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Melissa_17
12-31-07, 02:15 AM
Somehow, even in the darkest moments of abysmal gloom and despair, this little poem always makes me laugh....





Resumé by Dorothy Parker


Razors pain you

Rivers are damp

Acids stain you

And drugs cause cramp

Guns aren't lawful

Nooses give

Gas smells awful

You might as well live

lars
12-31-07, 02:21 AM
I like it.

Thanks for sharing that.