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chloe516
07-18-06, 12:04 AM
Here's an idea for a new game thread. :) Could be fun!<!--StartFragment -->

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, Where an
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v =pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice



Mine is "Boobie Dippenface" :eek:

Aizlyne
07-18-06, 12:12 AM
Mine is Farcus ChickenHumperdinck:confused:

Crazy~Feet
07-18-06, 01:06 AM
Funky ChickenSniffer? :eek:

Animal
07-18-06, 01:11 AM
Dorfus HubbleHump :eyebrow:

Ichpuchtli
07-18-06, 07:19 AM
Snickle FlippinShorts

fasttalkingmom
07-18-06, 08:40 AM
Dipsy dippin tush :o

fasttalkingmom
07-18-06, 08:40 AM
Funky ChickenSniffer? :eek:

I knew it, I knew it !!! :D

*~ §EEK ~*
07-18-06, 09:12 AM
Hey FTM, our names are very close! :)


Dipsy dippin doodle


hehe, I like dippin my doodle! LOL :D

I'm trying very hard not to say something worse regarding your name FTM! LMAO :D

ricksan
07-18-06, 05:48 PM
Goober Dippindunkin

I like it!

Paws13
07-18-06, 09:43 PM
I'm Dorfus Frickenbutt.... woah, lol.

EYEFORGOT
07-20-06, 09:55 PM
Goober Chickensniffer

Why not. If I hadn't married my husband I could have taken Chickensniffer, as it's still easier than my maiden name.

Attainathon
07-20-06, 10:00 PM
Dorfus Lips here! :)

fasttalkingmom
07-20-06, 10:00 PM
Hey FTM, our names are very close! :)


Dipsy dippin doodle


hehe, I like dippin my doodle! LOL :D

I'm trying very hard not to say something worse regarding your name FTM! LMAO :D
Smart boy ..... ;)

DimensionX
07-22-06, 01:36 AM
crusty bottom-squirt :confused:

VisualImagery
07-22-06, 01:58 AM
goober Chicken headWell, I like peanut butter and I do a great chicken imitation. This is fun and So ADD! A little wacky and off the wall!

*~ §EEK ~*
07-22-06, 04:15 AM
crusty bottom-squirt :confused:That's a funny one! LOL :D

Kinda Gross too! LOL :D

Chele77
07-22-06, 04:21 AM
Crusty Farklechunks!

:eek: :p

Crazy~Feet
07-22-06, 04:23 AM
Crusty Farklechunks!

:eek: :pLOL that's really awful! :eek:

Chele77
07-22-06, 04:25 AM
LOL that's really awful! :eek:
I don't think I can say on here what it makes me think of. :foot:

VisualImagery
07-22-06, 10:24 AM
Crusty Squirtbottom and Crusty Farklechunks. Sounds like a match made in heaven.Kids must love that book.

~boots~
07-22-06, 10:45 AM
LOL..

Ms Snickle Dippadoodle :D :D great!!!dip a doodle :p

~Ødd~Scr~θθball
02-16-07, 09:42 AM
LOL! :D My name translates to: B o o b i e Chicken Frack...? ? ? ! :eek: :p :p :faint: :D

What is a Frack....? :eek:
:) :cool: :D ;)

justhope
02-16-07, 09:47 AM
My kids have these books and they crack me up. I have seen this one before..but I'm game...ready..this is horrible


Ms Stinky PottyBoob

Nice...perhaps it's time for a bath and a lift?

BlackAdder
02-16-07, 10:16 AM
Hi there, please to meet you!.....my name?
Oh! It's.....er.....Cheesey Hubble-Butt:o

LMAO!!

netsavy006
02-16-07, 12:57 PM
I'm now: cheesey chicken-doodle. Nice to meet you all...

Desert Dweller
02-16-07, 01:06 PM
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OMG! these are so funny! My kids read these books-

Hello my name is:

Snooty Gizzardhump!

However before I was married my name would be:

Snooty Chuckletush!

Gee-Everyone says I am Snooty and I just thought it was my ADD:D

poe171717
02-19-07, 01:57 AM
wow...dorfus pottybrains at your service :D

Crazygirl79
02-19-07, 02:21 AM
Hey..I'm CheesyBoobyHead....I added the Y in booby to add spice to it...lol:p

Lady Lark
02-19-07, 10:46 AM
Sloopy Dippinhiney. But my maiden name is Pottyburger. :eyebrow:

Maybe it's just me, but do all these sound kinda....dirty?

lunaslobo
02-19-07, 11:30 PM
Sneezy featherboob hmmmm sounds like a chicken version of snow white and the seven chickens. or mabe a cross between dolly parton and kfc with too many of the secret herbs that makes them so popular.