That's right ye scallywags and lumps!!! I be cap'ain of this fine ship... the U.S.S. Flushed Minnow!!! I don't want any of ye yellow thugs gettin' any idears and tryin' to take over me ship!!! Aye?!!! That goes fer the lot of ya'! All hands on deck... there be rough waters up ahead!!!!

oh man...this would have been perfect for "Talk like a pirate day", when was that? A couple months ago? Well, heck with it...who says you need an official day...

Aargh! Take us where there be gold, Capt'n.

But why is the rum gone?

(hiccup)
That's why.

Aye, this is a fine jolly adventure on these seas my capitan. Arrrg, feel them timbers shiver'n. A fair maiden am I and travel with my pirates fair. I hear their buckles swash.

ARRrr, me hearties, the cap'n's buckles are na swashing with their wonted glee. Rum may do for any sailorboy, but me mateys need chocolate. Let's go board the bonnie ship Ghiradelli (and some of those little Danish truffles would be nice).

Enough belly achin you whelps!!! There be some rum in the galley!!!
Now hoist up the sail we have some gold to be fetchin'! Head South to the gulf... Me gold nose be itchin'!!!

Cap'n, the rum can go down the briney deep to Davey Jone's locker. It's chocolate that keeps this pirate goin'. Aye, I'm a-talkin' mutiny. We'll be a-borrowin' the longboat and rowin' for the lands where they know how to treat a pirate lass. Shiver me timbers, I'm off.

Cap'n, the rum can go down the briney deep to Davey Jone's locker. It's chocolate that keeps this pirate goin'. Aye, I'm a-talkin' mutiny. We'll be a-borrowin' the longboat and rowin' for the lands where they know how to treat a pirate lass. Shiver me timbers, I'm off.
Don't get your underskirt in a knot lass...

there be chocolate in the stash over yonder.

Arrr!

I be mutinying... myself?
New cap'ain. New rules... chocolate for all!!! Now can someone lead me to Mexico? I have to find me some El Dorado gold!!!!!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!