I got orientation for starbucks on tuesday at 10am!
.......so I got a job.....coming.

I already passed the drug test.

ALSO....

I get my meds friday, I can call to have em mailed tommorow.

.....JUST IN TIME.....for me to finish the "dream picture" before the "real job"

and of corse....

....I'm feeling better

it took forever!

.......but still, no more FLAILING.


GO ME!

Dr Evil is my hero. :) Too bad I'm too poor to buy his coffee. :( Though if my small town got a StarBucks the Universe would rip a hole and the entire thing would be swallowed by a blackhole.

Go You!

Congrats! I wonder how Ritilan and a triple expresso with lots of sugar would be?

Congrats! I wonder how Ritilan and a triple expresso with lots of sugar would be?
mmm stimulating.

Now THAT is some good news, chica! ::D:

Congrats!! Good Luck!!

I love to shoot expresso, lick sugar off the back of my hand
....and chaise it with milk!


thanks All!

You go, GRRRRRRRLLLLLLL!!!!

Espresso and Ritalin sounds like mmmmmmmmmm, about 220/140 or so. LOL!

I'll take a venti soy decaf sugar free vanilla latte not to hot please :)

you ARE my people - LMAO!

supah dupah mathety class time!
sistahs and celebratory bruthah bobs
all take a seat or stand so I can 'splain it to you loosy
with not usin no hands
lwe gonna ADDz it all, up draw THE LINE at the bottom
and commence to arithm-attack-tickating time

Firstly:
Takes All that keep-it-up-and-keep-it-real starry buckety pace
Pluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssss ssss
a gargantua-bump of keep-it-up-killer-diller-kaffa-daffa-deeen

and we gotts one up-there outta-site starbuck-the-world
get outta-her-way soopah sistah S-to-the-X

(applause)

Necks, the secondly part:
Add-i-fy to that firstly part
them gonna-jump-on-toppa-that heart-boppin ma-sheen

.........get the vanity dance bumpin like "whoaaaaaaa BANG!"

the rit-tat-tittalin rapidity med-did-icine
SHAZAM
and dats when the rattelly-jattery plate flappers gonna take tha stage

bappity-bang-POW!

And catty bobs and kitty queens, forget alllllll abouts that bottom mathmatic line...
this is the NEW MATH, the SUE math and it goes
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!
sky hi and then jus' when you think that's all we know?

WHUUCKKUUHHH-BAAAAMMMM.

She done blow!




and toe bent fly by tip top poppin starbuckyman pace
is gonna get you zippityzingpoppop pow-in all over that place

(boppity bang givvem a frappacappacuppasomthin' gran')

but slay-em-all

Congrats... I am very Proud of you ....

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b219/suzannex/forum/sally.jpg

YOU LIKE ME! ..YOU REALLY LIKE ME!!!


THANKIES ZOOOOMMAN~ *SMOOCH*

THANK YOU PRINCESS!
.........THANK GAWD, the flip side can be seen......of corse, it's like vegas
and I can see it for 20 miles on a clear night....LMAO! *hugsyou*

Zoomman's Post translation for the vanilla people: (non addd peeps)



supah dupah mathety class time!

super duper! .....money is gonna pile up!

sistahs and celebratory bruthah bobs
sisters, and brothers, lets grooove

all take a seat or stand so I can 'splain it to you loosy

attention please, for a good reason


with not usin no hands

don't make me knock the sh*t outta you!

lwe gonna ADDz it all, up draw THE LINE at the bottom

we're like herding cats, c'mon try....

and commence to arithm-attack-tickating time

and all praise Gawd suzie found a f*cking job!

Firstly:

Takes All that keep-it-up-and-keep-it-real starry buckety pace
She's gonnna actually count, do a good job, and be around other people hyper like hershe's gonna make lattes good!..

Pluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssss ssss
a gargantua-bump of keep-it-up-killer-diller-kaffa-daffa-deeen


grind the cawfee, lets get a buzz!

and we gotts one up-there outta-site starbuck-the-world
We/ADHD tail chaisers are manning the starbuck territory


get outta-her-way soopah sistah S-to-the-X
move or you'll get hurt, arounnd suz, the coffee is HOT!

(applause)

Necks, the secondly part:
Add-i-fy to that firstly part
them gonna-jump-on-toppa-that heart-boppin ma-sheen

.........get the vanity dance bumpin like "whoaaaaaaa BANG!"

the rit-tat-tittalin rapidity med-did-icine

her boobs will be bouncing, while she's giving the much needed cafffine to weary travellers


SHAZAM
SHAZAM


[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]and dats when the rattelly-jattery plate flappers gonna take tha stage

and thats when the bus boyz will clean up after everyone drops their cawfeee




bappity-bang-POW!

And catty bobs and kitty queens, forget alllllll abouts that bottom mathmatic line...
this is the NEW MATH, the SUE math and it goes
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!
sky hi and then jus' when you think that's all we know?

WHUUCKKUUHHH-BAAAAMMMM.

She done blow!


suz is gonna be fast

and toe bent fly by tip top poppin starbuckyman pace
is gonna get you zippityzingpoppop pow-in all over that place

(boppity bang givvem a frappacappacuppasomthin' gran')

but slay-em-all


I'll be bobbin' and weavin' to get peeps their coffee, and satisfy the world


thanks again zoom

LoL thank you for the translation. I was very confused..

(Well more than normal)

One more Hug just because I can...

ZOMG!

A caffeinated job!!111

*Bounces*

You go girl!

hehe
.......yeppers.

LoL thank you for the translation. I was very confused..

(Well more than normal)

One more Hug just because I can...

Heck, I was outa breath reading it......

I'm glad one of the local corporations that I love to hate has come through for you!

Congratulations, Suzzanne!!!

way to go, SuzzanneX!

Congratulations

Try sports bra - they keep things umm on a leash so to speak so a subset of your customers don't act like they need one.


Oddly enough I could read zoomman's post - it is a little to the right of SBense. In the end it all look like English to me any way

awww thanks..
....retro, I'm with ya, hence the title~

Geeze. I thought you meant you got called my Micro$oft. They are my Evil Empire. $tarbuck$ is just a lesser minion around here, the Land of Lattes and Micro$oft.

Congrats, its good to have a job!