just kidding

Good one....


How about some quotes....from some adders...to add to it....

How they view the meaning of life????

One of my fav's which I used in my sig line for awhile....

"I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering." — Steven Wright, comedian




I prefer to distinguish ADD as attention abundance disorder. Everything is just so interesting . . . remarkably at the same time.” — Frank Coppola, MA, ODC, ACG



"The only problem with the world is a lot of people DON'T have ADD" — Andy Pakula, CEO Think! Interactive Marketing


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<HR width=100 color=#3366cc noShade SIZE=1>"ADD is like going through life carrying a one man band contraption, with a broken strap." — Julia Smith-Ruetz


Yep that makes perfect sense to me! Been there done that!

Hope

Frank Zappa wow yellow snow. . . . .

I remembered to forget only to forget what I remembered - another original ADD saying - meadd823.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.....

Ah-h-h-h Yes ! It is better to have a mind to lose :p than to Never have had a mind to lose...!! :eek: :eek: :faint: LOL!!!


:) :cool: :D :rolleyes: ;) :p :) :faint: :D

"I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with a soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments." — Jim Morrison, late member of the rock group; The Doors

So true....

5/4 people can't do fractions!

Just seemed appropriate tonight!

5/4 people can't do fractions!

Just seemed appropriate tonight!
LMAO...that's funny!


Here's one for my sis......and dyslexic friends....:D See it's a sign of genius...according to Andrew Jackson!

It's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word!" — Andrew Jackson

When we see ourselves in a situation which must be endured and gone through, it is best to make up our minds to it, meet it with firmness, and accommodate everything to it in the best way practicable. This lessens the evil, while fretting and fuming only serves to increase your own torments. - Thomas Jefferson




Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. - Mark Twain


Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from. - Jodie Foster, actress

Small mind talk about people, meduim minds speak of events but big minds speak of ideas. I do not re-call where I read it please refer to post #3


gleaned from Google run-about

Great works are performed, not by strength but by perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

If you haven't the strength to impose your own terms upon life, you must accept the terms it offers you. -T. S. Eliot

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you must stop and look fear in the face. You must do the things you think you cannot do! - Eleanor Roosevelt


When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. -Louisa May Alcott


For all of us who have been craped on for being neurodiverse . . . .this is for you

We are made strong by what we overcome. - John Burroughs

{yeah} ;)

Small mind talk about people, meduim minds speak of events but big minds speak of ideas.Then what about minds that speak of fantasy and things that have little to no rellevance to real life? .... Nevermind, I know the answer.

"the meaning of life is like...Oh, I could tell you but you would just disagree with me" -unknown, because after saying it, people still argued with him.

For all those teachers that don't understand, or want to understand...ADDer's...

"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers." — Woody Allen

“Man, I love my ADD. It always reminds me how much I don’t remember.” — Frank Coppola MA, ODC, ACG


I only find things I was looking for yesterday, when I am looking for something else I lost 5 minutes ago. ~me~

How to tell you and your kids are ADD
One is in your room looking for their shoes, one is looking everywhere for the homework they just had, while you are looking in their room for your keys....... ~me~


And to end it all....for all of us who get lost going anywhere...

If you don't get lost, there's a chance you may never be found. ~Author Unknown

I know I have Faults but being Wrong is not one of them!! LOL!!! :p :faint: :D

:) :cool: :D :p ;) :rolleyes: :faint: :) :D

ODD you are so silly! you crack me up...

Hey I found this on a funny ADD site....I have to print this and hang it up at home and work.....


"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save." - Will Rogers

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This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush jobs are wanted yesterday. With this calendar, a job can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd.
Most jobs are required by Friday, so there are three Fridays in every week.
There are eight new days added to each month to allow for end-of-the-month panic jobs.
There is no 1st of the month -- thus avoiding late delivery of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs.
Weekends have been shortened to the proper 1 day of rest.
Monday morning agony is abolished all together.
A new day, Negotiation Day (NEG), has been introduced keeping the other days free for uninterrupted panic.

Hey justhope, :D
Don't you know...... I'm a real GAS*!! :p :faint: :D

:) :cool: :D ;) :) :cool: :D ;)

Homer: God, what's the meaning of life?
God: Homer, I can't tell you that.
Homer: Why not?
God: You'll find out when you die.
Homer: Oh, I can't wait that long.
God: You can't wait 6 months?
Homer: No, tell me now...
God: Oh, OK... The meaning of life is...[Theme music starts and the show ends. The creator's original idea was that a commercial would come after this scene and before the credits, thus having the commercial interrupt God's explanation to humorous effect]

Hey ADD-B...


Here is a story you can appreciate....

I'm reminded of when I was teaching a class of 12 ADD/LD junior highers a few years ago. We began the year with all students classified as LD, and five students diagnosed with ADD as well. Soon, as more info went home and we got to know the students better, four more kids were diagnosed ADD. In the spring I finally got my diagnosis and began taking Ritalin, too. When the school secretary came to my class at noon with water and meds, she handed me a cup, as she knew I needed to take my meds, too. One of the students came over very concerned and asked, "Mrs. Z, are you SURE this ADD stuff isn't contagious???" ~Lisa Zottnick

How about when a student, last year, shouts to the whole class, (I had not told them), can't you tell she has ADD? This was a high school senior!

I have no idea why I posted this stupid thread about a year ago... ?????

Trick-threads, that'll be how I learn to avoid the D.T.S. (Dead Thread Syndrome)

THE ANSWER IS:
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"I've lived a life full of great misfortune, most of which never happened."

"The meaning of life is the meaning of self"

What is the Meaning of life?
Life can sometimes be mean but rarely seems meaning.

I composed the following letter:

To:Life
From:ADDF

What do you mean?

PS

No really, what do you mean ?

...

No response was ever received.

Conclusion:
Life may be given and taken, Life may take and give, but life answers to no one.

-Zach

I'm lost, I'll be back when I find myself.