A nurse was standing at the nurse's station with a puzzled look on her face and a thermometer stuck behind her ear.

A fellow nurse asked, "What's wrong, Betty?"

Betty said, "I can't remember where I left my pencil."

Betty, the ADHD RN, lost her job when they found the pencil.

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I`m glad that this was a thread with humor.

I consider ADHD as serious as cancer. But, like most things, taking anything too seriously including myself adds more problems than it solves.

Here are a few more funnies to lighten your day. Incidently, a very close, very dear, very special RN friend of ours (wife and me) sent me the ADHD RN thing and the following ...

Enjoy!



LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE - PARTIAL LIST



*Law of Mechanical Repair:*
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

*Law of the Workshop:*
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

*Law of Probability:*
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

*Law of the Telephone:*
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.


*Law of the Alibi:*
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire


*Law of Variation and Choice:*
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

*Law of the Bath:*
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.



*Law of Close Encounters:*
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

*Law of the Machines:*

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. (My comments) "If you try to prove a computer program will work, it won't. Unless I didn't write it."

*Law of Biomechanics:*
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

*Law of the Theatre:*
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

*Law of Coffee:*

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


*Law of Lockers:*
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

*Law of Rugs/Carpets:*
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

*Law of Location:*
No matter where you go, there you are.

*Law of Logical Argument:*
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

*Law of Shoe Shopping:*
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

*Law of Probable Cause:*
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.