I vaguely remember seeing this one somewhere. The idea is that the person before you posts a fictious, (or real), word and then you have to invent a definition for it and post a new word. Example:

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krummhorn

(noun) An over eating condition in male cows where they eat too many cookies.
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Got it? OK, then.....


katabothron

katabothron


Your cat's brother.



Hey this is a dyslexic friendly game {I think}


beanittle

Beanittle {Noun} A Bean shaped needle used primarily for removing strings from string beans
{Verb}{Slang} To be Beanittled To be engrossed in removing strings from beans and not wanting to be disturbed.


Here's my word: Neufroodled :D :D :D

Hey this is a dyslexic friendly game {I think}
I think you might be right there.

beanittle
A form of greeting within Icelandic families.
In Iceland 'ittle' is a very famous person, and the greeting "Be an Ittle" was shortened to 'beanittle'.


Boit

(Do'h double post again.)

Neufroodled
(verb)To froodle someone is to throw pasta at them. Once someone is in this state they are known to have been 'froodled'. Neufroodling someone is to throw fresh pasta, instead.

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Boit

Boit: the sound your head makes when it comes in contact with any thing hard.


next word: zalupishly<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

zalupishly: quickly and carelessly, but with a certain sense of style

next word: sponlinging

Sponlinging:

The official name used in competitions , describing the technique of making music using actual "Spoons"




Next Word:
Zigindango

Zigindango
A type of dance from Poland, based on the Tango, but involves small furry creatures called Zigs. The inventor had a cold at the time of naming the dance.

Next word: Peelop

Peelop: verb, the dancing movements a little boy makes when there is too large a line to the bathroom and he cant seem to wait.

next word: valteronics

Valteronics: The science of Vaulting...

new word: camanelope

Camanelope-{Noun} A little known cousin of the famous Jackelope and a distant relative of "Little Bunny Foo~Foo." :D :D

{Verb} Don't stop.....! Hare today , Goon tomorrow :eek: :faint: :p :D :D :D :faint:



Next word: Osterfrittzle :D :D :D

Osterfrittzle {noun}: a meal consisting of ostrich fritters and spaetzle.

Next word:

Benaktrisit

Benaktrisit (noun): Truly extreme happiness about something a person has seen, heard, felt, smelled, and tasted about in a past dream they've dreamt their whole life and they're now seeing, hearing, feeling, smelling, and tasting it for the first time in reality.

Next Word: Bloopy

Bloopy
(noun) The mess a baby makes in it's nappy after a particularly long struggle.
(verb) To cause a bloopy is to make a particularly annoying mess that will take some time to clean up.

Next word: Rigot

Rigot

an otter robot who is also the sea master
She has a special waterproof design so there is no chance of her rusting out.

Next: splusion

Splusion
- The sound that water makes when toilet paper has been blocking a toilet finally goes down.
- An elongated toilet designed specifically for Elephants.


Next word: Pilong

Pilong (Noun): Pilots long stockings worn only in the Winter Time.

Pilong (Noun): an animal that has a long neck and colorful tail and is a mix between Long Neck duck and a Peacock.

Next word: Leeconsoker

A leek that has taken too much water and becomes VEEEERY squishy!:D

Plork

Plork:{noun} plastic pork that children play with in pretend kitchens.

Next word:

Noseall

Noseall
- Someone who knows nothing about seals, nor posesses any seals.
- Someone who thinks they know everything, but really don't know anything at all.

Next word: Pourty

Pourty - edible birds with small and narrow beaks ("pouty poultry")

Tell me, what's a "becreeper"?

becreeper noun: a spy bee that is sent to another hive to see just how they make their honey and bring back industrial secrets.

next word: rakisonionial

Rakisonionial :
A futuristic cad who thinks he looks good being videotaped only from a Sony Video~camera!! :D :D

What is a Poopaloopian? :eek: :p :faint: :D

Poopaloopian: A distant relative to the Oompa Loompas.

Bakalakadaka

Bakalakadaka {noun,Japanese): an EXTREMELY insultingexpletive, meaning "I fart in your general direction." :D

Next word:

Dimentorial

Dimentorial
(noun) An extra dimension that has conspiracy issues. It's the type of dimension that sneaks around in back alleys discussing conspiratorial metaphysics. Definitely a dimension to avoid.

Next word: Snool

snool: a low howling sound that wolves make that only other wolves can hear when they are laughing at humans.

next word: oricanamon

Oricanamon {noun, anime related}-This is the end result when anime characters cross over and Orochimaru mates with a Digimon:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/kzrainbow/normal_oro_c003.jpg + http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/kzrainbow/digimon_selector1.jpg = Oricanamon

Next word:

Inoshikacho

Inoshikacho -A highly contagious blue plookie sneeze from a member of the Inoshi tribe of Noshiki ! :eek: :faint: :p :D



What is a Oogliewoogiewoggle? :D :D

Oogliewoogiewoggle
(verb) something your brain does when it comes off the meds.

Next word: Priupy

Priupy: An still unborn dog.

Slag

Slag
(Hey! This is a real word! Not that it matters.)
- To spit.
- Someone who avoids paying for something.


Next word: Stoing

Stoing > The sound a stone makes when it hits you in the noggin.

Next Word> Kandloptz

Kandlopz:
{adjective}: The angle at which a lopsided candle leans.
{noun}: canned lollipops from Switzerland

New word:

Metamoogie

Metamoogie
(noun) A cat that is both there and not. Contrary to popular belief this is actually a state all cats possess. Schrodinger was actually wrong.


Next word: Fromp

Fromp (noun): a ballroom dance for frumpy old ladies, as in "May I have this fromp?".

Next word:

Fleamereet

Fleamareet~ A congregation of fleas who meet to see who has returned from their favorite "hot~spot" with the most fluid at the end of their life cycle.
Or any gathering fleas when they are ticked off.. and think everything ......Well......sucks :faint: ! :eek: :faint: :D



What is a Danimaburklesnurtlesnootle.....!? :eek: :p :faint: :D

Danimaburklesnurtlesnootle
(noun) A musical instrument from Antarctica made from ice, seal fur, and whale blubber. It is traditionally played through the nose, and usually accompanied with a Dwimakurdle, (see Dwimakurdle).

Next word: Dwimakurdle

Dwimakurdle > Special Nose Plug used for the "free" nostril not used to play the
Danimaburklesnurtlesnootle, also doubles as a "booger" catcher.


New Word

Swaylingnather

Swaylingnather {noun}: A wailing panther swinging from a vine.

Next word:

Boogzooger

Boogzooger
(noun) A small furry animal that inhabits the nasal cavities of Llamas. It lives on nose excretions and hair follicles, thus keeping the Llamas nose clean. This is why you won't see a Llama with a hanky or tissue box.

Next word: spoonward

Spoonward {noun): the direction in which mold grows on dishes which have been left in the sink, unwashed, for far too long.

Next word:

Ascindtrotial

Ascindtrotial
{verb} To make a horse trot uphill.
{verb} To ascend up the corporate ladder slowly and steadily.
{verb} To cause someone to excel by consistent flattery.

Next word: Llullaillaco

Llullaillaco {noun}: the annual gathering of Llamas held in Morroco, where they all gather round to compose lullabies.

Next word:

Speciatorial

Speciatorial
{noun} A special type of spectator that gets involved in the match/game that is being played. You will normally see this type of person at children's soccer/footy matches, where the parent of the child is playing. They will be the most loud, and will more often than not have a direct opinion on almost ever facet of the game being played, how the referee was wrong on so many occasions, how the other team is playing so bad, how the coach is so wrong, and how the other parents are so wrong.

Next word: Scringe

Scringe {verb}: The behavior of certain miserly old grumps, who are, as they say, so tight they squeak. Roughly equivalent in meaning to the phrase "pinching pennies until they scream".

Next word:

Doomaflatchie

Doomaflatchie
The slight movement up and down of bed coverings when the occupant breaks wind.

Next word: jejunojejunostomy

jejunojejunostomy {noun}: an extremely risky experimental surgery, used by government agencies to completely wipe the memories of agents...but only the months of June and July of each previous year.

Next word:

decrapsenation

decrapsenation
{noun/verb} The ability of someone to, humorously, make someone feel less crappy than they currently feel.
{noun} Someone who cleans toilets really quickly.

Next word: Syperblof

Syperblof {noun}: An idiotic blogger who makes too many typos and errors
{verb}: to blog in a manner consistent with idiocy

Next word:

Nobecuse

Nobecuse
This term is derived from slang, it's roots go back to; the inability, (or non-permissive use) of certain people to use certain items. A 'Bec' is slang for a southerner.

Next word: Floip

Floip {noun}: a misshapen pancake that refuses to flip properly, instead flopping out of the pan and landing batter-side-down on the floor.

Next word:

Toclarcke

Toclarcke
A type of bird descended from the lark family that was one of two types of birds used in early clocks. Clocks generally used two birds. Usually a Toclarcke, and a Ticgoose, and less commonly a Ticeagle, (although in those cases the clock would stop working half way through).

Next Word: Ebioblaptinut

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/kzrainbow/icon_rotfl3.gif Oh, nice save, man!

Ebioblaptinut {noun}: a microscopic nut for a microscopic screw, that twists onto the screw in a counter-clockwise direction and requires gear oil to move at all. Consequently, only teeeeeeeny tiiiiiny men from the Planet Howblattaen even bother with this particulat pice of hardware.

Next word:

Jiblairaiyanism

Rigot A garbled mumbling of "Right, I forgot! Often accompanied by a forehead slap. An utterance that ADDer's are very familiar with. To make such an utterance in embarrassed acknowledgement.




New word: Flabbergoostigans...... :rolleyes:

Flabbergoostigans


to surprise a goose so much that it lays an egg on the spot, weather or not its male or female.



new word : racksalations

Racksalations: (Noun) Something that needs to be slashed into many pieces by racks for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Next Word: Suberflipurpet

Suberflipurpet: (verb) to toss your airborne pet in a circular fashion with extra strength in a flamboyant manner


Next word: Fookwhaa

fookwhaa the sound someone makes when he or she slips on some ice and then goes over a cliff.
next word: lastitop

LMAO!!! Excellent! :D:D:D

lastitop
The very last thing you take off when you get undressed. (The mind boggles.) :)

Next word:gabbleblotchit

gabbleblotchit- to blot out the silence during an uncomfortable pause in conversation with the chattering banter of chit-chat and gabbing.


Next word: leecheraskankster

leecheraskankster
{noun} A type of German sausage the skin of which is made from leeches.

Next Word: Tibbardly

O-o-o-ops!!! :eek: Another ADD{H}D moment of missing and overlooking Crazy~Feet's next word of Jiblairaiyanism

and to further complicate matters, I being of Creative but absentminded lapses came up with a definition of allready posted word. Sincere apologies to all those who went Huh-h-h-?!! :confused: I am here to correct the aforementioned omission and will not post next word as mijahe's word Tibbardly is next.


Correction and definition of Jiblairaiyanism : To be afflicted with the irrisistible urge to speak in jibes. To be eternally trapped by such utterances regardless of all consequences. To suffer from such an affliction.

:eek: :p :faint: :p :) :D

Tibbardly
{verb} To tib someone is to flick their nose/ear lobes with your finger.
{noun} Someone who is prone, (or wanting), to tib someone is usually referred to as being tibbardly.
Example: "Sam is being really tibbardly today isn't he?"

Next word: Scoom

Scoom

Scoom, Scooming, Scoomed
[verb] to race about in an uncontrolable matter.
Example: The children were scooming around like ants at a picnic.


new word: Wergum

wergum what a charactor from young frankenstien asks when he or she wants some gum
(Im sorry fot those who have not seen the movie)
Correction and definition of Jiblairaiyanism : To be afflicted with the irrisistible urge to speak in jibes. To be eternally trapped by such utterances regardless of all consequences. To suffer from such an affliction.
thank you for this now I truly know what is wrong with me. now I can look for a treatment. thank you thank you :cool:

mantilazer

You're very welcome, welcome, Lunaslobo. :D Good luck on finding treatment for any aforementioned though not obvious affliction :D :D :D

Mantilazer: a word that means what most men have on their mind. To be consumed with such thoughts. :rolleyes: :p :D


Next word:What is a Snortasnirl...... ? :eyebrow: :faint: :p :D

Snortasnirl

Noun: the nasal equivilent of a portapottie

John walked up to the snortasnirl and blew his nose.

new word: Hoface

hoface: the look that a mall santa will have when he has his beard and glasses on.
"that santa looked really good, he has a great hoface"
new word: mucklush

Mucklush- they byproduct of droping your slushie in the dirt.

"Jane dropped her slushie and it turned into mucklush"

New word- Wimfond

Wimfond ~A word that means to be so fond of a particular whim it becomes an obsession: Just on a wim Reece and Dorie decided to enter the Monkey habitat at their local zoo and act like a monkey. They enjoyed it so much they spent every weekend there and began to chatter to each in monkey language. Hence: Their wimfond; :faint: :p :D



Next Word: Babbooloostians......

:rolleyes: :eek: :faint: :p :D

Babbooloostians: an ancient dance originated from the tribes of babbooloosticon. Scientist think this tribe may have been the first to show signs of ADHD, as none of the dancers really knew why they were dancing or how they danced. It was kind of up to each person to make up their own music as they went along, also being the first to bring in jazz beats.

new word zastertalica

Zastertalica: a wierd and deformed animal that has been living within a house far too long and has ate all the food on the floor that a two year has dropped.

Next Word: NummyNummers

NummyNummers
The state a very hungry person can get to when on a savage diet. They usually look like a 'Nummer', (see Nummer), that has been numbed to the point of desperation.

Next Word: Nummer - (of course)

Nummer: A Dyscalculiac condition that makes any form of Math calculation impossible: {Slang} A combined form of Number, Bummer and Remembering how to do calculations. or the result of such a condition such as Not being able to Add Subtract Multiply or Divide is a real Nummer! :eek: :p :faint: :D



What is an Obscrooboltoolian..?
:D :) :D :) :D :)

Obscrooboltoolian
{noun} A race of engineers who derived great pleasure out of dismantling everything they saw or touched. You knew when an Obscrooboltoolian had been around because everything would have been dismantled. The race ended up dismantling their entire society into chaos and thus became extinct.


Next word: Scrubble

.......Scrubble:
Another one of those famous cleaning products for cleaning
with bubbles those tiles meaning not your bathroom tiles but your Scrabble letter tiles and rack. Yes folks, this product removes those greasy popcorn stains chocolate and any other snack food from those letter tiles. Woodn't you know it it cleans perfectly to the letter So take note and don't get scrambled by false claims. Look for Scrubble on your store's shelf's and rack up those compliments! :D :D


What is the meaning of Poupalotsa..?

:D :) :D :) :D :) :D

poupalotsa: Slang, means the world population is increasing faster than we can support it. After the last censes scientists all over the world were heard to exclaim, poupalotsa!!!

define sangerlation

sangerlation
{verb} The state someone becomes when they see a sandwhich the love to eat. Example: "Jon was sangerlative over his chilli and blueberry sandwhich."


Next word: Sligdrave

Sligdrave
{noun} A person that acts the fool, a buffoon, an idiot, clowning around. As in: "I wish that bloke wouldn't be such a sligdrave."


Next word: Parsimming

Next word: Parsimmingparsimming this is a golfing term, when someone does not make par and goes above it over and over again, they are said to be parsimming.
next word: valicotion

Valicotion..... :rolleyes: :D

A Valedictorian who is willing to travel long distances....even across two Oceans to avoid giving a speech to the graduating class. A valedictorian paralyzed by Speech Fear. To travel in a circuitous route as an expression of such fear.
:eek: :eyebrow: :faint: :D

Next Word.... :rolleyes: :faint: :p :D
Combobulagasted.........

Combobulagasted.........


Oh I m so glad you gave me that word, actually I had one the other day.

It a cocktail, very much like the galacticgargleblaster, but it leaves you gastly out of breath afterwords for at least 30min, often mouth to mouth resusitation is required to get the person going again. (this is a good time to note that if you drink a Combobulagasted that your company be made up of a fair amout of people of the other sex as you as its never nice being resusitated by another of you sex)
A Combobulagasted is made from a very odd combination of white spirits, some mampoer and a Ula that bobs in the mixture, a Ula is a berry that is only found in the wetlands in the Sahara desert, and getting it to bob on the mixture of white spirits and mampoer.

Definately worth a try for the more daring.

Next word: Disconfukulate.

Disconfukulate.:To take by surprise or confound :eek: Especially on a final exam you expected to pass with flying colors only to realize grade was not one expected. :faint: His bad grade on that math final had him totally disconfukulated


What is an Octozittleletororonian........? :eyebrow: :rolleyes: :D :faint:

Octozittleletororonian - that would a bullfighter who has eight tassels dangling from his montera. The most famous octozittleletororonian Jose Diego Antonio Picador de Carrera (Granada, 1887 - Valencia, 1923) was killed in a tragic accident, when two of his tassels got caught in the doors of a London underground train (apparently stranded in Valencia).

What is a snotterette?

Snotterette:
A Snotterette is a small snobbish marionette who has the magical ability to pull his own strings and caper about without them. Any small marionette or person who calls others a dummy and thinks he is better than others is referred to as a Snotterette: Also, anyone who pulls strings from behind the scenes for their own benefit and thinks they've pulled a fast one can be called a snotterette. :faint: :faint: :p :D

What is or/ are ... :faint: :D
Booboobushkinootles.........?

:D :D :D :) :) :) :D :D :D

Booboobushkinootles?

It's a family of Ootles that are very closely related to the Booboos, (which are small, brown, very flat animals who very often don blue bowties). The ootles reside in the bush along with the Booboos their kin. Never approach an Ootle unless you have a spanner.

A Booboo out of it's natural habitat. Notice how thin they can get:

http://www.campjellystone.com/images/booboo_1.gif


Next word: Yapsilong

Yapsilong = the condition of waiting for somebody to think of an Y-word in the last letter=first letter thread (usually mijahe). And yap, that can take a long time.

What is a gran-o-rama?

Yapsilong
yapsilong: slang, a very small dog commonly known as an ankle biter, will yap and yap at people. If that dog yaps for a very long time it is known as a yapsilong dog.

New word:
gastropothic

gastropothic
{noun} A dyslexic Gothic gastroenterologist. You can tell if your gastroenterologist is Gothic by the severe black makeup, and they usually have an assistant called "Igor", (who is a limping hunchback with a lisp).


Next Word: Plargh

Plargh: A word of surprise when you fall down after running or walking down a hill, it is specifically used when you hit the ground and continue to Plough in the ground for a considerable distance.

Next Word


Sluptious

sluptious the best slurpie you can buy at a 7-11, on that will bring you to nirvonia. the word came about because during the brain freeze state it is almost impossible to utter the r sound, thus slurptious became sluptious.

new word: marganific

marganific

mar-ganific
{noun}A southern USA term to describe possession of a small flightless bird that just sleeps and eats. In fact the whole bird is rather pointless, as all it does it eat and sleep. The term was derived from the southerners accent, "Look it mar ganific. Ye useless boird!"

Next word: xenodocheionology

xenodocheionology:

A new field of science that studies the use of paraphernalia with foreign substances and the effect is has on ones chi.

Next work: chriotic

chriotic; a method that evil goverments use to solve their chaotic political situations by chriogenically freezing all of their opposition.


Next word


Gumbeling

Gumbeling - a modern type of Russian Roulette, played with a pack of chewing gum and a tiny speck of plut- eh, strychnine.

What is a fortinizer?

fortinizer

{noun} A dastardly evil weapon chosen only by the most evil of Captain Forgetfull's arch-nemesis Lord Fickle. A fortinizer will remove Captain Forgetfull's most powerfull ability and cause him to actually remember things, thereby rendering him normal. ("Nooooooooo", the audience say.)

Next word: Confabulator

Confabulator to confuse some one in a grand or fabulas style. "the way the fooled every one he was just a confabulator.
new word graxumorphic

graxumorphic: What happens when a computer mutates into Mario.

Next word: Wataflishinkadonginkhoyodita (marshmallow) Nah! Really, the next word is Hoopliknah

Hoopliknah

Hoopliknah is a Gala celebration of the winner in a Hula~hoop contest. It is a foreign rite of passage when a girl is in the process of becoming a woman and she Hula~Hoops as long as possible.

for the boys rites of passage it is a hoop game very much like basketball where the winner is determined by how many handmade balls can be thrown successfully through the hoop.

To celebrate a Rite of passage in a Hoopliknah fashion by giving a shout~out of "Hoopliknah!" in honor of the two winners
:D :D :D




Next Word: Snootledworffle****** :rolleyes: :) :D :faint:

Snootledworffle
{noun}A Worffle that has been snootled. Worffles are hard to catch, but the best way to catch them is to snootle them. This involves hanging upside-down in a tree and yelling "Lip! lip! lip! lip!". This will attract the inquisitive Worffles who are attracted to such normal things. Once they appear, you jump down and "Blargh" them. This will frighten the boots off them and will therefore stop them from running away.


Next word: Scrumty

Mmmmm, another thread to revive.....


Scrumty
[verb] The act of rubbing/patting your stomach after a good meal.


Next: Swut

swut (swŭt); n. Archaic.


1.

a. Obscenity in speech or writing specifically created by or for women.
b. Pornography for women.


[Derived From Middle English smotten, smutten, to defile. ]

Next: maltransitovation.

maltransitovation:(adj) mal-transito-vat-ion:

a. entropic transition of statically attracted polar-ions
b. a lousy standing ovation



NEXT: 'intractbegotfull'

intractbegotfull'

verb: a way of interacting with others that we are thankfull for.
webicoshisis

web·i·co·shi·sis (wēb·ĭ-kō·shē·səs)
n. pl. web·i·co·shi·ses (-sēz)



A severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by inability to tear oneself away from ADHD websites, causing deterioration of normal social functioning.



Thighnilian

Thighnilian

The type of speech coming from a drunkards mouth when trying to say complex words, or words longer than 3 syllables. Invariably the aforementioned person will attempt the word several times in a row with varying results.

Next: Farlinger

Oogliewoogiewoggle == the curious wobbling motion that an adult makes with his shoulders that is accompanied by the uttering of oogliewoogie sounds (qv) when trying to make an endearing impression on a newborn

next: iffinprim

EDIT oh gosh, replied to the wrong page hahaha

Farlinger: someone who has perfected the art of persistently being on the lavatory when the washing up has to be done

iffinprim(ĭf' ĭn prĭm')
adj. -prim·mer, -prim·mest

1. Lack of socially acceptable prudishness or snobbery.

2. Insufficient level of social hypocracy or two-facedness.


[Of unknown origin; possibly combined Middle English if, from Old English gif; (see i- in Indo-European roots); Middle English and from Old English; (see en in Indo-European roots) from obsolete prim, formal or demure person, perhaps from Old French prin, first, delicate ; see prime.]

zoom - You come up with some of the best word definitions.


BTW, you forgot 'next'! :)

(Ack! Thanks mijahe!)

Next: Gralacious

(Ack! Thanks mijahe!)

Next: Gralacious

Gralacious: Sly, superficial affableness, employed to extricate a favour from the subject
(Lady Prudentia was acting so gralacious towards your father last night at Mr Purvis' reception, it simply sickened me)

Next: Merlap

Gralacious
(adjective)
Pertaining to, consisting of or resembling a Gral, (See Gral)


Gral
(noun)
A small wading bird with only one leg.


Next: Jubate

Luthien said: Next: Merlap


Merlap mûr' lăp′
v. tr. -lapped, -lap·ping, -laps

1. Slang An erotic dance that a wizard or witch performs while straddling a muggle's lap.

[Possibly combination Merlin,mythical sorcerer and soothsayer in Arthurian legend, from O.Fr. form of Welsh Myrddhin, probably from O.Celt. *Mori-dunon, lit. "of the sea-hill," from *mori "sea" + dunom "hill.", and Middle English lappe, lappet, lap, from Old English læppa, lappet skirt or flap of a garment.]


Next: Borfilliage

Next: Jubate

:p we're multithreading

Jubate: To haughtily debate with utter contempt for the the other discussion partner's opinion
(Hairy Harry found a twisted delight in jubating his frightened victims in a sneering voice - usually over something embarassing - before cleaning them out {from: The Shadow & the case of the Pokering Sirens})

next: Stiggleton

1. Slang An erotic dance that a wizard or witch performs while straddling a muggle's lap.


LMAO!!! :D:) Now that brought tears to my eyes.

Although, I'm not thinking of the Wizards from Harry Potter, but the Wizards from the Unseen University. OMG..... I can just imagine it too........ :):):D:D:D

Glad you liked, mijahe! :D


jubate (joo' bāt)
intr.v. ju·bat·ed, ju·bat·ing, ju·bates



1. To exceedingly rejoice or exult over a thing solely for purposes of attracting adherents to one's cause, side, or belief.


[Latin iūbilāre, iūbilāt-, to raise a shout of joy.]


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stiggleton (sĭng' gəl tŭn' )
n.

1. Slang A person praying to be marked with religious stigmata in the hopes of attracting a religious or saintly potential spouse.


[Combined form Middle English stigme, brand, from Latin stigma, stigmat-, tattoo indicating slave or criminal status, from Greek, tattoo mark, from stizein, stig-, to prick.]


Next: Kruffimial

but the Wizards from the Unseen University. OMG..... I can just imagine it too........ :):):D:D:D

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Kruffimial small portable harmonium featuring a whole tone scale in use in Russian Orthodox churches up to the late 19th century. The K. was played solely by priests or higher ranking clergy in chastise-services, where parishioners who had perpetrated a misdemeanor were symbolically 'flagellated' with thunderous preaching, accompanied by ominous-sounding augmented chords, played on the K.

omg zoomman, you crack me up :D

next: Puniculistic

Luthien, your Kruffimial is perfect! I'm so glad THOSE dark days of Russian Orthodoxy have been left behind! :D

Puniculistic (pyoo' nĭk kŭl ĭs' tĭk)
adj.

1. Having a propensity, need, or desire to aquire punishments through incitement of others.

2. Psychology Having or pertaining to the condition of puniculaesia.


[Medieval Latin pūnītīvus, from Latin poenīre, pūnīre, to punish + Middle English cullen, from Old French cuillir, from Latin colligere, collect.]

:D lmao

and - a next one?

Whoops! Heehee.

NEXT: Limnerific

:D

Whoops! Heehee.

NEXT: Limnerific

:D

Limnerific: intended as angry, vicious or mean, but utterly failing to get there. The character Magrat from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series is a good example: "Magrat was annoyed. She was also frightened, which made her even more annoyed. It was hard for people when Magrat was annoyed. It was like being attacked by damp tissue."

next: Impoloputic

next: Impoloputic

the briefest of stolen moments massaging one's own achey neck

rubbing oneself would represent abuse

(of the term)

next:Limpopopogo

this thread could be dangerous.

:-)

Limpopopogo

Sudden, acute limping, occurring as a direct result from Pogo Stick injury.

Hullminac

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any one that has an addiction to taking the hulls of of any thing, such as corn, nuts extra.

new word adderlisious

Adderlicious

ADHF female, residing in Western Australia , rare breed, endangered

YUMINRE

Yuminre

In response to something delicious.


New Word: Felonious

Felonius
derived from FELONY+DELICIOUS=MSPEN

Rodgeryelling

Rodgeryelling
{verb} {slang} Something that Airport ground staff do a lot of when acknowledging an order from a superior.

Next: Swofflebarge

Rodgeryelling: a little tiny furry creature that's served best with mashed potatoes

Bristolopolis

Rodgersyelling !!!

Swofflebarge
2 erudite individuals of a meandering demeanourin' demannerin' competin' to be defirstonein to quell derodgersyellin'

Bristolopolis
A minnow that would host the Olympics by (in its official bid) first conquering and then annexing Wales to the small town with big city aspirations.

but of course whether they succeed is a matter for the

??? Flemoramen ???

Flemoramen

{noun} A ramen based Asian delicacy that quite literally makes your mouth water. It is said that a way to conquer a city is to make Flemoramen outside the city walls.


Next: Toogler

Toogler: A small pink bunny-rabit like creature that lives off of the flesh of their young

GeotopicalAnusinfectus

GeotopicalAnusinfectus serious inversion of ones Anal Cavity. Commonly caused by a rare species of tropical monkey, and transferred via sexual contact.

Ziggiemitus

Ziggiemitus: type of ivory thimble, placed on the left hand's index finger by the traditional woodpecker hunters of Wisconsin who tap the trunks of - preferably - oak trees to imitate the woodpecker's call.
After their patron St Sigurdis* and mitre (bishop's hat).

* St Sigurdis (Jan Mistislav Bregowyrd Sygurski), a Polish roaming monk of disputable reputation who lived in the 17th century, was accidentally declared holy because an administrative error of the Vatican.

next: rostronozzle

ROSTRONOZZLE

Stainless steel hose pipe, used commonly in truck-stop rest rooms, to clean the toilet areas. Must be cleaned after every use, or possible cross-infection can occur.

JUGGLERUT

JUGGLERUT - (1) street artist that has seen better days (2) strong alcoholic drink destilled from seagull nests, prawns and heath bushes (Orkney Islands) (3) the indifferent shrug that someone makes when realising that the contribution they just made to the argument is not going to be taken up by anyone

next: MISPERLIOUS

MISPERLIOUS:

Adj. Affected by or causing a loss of valuable pearls.

Next:

LOBAMATY

LOBAMATY

<dl><dt class="func">Function:</dt><dd class="func">noun </dd><dt class="inf">Inflected Form(s):</dt><dd class="inf">plural lo·bam·a·ties</dd><dt class="ety">Etymology:</dt><dd class="ety">International Scientific Vocabulary</dd><dt class="date">Date:</dt><dd class="date">2008</dd></dl> : surgical severance of nerve fibers connecting one side of the brain to the other side performed especially formerly for the relief of dyslexia


Parkaymensis

Parkaymensis


Some one who parks badly while on their menstrual cycle



watchette

WATCHETTE: totally hipster boutique where you may approach a 'temporal experience consultant' if you wear the right attire

next: KLETSICA

KLETSICASickness caused by feeling EMPATHY, and one which should be avoided at ALL costs, to preserve one's remaining sanity.

INHAYRNESS

INHAYRNESS : the frame of mind that is required to appreciate a plate of Haggis. Also: a particularly successful contestant in caber tossing is said to possess great inhayrness. Often wrongly translated as machismo or bravura - but there is a particular element of raging, eye-rolling, yet clammy seething involved that those words do not quite capture. A similar case can be made for the Spanish word Duende - that is usually translated as Quality or Authenticity, which misses the point in a similar way.

next: VOLLOPUE

Sickness caused by feeling EMPATHY, and one which should be avoided at ALL costs, to preserve one's remaining sanity. awww http://www.emoticons.free.fr/smileys/zz-Uncategorized/console.gif

VOLLOPUE
vawl-AH-poo-way
adj. draped loosely and excessively layered

"Her elegant evening turned out poorly, however. Her vollopue gown got caught in the car door, dangled in the soup, and was frequently stepped upon, until it was thoroughly soiled and ragged."

Next: bumshabble

BUMSHABBLE : a conversation carried out in a pretended chummy tone with strong hidden tones of menace, administered by the dominant person in a gang / group of colleagues / sport club / mafia branch / rock band to intimidate a newcomer

next : FRITTINKLE

Frittinkle: The tool created out of pinewood that the ancient mayans used to remove peanutbutter that would get stuck at the top of mouths.

loopingtooting

BUMSHABBLESporting guard, once used by Ancient African tribes to prevent injury to ears, while playing POLLATUTU
Also known to be used as a drinking cup.

POLLATUTU

FRITTINKLE:
adj., n. certain to agree even on minor details, yes men

"Of course your frittinkle friends would take your side!"

"Bob? He's just one of President Johnson's frittinkles."

next: bobjobble

oh no, major path crossage! Oh well, nice to see all the options. :)

POLLATUTU: A form of spin the bottle played by Ancient African tribes. Some how it resulted in lots of ear injuries. To the point that Bumbshabbles were created. Refer to East African dictionnary to learn more about the Bumbshabble. Excatly how the ear injuries happened is still a mystery to this day.

Next: erlicture

If that's okay, The Colossus?

LOL :) all funny replies ..

erlicture The lecture you recieve from " 'er at 'ome" after returning late home from the pub

SUDEFRED

Sudefred / Sudefreda: (n)
The sorry-looking man or woman who shuffles into the pharmacy wearing baggy sweatpants and a red, swollen nose.

Next: abasuu

BOBJOBBIE : a job that is mistakenly referred to as easy (ah, our Bobbie can take care o' that) but which turns out to be repulsively hard and complex and cause for much mishap

POLLATUTU : African game, loosely based on the traditional demon-exorcise dance of the N'Pongo people, where the possessed person is slapped around the ears with a certain type of local fish. In pollatutu, there are five teams of five players. The idea is that each player has to touch as many ears of members of the other teams without being touched themselves. To further complicate matters, there is a protective guard called bumshabble (qv) that three of the five players wear. There is a certain area of the playing field called bushbohobnobni where unprotected players of a given team may try and take the bumshabble of their team mates.

LOOPINGTOOTING : to pairwise thread from one shop to another without ever buying anything, while maintaining a spirited conversation
I didn't believe my eyes .. I simply wanted to buy a shirt but not a change .. the place was simply packed with loopingtooting matrones.

abasuuThe ability to think up excellent explanations, while playing "define a word game"

EG, Luthien has excellent ABASUU skills :)

INHUMINGHLY

ahh while I was writing the previous three - three more were done! LOL

SUDEFRED : endearing, albeit slightly derogatory term for a friendly, simple-simonish type of man
(from German süss - sweet and Dutch Frederik Fluweel {lit. Velvet Frederick} - dandy)
Ah, Barney's such a sudefred ..

ERLICTURE : (legal) legal verdict lying - re. gravity, gruesomeness, brutality, somberness, inevitability and impressiveness - somewhere between the shibboleth and the regular command
Judge Crow banged his gavel and ordered an Erlicture in the case of the "dancing landlord" - which gave rise to much heated speculation amongst the assembled lawyers

ABASUU : the grim, tight-lipped resoluteness with which a Ninja decides that the rest of his life is going to be determined by revenge
Yobakoto-san took a formal bow to honour the spirit of the deceased. When he turned around the light of abasuu shone in his eyes - and all that looked upon him were filled with terror.

next: PRANAMAÑANA, SUFFROUGE, BOKHOLM

INHUMINGHLY : with a jeering, sneering disregard of human life that is meant to somehow look sophisticated, luxuriant and megalomaniac in a multimillion underground interior-designed missile bunker, but which is nevertheless inevitably the prelude to the downfall of the arch-villain.
Dr. No inhumingly waved the sweating assistent, who had failed to eliminate the hero, towards the door that now, after the flip of a minute switch, lead to the piranha pool

next : BOGGLETON

sheez Louise.....lol..that's going to take me ages...

PRANAMAÑANAAn unusual infatuation with Pihranahs, often resulting in sudden death by stupidity, generally only seen in Australia.

SUFFROUGESuffering from applying too much rouge to one's face, resulting in severe redness, linked to "slapped face syndrome"

BOKHOLM Vegetable, from the family of Bochchoy, needs to be boiled in water imported from Stockholm, or poisoning often results

BOGGLETONthe state one gets into, playing the game "define a word" resulting in one forgetting to add the next word!

EG Tracy is suffering from BOGGLETON, see above post
!!

TWITISHNESS

TWITISHNESS : in the likeness, or pertaining to the quality, of an upperclass twit

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Gervaise Brook-Hampster - Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith - Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris
-- renowned upperclass twits --
Other noteworthy upperclass twits include Nigel Incubator-Jones and Oliver St John-Mollusc
(with thanks to Python, Monty)

next: POYNKINPANT

POYNKINPANT style of trousers, worn with pride. Always PINK and rather pointy on the hem. May be machine washed with care. HAND Made in India.

ZUMPY

Zumpy- A zesty grumpiness, a slang term for the mixed state (an episode with the prescence of mania and depression at the same time)

ompompolusac

aww ... I cant stop associating on these ones .. only one way to stop that:

alternative meanings

PRANAMAÑANA of practitioners of alternative treaments, the unconcerned dismissal of skeptical inquiries
After Sanskrit prana - holy - and Spanish mañana - tomorrow - in the Mexican laid-back connotation of 'ahh, tomorrow is another day'
When confronted with the worsening of the symptoms of numerous of his ex-patients, the well-known cranio-selectronic healer Ankin 'Toogle' Tatonic Cadillac Fatize, with great display of pranamañana, burst into a bellowing laugh (San Diego Herald)

SUFFROUGE (fr.) reddening of the face, caused by a state of worked-up politically correct moral anger
The exact shade of red of the suffrouge on the Reverend's face had to be seen to be believed, but after having given this some thougth, Billie decided that his word alone would have to do (the Five Merry Cousins and the Secret of The Talking Carpet)

BOKHOLM : piece of waste ground on the outskirts of town that attracts t-shirted, adolescent males (in much the same way that kitchens attract cats) in order to do boisterous, loud things
after Bokholmen, a rather high-spirited Norwegian coming-of-age ritual - alternative etymology: Dutch Bok - male goat and Holm - lightly forested meadowland
No, I'm not coming to your place, Louisa persisted. I'd have to pass that bokholm near Interurban Road on my way back, thank you very much, she concluded primly, though - Jeremy could not help noticing, not entirely believably.


next : PARAGOODLE

OMPOMPOLUSAC : (1) technical name for the cone-shaped outcroppings (usually three in number) on the hat of a court-jester's uniform. (2) bag on the end of a long pole, as handed by the "Frere Fou", adjutant of Prince Carnival in Louisiana, mocking the Catholic service collect bag. (3) title of a traditional Zydeco song "I left my Ompompolusac that night on the vestrophiliac"

Next: BERIGOPHILE

BERIGOPHILE Yellow form of Burrito, (phile) meaning lover of yellow Burritos.

CUMINOP

gee, this is going to be an exhausting night ... :(

CUMINOP : one of those rubber nodules found on the end of teacher's pointing-sticks. They were made made compulsory after some unfortunate incidents in boarding schools in 1921.
Bint chewed thoughtfully on the cuminop. What a class .. he let the faces of his students pass in front of his mind's eye again: Whimpysinger, De Moraatz, Neutebeum, Nittikson, Surdie Finnis, Te Wigchel, Kiekertak, Kret, Taas Daamde, Peert, Punselie, Bolmikolke, Klotterbooke, Ten Hompel, Heiligenleven, Van der Karbargenbok, Fléau, Schattenkeinder, Voorzanger, Steijd. What a bunch of cretins. (Bint by Ferndinand Bordewijk)

next: URFENETUFFEL

URFENETUFFEL

A type of headdress worn by the monks of Ur who celebrate each passing day by sticking large quantities of Fennel up each other's noses. The monks have been noted for having very good digestion, (whether this is attributed to their headdress or not is open for debate), and have the ability to consume Turgnarls without sneezing.


Next: Turgnarl

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URFENETUFFEL

TURGNARL : ritual food taken by the Monks of Ur in their high service of Traal. Prepared by taking the fruit of the Spotted Marsh Wallop (Cincantraxi Vulgarii), soaking them with fermenting lentils in salty water for half a year, drying, flagellating, and roasting them slighty. The brownish, gnarly result contains a high concentration of an irritating chemical which causes violent sneezing episodes when consumed. The Monks, due to their rigorous training, showed remarkable resilience to the effects of this chemical. The exact gradation of their individual resilience was established in extensive sneezing marathons and played an important role in the sacral hierarchy of the religious ceremonies.

next : MILLICKTER

MILLICKTER
pronounced

MI-LICK-TER... Relative of Hannibal Lecter, The Mother of his Wife

PILPMUN

PILPMUN (pĭlp' myoon)
n. Mythology

The mythical city of unshaved men mentioned in Plato's now lost "Book of Really Fantastic Beaches."

[Latin pilus, hair + Latin mūnicipālis, from mūnicipium, town, from mūniceps, citizen : mūnus, public office, duty, though the middle letter "p" remains a subject of much speculation to philologists]

Vondificatory

VONDIFICATORY : room in a Freecarpenter's "cottage" building where Brethren who acquired the first Holy Nail (degree in the order) are Vondicated: a long-winding ritual of which the exact nature is not know due to the secretive nature of the Brotherhood, but it is fairly certain that it involves rubber bands, embarrassment, nitrous oxide and some eggs.

next: ACKNURFT

ACKNURFT: Having acne on your feet.

Next:

[B]HILLOBAMPERTY

ACKNURFT ăk' nûrf)
n. slang

Variation of "Ack' 'noof," the nickname of the McCharraigin Caber, a small, single-engine WWI aircraft built for use over the trenches by the Scottish Royal Airforce but which engine was never successfully started and thus earning it the name screamed before giving up trying to hand crank the propeller: "Agh! Enough!" or "Ack' 'noof!"



Next: Blerk

haha zoomman - wonderful image!!
*lights dim, and movie begins to flicker in imagination centre of add brain*

HILLOBAMPERTY : (slang, North Yorkshire, UK) overly and obtrusively jovial, as in a person who slaps everyone on the back when he enters the village pub merely for comical effect e.g., if the slapped person is just taking the first sip of a fresh pint or happens to be an elderly lady
from Hillo - Hello (spoken with a Y. accent) and to Bamper (Y. dialect) for knocking, hammering)
Tha' Cutbert Peels' so 'illobamperty - ya shoo' 'af seen 'm los' nigh' n' th' Lion Inn 'n Kirkbymoorside! (Dalziel and Pascoe)

BLERK : (1) annoying child (2) wooden paddle used to [a] flatten dough for traditional Swedish inch-thick pancakes with (trad.) chastise unbelievers with (3) unintentional embarrassing noise produced by a bodily function
It would have taken a sharp observer to notice the reaction on the faces of the assembled Notary Supervisory Board when a shrill blerk escaped from one of her Ladyship Gwendolina Strose Utkinsop's more hidden regions (Lawrence Durrell: The Memoirs of Theodore Stephanides)

next: [B]WAMPEEN

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z62/Effinstuff/occhion.gifThe semantic correlation between the various meaning of Blerk...Lmao, Luthien! Absolute starshiny genius!

Wampeen (wŏm' pēn)
adj. wam·peen·er, wam·peen·est

1. Pleasantly stinging or painful.
2. Slang Masochistic, currying sadistic attention.

n.
Obs.

The sound claimed to be percieved by the victim struck by Cupid's arrow.

[Orgin unknown, thought to be Imitative]



Next: Huliphor

HULIPHOR : figure of speech that is in fact a generalised metaphor in much the same way that a tensor is a generalised vector: it is equally hard to explain without getting too technical. An example of a zero'th order huliphor (aka plain speech) is: life sucks. A first-order huliphor (a metaphor) is, say: life's a banana or life's a vice-president; a second-order huliphor (a meta-metaphor) could be: life's anywhere the rain doesn't fall; and a third-order huliphor (a meta-meta-metaphor) would then be: life never falls - nor fails - where 'Spain' could expect the net Inquisitive Season.
The Finnish scholar Kriittaattoonu Torkuurii Tottaatten was said to be affluent up to fifth-level huliphors, but no-one has ever been able to decipher his writings.
-> A select company of linguists and philosophers at the University of Walamaloo, Australia, claims to have established a way to write fractal-dimensional huliphors with the aid of a computer program called BruceForce, but attempts to verify this have failed because, at that moment, the bar closed.

Next: AGROOBLS

no-one?

.... ?

AGROOBLS : (polynesia) a sudden short outburst of anger in the trancelike state brought on by the continuous nasal incantations, consumption of strong fermented, cafeine-containing ritual beverages and forced staring in a potassium-coloured purple charcoal fire during the V'piigti night of the coming of age ritual of adolescent males. At the moment of Tiplootio, the boy jumps up, tears of the ornate headdress, plunges his head in a bucket of cold water and exhales violenty, culminating in a loud roar which sounds like "Agroobls!!!"
This is the sign that his transition is complete.

next: BLAFFATURE

with the aid of a computer program called BruceForce, but attempts to verify this have failed because, at that moment, the bar closed.

LMAO. Michael Baldwin Bruce by any chance?


BLAFFATURE
1. {noun} Storylines or plotlines contained within a comic book, more pertinent to the style of writing than to it's descriptive content.
2. {verb} A strategic form of card playing involving inadvertent or accidental bluffing.
3. {noun} The sound that emanates from an old wine bladder that has been fermenting for some period.



Next: Bidenticulate

BIDENTICULATE : (Lit.) 'spoken between two teeth [ Latin 'bi' - two, 'dens' - tooth, and and 'articulare' - to speak distincly ] {hissingly} spoken through the teeth of clenched jaws, therefore: acquiring power of delivery and accentuation by sheer wrath or pressure rather then by clarity; bidenticulation: a school of design that does away with all the heavily chromed rods and globules, polished anthracite and thin red lines - but instead glorifies crudeness as its prime directive; bidenticulator: power compressor; bidenticulative: (legal) holding one's requisitory in a rather blunt manner (the more sophisticated barrister societies have regulations against it); bidenticulatte: fashionable, remotely coffee-based beverage that is prepared by spraying fat-free, homogenised milk through a superheated mist of decafeinated coffee in a so-called bidenticulatrice. As we speak, vastly simplified home versions of bidenticulatrices, weighing no more than six tonnes, are becoming fashionable (ill. below)

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personal bidenticulatrice model DeLuxe Pro Executive XQR-1i by Saatchihuko Heavy Industries
for the demanding urban pointy-haired manager of today!
~ also available in mauve jalopisee, denton brown, canary twill and hockton black

next: NOGGINGTON

Cool! Can you imagine how much coffee you could make with that?!



noggington

1. A small town in Upper Hampshire, England, famous for it's lack of regulatory control of it's building codes. Almost all buildings have a lean of 1 degree due mostly to the surrounding marshlands.

2. A tool that was used in the construction of sky scrapers. It was abandoned when it was discovered that it only did half the job, and consequently outlawed.

3. Used in a derogatory way at someone with low intellect. "Simon's noggington always let him down."


Next: Searbather

SEARBATHER : the technician in Polish industrial cabbage-boileries who is in charge of the equipment that lowers the cabbages in the boiling kettle; a harsh diplomat; small bird found only in Rotorua (NZ) (diplodocii thermophilus) that enjoys taking baths in volcanic hot mud pools - also named spasiskin
'If we're going to get that searbather Mme Silvestra poking her nose in our business again, we might just as well surrender to the rebels immediately! S'Bandi 'Smile at me' Tatate, the dictator, looked almost pale. He dropped the UN telegram on his desk, threw his fearsome hulk back his leather chair and mopped his forehead with a monstreous red-and-white handkerchief. (Ethel Porridge: the Revolution came and went with a smile)

next: PRESIKHONG

Luthien inscribed: If we're going to get that searbather Mme Silvestra poking her nose in our business again, we might just as well surrender to the rebels immediately! S'Bandi 'Smile at me' Tatate, the dictator, looked almost pale. He dropped the UN telegram on his desk, threw his fearsome hulk back his leather chair and mopped his forehead with a monstreous red-and-white handkerchief. (Ethel Porridge: the Revolution came and went with a smile) Fancy that! I thought I was the only person to ever read Ethel Porridge's books! Have you read the sequel to The Revolution Came . . .? If you haven't, you simply must. It's called, "Picnicking on the Rocks of Despair and Loving It." :D

(I had to look Presikhong up on the internet as it wasn't in my battered copy of the American Sanctimonious Dictionary of the English (U.S.) Language, 4th ed.



presikhong: (prĕ' sē kŏng')
n.

slang: A leading actress of the pre-communist Nepalese porn industry; any person depicted in such films.

[Origin unk.]


Next:Bastinator

Fancy that! I thought I was the only person to ever read Ethel Porridge's books! Have you read the sequel to The Revolution Came . . .? If you haven't, you simply must. It's called, "Picnicking on the Rocks of Despair and Loving It." :D

ohh yes .. that's a classic too ...
The withered old Appalachian peasant leant on his pitchfork, tilted his head, red as a pomegranate, and spat on the ground. It made a sound like a gunshot. "I think you're a revenooer", he leered from under his heavy bristling brows. "A re-revuer? C-c-certainly not!" the gangling youth from Boston volunteered "... although I m-m-must admit, I would love to bring the Back Bay Polka to the stage of the Bean Revue one day ..." his eyes misted over. The peasant grumbled inconclusively.
A minute past. Somewhere, in the distance, an owl hooted.
(...)

Bastinator : (1) someone who does not, like a procrastinator, delays beginning tasks, but who immediately rejects them. A procrastinator's typical response is oh, yes ... maybe later .. when I ... ohh what's that? while a bastinator would reply no **** way! (2) the technician in Polish industrial cabbage-boileries who is responsible for the fine tuning of the delicate prodding apparatus that assesses whether the cabbages are sufficiently cooked through; bastinatore: the mafia staff member who decides when it's "enough"; bastinacle: the highest arcade in a medieval castle - usually the stage of floret fights because it makes the participants silhouette so dramatically against the sky; bastinaculum: small room in a monastery where the novices have to perform the passing-out test

The assembled family members fell silent and all turned towards the door. It opened with a nerve-pinching grating and revealed the angular features of Salvatore "Sammy the Giggler" Gingello. Tony, the brute, signed a quick cross. Someone whispered "Donna Maria".
E arrivato - il Bastinatore.
(Ethel Porridge - Oregano and old lustre)

next : ALTEVERE

ALTEVERE

To hold up, stand in awe of or revere an alternate way of thinking. Usually associated with Negative Oppositional Behavior, but more specifically suggests negative connotations.

Next: Obruoccisor

ALTEVERE: (ôl′tə vîr')
trans. verb altevered, altevering, alteveres

To hold sacred other than the whatever is locally considered sacred or the established orthodoxy without regard for what the established orthodoxy might be.

"Albion!" exclaimed Mrs. Formidable, stepping forward forcefully, as if she meant to strike the young man again. "Paris is not as libertine as Msr. DeSade intimates. Altevering monogamy is misplaced, though no less fun for all that." Ethel Porridge, Prolixity at Teatime.

[Editor's Note: Whilst I was puttering around writing my definition, Mijahe, whose cleverness to mine is as the ferocity of a polar bear's is to a brine shrimp's, created the above definition. I had not seen his when I created mine, as many will suspect because of my undeserved notoriety as a forum plagiarist and all-around (deservedly) diabolical character. Indeed, would my own status be made greater making the opposite claim, I would do so...but it doesn't and I so I won't. Nor is it an example of great minds thinking alike for, obviously, while this applies to Mijahe, it just as obviously doesn't apply to me. No, this is just one of a long list of examples of future memory as it is beamed into humanity from a cabal of sperm whales living in a secret aquatic vault below the It's a Small World ride at Disneyworld Japan. Furthermore, as my feeble, future memory inspired definition is too late in being written, I shall forswear inventing a new word this time around.]

Do'h dopple post. Oh well, take my previous word since
you didn't supply one. :D

zooman, don't worry. I can see you are are a wordsmith of great prowess. Interesting that we
both came up with a similar explanation. Must be the latin scholars in us.


Next: Obruoccisor

obruoccisor (ŏ' broo see sōr)
n.

archaic The heartbreak felt when an object or person attracts the attention of a beholder who immediately blushes as a reaction to falling in love at first site with the object or person so perceived while simultaneously realizing that such a love is impossible or otherwise beyond the reach of the perceiver; the object of such a reaction.


[Inkhorn Latin ob- from obversus, past participle of obvertere, to turn toward + ru- from ruber red + oc- from Latin occāsiō, occāsiōn-, from occāsus, past participle of occidere to fall,+ cisor from caedere, to cut]


Next: crevid

crevid

1. To deprive one's character of it's essence, essential being, or soul. Pertinent to the actual damage of one's character as opposed to the actual act.

2. To view oneself as worthless.


Next: Credocretosus

CREDOCRETOSUS : the sycophantic, glib attitude of obsequious cooperativeness and make-believe solvability that is a prerequisite to obtain a loan from a bank. Bank staff that assess loan request are specially selected and trained ruthlessly in so-called Credocretosiums to enhance their sensitivity in detecting these qualities; credocretosic: of main-land Greeks, the propensity to lure tourists into the false belief that they're from Crete in order to acquire an aura of philosophical adroitness; credocretin: (F.) small, largely useless delicate decorative truffle-grater, traditionally made from ivory; credocretinuous: that special quality of a glib person who somehow always seems to get away with even the most improbable of lies


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The second day of a Credocretosium camp



- Mommy, Ronnie's being all creosotic again! He wants my lollipop!
- Zelda! How many times do I *whack* have to *whack* tell you that it's credocretosus? Well? Well???
- Wehhhhh!!!!!
- Cryin's not gonna help ya young lady! How d'ya expect to grow up to proper banker ever like this? Now? Now??
Let the money roll (TV Soap)

next: CRENTAHWHEEGER

Crentahwheeger

A wheeger is a small animal derived from the rodent family. The Crentahwheeger is so called because of a green stripe down it's back. Also known derogatorily as the Snotwheeger, or Flemwheeger. The Crentahwheeger's fur has been known historically to aide in conditions ranging from asthma to the common cold. The most common method is to strip the fur off the animal and infuse it in boiling water in a similar manner to making tea.

Mythologically the Crentahwheeger was sent out ahead of marching armies to render the opposition too sick to turn up for a good battle. It was banned in most of the major battle events owing to a famous battle in which all the participants didn't turn up, and the outcome of the battle had to be decided on the flip of a coin. This resulted in the loss of a large country, several major sea-faring harbors, and a small parrot called 'Robert'.


Next: Warkflob

warkflob (wôrk' flŏb)
n.


1. The act of failing to spit with sufficient force so as to not leave ones chin covered in goo.

2. The globule so produced by such an act.

3. slang Third trimester abortion.


[Old High German wurst, meaning "sausage," + flob, orgins unk.]


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