This is where you take a favorite song and make a parody of it! Yay!

I will start.

I might be Thom
(Sung to the song "I might be wrong" by Radiohead)

I might be Thom
I might be Thom
I could have sworn
I was Thom all along

I used to squeal
I used to squeal
You couldn't understand me at all
I used to squeal

In the mirror, it's me again
I answer Mr. Yorke everytime I get a call
Talk about the bad times and
Never shave my back
Never shave my back

What would I do?
What would I do?
If I were in my shoes?

Mrs. Yorke gets the keys and lets me in
I answer Mr. Yorke everytime I get a call
Have myself an awful time
Then I cry and bawl
Cry and bawl
Cry and bawl

Carpet Fleas (sung to the tune of Karma Police)
Carpet Fleas
Attack this man
He doesn't take a bath
He has rotten food in the fridge
He has an old mutt on the patio

Carpet Fleas
Attack this girl
Her hair sprayed hairdo
Is enough to kill
She did it for her party

Fleas are what you get
Fleas are what you get
Fleas are what you get
For being a dirty hippy on a bus

Carpet Fleas
Got a bug repellent can,
it's not enough,
Got a bug repellent can
But you still will not go

Fleas are what you get
Fleas are what you get
Fleas are what you get
For being a dirty hippy on a bus


For a while there
I watched for fleas, I watched for fleas
Phew, for a while there,
I watched for fleas, I watched for fleas


For a while there
I watched for fleas, I watched for fleas
Phew, for a while there,
I watched for fleas, I watched for fleas

How about something like:

Phew, give me a minute here...
These itchy fleas. These itchy fleas.

Just a thought. *shrug*