This is where you put those rndom thoughts that you don't think will fit anywhere else.

I will start:

If you're lonely and you know it clap your hands. *clap clap*

*thinks of what to think of*

*thinks of what to think of*Best. Paws13.Post.Ever.:cool:

Are love is like a folk of doves flying to heaven above, always and forever, always and forever.

Song from the ending of Napoleon Dynamite that is on again tonight. lol

Sea Lab 2021 Quote:

It feels like a Koala Bear crapped a rainbow in my brain.

Sea Lab 2021 Quote:

It feels like a Koala Bear crapped a rainbow in my brain.
One acronym: ROFL

When you are flying in a plane and you turn the plane upside down and look up are you:

A. Looking up
B. Looking down
C. Both
D. Jesse take your meds, you are babbling again.

I just took off my shoes in a library to be more comfortable.. You laugh, but that's a big step for me.

Either A or D...

JK JK

No. No. Sarah... you are awesome!

my computer desk is messy

*does the white man's overbite... folllowed by the lawnmower*

What does that mean, no cans?

people came after dinosaurs what was before dinosaurs?

If I had a super power it would be to be in more than one place at once, whatever that's called.

A guy went to a hotel on friday, and came home sunday; in just five days. How did he do it?

A: It's kinda impossible...
B: He bent time
C: He rode a horse named Friday
D: Uh..

1 mississippi 4.....2 mississippi 5......4 mississippi 8.............................

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!


*appears like a ninja out of a gas pellet plume*

A guy went to a hotel on friday, and came home sunday; in just five days. How did he do it?

A: It's kinda impossible...
B: He bent time
C: He rode a horse named Friday
D: Uh..B and C

I learned it is fun to plot murders and write them in novels-legal and therapeutic! Especially killing them in very wacky, unusual ways-forget guns and knives! Baby dolls and sculpture!

It this random enough? love scenes are fun too! You can practice them! Unlike the above!

I'm only posting this so I can put off getting dinner ready for the 3 kids, put away the rest of the grocery shopping so we can actually sit down and eat, really wanting to delay telling the kids time to hop out of the pool to do homework and help said kids do homework whilst I'm cooking dinner. I have no clue what I'm gunna cook for dinner yet, but whatever I do one of the kids wont like it. Then got to get em ready for bed, clean up mess so that when husband gets home he can see the floor and find his way to the kitchen to re-heat his dinner and pretend that I can hold some sort of adult conversation. Yikes!!!! I gotta stop this or it will be an uphill battle. But you guessed I'm just gunna have a look at some of the other posts because.... I want to!!!
:eek:

It this random enough? love scenes are fun too! You can practice them! Unlike the above!That was deliciously naughty.:p

What color would the sky be if the ocean was orange?

plaid?

Monster is the best energy drink on the market.

AMP all the way! Drinking a tall boy right now!

If the sky was plaid what color we people be?

If the ocean was orange, then the sky would be orange.

If the sky was orange, then we'd all die because the sun burnt the sky and we're next!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!

Who came up with the word plaid

some one that couldn't decide which direction to go I guess!

how far to do you have to go up into our atmosphere to get into space?

If the ocean was orange, then the sky would be orange.

If the sky was orange, then we'd all die because the sun burnt the sky and we're next!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!ROFL! Missed this post before

chickens have large talons

an ostrich eye is bigger than its brain

an ostrich eye is bigger than its brainDoes this also apply to politicians?

Man this sucks.I worked on this painting in class and there is nothing I can do to make it work. I will have to paint over it. Don't you just hate it when that happens? Four hours down the drain. Arghhhh!

Okay I'm done venting.

If you chew minty gum for a while and then burp, your burp will smell minty.

Trix are for kids

The fog here today is as thick as pea soup

you can't sneeze with your eyes open....no matter how hard you try to

Moon + A lot of moisture = Moonbows

I read it on quirk of the week in my school agenda xD

While in the shower, I used to pretend I was lecturing to adoring crowds, sometimes performing miracles. Interesting to note that I was naked while imagining these scenes.

Luke I am your father

I thought all dogs were boys and all cats were girls... when I was five.

charlie chaplin once won third prize in a charlie chaplin look-a-like contest

charlie chaplin once won third prize in a charlie chaplin look-a-like contestSomeone just watched Lucky Number Sleven?:p

you're right on my tail senoi_essei !!! bwahahaha that was an awsome movie!!! here in australia they renamed the movie to "The Wrong Man"

No offence but I like the American title better in this case.

hahaha no offence taken ... i was drawn in to the american title when i first heard about it ... and then saw a preview of 'the wrong man' here, and thought "whut? the same actors are doing another movie together?!" :confused: lol

my bad ! ... but yeh, that was a great movie :)

Are there other movies where they changed the title in Australia?

yeh there's a few ...

the only one i can think of at the moment is the one with jennifer garner ... "13 going on 30" was called "suddenly 30" here

theres more, just can't think of em right now :o

De nada. No worries m8. :)

This is old, but persistant...

Why is it that you park in a drive way, but drive in a parkway?

Memes hmmm

Whenever I read posts on the forum now, and see the word add not ADD I still read it as ADD lol...weird

This is old, but persistant...

Why is it that you park in a drive way, but drive in a parkway?I ACTUALLY HAVE THE ANSWER TO THIS!!!:D :D :D


In the olden times for a parkway yes you drove, but there were cars or carriages "parked" on the side.

Also, you "drive" to get parked inside a driveway.

How would you refer to more than one Lexus?
P.S. thanks bufalo7!!!

an ostrich eye is bigger than its brain
I know some ppl like this too!!:eek:

While in the shower, I used to pretend I was lecturing to adoring crowds, sometimes performing miracles. Interesting to note that I was naked while imagining these scenes.Yeah. I find people who shower in bathing suits kinda weird.

How would you refer to more than one Lexus?
If you have enough money to afford more than one Lexus... whatever you want.:p

How would you refer to more than one Lexus?
easy... too expensive toyotas!

but what came first? the chicken or the egg?? Another easy answer, the egg came first, dinosaurs were laying eggs millions of years before the first chicken came along...

My brain is dead.

Sometimes threads end up in curious listing order. I find this funny. Today's humorous line-up:

Sometimes it takes them awhile
Private sections of the board
Lucky Underwear
Simple headache question

Honest, I did not make this up. This is why my 1st grade teacher had to explain why I was laughing to the class. Hey Boone, they all had LTD, the flatliners!

I have painted five paintings and have one started in six days.

This is weird, Raising Helen, Alex and Emma, and then Life of Brian, and Young Dr. Frankenstein. Chick flick to the seriously comedic wack jobs. Just what I needed! Multi task, plot my novel too.

RADD

Why do beagles paws smell like fritos?

In the USA more steel is used to make bottle caps than to make auto bodies

:confused: :eyebrow: Mind Boggling :eek: :faint:

HeyQuickzAnd, If you've ascertained that the egg came before the chicken and dinasours were laying eggs millions of years before the first chicken.... :confused: :eyebrow: It begs the question which came first the dinasour or the dinasour egg....?! :confused: :eyebrow: :faint:

....And msam76 Are you sure you're smelling Fritos? It's been my experience to see dogs tuck their feet underneath themselves.LOL!! Puppy sit....? :p :faint: LOL!!!!

:) :cool: :D ;)

Why do beagles paws smell like fritos?It is because dogs sweat through the spaces between the pads of their feet. I have noticed that smell as well and actually opened a bag of Fritos to compare. It was a very close match for sure. Good observation there... I'm sure that together we can develop odor eaters for dogs feet and get rich and famous. But right now I am too busy so I will jot this down and drop it on one of my many piles. Maybe I'll get to it some day...:eyebrow:

Baseball is for people who have never been to a football game.

(Don't ask cause I don't even know what it means. Random is what it is.)

Blue is a more useful color than orange.

Meatloaf sounds good for dinner tonight. Haven't made it in a while.

I'm a happy little boy...

Mmm... Maui...

Traveling comes to mind now...

How does the internet really work?

The reason why women's dress shirt buttons are on the left and men's on the right is because when buttons were first used during the Victorian period maids used to dress the ladies, and since the maids put on their shirts the buttons were put on the servants right side, hence the women's left.

If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

One hundred and one

But, if you were not to count the "and" as part of it, it would be ...
One thousand

If you were to spell out numbers twice, how far would you go until you would find the letter "A"?

Two hundrend and two. (I think...?)

Why don't doctors have to refund your money when they give you bad care or don't treat you well? Isn't that rewarding them for being rude, careless, or even incompetent?

Evil random thought.

I wonder how many people in America or even the world know of really famouse Aussie Music artists?

I wonder what it will be like in OZ in June and July.

I wonder what it will be like in OZ in June and July.

brrrrrr cold!!! it will be winter!!! but still good!!! hahahaha :D

I wonder how many different types of signs there are in the world?

I wonder if my time zone adjustment plan will prevent or greatly reduce jet lag.

I wonder what it will be like on a coach-flying-activities-etc for 18 days with 45 middle schoolers and 5 leaders in OZ.

I wonder if I am totally lunatic.

i wonder what it would be like to be on holiday for the rest of your life

I wonder what it would be like to not worry about anything for 3 days in a row.

LOL Don't worry about the time zone thing. I just wait and force my self to stay up till 8:30 Pm local time then get back up at 8:30am the next morning or earlier if I wake up then.

people should get more credit for just existing, and then if they actually do something, they should get an award. nothing big, like a piece of chocolate. oh well i guess thats whats being a little kid is...nevermind

I think those of us posting here should get credit for having incredibly busy minds. If our brain power was harnessed, we could fix global warming and usher in world peace and cure cancer and AIDS. And they're probably never gonna do it without us.

I think those of us posting here should get credit for having incredibly busy minds. If our brain power was harnessed, we could fix global warming and usher in world peace and cure cancer and AIDS. And they're probably never gonna do it without us.
i'd like to second that ... hahaha

cheers to you sosninity :D

The problem with the world is that there are not enough people with ADD!

-can't remember who said this-it is someone living, businessman, and well-known. Google later.

In light of Easter, I wonder what it will be like when we are in the presence of our risen savior Jesus Christ? What a day that will be!

Upon reading this post, I wonder what it would be like to not have ADD... my god how boring life would be, the thought of it just makes me cringe :)

I think those of us posting here should get credit for having incredibly busy minds. If our brain power was harnessed, we could fix global warming and usher in world peace and cure cancer and AIDS. And they're probably never gonna do it without us.
I wonder if this is the universe's evil trick on us? "Here, I give you, ADDer, unlimited creativity and brain power!....but other people might get jealous so I'm removing the "on" switch on your brain! haha!"

and now for something completely different...

I've always been a self-proclaimed "queen of random thoughts"...and it is confirmed by everyone who knows me. My catchphrase could be "I had this random thought....."

I wonder how I found 2 good doctors in 8 days? I may wonder, but I am very glad!

Maybe we Adders are the normal people in the world and everyone else is weird? Maybe there should be some sort of medication to catch everyone else up to our advanced thinking capacity. Maybe we are the hybrids and everyone else is the gas guzzling people of the world to afraid to admit they are not as complex/diverse as we ADDers are.

Here here mbj! You hit the nail on the head!

I wonder what my tailbone x-ray will show tomorrow. Why do we have tailbones? The are a pain in the butt.

Isn't it wierd to think of how everyone one would accutlly sound. Like think of me for example. I am Australian so I would have an Aussie accent. Most of you would have some discription of US accent. It is just that most of you might have put me as an American accent in youer head cause I put all your written words in Australian accented voices in my head.

I wonder if we could invent something that could harness all of our random and creative thoughts and help see the creativity through? It would be cool to see all of those thoughts listed out in categories and see if there are patterns in them. Maybe we could write some encyclopedia on ADDer's random and creative thinking.

Crickey mate, Ich, you sound just like Steve, what was his name? I really did forget! No worries, you sound like an Australian! In the US, we have a wide variety of US accents. Texas is a far cry ya'll from Boston and Hahvahd Squayah-Harvard Square. In Texas, they use the R's the Bostonians throw out!

I wonder if the same is true in OZ-Sydney vs Perth for ex? G'day, Bah ya'll

Isn't it wierd to think of how everyone one would accutlly sound. Like think of me for example. I am Australian so I would have an Aussie accent. Most of you would have some discription of US accent. It is just that most of you might have put me as an American accent in youer head cause I put all your written words in Australian accented voices in my head.

What are we suppose to write?:foot: :soapbox: :confused:

Why are small town papers filled with grammar errors?

cripes! I got side tracked and forgot what I was going to post.:o

Could things really be working out for my "situation"?

I hope you got your "situation" taken care of and it's behind you...

Crickey mate, Ich, you sound just like Steve, what was his name? I really did forget! No worries, you sound like an Australian! In the US, we have a wide variety of US accents. Texas is a far cry ya'll from Boston and Hahvahd Squayah-Harvard Square. In Texas, they use the R's the Bostonians throw out!

I wonder if the same is true in OZ-Sydney vs Perth for ex? G'day, Bah ya'llNah it is either your and Australian red neck (Queenslander to which I am proudly) ( I have no accent though I mean it has no nationality people call me English US German what ever I have recently being hearing alot of I adobt subconciously, I need something to stick!)

My Bro is a Red neck accent! There is a difference between East coast and west though.:p

Why is it that we still put "In God We Trust" on the back of every paper dollar we print? Doesn't that seem odd? Take any bill out of your wallet or purse and it will say 'In God We Trust" on the back. Is that really true of the government? Kinda seems like an oxymoron these days.

263 Days Left in 2007

What does a turtle think about all day?

Probably the same thing as their cousins the tortoise?

I try not to step on bugs- but it happens. I occasionally swat a spider, but I'm more likely to catch and release it. Yep, I swat flies if and when they get in the house somehow. But here's the thing.... I'm always aware that as far as the universe is concerned, I'm the bug. For all I know, there's a giant foot poised above my head in an alternate reality.....I just hope it belongs to someone who tries not to step on bugs.

Who had the brilliant idea to paint a ceiling a color other than white, and why did I think it was a good idea to try this with bright yellow??????????????

Spread that Sunshine, Andrea!!! :D :D :D

Hi Andrea, How are you and your puppy, Cody ? :D
I would guess you were trying to bring more Sunshine into your world is why you painted your ceiing yellow. Yellow is such a happy color. :D Here's a hint to think about next time. Say your walls are nice soft lavender. to add a hint of color try adding just a little bit of wall color to your ceiling color-just enough to tinge the white. :D
:) :D :) :D

How many teenagers are homeless really? Cause I think they all live in my town..and now in my house...:faint:

What will a 15.5 hour plane flight over the pacific ocean really be like-with ADD can I sit that long?

Why can't I ever find anything unless I am looking for something else?

How many languages have being forced into extiniction?

How many languages are there in the world?

How many worlds are there with languages?

The Moon is moving away from each at a rate of 1.5 inches a year

How much junk can I clean out of my house for anything goes trash pick up day on Monday? From couches to drywall to old carpet and so on! I am motivated! Yes-it will go out to the alley and be gone in 24 hours or less!

Gotta get up and dig some holes today. :(

I wonder how little food we really need to eat to survive verses how much we actually eat in a day? I wonder if there is a major difference in our need verses want?

I hope me or none of my close ones ever catch a disease, such as cancer, that would make me/them die prematurely. I hope me or none of my close ones ever get involved in an accident that would make me/them handicaped for the rest of my/their life or die prematurely.

Here's this post after coffee:

I hope that neither I nor one my people ever catch a disease, such as cancer, that would make me/them die prematurely. I hope that neither I nor one my people ever get involved in an accident that would make me/them handicaped for the rest of my/their life or die prematurely. ;)

Gotta get up and dig some holes today. :(




Digging Holes....???

Is your outhouse out of order...???

:D

Yeah. I bin usin' tha neighbour' garbage can but it's a might hard ta keep mah laptop balanced on ma knees! :D

14:57 No holes dug yet.
Got the pump installed in the pool though!
Having lunch now. I'll go out and disassemble our failed compost effort afterwards. Then I'll have room to dig holes!
I love digging holes. 'specially when you get them real nice and round. 'course, these one hafta be kinda rectangular but I'll start them round and get my jollies that way :eyebrow:

Wonder what the neighbours are up to??? :eyebrow:

I wonder if I get into the bath to soak now...while there are no kids here... will it send a subliminal message for them to immediately come home, and have to use the bathroom :faint:

MOM!!!!! I hafta go to the bafroom!
;)

So this is what it will be like when my ADD boys grow up ,,,HUH GC? Huh huh?

He's not like that already?

"do you have to pee?"
"no"
so you get him all dressed in his snowsuit...
"Mommy, hafta pee"

:faint:

Yes they are all like that...LOL ...I have 3 of them..all boys...All ADD (15, 10,8);)

And I was just observing that the "playful" ADD tendiencies..don't go away with age...LOL ....:D

Snow suits the worst...aargh...
and the trips to the grocery store...where there is NO bathroom....and the fact they went before we left and had NOTHING to drink...:eyebrow:

I have come to the conclusion it is some (sorry) male instinct, to mark territory whenever they go somewhere new...:faint:

I can't wait. :o

We're going to try for a girl when we get around to it. Something to do with time of the month and life-span of swimmers... :rolleyes:

HELP!!! I can't stop posting tonight!!

Alright. I'm going to bed.

Nite, nite! ;)

Well get some rest...I heard that "swimmers" need plenty of sleep and boxers?

Good luck with that...and NO girls for me..nope no way...


Good night

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Snow suits the worst...aargh...
and the trips to the grocery store...where there is NO bathroom....and the fact they went before we left and had NOTHING to drink...:eyebrow:
No bathrooms in Ohio? What kind of sadists own the grocery stores in Lakewood? Maybe we just spend too much time in grocery stores... or have small bladders or something... ;)

Ok G'nite! :D

I just had this thought....

"Ever since I can remember I been poppin' my collar, poppin' poppin' my collar"

also, who would win in a fight? Lucky charms Leprechaun or Captain Crunch?

Round holes!!!! I dug round holes tonight! For planting trees....:rolleyes:

Cryin'
Waitin'
Hopin'
You'll come back.
Maybe someday soon things'll change and-a you'll be mine..