View Full Version : Sicily Man Arranges Shooting to Woo Woman


Andrew
12-29-03, 10:38 AM
Fri Dec 26, 9:09 AM ET

ROME (Reuters) - A man in Sicily asked a friend to shoot him in the groin in the hope of making his ex-girlfriend feel sorry for him, police said on Friday.

Police in the central Sicilian city of Piazza Armerina said they became suspicious when the 27-year-old went to hospital with wounds from a hunting rifle's pellets in the groin area.

At first he said the wounds had been caused in a hunting accident, but later admitted he had asked a friend, 16, to shoot him in an attempt to win back the affection of his girlfriend, who had apparently left him because of his violent character.

The man's wounds are expected to heal, doctors said.

Police said the man, and the 16-year-old, had been charged in connection with the shooting. Local reports said the man's ex-girlfriend had made clear she never wanted to see him again.

aforceforgood
12-29-03, 11:46 PM
Local reports said the man's ex-girlfriend had made clear she never wanted to see him again.

I just can't imagine why she wouldn't want to see this winner any more.

Cuz nothin sez "I love you" like shooting yourself in the groin.

Or was this some kind of simpleminded, trailerpark vasectomy attempt?

SubtleMuttle
12-30-03, 01:30 PM
uuuuuuummmmmmmmmm???

And the darwin award goes toooooooo...

[they said he would heal- but can he still BREED?]