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Major Dysthymic Sexual Hyperactivity, with with Guilt-ridden tendencies, Substance abuse with adjustment disorder, with mixed career disturbance and Dilbertism

Uh oh.
Mental retardation with Sexual Hyperactivity, with Masturbatory Lethargia with Narcissistic tendencies, and severe, unchecked, rampant, murderous PTSD and Severe Schizophrenia with brain damage or trauma with Exxonesis

Well, they certainly have me pegged. At least the first part.

Major Depressive Insomnia-induced Lethargia with Guilt-ridden tendencies with uncomplicated generalized anxiety


:D:D:D:D

:D
Mental retardation with Depressive Masturbatory Mania with Narcissistic tendencies, and PTSD with adjustment disorder, with mixed disturbance of emotions and conduct

:D

Macho disorder with Pyromanic Mania Substance abuse and severe, unchecked, rampant, murderous PTSD and Casperism

Minor Depressive Lethargia with Borderline tendencies, Hypermasculine with uncomplicated ambivalent feelings, and PTSD with Exxonesis

OKEE DOKEE

I wonder if anyone has ever come up "normal" whatever that is....LOL!

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Whats "Exxonesis"?

I looked it up and cant find any meaning for the word

Major Depressive Insomnia-induced Lethargia with Guilt-ridden tendencies, with uncomplicated generalized anxiety, and immature PTSD

"Exxonesis" has something to do with farting, says my psych nurse pal.

Macho disorder with Depressive Sexual Hyperactivity, with Insomnia-induced Mania with Narcissistic tendencies, Hypermasculine with uncomplicated ambivalent feelings, and severe, unchecked, rampant, murderous PTSD with adjustment disorder, with mixed disturbance of emotions and conduct and Casperism with Exxonesis

I don't think my insurance is going to cover this.

I don't think my insurance is going to cover this.

Ya think were screwed?

Ya think were screwed?

I hope so. That should take care of the "depressive" sexual hyperactivity! :D

I took the test and only got a result of Exxonesis ... I always thought I was deep and cavernous because of that, but I guess I'm just shallow compared to y'all!

This is totally me....

Macho disorder with Depressive Masturbatory Lethargia Chocolate-dependent with uncomplicated ambivalent feelings, with adjustment disorder, with mixed disturbance of emotions and conduct and Severe Schizophrenia with brain damage or trauma with Exxonesis

Ok, I needed this laugh. Holy Cow, Addaway, your comment that you only got a result of Exxonesis is KILLING me right now!!!! LMMFAO!

Macho disorder with Depressive Sexual Hyperactivity, with Insomnia-induced Mania with Narcissistic tendencies, Hypermasculine with uncomplicated generalized anxiety, with adjustment disorder, with mixed disturbance of emotions and conduct and Severe Schizophrenia with brain damage or trauma with Exxonesis

Thanks for the laughter.:)

Major Depressive Insomnia-induced Trichotillomania with Borderline tendencies, Chocolate-dependent with uncomplicated ambivalent feelings, and severe, unchecked, rampant, murderous PTSD with adjustment disorder, with mixed disturbance of emotions and conduct and Sixth Sensophobia

How lucky for you that you have no natural Exxonesis reserves. Will surely be handy for your bridge hobo-mates!

How lucky for you that you have no natural Exxonesis reserves. Will surely be handy for your bridge hobo-mates!
Tagged again, lol:D

Major Dysthymic Sexual Hyperactivity, with Masturbatory Trichotillomania with Guilt-ridden tendencies, Substance abuse with uncomplicated generalized anxiety, and PTSD with night traumas

OMG, funn is this
Not for the humor-impaired!;)

Minor Dysthymic Narcolepsy, with Lethargia with Narcissistic tendencies, with uncomplicated ambivalent feelings, with Exxonesis

(wtf is exxonesis)

I found it!


Exxonesis - Irreverent Humor associated with Morbid Circumstances

Well, I always knew I was a Scrooball, but does this qualify me for the Looney Tunes ward....?!! :rolleyes::eek::p

Diagnosis of impatient Patient Major Conditions as listed in the DSM Nosology
Major Depressive Narcolepsy, with Lethargy with Guilt-ridden Tendencies, Chocolate-dependent with Uncomplicated Generalized Anxiety, and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder with Night Traumas and Schizophrenia.

:confused::eek::p:D

:):):D:cool:;):cool:;):cool::D:):)

Macho disorder with Depressive Sexual Hyperactivity, with Insomnia-induced Lethargia with Borderline tendencies, Chocolate-dependent with uncomplicated generalized anxiety, and immature PTSD and Severe Schizophrenia with brain damage or trauma with Exxonesis

Depressive Sexual Hyperactivity, with Insomnia-induced Lethargia with Borderline tendencies, Chocolate-dependent with uncomplicated generalized anxiety, with adjustment disorder, with mixed career disturbance and Dilbertism and Severe Schizophrenia with brain damage or trauma with Exxonesis

Wow, didn't know I had it in me.

Major Depressive Sexual Hyperactivity, with Lethargia with Guilt-ridden tendencies, Substance abuse with uncomplicated agoraphobia, and immature PTSD with night traumas and Schizophrenia with Encopresis

Major Depressive Insomnia-induced Lethargia and mild PTSD