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Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:39 PM
Washed Zachs mind

Draga
03-07-04, 11:40 PM
hugsssssss chrissy Wuv ya!! :D:D:D

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:40 PM
quit it , that loviong stuff makes ya win :p

MrZachary
03-07-04, 11:40 PM
As long as something is clean. Heh.

Andrew
03-07-04, 11:40 PM
heh.

Draga
03-07-04, 11:41 PM
Not touching that one sweetie!

Nucking_Futs
03-07-04, 11:41 PM
Sheesh I turn my back for two seconds and you guy's go nuts posting in here. At least I win right this second.

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:41 PM
Hey is Big of the Bear caln **turtle clan jumps on his back**

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:42 PM
and as for not touching, if it isnt clean DONT

Draga
03-07-04, 11:42 PM
Well while the futs is away the rest of us will play:p

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:42 PM
I love double entendres, but then i wouldnt be comfy with anything single

88ssp
03-07-04, 11:43 PM
My goodness 3 pages in about 2 minutes? you guys are waaay faster than me

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:43 PM
Chicks are Quick

88ssp
03-07-04, 11:44 PM
some of em

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:44 PM
Hey if we were a cookie, we would be chicks ahoy, or chicks delux, or.......

Draga
03-07-04, 11:44 PM
we learn from the men....behave melly!

MrZachary
03-07-04, 11:45 PM
Speedy Gonzales

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:45 PM
:O ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh low blow..........sigh........but true

Nucking_Futs
03-07-04, 11:46 PM
I WIN I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

88ssp
03-07-04, 11:46 PM
hey, not all , ok maybe you're right

Draga
03-07-04, 11:46 PM
OMG chrissy toooo funny!

Andrew
03-07-04, 11:46 PM
lmbo

MrZachary
03-07-04, 11:47 PM
The simplest definition of "philosophy" is: the love of wisdom

The two root words are "philo" meaning love and "sophia" meaning wisdom.

Philosophy is not the same as wisdom. Philosophy is the love of wisdom.

There are many people who have a wisdom that they live by or believe in; many people have been indoctrinated into one creed or another. That does not make them philosophers. A philosopher is a person who personally loves to know the truth about the general principles of the world; a person who actively pursues the truth in such matters.

88ssp
03-07-04, 11:47 PM
Wow, too deep for me.

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:47 PM
uhhhhhhhh......thanks? may I have another peice of paper.I ate mine

Draga
03-07-04, 11:48 PM
I learn the lllllllooooooooooowwwwwwwwww blows from men too!

Andrew
03-07-04, 11:48 PM
LMBO Chrissy

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:48 PM
how lowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cna.............never mind

MrZachary
03-07-04, 11:48 PM
men don't blow, or suck. Men uhhh....input? (LOL)

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:48 PM
:D Andrew

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:49 PM
Im tellinnnnnnnnnnnnn

88ssp
03-07-04, 11:49 PM
women are baaaad

Draga
03-07-04, 11:49 PM
Hi BIG Hugsssss

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:49 PM
bad=good?

88ssp
03-07-04, 11:50 PM
bad is very good

Andrew
03-07-04, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by MrZachary
men don't blow, or suck. Men uhhh....input? (LOL)

Oh REALLY?

Let's NOT head any further into the sexual innuendos here. This is, after all, a family Forum.

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:50 PM
*writes bad under her forum title*

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:51 PM
*scribbles it out*

Draga
03-07-04, 11:52 PM
BIG Wesa have to talk about this 60 second rule GRRRRRR

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:52 PM
draws on the finish line *Chrissy wins*

88ssp
03-07-04, 11:53 PM
Uh oh, we must go in the corner, now. Time Out

Draga
03-07-04, 11:53 PM
Draws even further line infront of Chrisssy now mesa win

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:53 PM
Not we, man, got a rat in ya pocket?

88ssp
03-07-04, 11:54 PM
60 sec rule is not good

Andrew
03-07-04, 11:54 PM
Nuh uh!

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:54 PM
writes on the wall "chrissy's number one"

Draga
03-07-04, 11:54 PM
Comes out of corner to win again!

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:55 PM
wait---am i supposed to be following this sixty second rule cuz um......oops

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:56 PM
color me cheating?

88ssp
03-07-04, 11:56 PM
jumps out of corner, scares everyone from the finish line and strolls across

Draga
03-07-04, 11:56 PM
I would hate to think who is # 2

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:56 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........throws jelly beans at his head

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:57 PM
dooky houser?

88ssp
03-07-04, 11:57 PM
MMMM, I like Jelly beans, thanks

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:58 PM
jelly bellys :D D'oh, hey get back here with those

88ssp
03-07-04, 11:58 PM
Nope, gotta catch me, now.

Lafnalot
03-07-04, 11:59 PM
man and me in this turtle outfit

Draga
03-08-04, 12:00 AM
Here I come again..grr@ slow puter

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 12:00 AM
throws melly a rope.hang on kid..Im getting my cleo barge

Draga
03-08-04, 12:01 AM
Is that the turtle outfit you wore for Costume ball at mardi gras?

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 12:01 AM
I was there???! I wondered why i was all craving jambalia

88ssp
03-08-04, 12:02 AM
I have successfully awakened the beast. Call me Dr. Forumstein,

*insert evil laugh*

Draga
03-08-04, 12:02 AM
Hanging on CHrissy save me save me!

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 12:02 AM
sits on her hands

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 12:04 AM
man Im Chrissy-rella I have to go to bed now :( My kid is taking up the whole stinkin bed Doesnt she know she has her own room?

88ssp
03-08-04, 12:05 AM
race and sit on your hands, isn't that impossible?

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 12:05 AM
depends, is it a three legged race ? :D

88ssp
03-08-04, 12:06 AM
G'night

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 12:06 AM
Adidas Ameabas hugs to all

Draga
03-08-04, 12:15 AM
Oh it's like that huh chrissy :p

88ssp
03-08-04, 12:16 AM
this thread has died once again and me without my defibrillator.

88ssp
03-08-04, 12:21 AM
I guess I win. I have outlasted all the women. Woohoo

wlfbear27
03-08-04, 12:25 AM
I am back

Andrew
03-08-04, 08:23 AM
Good morning all. Looks like you all had a very...umm...productive night last nite..lol

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 09:14 AM
I was well behaved last night thank you very much...I figured I pushed the buck just a little far the night before. *laughs*

Andrew
03-08-04, 09:27 AM
Hey futs....only 339 more posts to go, and you get to create your own title :)

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 09:29 AM
COOL

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 09:34 AM
*wonders* can I be the "FORUM BRAT" I could be a mascot lmao

Andrew
03-08-04, 09:38 AM
lmbo...at 2,000 posts, you can be almost anything ya want, so long as its not offensive, and doesnt contain verbotten words, including but not limited to: "admin", "administrator", "Mod", "Moderator", "Webmaster", "sysop", "Doctor", "Dr.", etc. (you get the idea)*


*This list is NOT all-inclusive, but is only representative

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 09:40 AM
I'm kinda partial to BRAT I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Andrew
03-08-04, 09:41 AM
Sounds like a plan :)

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 09:48 AM
*jumps up and down* YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Andrew
03-08-04, 09:53 AM
Heh.

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 09:56 AM
Ya know I do have a problem with hyperfocusing so if you think you have a possibility at being last poster. Well, I would just give up now Big. *laughs hysterically*

Andrew
03-08-04, 09:57 AM
y'know...I could always just close the thread, right after my last post....MUWAAHAAHAAHAAHAAA... LOL

But where would the fun in that be? :D

biker
03-08-04, 10:03 AM
I am back for the week. Time to win for a while!

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 10:05 AM
AWWW Big your naughty mean...I told the girl's the other day you were nothing but a big ole tease!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol luckily we like that kind of thing.

Sorry Jim top spot is reserved










FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew
03-08-04, 10:32 AM
:D

88ssp
03-08-04, 10:54 AM
G'mornin' all. I win for the time=being

biker
03-08-04, 11:00 AM
Hey 88 hello. I will take over for now. Futs the top spot is reserved,but for who we will have to see. If you win Big I will have to be contacting my attourney sp? :D

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 12:02 PM
*points finger at everyone* your all just lucky the baby woke up but I'm back now *sticks tongue out*

biker
03-08-04, 12:11 PM
Nah na nah na nah !!! :D :D

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 12:50 PM
laughs as I sprint past Jim (note--this is the only place you are likely to see me sprinting)

biker
03-08-04, 12:52 PM
I am on my bike now see ya :D

88ssp
03-08-04, 12:53 PM
No use sprinting, I'm at the finish line enjoying a nice, cool beverage.

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 12:54 PM
shoots jim's tires out and tips Ken's glass on him

88ssp
03-08-04, 12:56 PM
That was cold, and mean. slams glass on ground and takes off. No holds barred, now

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 12:58 PM
trips Ken

88ssp
03-08-04, 12:59 PM
Good thing I do a lot of balance training. Regain my balance and pull a quad racing to the end. It is all worth it as I am finally the winner

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 01:03 PM
*laughs and shakes head sadly at Ken* it's a proven fact dear that women outlast men.

88ssp
03-08-04, 01:05 PM
Last night on this thread (at least) I outlasted all the women. Yes I am proud of it.


winning. How's the view from behind me. hahahahaahahahaha

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 01:11 PM
NIce thank you

88ssp
03-08-04, 01:19 PM
No thank you. I'm glad you approve, because you and everyone else will be seeing it a lot because I will forever be the winner.

biker
03-08-04, 01:43 PM
Man you guys are going for it. This will toughen me up for down the road. i was thinking of clever reply but I lost it.

wlfbear27
03-08-04, 02:50 PM
It is my turn again

88ssp
03-08-04, 02:51 PM
I quit.

wlfbear27
03-08-04, 02:58 PM
Sorry to hear that

biker
03-08-04, 03:12 PM
My turn now

Andrew
03-08-04, 03:13 PM
and now, its MY turn :)

wlfbear27
03-08-04, 03:24 PM
YES I am the winner again :D

Garry
03-08-04, 06:54 PM
you think ?????

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 06:59 PM
oh and ken? we let you win

88ssp
03-08-04, 07:14 PM
Don't do that.

biker
03-08-04, 07:20 PM
I am back

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 07:20 PM
We like to keep our friends happy :p

biker
03-08-04, 07:24 PM
Want to close the thread and let me win :D

MrsBulldog720
03-08-04, 07:25 PM
Let me win I'm new!!

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 07:27 PM
ok you win...oh wait no I do

biker
03-08-04, 07:28 PM
:D :D maybe not

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 07:29 PM
:p short one slips under the fence again

biker
03-08-04, 07:38 PM
I will sneak by on the right

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 07:40 PM
i would trip you but Im a nice girl

MrsBulldog720
03-08-04, 08:34 PM
Ack!!

pembroke
03-08-04, 08:39 PM
wow - this thing grows by leaps and bounds when one is away for a while.
and i win...

MrZachary
03-08-04, 08:44 PM
Fly me to the Moon, let me play among the stars...I wanna know what Spring is like, On Jupiter and Mars...

And Otherwords,

I WIN

pembroke
03-08-04, 08:47 PM
:)

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 09:58 PM
*smiles* pembroke welcome back I missed you.

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 10:01 PM
Hmm it helps to pay attention when youre playing this game....oh look I win, nice girls always win

Nucking_Futs
03-08-04, 10:03 PM
In their dreams

wlfbear27
03-08-04, 10:04 PM
Guess it's time for a nice guy to win my turn :D

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 10:06 PM
Im dreaming.oh no its real i win neener neener neener, nice AND a winner

wlfbear27
03-08-04, 10:08 PM
Darn I thought i was the winner :o I am

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 10:09 PM
I can rassle bears and win :p

wlfbear27
03-08-04, 10:13 PM
But I'm part wolf too so I am fast a nd frisky :D

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 10:14 PM
well Im of the turtle clan Im slow n steady and always win......oh look yet again :D

missing_cues
03-08-04, 10:16 PM
hey, I win

wlfbear27
03-08-04, 10:17 PM
You know us wolves love turtle soup ;). I win again.

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 10:27 PM
man what is up with this need to eat the turtles. I think its a need seated need to .....oh lookyou lose

88ssp
03-08-04, 10:32 PM
Look, the ultimate good guy is winning, now.

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 10:34 PM
hey I see a forked tail and horns..........

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 10:38 PM
itschaotic and I are in the chat roooooooooooooom

redletterruth
03-08-04, 11:04 PM
i forget what clan i am but i win

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 11:05 PM
lol man I was about to go to bed, a ton of members online and no posting, and I get no pm's so thats not moving either

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 11:13 PM
Its my perfume isnt it? I offend dont I?

Andrew
03-08-04, 11:16 PM
No other PMs, huh? :p

and no, you have not offended my olfactory senses. :)

Lafnalot
03-08-04, 11:20 PM
LOL I mean in forums :p smarty pants and thank God this stuff cost me a bundle

Nachi2004
03-09-04, 12:39 AM
Morning Everyone..Hope it turns out to be a Good Day for us all.

With Love,

Nachi

Nucking_Futs
03-09-04, 12:48 AM
Nachi Nachi Nachi go Nachi go Nachi lol hi and hugsssssssssssss Nachiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Draga
03-09-04, 12:50 AM
hugsssssssssss Futs Muah and hugs Nachi Morning hun..How ya been??????

Nucking_Futs
03-09-04, 12:51 AM
I don't know about Nachi but I"m doing just GREATTTTTTTTTTTTT and yourself?

Draga
03-09-04, 12:53 AM
Feeling awesome today futs thanks....Love ya!!!!

Nucking_Futs
03-09-04, 12:54 AM
WOW what a great day then...

Draga
03-09-04, 03:03 AM
Ripleys Believe it or Not....Yeah it is!

missing_cues
03-09-04, 08:32 AM
hello everyone!!!!!!

Andrew
03-09-04, 09:03 AM
Good morning, all :D <- Nice new Blue face ...lol

Nucking_Futs
03-09-04, 09:55 AM
GOOD MORNING BACK AT YA--Big why the blue face?

Andrew
03-09-04, 09:58 AM
Our smilies are slowly getting a "face lift" here at the forums.

The first two to get updated are :) and :D Stay tuned for some fun ones !!!

Nucking_Futs
03-09-04, 10:06 AM
cool I want the one with the little guy laughing flipping the ... hmmmm highly doubtful I'm getting that one isn't it? lol

Andrew
03-09-04, 10:09 AM
LOL...Yes, HIGHLY doubtful...lmbo ;)

Nucking_Futs
03-09-04, 10:10 AM
I do like the new faces though

MrsBulldog720
03-09-04, 10:16 AM
I win...nanny nanny boo boo!!!


snicker...

Nucking_Futs
03-09-04, 10:18 AM
NO sir I win nananananaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Andrew
03-09-04, 10:18 AM
Victory, how ever short lived :)

wlfbear27
03-09-04, 11:05 AM
I am the winner now

Andrew
03-09-04, 11:10 AM
Nice to see ya, wlfbear

wlfbear27
03-09-04, 11:13 AM
You too Big. Just sitting here bored at work.

MrsBulldog720
03-09-04, 11:14 AM
i wanna ... i wanna.. i wanna....waaaaaaaaa...Win!!

wlfbear27
03-09-04, 11:17 AM
I think you just did oh wait never mind It my turn ;)

Andrew
03-09-04, 11:30 AM
Heh. I'm not bored at work...just procrastinating

wlfbear27
03-09-04, 11:48 AM
lmbo

88ssp
03-09-04, 12:11 PM
I'm back and full of pee and vinegar

Andrew
03-09-04, 12:18 PM
Holding it in can be detrimental to your health.

MrsBulldog720
03-09-04, 12:24 PM
Ack
Now I g2gp! Tks...lol

biker
03-09-04, 12:55 PM
While your gone I will jump in. Now you guys made me think I need to high tail it to el restroom

Andrew
03-09-04, 01:26 PM
heh [ turns on the faucet in the Forum's bathroom... ] :D

88ssp
03-09-04, 01:30 PM
Drip, Drip, Drip

biker
03-09-04, 01:31 PM
I am back it is out of my system so the faucet trick will not work. :D
J

Energizer_Bunny
03-09-04, 02:04 PM
I thought the faucet trick was only for women????

Andrew
03-09-04, 02:05 PM
No, water has no sexual preference ;)

wlfbear27
03-09-04, 02:13 PM
I win :D

Andrew
03-09-04, 02:31 PM
for now :p

Nucking_Futs
03-09-04, 02:51 PM
Finally I made it to the top:D

Andrew
03-09-04, 03:03 PM
I'm taller than you :)

Energizer_Bunny
03-09-04, 03:27 PM
I think I will go shopping for stilts

Andrew
03-09-04, 03:29 PM
A bunny on stilts...where's a camera when ya need it :D

Energizer_Bunny
03-09-04, 03:33 PM
I would probably end up flat on my face

Andrew
03-09-04, 03:34 PM
With that cotton tail sticking straight up in the air :D

wlfbear27
03-09-04, 03:44 PM
That would hurt if you landed on the drum. But you do keep going and going and going.:D

Andrew
03-09-04, 04:11 PM
.

biker
03-09-04, 04:17 PM
No fancy stuff here I will stumble over the bunny and big into the win

Andrew
03-09-04, 04:18 PM
Careful folks...he's fallen and he can't get up!

biker
03-09-04, 04:28 PM
Somebody grab a da** clapper and help me up.

Andrew
03-09-04, 04:36 PM
Gives Jim a hand...

Draga
03-09-04, 05:22 PM
Waves A T-Bone in front of Jim, Come on Boy....come and get it...

MrsBulldog720
03-09-04, 05:30 PM
JUmPs up and steals the T-bone!

wlfbear27
03-09-04, 05:42 PM
ME AGAIN

Nucking_Futs
03-09-04, 05:44 PM
I WIN, I ALWAY'S WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

wlfbear27
03-09-04, 05:45 PM
you only win when i'm not winning :)

Nucking_Futs
03-09-04, 05:49 PM
I win again take that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew
03-09-04, 06:11 PM
:bowl:

Nucking_Futs
03-09-04, 06:15 PM
Give it up

Andrew
03-09-04, 06:28 PM
Jumps :frog: ahead of you

Energizer_Bunny
03-09-04, 06:46 PM
You can't jump, you are not a bunny.........I hopped ahead of you and I keep going and going and going and going, so how are you ever gonna get ahead of me. And dont' you dare say anything about putting the batteries in backwards.

Now I won. There

Andrew
03-09-04, 06:57 PM
LMBO...I would never do such a thing

MrZachary
03-09-04, 08:25 PM
I advance, with the legions of Rome behind me. (Drum Role)

missing_cues
03-09-04, 10:27 PM
hello, I win again.....and I will win again when I come back

Lafnalot
03-09-04, 10:28 PM
waaaaa you always win

diesel
03-09-04, 10:32 PM
Were all adults??

This is silly!

However, there can be - only one!!

Lafnalot
03-09-04, 10:33 PM
Arent you glad its me?

Andrew
03-09-04, 10:37 PM
http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s22/smilies-38051.png

Lafnalot
03-09-04, 10:38 PM
:0 I love that one

Andrew
03-09-04, 10:42 PM
:D I made it...lol

Lafnalot
03-09-04, 10:45 PM
You are so creative :) is there anything you cant do ( have a baby maybe?)

Nachi2004
03-09-04, 10:59 PM
Hi All..

I am doing ok..Melly..I am planning to go to a Doc tomrrow. The last time I went to any doc(for ADD & other probs) was 2 years ago..I hope my experience this time will be unlike the ones that I have had in past.

Wishing Everyone a Great day Ahead,

It's fun to read your replies good to find a smile.

WIth Love,

Nachi

Andrew
03-09-04, 11:04 PM
Have a baby!!! :o

AprilADD
03-09-04, 11:12 PM
hello everyone
just wanted to say hello this is my first time here

Andrew
03-09-04, 11:13 PM
Hiya April!! Welcome to the ADD Forums :)

MrsBulldog720
03-09-04, 11:35 PM
<--in the lead.

Draga
03-09-04, 11:36 PM
Welcome to the Forums April...glad to have ya aboard

MrsBulldog720
03-09-04, 11:39 PM
<---jumps back in front of melly

Nucking_Futs
03-09-04, 11:49 PM
Nice picture--funny you don't look like a dog to me

Welcome April

MrsBulldog720
03-10-04, 12:16 AM
lol futs!
:p tyvm u r 2 sweet!



:frog: WELCOME APRIL & HUGGS :frog:

Nucking_Futs
03-10-04, 12:22 AM
Nope just being honest.

Good Luck at your doctor's Nachi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrsBulldog720
03-10-04, 12:25 AM
tks again & i'm in the lead 4 a short time......:bowl:

Nucking_Futs
03-10-04, 12:29 AM
VERY short time...

And I don't know about you all but I would personally love to see Big have a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmbo

MrsBulldog720
03-10-04, 12:32 AM
It would be a.... "BIG BABY!" :bowl:

Nucking_Futs
03-10-04, 12:51 AM
ROTFLMBO yes by golly it would

Energizer_Bunny
03-10-04, 01:15 AM
Mrs B you are very pretty, and nope, you do not look like a bull dog. Well Arnold had a baby, why can't Big

88ssp
03-10-04, 01:54 AM
Well, I have come home to win.

MrsBulldog720
03-10-04, 07:59 AM
TY bunny HUggies!!!:cool: :frog: :bowl: :yin-yang:

Andrew
03-10-04, 08:56 AM
Me? Have a BABY??

When Elephants Fly!

MrsBulldog720
03-10-04, 09:12 AM
:wacko: i can't remember where to go to put a "signature" on my posts. Plz help...

Andrew
03-10-04, 09:14 AM
Go to the User CP (Control Panel) button on top of the page.

Click on the Edit Profile link.

Scroll down the page until you get to the Signature box.

Voila :D

MrsBulldog720
03-10-04, 09:18 AM
:p TY TY TY Big..How do you like imy signature??:wacko:

Andrew
03-10-04, 09:48 AM
You're welcome, and its very handsome!

MrsBulldog720
03-10-04, 09:51 AM
ty...now move over coz i'm in the lead...heee:wacko:

wlfbear27
03-10-04, 11:50 AM
sneaks past MrsBulldog :D

MrsBulldog720
03-10-04, 11:58 AM
:bowl: Trips over a bear.....

Garry
03-10-04, 08:45 PM
A Frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...









"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you?)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

so now I win

MrsBulldog720
03-10-04, 08:56 PM
lmbo 2 funny!

Draga
03-10-04, 08:58 PM
The joke was cute,
And funny to boot.
But now I grin,
Because I win!!:p

MrsBulldog720
03-10-04, 09:05 PM
kicks mel out of the way:rolleyes: :p

Draga
03-10-04, 09:11 PM
Ouch that hurt my butt,
Bulldog yousa such a nut,
But now mesa have to say,
Here I come again so get out my way!

wlfbear27
03-11-04, 11:02 AM
Sprints past Mel and Bulldog :D

88ssp
03-11-04, 11:30 AM
OK, I have rested long enough.

I'm back to win this mutha

MrsBulldog720
03-11-04, 11:39 AM
<--says YO Mama:wacko: :uhh: :dizzy: ;) :D

wlfbear27
03-11-04, 11:39 AM
Pushes 88ssp back on the couch and take the lead :)

88ssp
03-11-04, 11:41 AM
Big springs in the couch allow me to jump back up and cruise to the front.

wlfbear27
03-11-04, 11:44 AM
Gets his acme package with rocket skates put them on fires them up and takes the lead

88ssp
03-11-04, 11:55 AM
Doesn't see the turn in way and hits the wall allowing me to jump ahead.


BEEP-BEEP