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Zebulon
03-23-07, 11:06 PM
ABCD ....How I wonder what you are.:faint:

meadd823
03-24-07, 07:39 AM
Hmm intersting concept Are you sure this isn't the dyslexic song?

Zebulon
03-24-07, 08:26 AM
Nope not this time. That is why I am a member of DAM. That is Mothers Against Dyslexia. Somedays I dont know if I should scratch my watch or wind my ***. If you cant use that word switch out *** for Butt.

ADDA
03-24-07, 01:41 PM
Mothers against Dyslexia?

Zebulon
03-24-07, 05:15 PM
Yea that is why it is called D.A.M. instead of M.A.D. Its just a joke...:D

meadd823
03-24-07, 11:59 PM
Yea that is why it is called D.A.M. instead of M.A.D. Its just a joke...

Very funny will you be needing a "Libby's" label with that can of corn?

Zebulon
03-25-07, 10:02 AM
Ho Ho Ho Green Giant. I already have enough corn and been labeled too much. You can just call me Cream Corn if Ya like. I am too twisted for color TV. What do you call a Nun sitting on top of a TV? Twisted Sister.

Lions, Tigers and Bears?
Oh My!!!

WonderLand
03-25-07, 04:08 PM
haha. That's exactly what I was asking myself.

meadd823
03-27-07, 01:57 AM
Stolen Old Chinese Proverbs


Man who gets too big for his britches may get exposed in the end.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

All men eat, but Fu Man Chu.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.

If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient.

Modern house without toilet uncanny.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.

Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.

One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.

Man who streaks is unsuited for his work.

Girl who does everything under the sun gets everything sunburned.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Man who scratches rear should not bite fingernails

Cowboy
03-29-07, 04:23 PM
Gotta like those Old Chinese Proverbs huh!!! You made me smile for the first time in days...

Thanks
Cowboy

Bridges
03-31-07, 12:30 PM
Is there a thread someone can point me to for the difference between add and dyslexic? Or what exactly is dyslexic?

Sorry to go off topic.

justhope
03-31-07, 01:17 PM
Let me go see for you....


Meanwhile. Here is a link....

http://www.jennyburm.com/dyslexia/index.html (my sister read over, she is dyslexic and ADD)
Main site for dyslexia
http://www.happydyslexic.com/
Under our books section...
http://www.addforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1482
There are some books directly addressing Dyslexia.

I don't see a specific "sticky" on it, or a specific thread/section devoted to just dyslexia.
However under our Learning disabilities there are several things about it.
You might get something over there...If not, perhaps you can PM my sister she can help ...MeADD823.

http://www.addforums.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=66