There are certain things that I really enjoy in life. I enjoy them so much I almost feel guilty about it. Here are few of the little pleasures I have that add a little zest to life.:
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If locked in a room with a half gallon of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream….I’ll win every time.
I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a raspberry Tootsie-Pop.
New cotton socks. I love the feel of new socks on my feet. It makes me all tingly on the inside when I slip my feet in them.
I’ve never told ANYBODY this. My secret music jam is the Dreamgirls soundtrack.

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<o></o>What about you? Confess your guilty pleasures here! It’s confidential, and no one will hold it against you!
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My secret music jam is the Dreamgirls soundtrack.

O.k. Well since you were brave enough to share that :p, I'll tell you what one of my guilty pleasures used to be. (WARNING - SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND THIS DISGUSTING!) When I still had a relationship with my ex, whom I loved dearly - every single part of him, I used to really, REALLY get joy from picking at any flakey clumps on his scalp. He didn't mind and said he kinda liked me doing it too.

Now I wouldn't be into doing that to anyone else's scalp, except maybe MINE or my kids (who would NEVER allow me to do that)!


Sue

Ok! I'm game!

I have a collection of Princess tiaras (which I do wear)

I like the Avril Lavigne song "Girlfriend"

I laugh at the Family Guy.....and sooo hard when the red sox fan dropped the foul ball

Sometimes I will say something on purpose...to "shock and awe"

I love the 90s!

and the Love's Baby soft spray!!

ok
1. watching crap movies on computer while smoking and eating lots of pudding
2. love abba band
3. romantic movies ....cannt stop crying
dotan

Warm chocolate chip cookies, just out of the oven with a large glass of milk.

Certain kinds of food.. like chicken.. I can't get enough of. But not every day.
I love beef....but not liver... I could eat just meat.. and be happy.

Cookie dough ice cream...

Now don't laugh.... swimming naked, in the night with my husband. Especially when the water is just about 75 degrees.

Laying on freshly laundered sheets that have been hung in the rain... and drip dried.

Watching /holding a baby of any kind...:)

Flowers... in bloom.

There are more... but it would be a super long post if I kept going.

A large Wendy's Frosty
Sitting out in the wilderness on a warm summer day.
A hug from a friend
Lindts truffles

You're Marrrrrrrvelous Grafter for giving us this "confidential" opportunity! Allow me to retell the guilty pleasures/dreams of a friend of mine ...

Leaving the refrigerator door open, a couple of lights on, a kitchen cabinet door open or scrambling socks on purpose
The smell of cavernous gas under the blankets before another wakes in the morning ... smells like Vicary ... supposedly
Reading, eating, shaving, talking on the phone, taking notes and driving with self-righteous road rage simultaneously
Eating yogurt and Oreo cookies right before going to the dentist
Secretly feeding the dogs and cats something other than the dry, dull food that's good for them
Double-dipping chips
Having Sloppity Sue tend the scalp
Cracking new books open in the middle at a bookstore and taking in the smell of the pages
"Eaves"dropping on the neighbors arguing
Rubbing a sweaty armpit with a lover's toothbrush after being commanded to brush the teeth
Making delicious hors d'oeuvres and eating them before company arrives
Watching free cable that inadvertently failed to be disconnected
Leaving the Do Not Disturb sign on your door all romantic weekend long
Not packing underarm deodorant that weekend

Haha! These are so funny!

1. Eating raw cookie dough, with icecream or not. You can get it at the shops here in oz in a little tube. So good!
2. Even though I have two degrees, I love escapism in a good chick lit novel (basically the book equivalent of a chick flick).
3. If I have 2 different socks, the thickest one always has to go on my left foot. No idea why!
4. My room is a mess... I let it go then clean it every 4-5 days.
5. Surfing and wakeboarding... I'm addicted as they go faster than my brain and I find it soothing!
6. Riding my Z-Flex (retro skatey) round the back streets, late at night when I can't sleep. I normally take a mate or two.
7. Taking time out just for me.

I, um, own every season of 'Family Guy.'

But only because its an interesting take on contemporary humour, okay??? That's the reason why such an obvious intellectual like myself would own such a collection, and. . .and. .. i'm doing a thesis on it!

I play Sims2 when i feel miserable. I'll sit at my desk for hours, totally obsessed with my sims social life, the furniture placement, the next promotion, getting the kid into private school. . .

Before the Big Crash of '06, i had fourth and fifth generation sims from four core families, all with complicated and interconnected story lines. It was a WORK OF ART. The writers from 'The Bold and the Beautiful' would have WEPT at the sight of it!
I still haven't recovered fully. I'm in therapy.

I’m such a saint I really don’t have that much to confess but I’m sure given enough time I’ll come up with something.

This will have to do to be going on with -

I once squeezed out a whole tube of tooth paste just to see what it felt like - I was thirty something!

No wonder my friend couldn't brush the teeth, bluerose ... it's all your fault for wasting that tube that would've lasted him a lifetime!

I still love comic books and the only reason I don't buy them is because they are very expensive.

I own all three video game machines right now and I don't care if I will go blind, but right now I play with my Wii a lot.

Hmmm I guess I'm still a big kid.

Hmmm.. Schadenfreude, ladies armpits (even if they're hairy)... finding some rather heavy women attractive... leaving the seat up... $2.00 for a grande bold at starbucks... occasionally reading columns by George Will and agreeing with him (not every time, mind you)... spending countless lost minutes/hours in bookstores (hey! regular bookstores-get your mind out of the gutter!) reading the magazines and books, and only buying one or two, if any... going to a music store, playing all the guitars, and leaving... STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN & FREE BIRD

Haha... wait... I'm actually supposed to feel guilty about this stuff?

LOL Sue monkeys and apes do that a lot. Must be some sort of instinct! The grooming bond thing!

O.k. Well since you were brave enough to share that :p, I'll tell you what one of my guilty pleasures used to be. (WARNING - SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND THIS DISGUSTING!) When I still had a relationship with my ex, whom I loved dearly - every single part of him, I used to really, REALLY get joy from picking at any flakey clumps on his scalp. He didn't mind and said he kinda liked me doing it too.

Now I wouldn't be into doing that to anyone else's scalp, except maybe MINE or my kids (who would NEVER allow me to do that)!


Sue

dI, you crack me up.

Ok, the thing about the toothpaste made me think of one for me. I love fruit snacks. Ok, you're thinking, sure, we'll all steal one or two packages now and then when we're packing lunches for the kids, yada yada yada, right?

WRONG. Let me say this again: I LOVE FRUIT SNACKS!!!!

I love fruit snacks so much that I am a connoisseuse of fruit snacks.

I love the little shark shaped ones that seem to have some sort of yogurt or something in them. I love the ones made with grape juice that are a bit chewier, like a gummy bear almost, I love the mixed-flavored ones that are all fruit and used to come in the foil packages. But my absolute FAVORITE are the Florida Naturals ones that come in these teeny tiny little packages. They are SOOOOOOOOooooooo good.

So here's the guilty pleasure: in 1991 or so, for my birthday, my then boyfriend bought me four boxes of these things. It added up to an entire pound of them. We opened up all the packages and dumped them all into a bowl and consumed ALL of them in one sitting. I darned near slipped into a diabetic coma.

Hmmmmm, Guilty pleasures? Thats not really a hard one, but for some reason I believe I read somewhere we had to at least keep it PG....http://www.addforums.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=142&pictureid=1096

BIG DOG ... you're so cruel just making us think about that possibility only to find out we started salivating all for naught! I can't believe you wouldn't give us "dogs" a crumb or two ... I'm sitting good & wagging ...

cuddling with my cat, and dog...after a shower...

when my cat follows me to my room to get dressed and hes fuzzy i hold him and pet him and hes warm and purrs

now get your heads outta the gutter....

the other one is going into mosh pits and 'accidently' punching someonein the face

I get a kick of holding my husband's prized/new possessions hostage until he takes me out or buys me something I want.

What are his "prized" possessions, and how do you restrain them?

High Five!

Guilty pleasures, huh? Hmmm.....

1. Making chocolate chip cookie dough and eating half the chips before it gets in the oven.
2. Buying truffles, hiding them, and not sharing.
3. Drinking all but a few swallows of juice, and putting the container back in the fridge.
4. Using all but one ice cube, and putting the tray back in the freezer.
5. Buying ice cream with chocolate and candy chunks. Digging out the candy and chocolate with a spoon, and then not eating the ice cream.
6. Being in a phone conversation with someone who drones on and on, and getting " accidently " and abruptly disconnected from them when i have had enough. Grins. Oops.
7. Pretending i'm not home when someone knocks at the door and i don't want company.
8. Sleeping in the middle of the bed.
9. Laughing my *** of at Family Guy. Love that Stewie.
10. Agreeing with George Carlin.
11. Not being a bit embarassed that i enjoy Penthouse Forum, and really good porn.
12. Going into an adult shop and being like a kid in a candy store.
13. Going to a buffet and tasting everything before i choose what to have. No sense in having it on my plate if i'm not going to like it.
14. Swimming naked at night in a hotel pool, and not caring if anyone sees.
15. Getting all dolled up simply for the purpose of going out and being seen.

edge of reason help me remember some more.

I wait until I'm alone because I feel so guilty about sitting with a whole tub of ice cream when all I want are the toffee ripple and the little chunks of fudge.

I am guilty of doing the thing with the phone. Since I only use my mobile and pay as you go it's easy to plead low battery or no credit.

And yes I have pretended that I'm not home if I'm not in the mood for company. I don't mind if they have text or rung before hand, it's those people who just turn up that get me - I could be sitting with a tub of ice cream!

Mmmm.

Gummi-bears have a short life expectancy around me. One bag is supposed to be 3 servings. Whatever. I eat 2 bags at a time. I like to eat them in bed while reading and biting their heads off and putting them on other bodies. The best combination is a green head on a clear body.

Oh yeah. In the fridge, hiding on the bottom shelf, in the very back, behind the spinach, tomatoes, and low-fat yogurt, is a container of Duncan Hines cream cheese icing. ( it's waaaaaay better than the Betty Crocker brand). At night, after the kids go to bed, I get a big spoon an scoop some up and eat it while watching Letterman in my boxers.

Ya know how twins are :p always chasing them all over:D

What are his "prized" possessions, and how do you restrain them?

High Five!

Hahahahahaha! Grafter!!!!!! I do the SAME thing with gummy bears. And I'm especially fond of the clear ones. AND I'll eat them until I'm sick or slip into a diabetic coma!!!!!

Hahahahahaha! It's like this variation on the song:

Love's to eat them bears. Bears's what I loves to eat. Bite they little heads off. Nibble on they tiny feet.

Love's to eat them bears. Bears's what I loves to eat. Bite they little heads off. Nibble on they tiny feet.

Now I wish I was a bear.....:p:p:p

The Gummi-Colas are a treat too! But they don't have bodies you can decapitate.

I've gotten these almost bewildered/disgusted looks from my S/O when I munch on them. It's like she can't believe she's sharing a bed with me or something. :p

However, I've been off the Gummi's for about two months now. The withdrawels were bad in the beginning, but I'm much better now.

Now I wish I was a bear.....:p:p:p

You dirty dawg. :D

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! Newfie's got some ISSUES with foot nibblin' sounds like!!!!! Hahahahahahaha! Fortunately for him, I LOVES the pooches, including even the big, slobbery ones!!! Hahahahahaha! :D:o;)

Grafter, I am SOOOOOOOO with you on the gummi colas. And yes, my hubby finds my candy habit to be.... unusual, shall we say....

I'm also partial to York peppermint patties. Ate BAGS of the things while studying for the bar exam! :eek: Again, risking a diabetic coma! I've yet to understand how I've avoided weighing 500 lb.s by now...

P.S. Addaway, you are such a bADD boy..... I know what you were gettin' at there.... ;)

I get a kick of holding my husband's prized/new possessions hostage until he takes me out or buys me something I want.


Well "prized" may be a bit dramatic, but I have hidden his baseball glove and also his brand new expensive baseball bat in the past.

Please understand I'm doing it mostly to tease him. He seems to handle it okay.

* Anything Winnie the Pooh and friends
* Driving too fast
* Firepits and Fireplaces
* An entire bag of cool ranch Doritos
* Chocolate brownies and soft chocolate chip cookies

No scalp clumps though. Ew

1 - I LOVE to make handbrake U-turns on the road when the traffic is low.
2 - I speed a LOT
3 - I have a whole sci-fi series running in my head any time of day any day of the year. I can take George Lucas on any day if I had to write it down.
4 - I either love or hate chocolate, the hate usually comes after eating a 250g dark chocolate slab by myself.

Im sure I have more. . . . . but I dont really feel guilty about any thing else. . . . infact im notsure I feel guilty about those i mentioned either, they just fun.

LOL Sue monkeys and apes do that a lot. Must be some sort of instinct! The grooming bond thing!



Whenever I watch those nature shoes and see the apes, chimps, etc. - my heart swells and I shriek in recognition, "There's MY FAMILY!"


Sue

Whenever I watch those nature shoes and see the apes, chimps, etc. - my heart swells and I shriek in recognition, "There's MY FAMILY!"
Sue

I'll trade ya, whenever my W sees a squirrel, she says there goes one of your relatives:rolleyes:

i bonce my feet.....constantly....sometimes i do it more when i know it bugs someone :-)

since this is a family show - I cannot get into the real juicy stuff.

so let me settle for this:

I enjoy watching the opposite sex and laugh at the ones who are vein enough to check make-up, eye-shadow and "adjust themselves when they think no one else is looking"

am I spooky or what

god i feel weird now

i also like thinking about people whom i can't be with

I laugh at the Family Guy.....and sooo hard when the red sox fan dropped the foul ball
Guilty pleasure laughing at many Family Guy pun, London Silly Nannies, Ha Ha!!!

Otis Spunkmeyer chocolate chocolate chip muffins.:)

... when I was carrying my twins.... I had a craving for soft batch cookies... and sometimes ate a whole bag. UGH lol

I love:

*Haagen Dasz
*Homemade Chai Tea, made with fresh ground spices.
*Doritos. I mean, I REALLY love Doritos.
*Hummus
*Cilantro

Enough about food. I also love:

*Seeing vulnerability on my husbands face. A rare and fleeting thing.
*Babies, especially when they laugh.
*My children

I love:

-Getting pedi/manicures--especially pedicures, I love the feeling of someone making my toes pretty and rubbing my feet and legs
-DIET COKE--I really can't live without it. It's the most delicious beverage
-Office supplies--particularly 50 different kinds of pens, and post-it notes in every shape, size and colour, ooh, and stickers too!!
-Purses--I can't help it; Coach, Michael Kors, Gucci, Prada .. you name it, I own it--and I'm broke from it :D but daamn, do I ever look good hehe
-Same goes for eyeglasses and sunglasses
-Stuffed animals, I have a particular penchant for pink pigs, frogs, big fluffy teddy bears with big round noises and then making up a funny voice for them of how they would sound if they could talk (I know, I'm super nerdy!)
-Chips!! I love salty and crunchy things; Ruffles, cool ranch Doritos, I was particularly sad when they discontinued Ketchup Doritos, mmm and I LOVE ketchup chips
-Secretly LOVE when I'm in my boyfriends car and he floors it and goes so fast that I feel like my neck is about to snap, especially on a gorgeous summer day/night with the top down
-Saying something to my boyfriend that will make his face light up and smile and make him squeal in delight and then getting a big hug and kiss from him
-Looking at and caring for my geckos :D They're such beautiful creatures.
-Trips to Sephora; I love looking around the store and trying on all different shades of lip gloss and looking at neat packaging, and learning tips and tricks and getting free samples :D

mmmm..


getting a slurpee and putting all sorts of sour candies into it. then eating the frozen sour candies (i love how they get hard and crunchy, and slimy and gooey all at the same time)
Wasting Body Wash, that comes out of a can like whipping cream does... I just love to use rediculous amounts, and just can't seem to resisit!
Orange Tic Tacs... I buy them and promptly eat the whole container.
waking up in the middle of the night and drinking milk from the carton.
using 3 dryer sheets per load to make them extra good smelling
licking the beaters from anything I make, and then not eating whatever it was that I made.
eating chocolate quik powder in a spoon, or making quik and not stirring it all the way so that you have a sugary delight in the bottom of the cup.
Lime Margaritas with a salty rim.
citrus air freshener.... Everytime i see the bottle I spray it.
Sour Candies....I haven't found one I can't tollerate!
Spicy Spicy Food, (that hurts me later on kwim?) they don't call me nitro girl for nothin..
Sitting on the beach squeezing sand between my toes.
Taro Bubble Tea... and going all the way to Vancouver just for it.

Chips!! I love salty and crunchy things; mmm and I LOVE ketchup chips


I love you for loving ketchup chips. everyone thinks I'm disgusting ESPECIALLY because I HATE Ketchup!

Oh yeah. In the fridge, hiding on the bottom shelf, in the very back, behind the spinach, tomatoes, and low-fat yogurt, is a container of Duncan Hines cream cheese icing. ( it's waaaaaay better than the Betty Crocker brand). At night, after the kids go to bed, I get a big spoon an scoop some up and eat it while watching Letterman in my boxers.


I've totally made homemade icing before and sat and ate it at night in secret! lol.... maybe i have a food problem!

I've totally made homemade icing before and sat and ate it at night in secret! lol.... maybe i have a food problem!

I have to amend my list:

I also devour strawberry cupcakes with cream cheese icing by the dozen.
I just can't stop myself!

I have to amend my list:

I also devour strawberry cupcakes with cream cheese icing by the dozen.
I just can't stop myself!

Now you've gone and done it... YUM!

No laughing now.

Pajamas with feet.

So comfortable.

No laughing now.

Pajamas with feet.

So comfortable.

Sounds cosy

Guilty pleasure for me is spoiling my pets rotten when sometimes I really can't afford it:o

eating a whole container of Breyers chocolate ice cream...by myself. YUMMM!!

eating a whole container of Breyers chocolate ice cream...by myself. YUMMM!!

I have to add a new one since I got a really kick-*** Cuisinart ice cream maer for Fathers day!:D

So far I've made just plain vanilla, fresh peaches and cream, and (after the second batch) have perfected chocolate-chip cookie dough. I love my ice cream maker!

Coming up I'm planning on praline-covered pecan and strawberry cheesecake.

I love my ice-cream maker.

(yea, I know, I'm just saying it again!)

my guilty pleasures...

bad pop music.. especially britney!
i love popping zits... my husband gets them all the time yet he wont let me pop them...
pigs feet... mmmmm

getting a slurpee and putting all sorts of sour candies into it. then eating the frozen sour candies (i love how they get hard and crunchy, and slimy and gooey all at the same time)

i lived off this when i was pregnant... im surprised i didn't get gestational diabetes!!! i still love it now.

mmm now I want to go to Mac's and get a froster and do this... mmm.... they have such a yummy crystal light one now.

Peanut Butter cookies with chocolate chips
White Chocolate macadamia nut cookies
professional massage
long bubble baths
Pizza from this little place with really thin crust topped with lots of whole milk cheese and homemade Italian sausage.

eating a whole container of Breyers chocolate ice cream...by myself. YUMMM!!
How about eating a whole container of Hagan Daz chocolate ice cream by myself, mmmmmmmmmmmm melts in your mouth.:D

lol... dang...... I 'm heading for the freezer. I remembered.. I still have some of that ice cream left to go.. ;) (kids were told NO TOUCHING)..hehe!! Otherwise.. there wouldn't be any left ;)

Wait, I still don't get the whole "guilt" thing.

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enchiladas de mole...
dark chocolate...
japanese game shows...
burschetta flavored veggie chips...
going to the beach late at night...
that kathy d-list show...
listening to trashy mainstream pop music, esp. reggaeton and dance...
grits from Waffle House...

Ice cream is great, but ice cream with brownies is even better.

home made strawberry shortcake.... covered with whip cream! YUMMM

Mine are:

Eating Mac & Chesse out of the pot
Hiding my junk food
Staying in bed all day with hubby ;)
Acting silly to make hubby laugh
Long Showers
Playing the "Bit$h" game with hubby
Collecting Pooh stuff

ooooh guilty pleasures.
I have a few!

1. Listening to Rihanna really loud in the car and singing along.
2. Acting silly in public to make people laugh ( I love making strangers smile).
3. Eating fresh - baked chocolate chip cookies by the plate full.
4. Playing hooky from school to lounge around and play video games.

Dreamgirls huh?

I LOVE your tags there Grafter

Okay okay,.. i don't EVEN know where to start...

1. Not taking my Percocet for 2 or 3 days so that I can have 1 day of 9 pills.
2. Living the Rockstars life Vicariously through Rockband. ( 3,600,000 fans) oh yeah!
3. Adderalll sometimes makes me .... um.... " feel like when we used to climb the roof in gym class".... heh. and I can;t help but DO something about it. ......
No matter where I may be.


Oh no.... ive said too much.

Watching Die Hard ... Like every time is on TV ....Sick

-The Jeremy Kyle show
-Trashy celebrity magazines
-Sniffing clean laundry (mine and other people's)
-Stealing other people's shower gel and pretending I haven't
-Lying and getting away with it generally
-Sexual fantasies about completely unattainable men/women
-Behaving passive-aggressively
-Sulking
-Swearing (I have a young daughter so the opportunity is rare)
-Spending large amounts of money and ending up with about a quid left in the bank
-Being on the brink of getting into trouble, then rescuing myself at the last minute
-Staying up until 3am when I have to be up at 6am for work, getting that weird high from being tired, and then flaking out when it's least convenient (yes, I actually ENJOY doing that!)
-Thinking about shoplifting but never actually doing it - it's happening more and more lately - I swear one day I'm going to give in to the temptation!
-Violent revenge fantasies

I have no idea what the above says about me, but I'm sure it takes me out of the 'normal' category (oh, what a tragedy).

Vix
xxx

I love blueberry pie..sitting in the tub eating it from the center to the edge!
I listen to the "Saturday Night Fever" soundrack(sometimes).
I enjoy soft fuzzzy jammies..when its cold out..but not in bed!
I can eat a HUGE RIBEYE STEAK>>>and the fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love to cut grass, then complain about it.....
I like to eat cold pizza....
I love drifting to sleep with my favorite friend...AMBIEN>

I can eat a HUGE RIBEYE STEAK>>>and the fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Totally!

i thought i had nothing to add here. But then i was singing along with Hatful of Hollow (as i am prone to do), and i realized - WITH SHAME - that i am glad nobody ever hears what a damn fine Morrissey* i do.

The shame.

*For those that don't know, that's not necessarily a good thing.

I eat gummi bears head first, and actually look them as though ive done something ' lord byron-ish'.

I actually OWN every season episode of Law and Order SVU.

the Alanis Morrisette song that comes defualt with Windows XP professional , and Vista... yeah...
I DON't Delete that.

* I own all Star Trek series & movies and regularly watch them, (after being stuck O/S for a weekend I watched Seasons 1 & 2 of Star Trek Voyager back to back - 28 hours worth).

* I could sit and eat packets of strawberry lollies, (any strawberry flavoured lollies). I used to buy boxes of strawberry LifeSavers.

* Staying up late at night when I should be asleep.

* Coffee, lots of it.

* Chocolate, lots of it.

* I own all Star Trek series & movies and regularly watch them, (after being stuck O/S for a weekend I watched Seasons 1 & 2 of Star Trek Voyager back to back - 28 hours worth).

Hell no - be PROUD to be a Voyager fan. I am! :D

hi guys! i am in the process of preparing myself for a list to add to the confessional, but this one is something i am putting out before i forget.

i could REALLY care less, down the BOTTOM of my heart, but i cannot help gorging through a trashy magazine if i'm standing in line @ the grocery store or sometimes, even just passing by...
made it a firm rule to never purchase these things and i brush off my teenage sister who at times updates me about certain headlines, but sometimes it takes more than a couple of seconds to flip the channel away from inside edition or tmz or e! (i think those are the correct names).

none of it is useful, even helpful knowledge... but it sticks.

anybody know what i'm talking about?!

you know something that feels really good?

if you wear socks all day (i do not like socks btw) and then take them off right before you get in the bed... it FEELS GOOD!!!!

socks (and shoes) decrease neural firings in your brain with information about balance, supposedly healthier for the long run to go sockless @ times.

OH YOU KNOW WHAT!

i love new sneakers when they are like extra extra white. it is ALL downhill after that.

i also love singing in the shower and pretending that i'm mariah carey filming a music video.

uhoh, its starting to come out... (the confessions).

i have lots, but I'll just start with a few:

1 - i hate ice cream. seriously - hate it.
2 - i love to smell good (LUSH products are my fave)
3 - I have a HUGE stash of LUSH products, really. . too much for 1 person
4 - The Shag is one of my most favorite movies
5 - i can't stand to watch animated TV shows
6 - i eat creamy PB & potato chip sandwiches
7 - i have watched Sex & The City episodes so many times, when someone mentions Sex & The City episodes I can pretty much tell you all about the episode
8 - I relate a lot of things to TV shows - Sex & The City and FRIENDS (for instance, someone talks about Thanksgiving and I immediately think about the episode of FRIENDS where they play football to win the Troll trophy, and where Joey has a Turkey on his head, and where Chandler is in a box, Rachel makes a Shepard Tirimisu . .etc)


hmm . . only a few? this is only the tip of the iceberg, my friends :D

Mike & Ikes. Lots of them.

Okay, my guilty pleasures...

Eating chocolate (when I get a craving ... I HAVE to have some... my favorite is Hershey's Special Dark Chocolate).

I love Dairy Queen Blizzards... my favorite flavors (they vary upon my moods) are: Banana Split (with extra bananas and chocolate) and Reese's peanut butter cup pieces.

I LOVE meat - beef, mostly elk and venison. Okay chicken now and then.

I LOVE... or maybe I should say, I'm addicted to cheddar cheese! But, because I'm Lactose Intolerant... I have to be careful and not eat too much.

Can't think of anything else...

Just one note: yesterday we had no chocolate anything in the fridge or freezer (yup, no bluebell icecream:(), but in the fridge, I found a bottle of chocolate syrup. I opened it and squeezed it in my mouth. It was soooooooooo gooooood... then I did it again. Then I was happy. (Tonight I bought a Hershey's choc. bar (no almonds, though - just wanted the chocolate - I'm happy again:):)) Oh, I only ate half of that candy bar. Really!!!!:eek:

Greasy food. . . bacon and eggs over easy on top of a potato pancake, cooked serially in the grease from the bacon. My wife supplies all of the guilt for that pleasure.
I had the distinct pleasure of enjoying a double cheeseburger, onion rings and chocolate shake from Peter's Drive-thru (in Calgary, google it, the place hasn't changed much since 1962). Don't tell my wife, I'll never hear the end of it. . .

Floating an air-biscuit immediately before exiting an otherwise empty elevator.

# 31. Spending money I don't have. :(

Mmmmm snuggling back under the doona way past time I should have been awake and functional

Cuddling up with my 4 cats and letting their warmth, softness, purring and unconditional acceptance soothe me

Almond cookies...the dutch ones....OMG I ate so many packets!!! I refuse to let myself even go down the supermarket aisle they live in anymore because if I do thats all I will come home with

Sitting in the sun daydreaming

Warm apple pie with warm vanilla custard....my alltime favourite comfort food, I have to eat the whole pie too...ugghhh stomache ache but its SOOOOOOO good!!!!!

Mmmmm snuggling back under the doona way past time I should have been awake and functional

Cuddling up with my 4 cats and letting their warmth, softness, purring and unconditional acceptance soothe me

Almond cookies...the dutch ones....OMG I ate so many packets!!! I refuse to let myself even go down the supermarket aisle they live in anymore because if I do thats all I will come home with

Sitting in the sun daydreaming

Warm apple pie with warm vanilla custard....my alltime favourite comfort food, I have to eat the whole pie too...ugghhh stomache ache but its SOOOOOOO good!!!!!

For me, it's not cats... But I love my min pin!

guilty pleasures:

~eating dinner with my hands when a knife and fork is usually more appropriate.
~a Snickers bar at guitar lessons
~non-employing forums and sudoku when I should be working
~Woman's Day Magazine (or the like)

Ooooooo, this is fun to read!


Playing Second Life, making my avatar look much more sexy than I do (although I like to think of it as getting in touch with my inner flirt) and cruising the "clubs".
Eating peanut butter spread on bread...with whipped cream on top
Piling a plate with Tostitos Scoops, filling each one with a mound of shredded cheese, melting it in the microwave, and then refusing to share any.
Jewelry. I'll buy it and feel bad about it later, or waste ages staring at it in stores.
Smoking
A shot of Jameson's with my Guinness
silk undies
Realizing asome random guy (stranger on the bus, etc.) is staring at my chest and taking a deeeeeeepppp breath. Shoulders back, of course. :D
Making my DH go upstairs to get me another glass of wine.
I'll listen to almost any kind of pop music. I can sing along with the Backstreet Boys. I still like New Kids On The Block. I hide my Madonna music on my iPod.
Dunkin Donut jelly filled Munchkins
Watching old john Cusack movies. I mean the ones from when he was a kid. "Better Off Dead" is my favorite movie of all time.
Watching the Red Sox "Faith Rewarded" DVD over and over and OVER...
Scheduling a vacation day so I can go to the salon
Getting my legs waxed. It hurts like H*LL, which I guess is a good pennance. And it costs a lot. But the feel of completely bare skin on freshly laundered sheets, or in silk pj's, is incredible.

Hmmm…

• Homemade strawberry cupcakes with chocolate icing
• McDonald’s small vanilla ice-cream cones
• A freshly laundered bed comforter
• Toasted bagels with cream cheese and crushed Doritos
• Playing Pinball on my PSP WHILE listening to podcasts

Okay I am officially boring, I love reading a good romance mystery novel, anything chocolate (which is bad when one is a diabetic),

Singing along with my favorite female artists (Alanis Morissette, Jewel, Sheryl Crow, Sarah Mclachlan, Tori Amos, to name a few).

Having the neighbors hear, but not see me. :)

Singing to my cat, Rand ~ she's my biggest fan. I'll start singing something and she jumps in my lap, looks up at me and meows.

Sleeping with Rand in my arms ~ she's my teddy-kitty.

When my cat, Descartes, sits in my lap on his own accord.

Displacing Descartes, situating him on my lap, and covering him with a blanket. He usually settles down and goes to sleep while I read or watch television. It's sooo comfortable!

Sneaking up on Descartes and pouncing him. Especially when his tail fuzzes up.

Finding bugs out on the balcony for my cat to play with.

When my cat jumps on the bed while I'm making it. He goes under the covers (he is a bed-shark) and I cuddle him.

Kitten kisses.

Laughing so hard I snort.

Being the first to bathe after the bathroom has been cleaned and making a mess.

Foot and hand massages that straddle the line between pain and pleasure.

Moving stuff around on my husband while he's at work.:P

Dolling myself up just to take pictures.

Wearing big, bold, eye-catching jewelry, esp. brooches.

Sniping eBay auctions.

Eating the last two Fig Newmans ~ I like them when they are slightly stale.

Making absolutely no apologies for being me.

Okay I am officially boring, I love reading a good romance mystery novel, anything chocolate (which is bad when one is a diabetic),


Jillette, thanks for reminding me, I left those off my list! Romance novels are my favorite reading material. :D

Wow I have a few guilty pleasures too!

1: Eating strawberry icecream
2: Cuddling and patting every cat I see in the street
3: Cuddling cats in general
4: Cuddling chihuahuas
5: Listening to Michael Jackson for days on end
6: Sleeping
7: Pretending I'm not home if I don't want visitors
8: Hanging up on people on the phone when they're annoying me with their droning.
9: Sending gifts to people I like
10: Enjoying and appreciating solitude a little too much!
11: McDonalds Cheeseburgers

Selena:)Guilty pleasures, huh? Hmmm.....

1. Making chocolate chip cookie dough and eating half the chips before it gets in the oven.
2. Buying truffles, hiding them, and not sharing.
3. Drinking all but a few swallows of juice, and putting the container back in the fridge.
4. Using all but one ice cube, and putting the tray back in the freezer.
5. Buying ice cream with chocolate and candy chunks. Digging out the candy and chocolate with a spoon, and then not eating the ice cream.
6. Being in a phone conversation with someone who drones on and on, and getting " accidently " and abruptly disconnected from them when i have had enough. Grins. Oops.
7. Pretending i'm not home when someone knocks at the door and i don't want company.
8. Sleeping in the middle of the bed.
9. Laughing my *** of at Family Guy. Love that Stewie.
10. Agreeing with George Carlin.
11. Not being a bit embarassed that i enjoy Penthouse Forum, and really good porn.
12. Going into an adult shop and being like a kid in a candy store.
13. Going to a buffet and tasting everything before i choose what to have. No sense in having it on my plate if i'm not going to like it.
14. Swimming naked at night in a hotel pool, and not caring if anyone sees.
15. Getting all dolled up simply for the purpose of going out and being seen.

Pssh!

Guitar Hero and Rock Band!!

FTW!@!

McDonalds Quarter Pounder w/Ch. Burgers.
McDonalds Filet of Fish (extra Filet, extra Tartar)
Peanut Butter and Pickle (Must be Kosher) Sandwiches
Apple Juice + Milk = Applemilk
Playing Through The Fire And Flames On GH3 In Practice Mode (and not telling friends its on practice mode)
Watching TV commercials.. (cause my housemates have TiVo)
SilverHawks (+an assortment of other random 80s cartoons)
Cheap Hearty Beer.
Animals. (mm ya.. ghuilty)
YouTube.
Spontaniously Running in a random direction when friends are talking about lame stuff and not returning.
Being alone.
Listening to wierd music ;)

That new car smell.....they shoud make a perfume...back off, I was just looking?
OK I admit.....SpongeBob, but that's between you, me and oh, never mind.
Cooking a turkey in July just for the smell of Thanksgiving.
Girls
Classic Rock cranked up and a bottle of Chivas on an occasional Saturday night.
Fall...blowing off everything just to be outside.
All you can eat buffets.
Buying a Lotto ticket....gives fuel to a daydream.
The Three Stooges.....I already said SpongeBob, what'd you expect?
Macaroni and cheese
Eating macaroni and cheese while watching The Three Stooges
My Mustang GT, driving too fast on a nice fall day out in the country.
Spur of the moment weekend road trips.
Opening that notice from Ed MacMahon I am a winner.....thanks Ed, I think so too.

Buying a cupcake from my favorite bakery, and eating the frosting with my fingers

Consciously choosing to not do something just because I don't feel like it and feeling no guilt whatsoever

Ordering a medium pizza while home alone, eating the center out of it first, then dipping the crust in ranch dressing.

Finding a pair of jeans with a perfect fit, and buying a second pair without thinking about my bank account

Sipping on pickle juice

Playing with the neighbor dog's ears. One bends kinda funny.

Charlie Chaplain movies

Instead of my usual 1/2 veggie omelette w/no toast when going out to breakfast, ordering bacon, eggs, hashed browns, toast, AND a side of pancakes. And finishing it.

Watching Project Runway

A layer of corn chips in my tuna sandwich

White corn chips dipped in sour cream

Anything dipped in sour cream

a diet frozen dinner - with a bag of chips and a big dessert
surfing the net at work
smoking
fast food once a week
buying chocolate, and finishing it all before I get home
"giving myself the day off"
playing "brickbreaker" in the train home, with the blackberry issued from work. I beat my high score tonight!
reality TV

I can eat a whole container of Whoppers Malted Milk Balls, in one seating.
I love Goth folk music...*especially the gal lead singers :D *blush*
Ok I stop there. :p

Seeing the buds starting to open & new little maple leaves appearing on my huge maple tree after a winter of looking like the tree from the Harry Potter Movie (must say it looked wicked in the dark during winter though) :)
Feeling the warm breeze dance on my skin for the first time in spring. Wish I could get away with wearing less clothes but would scare the locals LOL
Having a head massage while surfing the net.