.

Wish the sound on my computer would work.

Granted - But now the volume is stuck on high and you can't turn it off.


I wish my truck was paid for.

Granted but it turns out to be dodgy and you spend more on it then it cost. (I don't know why someone would do that but you know :D )

I wish that I had a magic pen that would write for me cause me hand hurts.

Granted you have a quick quotes quill from Harry Potty, but in it's grand tradition, it just sorta writes whatever it wants to. Truth or not.

I wish I was in Europe. (Anyone who's been there should have fun with this one!)

Granted, but you're out of Euros (how do you spell it?) and only have Chucky Cheese tokens left in your pocket.


I wish I was packed and ready to go.

you are now completely packed and ready to go............problem is you now have to live out of boxes for the next several weeks


I wish that I could go to bed right now and the kids can feed themselves and put themselves to bed. AND my house was still in one piece when I get up in the morning

WIsh granted, but they do this every night for one month and the iregularity of your childern listening to you is freaking you out, they do everything for you, and I mean EVERYTHING This goes on rfor a yearand since they do everything for you you get so lazy that you quit your job and stay at home munching on three bags of cheeseypuffs a day.

By 2009 you gain 400lbs.

Then your house explodes

I wish I didn't have to read Romeo and Juliet for Endlish class

wish granted....you can read the Cliff Notes version but you won't pass english or read one of the best books of all time......& I bet you saw the movie with Leonardo DiCaprio & Claire Danes.....so you already know the story.....

I wish the schoool PTA pres wasn't such a control freak!

wish granted. but u get hit by a truck for no apparent reason.... oh yeah and the PTA VICE pres becomes a control freak

i wish i could die over and over again...

granted...you live in the movie "Groundhog's Day". So you give up trying to die and make the most of life.

I wish hubby would make (or have delivered) a yummy dinner without complaint.

granted but it's cold.

I wish i could remember...

Granted. Only you remember the irrelevent.


I wish I could be a bit more awake and not get grumpy, either.

wish granted............now you have a permanent smile on your face!!



I wish I could have a vacation

granted, only you're eaten alive by mosquitoes

I wish I could get this dopey smile Rach gave me off of my face. :P

oh alright, granted..............now you have a frown that keeps spinning around so ppl do not know if you are happy or sad


I wish Chel was not in a grumpy mood anymore

Granted, no more grumpy face. Now it's a tired face, not entirely attractive to look at with droopy eyes and half open mouth...drool coming.

I wish for a peaceful night's sleep for hubby and I.

Wish granted, but the next day is a living hell for you two.

I wish my sister's friend would stop calling all the time and leave me and her alone! >.<

Wish granted...but the friend moves in next door and you see him/her all the time.


I wish my bathroom's second coat of paint was all done.

Wish granted, but I use dynomite to paint all the walls ast once and now Everything else needs a second coat of paint.

I wish today did stink so much

grant it ur stuck in a porta potty that is tipped over spilled on you for the rest of your life.



I wish that people will never die :)

granted ...
you now have to work forever with no date of retirement in site the only way of slowing off is ssevere illness. Just to help pay for all the medical requirements of the overly large geriatric population

i wish i could sing in tune !

granted, but only in a mans voice!!

i wish i had a vodka and coke

Granted but then the cops see you as you drink it as you drive home and you get a DWI and they take your car away and then you can't drive your kids anywhere and they get mad XD

I wish...:eyebrow: (I don't know what to wish for)

I wish I had something to wish for

Granted...but we corrupt it. :P

I wish for my sore, tired muscles to be relaxed.

Granted, but your muscles get SO relaxed that they atrophy and you need a wheelchair.

I wish I could fly.

granted but you are unable to land.

i wish i could stop nibbling my finger nails

Granted, but now you nibble your toenails ((EW! X_X ))

I wish my friends would stop throwing stuff down my shirt at lunch XD

They will get bored with throwing stuff down your shirt and make you eat a worm sandwich every day

I wish I could get rid of this miserable cold

Wish granted, but then I get it and you have to take care of me until I'm better =P

I wish I could use alchemy for real

Boy that would be cool to make gold. Wish granted but you are sought after cause of this discovery and you loose everything.

I wish every peice of technolgy that I own would stop breaking!!!

Granted, but they evolve their own intelligence and turn against you, then seek out to destroy the human race. (yeah, I'm a Battlestar Galactica fan)


I wish the bills were paid.

Granted, they pay themslves and you never have to pay the bills again but then the IRS starts to get worried and thinks you are some kind of evil master mind bill-payer who has enough money to pay for everything and they arrest you and tie you up and make little tiny sharks nibble on your toes until you give them the recipe for world domination with chocolate chip mint falvor but since you have nothing to tell them the sharks continue to nibble on your toes. This gives to horrible night errors of flying backpacks with sushi taped to their tenticals and you cry every morning when you wake up to see a man in a red tie asking you
"Have you remebner where the dog placed my bowl of car keys?"
You scream and yell that you have no idea what the hell any of them are talking about untill your lungs turn blue and the penguin preforming the autopcy on the scooter next to you goes insane and thorows confetti everywhere. Because of this rain of sparkly goodness the clouds get jealous and make it rain coffee bean for 40 days and 40 nights. a man named bob buillds a stirofoom raman cup arch to save the animals and find you in the basement floating on a huge chopstick and saves you but now you are stuck on this raman cup boat, in the middle of a coffee bean ocean for the rest of your life with weird animals who keep talking about how they can never seem to get the electric bill paid even thoug there are no crabs to wire the cup....

Lol, had to get that out of me

I wish I didn't have to do this stupid history project

wow. way to corrupt a wish.

Ok, you don't have to do the stupid history project, but you have to clean up the animal poop in the raman noodle cup ark while it rains coffee beans for 40 days and nights. :P

wow. way to corrupt a wish.

Ok, you don't have to do the stupid history project, but you have to clean up the animal poop in the raman noodle cup ark while it rains coffee beans for 40 days and nights. :P
Lol! Nice come back! I like to corrupt things alot but I don't think people with ADHD will want to listen to that for an hour ((OMG total da-ja-vu :eek: ))

Uh...wish for something....

I wish for you to wish for something! :p

Granted, I wish for another corrupted wish from you...

but you have to make it twice as long as the last one.

BWAhahahahaha!!!

Granted,
but just as it was about to be posted a huge flying toaster with legs and a really freakish nose where the push down button is supposed to go landed on the roof and sucked the hard drive out of the computer, then began going from house to house slurping up every single computer, cellphone, PDA, and widget in the city! No one could call because they had turned off their landl ines due to the advanced technology and so began the riot of May 13 2006! Very quickly everything comfortable and known to us was gone! Seems the giant toaster wasn't alone. Worldwide electronics were dissapearing by the millions and people were rushing into the streets weeping and gnashing their teeth. The dental community was thrilled at this as was the ramen company but everything else came to a grinding halt. With no TVs or computers the world turned to US! The ADDers! The world leaders begged us to save the planet with our quick resoursefulness and great humor. I hope we can pull it off...

In fact I wish we can pull it off!

Granted, we pull it off, and then forget how we did it.

I wish for a nice, quiet nap.

You get a nice quiet nap then stay up all night because you're not sleepy.

I wish I could travel to Colorado.

Granted...but you land on a mountain top instead of the airfield and spend a week in the cold until you are rescued...and have to go back home.


I wish I still get a good night's sleep despite my nap.

You get a nice quiet nap then stay up all night because you're not sleepy.

I wish I could travel to Colorado.
I had this HUGE corruption of your wish but then I hit the back button by accident and it got delete! I'm so mad right now but it ended up with you and me and PINKY and EYEFORGOT floating in the raman cup forever. me and EYEFORGOT talk to PINKY all night and day and do stuff we arin't support and make you clean up and you're motto becomes

"Better consistant then getting consistanly worse"

But it turns out it was all a dream and your flight leaves that day XD
I'M SO ****ED OFF THAT I LOST THAT POST!!!

EYEFORGOT, it was three times ling then the one I did last time :p

ANYWHO, EYEFORGOT-
You get a wonderful night of sleep, in fact it was the best you have had in years! Then you wake up....Enough said

EYEFORGOT, it was three times ling then the one I did last time :pI like your corruption of crackerjack's trip to Colorado than mine. lol I'm real sorry I missed it.

So your wish must be that we go back in time and your post actually posted. So I grant you your wish. Unfortunately the space/time continum (how DOES one spell that?) brought about by the coffee bean-filled ramen cup holding us "forever" causes you to loop through time so that just as you hit "post quick reply" your journey starts over and you have to retype that corrupted wish "forever". Thank you Einstein. (ok, and Star Trek, because I've seen more of that than I've read of Einstein's theories)

I wish for today to be a good day.

Granted! Today is one of the best days you can remember having...but each day for the rest of this week a different something needs to be repaired in your car.

I've had enough of being in the cold...I wish I could go to Puerto Rico! :p:D

Granted...but the tropical storms keep you indoors the whole time.

I wish ... (truly I'm happy and in need of nothing)...so I guess I wish that I could make something wonderful happen for someone else today.

Granted...but the tropical storms keep you indoors the whole time.

I wish ... (truly I'm happy and in need of nothing)...so I guess I wish that I could make something wonderful happen for someone else today.
Wish granted but then your sad and need everything.

I wish i was a little bit taller

Granted! You grow 1/8th of an inch.

I wish I could eat some doritos.

Granted but half way thru the bag you discover they are covered in tiny little bugs.


I wish I could go home for the day.

Granted. You go home and find out there's been a water leak so everything is flooded.

I wish I could read more books.

Granted, but then you read all the books in the world and never come out of your house again. This earns you a reputation given by the neighbor hood kids who call you "The book worm man" Who eats little kids and their homework when they walk by your house.

((Would you read my book about a Jewish boy named Nikolaus who is running from the Nazis with his two best friends who a pure aryan? It's moral is that race means nothing when it comes to true friendship and that if you believe in yourslef and your friends you can get through anything....It's totally fictional though))

I wish I could finish corrupting CrackerJack's wish to go to PR but It's a good half page already.

Granted...but you take so long to finish (because it gets about the size of a novel) you miss too many days of school and flunk your class(es).

I wish the cake was baked, the shields cut out and I could sleep in peace.

Granted. You wake up to find your cake has been eaten by the neighborhood dog and find frosting paw prints all over your kitchen floor.

I wish I could afford to quit my job.

Granted but then you get bored and want a job to keep you busy.

I wish school didn't suck so much

Granted. Instead it's torture rather than just sucking.

I wish for the painting to do itself and not make a mess.

POOF.......the painting is done, only problem is it is not exactly the color you wanted


I wish my house would stay clean for one whole day

abracadabra. you house stays clean every day, all day. the bad news is that you are the one who cannot stop cleaning and it's driving everyone else away. this mainly happens because you kept trying to clean them, too.

i wish I wasn't this sick. i've already missed two days of work.

You get better...then have to work overtime through the weekend to make up the time you missed.

I wish the lawn was already mowed.

Ta Da! All mowed...too bad you're infested with fleas.

I wish my sore throat was better.

Shazam! Now you can eat without pain. Sadly, you are now compelled to pig out on chocolate and other sweets.

I wish my cat Paisley would stop passing gas every time she gets nervous (lord she reeks!).

granted but it is because she has messed on the floor. boy does she feel better!

i wish i didnt have to sell the house.

Granted...you didn't and couldn't...the resale value drops dramatically and you can't afford to stay or move.

I wish PMS were over.

POOF! its gone...now you are broke and cannot afford to take care of the results ;).

I wish my kid and hubby would stop playing 2 different game systems at the same time!

Granted!

Now they watch ESPN all the time and scream at the TV because their favorite teams keep losing.

I wish I was done tweaking my dad's laptop.

It is done! Now your roof is leaking and the storm won't stop.

I wish my hubby did not see my daughter's and my wild humorous tangents as annoying tonight and join in like he sometimes does.

Granted!

He joins in and all three of you are having such a great time...oops - someone knocked over the china cabinet with the antique plates from your great-great-grandmother.

I wish I could go to bed.

Poof! You sleep and your dreams are filled with purple orangutans, begging you to join this circus they started...

I wish I could get off this computer and do something productive if I am not gonna sleep!

Kazaam!

You start a cleaning frenzy and make such a racket with the vacuum that the neighbors call the cops on you for noise violations at 2 am.

I wish I could function with the 5 hours of sleep I'll probably be getting...

Done! You can function now, but you will develop a set of flaming hemorrhoids :D.

I gasoline cost 2C a gallon.

Flaming hemorrhoids?

....

Talk about "ouch". :p

Gas is now 2 cents a gallon and there's such a rush at the pumps there's no gas left and cars are lined up at stations for miles.

I wish I didn't have to study for a test.

Test cancelled...and now your car only gets an inch to the gallon :p.

I wish I knew what I wanted to drink right now, this pepsi gives me heartburn.

You end up drinking coffee and stay up the rest of the morning. You take a nap in the afternoon but now you can't sleep Saturday night. :D :p

I wish I had plans for tomorrow night.

LMAO coffee makes me mad-tired...:D.

Plans do come up for tomorrow night. You attend and know nobody, and you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe all night and realise this on the way home.

I wish my kids were not so darn obsessed with anime.

Toilet paper? Now I know why that girl turned me down when I asked her out...

Done.

Your kids are now into heavy metal and blast it from their rooms, even headbang at family dinner time.

I wish I had a home theater system.

Great now they have anime hairstyles...LOL!

You do! And your main breaker is struck by lightning and melts all your major household appliance wiring :D.

I wish I could quit smoking....

You quit smoking and end up eating so many donuts to take care of the cravings, you gain 200 lbs in a month.

I wish I had a free trip to London.

Wingarduim Leviosa! You are in London, and it gets hit by an enormous meteor, resulting in mass hysteria.

I wish my 10 year old and 16 year old did not use the speakerphone all the time :mad: one voice blabbing is enough already!

Wow. That'd drive me insane too.

It's so peaceful around your house now that the kids don't use the speakerphone...

...but they've been text messaging on their cell phones instead and they've run up such a bill that you've got to get a $50,000 loan to pay for it. :D

Since I've been up all Friday night, I'd like to get some sleep tonight. :faint:

Awww you too?

Ok you sleep tonight :) and you wake to find your entire place has been remodeled in "early-late old lady" style, complete with the smell of too many cats.

I wish they would come out with a sequel to "Legend of Dragoon".

So the next day you walk into the computer store and see the sequel to "Legend of Dragoon"! Even better - it's such a great game your kids stop text messaging and play it!!

But they play it so much you never get a chance to enjoy the game. :p

I wish there was an easier way to do spring cleaning.

Oh there is! Haven't you heard of the new springy spring clean machine. I just bought you one and it's on it's way to your house right now. All you need is an ADHD child or adult to work it.
First you hook them up to the handy springy bungy thingys and then you put thier feet in the toaster looking thingamabobs on the bottom.
The machine does the rest.
The ADHD child or adult can whip up so much energy and the attachable vacuum/broom/duster has those dust bunnies gone in no time.
It also comes with an automatic sorter/organizer for those hard to do jobs.
______________--ADHD child or adult not included--________________----
Unfortunatelly this devise has not been tested fully and has been known to take over the actual subjects brain and cause them to be completely and totally focused on cleaning. The subject then goes bouncing down the street to clean all of your neighbors houses and is never heard from again.
Man, I wish that I could find a better way to clean and organize my house.
Thanks for reading and God bless you.

o_0 Wow....I need one of those XD

You didn't wish for anything!

I wish I could pour glue on my hands a peal of the dry remains right now!
((Yeah, weird habit of mine =D ))

Granted, but you can't get the glue out from between your fingers and they're stuck that way forever.

I wish I wasn't in a ****y mood and had all my paperwork done. (ok so that's two wishes, you really want to argue with me?)

O.K. You have all of your paperwork done and it cheers you up :D so much that you do a backflip and you land on a stray paperclip.:faint: It gets buried into your behind and so now you have to do all of your paperwork tomorrow while you are standing up.:eek:
By the way, I did make a wish. :confused: I wished for a better way to clean and organize MY house.;)
Lol and God bless. Thanks for reading.

Your house is now clean and organized. But your mothe-in-law moves in (or mother, whichever is worse)

I wish I would stop sniffling. Actually, I'd like the whole cold to be gone.

Poof your cold is gone and there are no more sniffles. Thanks for the mother in law though. I actually just got done visiting her today. She would actually be more miserable having to live with us than we would having her here.
By the way, now that your nose is cleared up you have a male cat and a female skunk fighting right outside your bedroom window and the smell is so bad that you can't get any sleep tonight.

And your wish?

Oops I forgot Eyeforgot. I wish that I could stay on here longer but my husband is getting ready to take over the computer for an online poker tournament.
Have fun and lol.God bless.

Ok - reset time.

I wish my job wasn't so strict about people showing up on time.

Granted--everyone can come in whenever they want--only, when it's time to leave, your work is very strict about everyone staying at least 16 hours after they came in....

I wish I never felt tired...

So now you never sleep and go insane.

I wish the painting was done.

The painting is done and you show it off at a party. Everyone is oohing and ahhing over it an-- Oops! It wasn't hung properly and falls on top of the dog who gets its revenge by using it as a chew toy.

I wish I could get to sleep earlier.

You fall asleep at 11 am ... but don't get up until 10 am. Not very productive.

I wish for a short nap.

Granted! You fall asleep and...now you're awake. :D

I wish the lawn was already mowed.

Granted. Then it dries up in the sun and you now have a yard full of just dirt.

I wish I were in a better mood.

Done!

You're in such a perky good mood that everyone ends up avoiding you because you're so annoyingly cheerful.

I wish I had more free time.

Congratulations, unemployment leaves you with more free time than you know what to do with.

I wish there was a steak dinner around here to eat.

You've got the steak in front of you grilled to your specifications, you're about to cut into it...then the dog gets tired of chewing on your painting and runs off with your steak.

I wish I had a DSL internet connection.

Granted. But your hard drive crashes.

I wish the kids to go to bed early and quietly.

Granted but as soon as you decide to go to bed they are back up raring to go and refuse to go back to sleep.

I wish my house would magically clean itself lol

bibbity bobbity boo It's clean my dear. Don't mind the hundreds of mice that just moved in, they're the help.

I wish same wished for mice would come clean my kitchen.

And here they are Chel, happy to oblige...too bad they gnaw that woodworking and the snakes move in to feed on them :D.

I wish my kittens slept on the same schedule I did!

They do, but then... oh no! They won't wake up!!!!

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.

Granted, too bad you wished for pea soup every night for dinner.


I wish for a bubble bath that stays nice and warm for an hour, by candlelight, and soft music. Alone. Kids are asleep.

bibbity bobbity boo - that bath is steaming hot with a light foam of soap bubbles that are obscuring the poopoos that came out of the overflow when the septic system backed up
enjoy ! :p

EEEWWWWWWW!!!!!

So what's your wish WT?

I wish that I could blink my eyes and any woman of my choosing would be uncontrollably attracted to me and then blink my eyes again and she would'nt even remember me :D :eek: :confused: :eyebrow: :faint:

Granted, too bad you wished for pea soup every night for dinnerGotcha there Chel; I love pea soup!

William, all the ugly women get attracted to you :D

I wish that I didn't have ADD

ewwwww but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder- let me at em !!!!! :D :D :D :eyebrow:

Granted...now you're boring to be with and you never come to the forum again. (that would just be sad)


I wish I had a remote control to silence or *** out annoying people.

granted..............except that you use it so much that the batteries in the remote control keep having to be changed


I wish that my house was already clean for our company coming tomorrow

Granted but then by tonight it is a mess agiain

I wish my landlord would not show up at the worst times every single time!

Your landlord calls you to see when would be the best time to stop by...and does! Right on the dot.

Then informs you that you need to move out because the building is going to be renovated into condos.

I wish I had better time management skills.

Ok, but now you need to see him more often because so much stuff is breaking and overflowing (that shouldn't be)...

Oh please oh please wish fairy, don't let me completely drop the ball on all the stuff I have to do around here during PMS/Exclamation Point (my version of a period). I know I know, too much information, but it's my deepest wish Wish Fairy.

I wish the corrupt wish thread came back. :p:cool::D

Wish granted, the corrupt wish came back and I am the fairy godmother of corrupted wishes:) .


I wish my husband was more romantic.

Granted...too bad he's romantic with someone else.



I wish my tummy ache would go away.

Granted, your tummy ache went away because you had your appendix taken out. http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/2.gif

I wish all my moving boxes were unpacked.

Yep they were because your house was robbed.

I wish it would stop pouring buckets here and I could get to the pharmacy!

My son really did get robbed. It was awful. College kid too. Bike, computer, DVD's, Marine Corps stuff.

Wish granted: It stopped raining, you drove to the pharmacy and discovered their computers were down and couldn't fill your scrip!!!

This one was easy-it happened to me today-no rain though.

I wish my mother would let her hair down and make do a messy activity in her house sometime. (AKA-Martha Stewart on speed)

KAZAAM.

Your mother's messy activity was so messy it messed up the entire house...

...now you have to help her clean it before her neighbors come over for dinner...in 6 hours.

I wish there were better shows to watch on TV.

Your wish is granted, but they all end with "Good night John Boy, Good Night....."

I wish books cost less.

Your wish is Granted! But now they all have Horroble titles and they all stink because the authors are mad that they are not getting paid for their great works. They get so mad that they all join together to conquer the world but the math geeks think that is uncool so a huge fight starts and turns into a full scale war-Math vs Writing. The writer DOMINATE the math geeks and force them to read alll day for the rest of their lives!

((That works for me!))

I wish Math did not suck

Wish granted, Math no longer sucks, but you now have to teach it to those who still think it does!!!


I wish for long quiet weekend!

Granted, but because of the wonderful weekend the following week is just filled with total madness.


I wish my pool would be clean when I get home so I don't have to clean it.

granted, but all the sucker fish that cleaned it, make it quite uncomfortable to swim in!


I wish for this work day to be over quickly!

Granted, but when you get home, the electricity will be out and your toilet will have backed up all over the house!


I wish people would not flame on this forum!

Let's see you corrupt this one!

Granted, then all the moderators would be out of a job, and all the little robots who have a need to be redirected/shown how to make a point without getting personal, would take over...and most of us would be so bored....well you get the point...


I wish for world peace! ok radd?

Wish granted, we got world peace, but then realized we had all been assimilated by the Borg.

Good challenge, I had to get creative! :D

I wish for a night of passionate romance with my husband.

BTW-I had a hysterectomy and can't get pregnant :p . So that spoils that corruption.-and no STD's please-

Wish granted - but right in the middle your mother-in-law pops over for a surprise visit and decides to bring the pastor with her.


I wish my sister-in-law wasn't so stupid.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And...she has a key ...... and learns to never come over uninvited again. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted! But then she becomes a millionaire businesswoman and doesn't share any of the money with you or even give you a job!

Radd you forgot your wish...and I am redundant??????:eyebrow:

My wish, that I forgot:

I wish all the papers in my boxes and ring binders were sorted and organized.

Granted, but then a entire colony of paper-eating goatbugs gourge themselves on all of your hard work....leaving only the 3 ringed binders behind!


My wish for a magic house cleaning fairy to visit my house!

Wish granted! You have a spotless house! But...........you will turn into a pumpkin if you don't keep it clean!

I wish my 3 dogs would not shed hair allover the house!

Wish granted...they're bald and really mad at you for it.


I wish my stuff would pack itself and everything magically fall into place for my move.

Wish granted...they're bald and really mad at you for it.


I wish my stuff would pack itself and everything magically fall into place for my move.wish granted, but I fogot to tape the bottom of the boxs. So dont pick them up.

I wish, I could get a doctors appointment anytime I want.

Wish granted, but they want to do a prostate exam every time you go.

I wish my husband talked more and wasn't so much like mr. spock!

Wish granted, but now you can hardly understand him because he has a cheezy Russian accent and drinks a bottle of wodka every night.

I wish my wife would have this baby already!

Wish Granted, but then you discover she is having Triplet girls, (the sonograms were mixed up with another couple) And is in labor for 48 hours straight....with no pain meds and you are chained to her bedside with no escape!!!


I wish my mom would hurry up and move up here already!!!!

Wish granted, only the Body Snatchers have invaded her mind and she is now on a mission to destroy humanity.

I wish I would stop being grumpy and get to work.

Wish Granted....however now instead of being grumpy and getting done packing in 3 days...you are so happy and can't stop giggling all the time..it takes you 2 weeks just to get one room done!!!!


I wish someone would do my paperwork!!!!

Granted, completed by the Three Blind Mice, illegible with little cheese footprints all over it.

I wish my kids could find the video they lost.

Wish granted, but then they watch it 100 times in a row, memorize every line, and hum the soundtrack all the time while answering you in character and from the script!

I wish I never had to sub in the automotive class again!

Wish granted, but then they watch it 100 times in a row, memorize every line, and hum the soundtrack all the time while answering you in character and from the script!

I wish I never had to sub in the automotive class again!wish granted but now the only class you can sub in is the drama department where they are doing a musical based on the x-files.
I wish I could be my own boss.