Claw made the 4000 Mark......I wanted Dat spot!! Queensryche can be distracting when the music'sa jammin!!!!!!

that's cheating

Yeah...now you'll have to shoot for #5000 :roll eyes:

heck, I'm personally shooting clay pigeons...but hitting 200 posts by Friday would be nice...

i have to bow out gracefully now, i just got to go and watch CSI, see you all tomorrow peeps, enjoy your race :D

Wooohoooo One less competiton for Draga to burn!

:o Clay Pigeons.... [ Hides Clay Pigeon collection ]

ya know, you make a mighty fine target but I do prefer the pigeons

Just Be sure to have something over your head when Pidgeons Fly over ya

I don't think I can hold a bumbershoot (umbrella) and a 12 gauge at the same time...PULL

LMAO @ bumbershoot

Then may I suggest a Sombrero Hat?

..........Ole'

Si, Mi Amigo, Cover cabeza.

yeah, and have everyone else laughing at me...sigh, sounds like a good idea...arriva, arriva...andele, andele...

lol...Not laughing at you....laughing NEXT to you :D

hey, I'll be the one with the 12 gauge...perhaps they'll be too scared to laugh.....

They are laughing at the Dude in checkered pants and suspenders with cigar from his mouth...:o Opps Um heh...HI Mr. Clinton

I got your shotgun right here....
http://www.modelguns.co.uk/images/ws5.jpg

oooooooooooooo...a pump...nice choice...I do declare, that's some big gun you got there

Get out of My Head andi.....Was thinkin same thing...:p

lol...I would say great minds but ya know...I've only got a third and I ain't sharin anynomore

I wish I had enough to spare...but I only have one thats on it's last leg...and I think the warranty has expired.

You can buy an upgrade on e-Bay I think...

Oh Buy-a-clue for $28.69 ......I know a CERTAIN exb/f I could by that for.

Heh...I can think of rooms-full of people who could benefit...

LOL Start naming Names...They May be on my list too

lol....I'm sure there are at least SOME that are on both lists

How Many Pages Do You have so Far? I think I have 3 LOL

I'm working on Volume II at the moment...

Hmmm Working on a Best Seller Eh LOL...See...I have to catch up with you on everything!! :p

While you catch up i will take the lead

Sure sure sure....just as soon as I finish ahead of you

Oh Irish....*Waves Pasties*

The Next person to post has to wear these....

Me thinks BIG knows where me minds been all Day LMAO!!!!!

You'd thought you'd win with that?
I'm secure in myself... bring on the pasties!

*Cracks Whip* I also Have Leather :p

Would I have to wear the whip...:D

Ahhhh But the Visual I am getting for new "Fredricks of Hollywood" Undies i am getting from that one LOL

Does that mean you can get me work as a leather underwear model?

You mean They Haven't answered you back YET??????????

Not for the leather....just got PM'd about modeling some pasties.

There ya Go! The Forums can Make anything Happen:p

Just believe and click your heels together.....

If only it were that easy

Just stand with your feet close together, get up on your toes, rotate the heel out and in.

Um...Mike...Do You have such ladies Slippers... that you speak from experience?

Past life experience intruding on present.

I'm not even gonna ask

Ummm Me either Futs......

Ok Dorthy:p

We're off to be the winner...the wonderful winner of Oz...I mean this thread :p

Well Look At what the twister blew in.....Hugsss Jaime:D

Hurricane Jaime gonna huff and puff her way to winning :p

Have we gone from "Wizard of Oz" to the "Three Little Pigs"???????

I'll be da bigbadwolfdoot

I'll be the big bad clamdoot then.

Eh, you'd get your little shell crushed to a pulp :p

whose shell are you calling LITTLE?

hehehe :D

Oh I'm sorry, I could have sworn that was what I stepped on :p

OUCH......Jaimejoot:p

the race has turned violent

mmm stuffed clams with a nice cream sauce...hey I was just hunting for food :p

Nawwwwww It like Pro wrestling...everyonw really loves each other here!

Yikes Never thought I'd see Clam and Sauce in same post Before hehehe

I've seen it on menus, so I figured what da hell :p

sounds yummmy

Have some..... :p

not at the moment thanks, i'm just about to have my snap crackle and pop ;)

arg that reminds me I am out of milk....
but maybe I'll win some as as a prize!

I know a few cows that get ya that freshly squeezed:p

I'm having apple juice instead now heh

I'll stick to fruit punch....:D

How about a nice Hawaiian punch?

woohooo Punchiedoot!

And with that I go beddybye, but I win

Only for 7 minutes jaime ;)

taking over the race :D

you're looking tired, claw!
:D

You both look tired:D

Yes, you should all get some rest now while i win :D

i like to fly with you

You'll need some really big wings LMAO

time for me to win again!
:D

Yes it is:D ...........

please step aside :D

thanks Clawless...I needed room to take the lead

any time Andi always glad to help out :D

lol...you just know what to say and when to say it...i do like you...lol

So nice to see you both playing niceely together...lol :)

lol...you just know what to say and when to say it...i do like you...lol

so nice of you to say hun - even thought i upset you yesterday by getting to the 4000 post first ;) you must have forgiven me :D

always my dear...always...the spotlight went on one of the best...at least i think so anyway...I'll capture 5000 though...that's my plan anyway

Well you might get your wish ;) plus your 200 post at the same time double wammmmyyy :D

:) hey, I am getting there...thanks for remembering

HI Ya'll, I'll be gone Monday & Tuesday so Im gonna miss dis LOL

me and andi will look after the race for you :D

p.s. hope it all goes ok hun

Hardi Har Har....Just for that I stay and beat ya a few more time :p

lol...I feel a war coming on...Clawless and Andi vs Mel...sweeeeeeeeeeeet....

Hardi Har Har....Just for that I stay and beat ya a few more time :p

I meant we would look after it Mon. and Tues. while you were away :(
I knew you'd give us a run for our money tonight :D

ikwym and I think she did too...but once again, I take the lead

It's me against the world!!

I win :D

Sorry whats ikwym?????????

and when she replies it will be 200 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I knew what you meant...and look at me 200...

hooray...... you did it

Hey i just noticed your lights never on to say you are here, are you just poping back all the time?

I meant we would look after it Mon. and Tues. while you were away :(
I knew you'd give us a run for our money tonight :D


Ack Sorry....Had no Medication yet.... :confused: <~~~~ An Artform for me

huh what huh where huh how huh :P

DDDDDeeeeeerrrrr iIII ddddduuuuunnnnnoooo, George

I'll take over the lead...TY for holding it for me:D

*Cracks Whip*
Take leads Back from Irish, "Your Welcome Now let a lady pass."

Bitting my tongue.....:D

How wise of you....to let me win :d

Oh No Come here.....I'll Bite it for you! :p

I'm Learning:)

*Cracks Whip* Dats my good lil Irish Yank

A couple lashes will do that....

I'll give him 30 lashes wif a wet noodle just for da hell of it.

LMAOOOOOOO :D Now remember that cause I win :p

I'll give him 30 lashes wif a wet noodle just for da hell of it.

:eek: Not the wet noodle.....How cruel for the irish poodle, Jaimedootmamma.

Hey Jaime...Makes for a good new Yahoo ID LOL

Amen :D.....

beep beep i'm comming on through :D

What kind of noodle?;) makes a difference you know.

A wet one...duh:p

Like egg, Chinese, Linguini?:)

Spiral Noodles Woohoo

Um, yeah spiral ones (rigatoni) or maybe bowtie (farfalle)....ack can you tell I was once a cook at an Olive Garden?! :p

Takes more than that to get me out of the lead.

Naw I thought you've been to italy:p

just checked back in to win!
(and end the day with a rhyme, it seems...)
:D

Very nice, Gabriela :)

And takes the lead while everyone is napping:D

me go beddybye but me win anyway

You and your noodles cannot stop me

Noodles, huh?

Yep!............

I'll never be held back by a bunch o' wet noodles...lol

and the race belongs to me :D

off to the vet's with my dog - time for his shots, to protect him from all those bacteriae (never had to use the plural for "bacteria" before - maybe it's "bacteria"?!;-), viruses ("virii"? my knowledge of english medical terminology *really* needs to be improved, as it is *non-existant"!!!) and other creepy-crawlies...
*shudders*
:eek:
i'll see some (if not all) of you later, i'm sure - until then: *PEACE*!!!
:D

It's plurals are bacteria and virises....creepy-crawlies would cover both.:)
Thank you for gving me the lead. :D

and thankyou Irish for ??????????:D

back from the vet's - $100 poorer...
:(
totte (my dog) also had plaque removed, and was given a mild sedative...
he's now sleeping...

now i'm off to the hospital for physical therapy - you guys have fun today, and enjoy your numerous victories!
:D

your welcome........whats the answer in the Queens English?

sorry Irish I meant - "thankyou Irish for moving over and he replies ???????:D"

sorry i new what i was going to say but was disturbed writing it, i didn't realise i missed the words out :o

OK you've had the lead long enough....

you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought i did it.......then BAM! denied!

Like an overcharged credit card :p

I was thinking more like the ATM.......

probably because you're overdrafted :p

but i still have checks left:D

:D just when you thought you were safe :D

Though there is safety in numbers.....I'm still in the lead ;)

4149 your time is up - now thats an unsafe number:D

Unsafe, huh?

well never mind eh ;)

oh, no - did i win *again*???
:eek:

looks that way :p

how nice of you to give me time to work on my speech, claw!
;)

well, i will now leave the race in your safe hands, catch you later :)

You bet....I'll take good care of the thread for ya :)

I'll help :D

I'll make sure others don't cut the line:D

Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K..but I'll take first watch!

And I'll take last watch :p

No, really, I got it.

Please allow me, I am a professional. :D

cuts in line...can I play?

um, sure. heh

lol...I'm still working towards the head of the pack

Well...come on now....I'll help ya get there :)

hold my hand...I think I'm scared

CHICKEN! Let me show you how it's done.

:holds your hand: Watch your step now...it can get really fast and furious in here

Hey!!! Flip TAG I win :-)

I'm IT!!!!!!

Ya know...you're only flipping SIDEWAYS.....strolls past you...

hides behind the Big guy and then strolls on by...thanks for paving the way

My pleasure :)

awwwwwwwww...and nice try...I'm still in the lead

Runs by waving.

hold on there...you can't sneak past us...we were here first...lol

Flip flip flip flip, lol

Then it must be my youthful energy that's beating you :)

flip, flips, flipping right on by

Oh no! Andil stumbles, EyeForgot takes up the baton and continues on to the top!

Nope, tag! I am the winner here, lol

Flipping right by, :-)

dat panda's brain must get rattled from all of dat flippin :p

You take care of the Panda, I'll take it from here.

Ummmmmm...I'll help :D

No really, you've got enough on your plate, I've got it.

Nope, calming, relaxing, just flipping along, TAG ! ! ! See, just keep watching the panda - your getting tired, and sleepy, and letting the panda flip right by to win!!! LOL

(transylvanian accent) You have grown weary of flipping.... You are getting sleepier, and sleepier, you want EYEFORGOT to take it from here, you just want to sleep....

Nope, tooo busy flipping, see ya, lol :-) Tag!

lol....see ya on the flip side LOL

Flip - TAG! Hello again, lol

ya know...constant flipping will matt your stuffing on one side...LOL

yeah, and you'll get really dirty! stop! :p

Not to mention....dizzy!!!!

Yeah, better let me win and you tend to that bonkeryness :p

while you guys argue, i'll just stroll right on by

Sorry...I can argue AND win at the same time....LOL

I can argue, win, chew gum, walk, AND rub my head in one direction AND rub my tummy in the other direction all at the same time :D

Wow....I would be nauseous if I did all that at once!

ya know...constant flipping will matt your stuffing on one side...LOL
Naw she is just fine, makes sure that clean and combed out her hair already, think of her as a cat, lol

FLIP TAG, nope not dizzy or dirty either, lol

lmao....Watchin ya flip is makin ME dizzy...lol

That is ok, you have to lay down now, while I flip right along, lol

Tag!

lol....no no no...Not done yet :P

:p Flip Flip Flip, lol Tag I win! FLIP FLIP FLIP ....... lol

Flips to me...I Win.

Flips over you, to the win! LOL Hello Again :-)

Didn' i say no line cutting like 20 posts ago?:D

No flippin way!

LOL< flipping this way, to the win! TAG!

Heh....unbe-flippin-leavable

Better flippen-belive it, lol Tag

LOL...We'll just see about that

Well this is one tired Panda, got to get up at 5 am - for more flipping tomorrow :-)

Good night :)

Yes it is good because I win :D

Ahhhh...not that easy, Jaimedoot :p

Easy like Sunday Mornin' :p

lmbo :p....Ya thought ya had it there, huh?

I am Queen of the Thread...Ha! :-)

lol....at least for now :)

thanks all for looking after the race for me ;) :p

Always willing to help out! :D

I am the teacher's helper :p

my first last post for today!
:D

sneaks in and takes the lead

sneaks in more and takes the lead

no, no, no...I'm in the lead now step aside

NO!:D (I'm working improving on self-esteem and asertiveness)

Good for you.

Thank You (and just because i need 10 characters)

Catch me if you can.....to infinity

your caught......

Ya can't catch me...actually I'm sure you can...lol

Ha! Queen of the Thread returns...(but she has to go see the shrink now, so may not be Queen again this A.M.!)

I'll take the throne for you ;)

Thanks for holding my spot :D

i wasn't holding it, i had taken it, it mine, mine, mine, i tell you.

Um if you insist heh

Bad Claw...no cookie:D . Jamie worked hard to get the lead and just come and snatch it away from her.:rolleyes:

give me the cookie and i'll be good, i promise :rolleyes:

I'll give you all cookies if I win :D

can i have mine now? it would go down so well with this cuppa :D

ummmmmmm I'll have to wait till hubby gets home wif checkbook....til then, I win :D

Til when? :D

wow - this elderflower/green tea ice tea really is *good*!
:)

Ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Argoramaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Where's those cookies!?!?!?