Two ADDers were sitting at the table of the local diner
. . .their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
<DIR><DIR>"I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other.

"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way:
'Take a clean dish...'"

LMAO.....not that's funny:D
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I went to the Barnes and Noble Bookstore and asked for the section on ADD books, only to be told:
Oh! They're all so disorganized! :eyebrow:



<DIR><DIR>QUESTION: How would they diagnose ADD in a chicken?

ANSWER: It never gets all the way across the road because of all the distractions.

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Oh come on you have to have some????

Justhope...I found that slightly amusing as it sounds very typical of ADD people...geez we've got to laugh at ourselves from time to time...lol:D

Selena:)

Always turn on all the lights when dressing for work. I got to school one morning and noticed I was limping. Looking down at my feet I realized why. I had put on 1 brown slide and 1 black slide.

Had to walk in my stocking feet or my back hurt.

Why did the ADD hen cross the road to the hen house 6 times before getting to work laying eggs?

To get her glasses
to find the keys to the coop
to get her thermos of coffee
to get the book she wants to read while hatching
to get the guide to egg laying in case she forgot what to do
to get the letter she needs to mail on the way to the coop

brrrkkk brrrkk brrkk bkk bkk bkk


This is actually a true story:

Oh, and at Borders-I really did ask where the ADD books were and they said, "oh they are by author and in psychology or self-help. " I actually told the lady they would sell more ADD books if they grouped them all togther because it is so hard to find the book I want and give up if it is too hard to find! I added that it would help for any condition, like diabetes, arthritis, cancer and so on.

Guess what-I am noticing a gradual shift at some Borders to group books by condition!

The trouble with someone who talks too fast is that they often say something they haven't thought of yet.

Is this really a problem? Some of my best ideas are born while talking!