Ok who would win in this contest? Brawny accidently bumped into Mr Clean in a bar. Mr Clean then called him some very bad things that I cannot mention on this forum or I will have my membership revoked. The two started to fight. Chuck E Cheese, Hamburger Helper and The Quaker Oat Man try to break up the fight and kick them out of the bar, but now suddenly Mr Clean and Brawny are in a street fight! Who will win????

I think we all know how this one would really go...

Still angry Mr. Clean couldn't help but notice Brawny was wearing L.L. Bean Flannel. "Excuse Moi" he said, still feeling somewhat catty, "But is that the L.L. Bean Summer line your wearing?"

Brawny wasn't quite sure what to make of this change in tack... He was proud of his clothing which he had gotten in payment for modeling for the L.L. Bean mail order catalogue in his off time. "Yeah, want to make something of it?!"

"Only that you have exquisite taste in outdoor outfitting mon- ami", Mr. Clean said with a giggle and a wink.

Brawny couldn't help but smile at the compliment. He understood now. Understood only too well from his lonely days up in the isolated mountain camps as a lumberjack before becoming a papertowel mascott. Perhaps tonight wasn't such a bad night after all... "You know, I model underwear for L.L. Bean and Co.?"

"Oh, Do tell!?"

"Oh, yes! I moonlight as a model for them when I'm not doing paper towel commercials. Perhaps you've seem me in their catologue?"

"No, dear, I think I'd remember seeing your face if I'd seen you in there in your shorts"

"Well, usually, they only show my behind" Brawny said blushing...

"oh my!" Mr. clean giggled. "Well, perhaps you'd be interested in modeling some underwear for me, as I'd been thinking of going on a camping trip and you can't be too careful about what sort of underwear you buy."

"Oh, I certainly understand! You don't want some poor quality underwear coming apart on you up there in the woods, with the wild animals and such! I'd be happy to model some for you! Your place? say around 8 '0 clock?"

"Oh, I'll be there with bells on Brawny boy!"

Yes folks, disturbing to some of you, but cut them some slack. They're not hurting anyone are they? In fact, is it weird you are more disturbed by this, than the fighting, or weird that they are different? Just food for thought... Of course, maybe you're not disturbed at all. Maybe you're the tidy bowl man, and you have seen things that would turn my hair white, so nothing bothers you anymore... I don't know.

Ooooooh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK....