I was just in the super market the other day and looked at Maple Syrup on my way looking for something. I saw Mrs Buttersworth and below that was Aunt Jemima. I got to thinking who would win in a fight?

Now imagine this. Here is the scenario. Aunt Jemima is upset because Mrs Buttersworth was seeing her man......UNCLE BEN! So one day in the middle of the store after closing, the two went at at. The morning shift had a mess of syrup to clean up

I ask the question, who would win and why??

Ok I think I will have to take a trip to the supermarket to reserch the details on this one

I think Aunt Jemima would.. she got that look in her eyes LOL

I tend to agree with Amy on that one!

Aunt Jemima would win she would be more likely to be packing a pistol!!

Correct me if I am wrong, rumour has it that Sara Lee Is also sweet on uncle Ben , But Uncle ben is a sap for Mrs Buttersworth. But Mrs Buttersworth is already married. And aunt Jemima and Grandma's molasses are lesbians so Aunt Jemima was never a contender for uncle Bens Affection. Yet the dough Boy swears he has seen Grandma's Molasses sneaKing away from uncle Bens shelf in the wee hours of the mornings. I'd say it sounds like a sticky situation for all of them.

Sara Lee is such a ho.

I am laughing!!!

Could be the syrup division of the WWF lol

omg tooo funny :D





Originally posted by janine
Correct me if I am wrong, rumour has it that Sara Lee Is also sweet on uncle Ben , But Uncle ben is a sap for Mrs Buttersworth. But Mrs Buttersworth is already married. And aunt Jemima and Grandma's molasses are lesbians so Aunt Jemima was never a contender for uncle Bens Affection. Yet the dough Boy swears he has seen Grandma's Molasses sneaKing away from uncle Bens shelf in the wee hours of the mornings. I'd say it sounds like a sticky situation for all of them.

Why not just have a battle royal involving Mr Clean, Brawny, Swiss Miss, Wendy from Wendy's Old Fashion Hamburgers, Ronald Mcdonald, Chuck E Cheese, Barney, The San Diego Chicken, who am else am I missing?

Kenny rodgers rooooster well thats what I called it.
How about that piggily wiggily? Is he still around?

and the Swiss Miss

:wacko:

Don't forget about them thar "Hills Brothers" in Arkansas.

:o I heard Marie Callender is messing around with Peter's Pan's!!

oh man not peter pna tooooooooo :pirate: :frog: :eek:

Ya know the cousins may jump in if you go after sara lee....her cousings jack daniels and jim beam are said to be really hard on people.

hmm dont forget ole grandpa toooo LOL:bowl: :yin-yang:

What about MR Boston? Hes got an axe to grind with Jim Beam and Jack Daniels, BUT WHATS THIS?.........OLD GRAND DAD IS BACK OUT OF RETIREMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait Jack and Jim have called their uncle jose and he is with the mexican mob.....I forsee doom for grandpa

:D

Jose Curavo (ya know the tequilla one) has contacted his brother Jose Ole and they are having a bbq and inviting both mrs butter worth and aunt jemima i think they are on the menu oops i mean on the guest list.

Ok, the fight is over. Suddenly Jose Curavo comes in and brings the rest of his gang to the fight. A riot ensues. Aunt Jemima and Mrs Buttersworth are both beaten to a pulp and the fight is over. NO WINNER!!!!!

begins the chant "crisgo is a meanie" invites all to join in.