A: Wanna Ride a bike?




(Alternate Answer:
Only one because changing a lightbulb doesn't require multi-tasking).

Alternate answer: There's a flashlight around here somewhere that might do instead, but the batteries are gone, so maybe I need to go to the store and pick some up... Hey, I think I'll buy a chocolate bar while I am there. Where did I leave my wallet? It must be in my jacket. Now where did I put my jacket? Oh, that's right, it's in the laundry. Dammit! I forgot my laundry at the laundromat! How could I be so stupid? Damn, I had better go get it quickly... where are my keys? I left them in my jacket... where is my jacket? OH CRAP!!!

The other alternative:

Bugger, the curtains on fire from having dropped the candle whilst looking for the torch which is actually in the cat basket. Ouch from having stepped on the cat which can't fit in the basket anymore for all the junk.

Answer - None, an NT has to do it.

And another alternative:

What? You mean the light's not on?

another alternative:

Never mind, I'll sit in the dark.

(wait, that was my gradmother. Never mind.)

Another one:

Who cares.....let's eat......

OMG it is 2 am in the morn... up with my beloved while she works on some last min. homework. I saw these post and dang near pee'ed my pants from laughing so hard !!!

Tks

Originally posted by waywardclam
Alternate answer: There's a flashlight around here somewhere that might do instead, but the batteries are gone, so maybe I need to go to the store and pick some up... Hey, I think I'll buy a chocolate bar while I am there. Where did I leave my wallet? It must be in my jacket. Now where did I put my jacket? Oh, that's right, it's in the laundry. Dammit! I forgot my laundry at the laundromat! How could I be so stupid? Damn, I had better go get it quickly... where are my keys? I left them in my jacket... where is my jacket? OH CRAP!!!


LMAO !!!! That is soooooooooooo me !!! Good one !!!

Thats the one that made me almost pee myself..... "oh wait why are my pants wet?"