OK.....think of results of marriages with funny name results....here's one to start off.....if bjork married thom yorke from radiohead she'd be Bjork Yorke!!!!!

Okay, if Hugh Grant married Lucy Lu and they used HER name instead of HIS -- his name would be Hugh Lu!!!

If Farley Mowat married chris farley he'd be farley farley.....

If jimmy page married ted turner and had a hyphenated name he'd be jimmy page turner....

If SNL alumni Al Franken Married Mr. Bean He'd Be Al Franken Bean!

If Tom Petty married Gary Larson and called himself Esquire, would he be Tom Petty Larson, E?

if chevy chase married joe montana......he'd be chevy montana.....

Ok, I quit before I begin. This is way too high level thinking for my weekend. Heck, planing my thanksgiving meal is too high level. I'm gonna go pour glue on my hand and wait for it to dry so it looks like a really old hand. you witty people have fun, ya hear.

I actually know someone called Sue Flay

If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra -- her name would be Oprah Chopra....:)

If Johnny Cash married Mariah Carey they would be Cash & Carey...

If Dwight Eisenhower and Michael Caine BOTH partnered with Dick Van Dyke -- their names would be Ike and Mike Van Dyke....

We have friends that married.. Donald Selvester and Esther Dyck... for obvious reasons she kept her maiden name.. hehe but we still have a laugh about Donald Dyck and Esther Selvester..heheh

Cheers! Ian.

My dad grew up next door to the Butts family. The father's name was Harry. Unfortunately they continued the tradition and named their son Harry as well (Harry III, actually). To make matters worse, their daughter was named Sandy!

This is an old one I heard on "Laugh In" years ago:

"If Zsa Zsa Gabor married Mini Ha Ha (an Indian), she'd be Zsa Zsa Ha Ha."

If sex expert sue johansen married Native Songstress Buffy St. Marie She'd be sue st. marie!!!!!!

If Dolly Parton married Buddy Holly -- she'd be Dolly Holly.....

I actually went to a wedding where the bride had the last name of Day and the groom had the last name of Lee.... Heh Day Lee

A friend whose last name was Page was dating a girl whose first name was Paige. Mrs. Paige Page? (they broke up, but not because of that)

A friend whose last name was Page was dating a girl whose first name was Paige. Mrs. Paige Page? (they broke up, but not because of that)
Heh, that woulda been funny if they had married and she had that name..

I am so easily amused :o